Why aren't you playing your switch right now?

>>382219641
IPod nanos are so big these days

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I play it in handheld mode while posting.
Check my D5 team.

because i grew out of nintendo games a long time ago
you're a grown up man racing plumbers, dinosaurs and turtles in a candy-coloured game for children
what has your life become?

i must have shit eyes because i wouldn't be able to use a tv that far away

>>382219821
>what has your life become?
Posting and complaining about such things on an anonymous forum filled with underage kids. Oh wait that's you.

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Wow, that's some complex design over there!

Now, go play a real racing game, not this Nintendo baby shit.

>>382220273
it's hilarious how this place hates casuals and loves nintendo games at the same time

>>382219641
I am i'm stuck on 5-10 on puyo teris how the fuck to get 5000pts? 10 chain is impossible

>>382219821
This. How come playing Mario gets a "pass" when you're an adult but watching my little pony or anime or playing with action figures doesn't? They're all equally baby shit. So why does one get a pass but the others don't?

If you still play Mario and Zelda you might as well be playing with your action figures and watching Barney the Dinosaur on TV. Its the same shit at it's core. Babyish And designed for small children.

I mean I could but Id be yelled at by my boss or something.

because I finished BOTW and now there is literally nothing to play on it

>>382219641
Because I've been deliberating on whether or not to pick up Graceful Explosion Machine and I don't feel like playing Arms at this exact second.

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>>382219821
>>382222165
>muh babytendo meme xD

someone is banging different chicks on that couch every month and it's not you

>>382220273
I dream of a racing game with controls like Mario Kart but with the track complexity of classic Sega racers

Because the switch as a concept is stupid. If they would make just a solid console with no wagglin, second screen, or "on the go" design, then I would be far more tempted to pick one up

because I don't have one :(

Because I'm trying to decide if I should get one or not.

$300 seems a bit steep for a BotW-machine

>>382219641
I am playing BotW though. One divine beast and a couple memories left.

>>382220273
>SNES track
>Not complex enough
are you brain damaged

I'm busy playing on my PS4 and I already beat Zelda.

>>382219641
I can only play for an hour or so a day.
The tiny gnome-sized controller hurts to contort my hand around for too long and I'm too much of a poorfag to buy a decent one.

>>382223306
>it's totally okay to outright recycle a track from an oldass console which barely had the technology to run a racing game

>buy switch
>bring it to roof with friends
>get stoned
>take turns playing a bunch of mario kart with intense ass moments
Honestly the system is fucking amazing just for that. Fuck the accessory pricing though.

>>382222402
I still got my wii u backlog after I finished Zelda

>>382223565
That's been okay for a long while.

Because there's nothing to play on it. I'm waiting for new games.

>>382222836
>concept of portable games is stupid
>just wants another underpowered xbox
Kill your opinion

>>382223767
>its ok if nintendo does it

>>382224373
oh yeah, please tell me about all that incredible complexity most other racing games offer

>>382219821
>>382222165

No need to samefag, autist.

>>382219641
Nice room, senpai

>>382219821
Good point, senpai, but "sex" is also silly, and it's aduls only

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>>382220273
yeah guys play a real racing game

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>>382222836
anon I'm afraid to say it, but someone has to...
check these digits

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>>382219641
because IM BEING HACKED

>>382219641
Cuz I already got main WiiU titles

>>382219641
Because it has no games.

>>382219641
wow anon your house looks like shit

>>382226817
track is actually quite difficult. i was surprised the first time I raced it in gran turismo

>>382220461
its almost like /v/ isn't one person

Why are nintendo games for kids but other games are fine? All video games should be childish in your eyes, in fact, discussing games by association is also childish. Just being on /v/ means your life is a failure.

I'm just here to tell you this, I dont play or like games, so I get a pass to be here.

>>382228352
hey my life's doing pretty alright.

I already finished the one game it has.

I look forward to playing it again next year when another worthwhile game comes out.

>>382219641
No games so I never intend on getting one, moreso now that it doesn't have Monster Hunter.

>>382219641
No games. Legend of Mana is supposed to be arriving today though.

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>>382219641
You know how I can tell all these threads are made by the same exact person? Every screen shot features Zelda or sometimes Mario Kart.

You expect anyone to believe that people who own an entire game console will only play a single game? Don't make me laugh.

>>382219641
Because I'm playing on my PC

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>>382222561
fuckin normie scum what are you doing on /v/

because i fell for the wii u is selling great meme and all of the relevant titles are on wii u which i hacked.

>>382219641
My hands hurt seeing that pic