YOU! I need ONE game worth buying this year.
>>382217745
WHY ARE ALL THE 2017 TITLES IN THE BIN????
>>382217745
Hello Neighbor's "My Name's Nino!" DLC.
>>382217745
hollow knight
>>382217745
Yes Chef!
Destiny 2 and Battlefront will be top 2, pick your poison
NIER AUTOMATA CHEF
>>382218013
Look at the new characters, JUST LOOK AT THEM. ANIME TRASH.
GET IT IN THE BIN AND START AGAIN.
>>382217839
HOW MUCH IS IN THE BIN
>>382217745
SQUAD, CHEF! IT'S NOT BAD! OH AND DAY OF INFAMY.
Prey nigga
Great game
>>382218085
That's quite nice, yeah? You've got some talent, you know that? So why do you fuck yourself over with the PC version?
Sort out the PC version, and the shit takes care of itself. I believe in you.
ON IT CHEF
>>382218113
LOOK!LOOOOOK
>>382218095
Yes Chef, sorry Chef!
>>382217745
Zelda Breath of The Wild, chef!
Just buy a Sega Saturn, Gordon.
>>382217745
ace combat 7 was announced this year if it counts
>>382218259
>>382218301
/thread
Here chef
>>382218000
You think you're fucking clever do you? Fucking indie trash, START OVER.
>>382218326
Im looking at gamefaqs right now and theyre saying it was delayed to 2018
>>382218390
Ni no kuni 2
There aren't any, Chef!
>>382217745
Gwent™ : The Witcher™ Card Game
>>382218259
>>382218301
Gameplay? Actually quite nice. Certainly looks fine. Unfortunately, you fucked the console. It's a fucking obsolete shitpile that'll scratch if a fly's nutsack lands on it. Fucking give me your jacket! YOU'RE GONE! GET OUT!
>>382218515
>buy
>>382218460
i know, thats why i said it had its major reveal this year and release date set back to next year if that counts
>>382217745
But Chef I need to know the taste preference for the Customers!
>>382218469
>>382218528
>It's a fucking obsolete shitpile that'll scratch if a fly's nutsack lands on it
It's a Salty Sonyfag pretending to be Ramsy episode?
>Hollow Knight chief
>Is it good?
>Yes
>But, is it an indie trash?
>y-yes chief...
>Unbelievable
They're all trash, chef!
>>382218646
yeah
>>382218063
He's not serious is he? Nobody can be that stupid. No...
COME ON...
COME ON!
WAKE UP!
HOUSE PARTY CHEF
>>382218085
>>382218203
Get your shit tastes outta here
>>382218716
>not even Ramsay threads are safe anymore
>>382218646
EY, YOU. Fucking big boy. C'mere. You have the audacity to call me a Sonyigger when Nintendo are fucking selling Street Fighter II for $40. I'm deeply concerned with the fucking shit service and fucking shit quality control.
I'M SHUTTING IT DOWN.
>>382219060
>Nintendo own Street Fighter II
Yep, a Sonyigger thru and thru
Elder Scrolls Online: Morrowind coming up!
>>382218515
You, my friend, are a few cards short of a sleeve, you know that don't you? COME BACK WHEN YOUR GAME SERIES GETS A GOOD WRITER.
>>382219060
>Nintendo set the price
Yep spotted the Sony fag ohohohoho
>Sonyigger Ramsay can't find good games
Should have asked for movies lad.
>>382219276
A fucking MMO expansion? Are you fucking pulling my plonker? Do I know you, commie?
PLATE'S UP CHEF
>>382217745
You think he's tired of being known only as "Funny angry Scot/English chef that yells alot and says donkey"?
I like his other vids where he's chill and just cooking.
>>382217745
Does this count chef?
Sorry Chef! Coming right up, chef!
>>382219727
Ramsay has a chronic need to be at the center of attention. He'll survive stale material.
>>382218676
Get a Grip! You proud bitch!
You didn't say it had to be RELEASED this year!
Here ya go Chef!
Here you go chef! Sorry I fucked it up the first time but I'm sure I got it right this time!
>>382218676
It's RAW! You weird bozo!
CHEF I PRE-ORDERED THE $800 ASSASSIN'S CREED PACK
>>382219367
Let's not be hasty, Chef. This is a long-awaited return to the acclaimed world the customers were waiting for! And don't you remember me, I'm, uh, that guy who you praised on previous day.
Besides, it's not like that's all I have! Here's Prey(tm), a free improvisation piece on some dusty old dish. I'm sure you'll like it.
Shadow of War
>>382219994
Just look, JUST LOOK AT IT. And you know what hurts? I SAW YOU TAKE IT BACK, DROP IT IN THE TRASH, THEN RE-PLATE IT - THE SAME SHIT.
Are you a pig? THEN WHY DO YOU ACT LIKE IT?
DO YOU HONESTLY EXPECT ANYONE TO PAY MONEY FOR THAT PILE OF SHIT, YOU DONKEY?
>>382219120
>>382219306
>It's a nintenbros get sensitive and ruin another mildly entertaining thread episode.
>>382218676
It's burnt! You dumb donut!
Styx - Shards of Darkness
Does this count?
The pc version is good stuff, chef
>>382220345
>Sonyigger pretends console shitposting thread is 'mildly entertaining' instead of cancerous
Yeah, that's about right.
With NeoGAF on fire you roaches have to find any piece of dry land you can/
>>382219825
Really? From his casual videos of hunting and shit I'd figure he was a chill kind of person outside of the "ANGRY CHEF" sort of thing.
>>382220079
I've seen this dish before. Years ago, and it was fucking dreadful. Both of them, just re-hashed piles of shit.
I think I'd remember a donkey like you. I just need SIMPLE, FRESH, RUSTIC - not this shit. Look at the bugs crawling around, LOOK AT THEM.
>>382220460
he is, watch his UK versions of his shows or interviews and he's much more relaxed
the US tv stations require him to be an extreme prick and it's made him a lot of money
>>382218676
Get a grip! You fucking Donkey!
Here, chef!
>>382220405
He just shat on a ps4 exclusive you baby quit crying, no one cares about console wars.
>>382220579
>he shat on Knack 2
It's the fact that startled you proves you're straight from NeoGAF.
Here you go chef!
It's been sitting in the oven for a while but the recipe is still solid.
>>382220401
>>382220543
No that I know already. It was the "he loves attention" bit that caught me.
>>382217745
Here you go chef, the latest masterpiece from Bioware.
>>382220648
Knack 2 will be a literal solid 7/10
>>382220648
But it didn't startle me anon.
>>382220701
Just look at the colour of it. Touch it, just touch it.
YOU THERE. TOUCH IT, TOUCH IT. WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE?
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT RAW. FUCKING RAW.
HOW CAN YOU SERVE THAT? YOU'LL KILL SOMEBODY!! SHUT THE FRANCHISE DOWN!
>>382220485
Now hold on there Ramsay! You say it's garbage, I say it's delicious! Sure it's not as "refined" as you would support, but folks enjoy this dish just fine. Plus you can get the original for a cheaper price. I'll capitulate that the Special Edition is just mediocre.
>>382220701
Son I've eaten the greasiest piles of shit that would make god regret the idea of giving mankind bowels or even a digestive system. But I ain't eating that caustic pile of hot garbage.
>>382220779
>>382220790
Here chef! But I bet you don't even know this recipe you fucken minger
Metroid: Samus Returns
>>382220661
Presentation leaves a lot to be desired. Gameplay looks quite nice. Do you seriously expect the customer to pay that much for it though? I mean, come on, get real. Tomorrow, we're having a discussion about pricing.
>>382217745
PLATE'S UP CHEF!
>>382220931
>implying anyone is going to buy it
>it will be the most pirated 3DS game
>kills the series for good
>>382220859
I'm sorry, I just have to take this call, yeah? Oh, er, apparently it's for you. Reddit called and they want their chef back.
>>382217745
Titanfall 2 chef. Pick it up when it's on sale. Alternatively, Dead Cells looks worth a buy.
>>382221186
Great, he can go back to r eddit and you can head back over to Neo GAF.
>>382220921
FUCKING RELEASE!
FUCKING WHEN!
>>382221256
>This guy is still salty
PFFAHAHAHA
>>382221145
ASS CREED ORIGINS?
MORE LIKE ARSE CREAM ORAL.
>>382221346
Sad.
>>382221320
This year, maybe. Soon™
>>382221256
Stop ruining the thread man I'm enjoying myself here
>>382221449
KURWA
>>382221492
>Stop ruining the thread
It was like that when I got here.
>>382217745
Chess Ultra
Patrician gaming
WHEN IS ONE OF YOU GOING TO GROW A PAIR OF BOLLOCKS?
WE EITHER GET IT TOGETHER NOW, OR WE SINK. BIG TIME.
Nioh is the best game of 2017 so far.
>>382221539
For you yes. Just stop being selfish and think of other anons having fun
Thanks man.
>>382221569
Oh well. It wasn't entertaining anyway.
>>382221569
H-here chef it's a homemade recipe.
>>382221525
dont get hyped
Nie wywołuj wilka z lasu
>>382217745
Bubsy Woolies Strike Back
>>382221631
>stop being selfish and let us wallow in shit
Nah.
I got you chief
>>382221656
RAW
>>382221656
Actually quite nice.
>>382221668
I just want another family/economy/medieval politcs simulation game.
>>382217745
Got this one in the oven chef
>>382217745
I'd advise you to wait and buy games that have "goty" "complete" editions with all the DLC chef.
>>382217745
Mordhau
>>382221681
I hope you find happiness one day anon, best of luck :)
>>382221762
Hey, what's that piece of shit there?
Holy fuck. Look at that! Look's like a bison's penis!
WHAT IS THAT SHIT!?
>>382217745
Hollow Knight
>>382221781
Thanks anon. That doesn't redeem a shitty thread though.
>>382221719
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN IN THE OVEN?
GET IT OUT!!!
IT'S BLACK, YOU FUCKED IT
here your game, chef.
>>382221751
>implying Ramsay would serve unfinished dishes
>>382218195
B-but it's fine with a mod fix Chef!
>>382221756
I know me too, nothing compares to that series, none of those 'comfy' meme games like stardew valley, nothing
>>382221751
Today was a good day.
>>382221821
>vidya e-celeb threads are bad
>non-vidya celeb threads are good
Somebody explain this for me.
quality thread
>>382217745
H-here chef!
>>382221802
We're all different man, I might hate some threads you really like and vice versa
>>382218676
WTF are you doing? You Fucking Donkey!
perfect
>>382221874
there's nothing to explain you fucking baguette
>>382221751
>>382221656
Neo/v/
>>382221880
なんでやねん
>>382221149
I know I will. Fuck Nintendo for bullshitting me and fuck their anti-consumer policy. It's time the consumer fucks Nintendo back in the ass.
>>382221805
It was going to be ready sooner but the customers kept asking for add ons and substitutions.
You can't rush perfection chef, it'll be ready when it's ready.
If you push a dish out too soon then it'll befucking RAW
>>382221917
>gaming eceleb threads discussing them playing games is the worst
>non-gaming celeb threads with no game discussion is the best
You really do have to explain this one
Here you go chef, it took a while to make and I had to redo the whole thing but I think I salvaged a good meal!
>>382221952
YOU'RE LIKE A HAEMORRHOID ON MY ARSEHOLE YOU KNOW THAT
WE'LL DIE OF OLD AGE BEFORE IT'S OUT
>>382221991
It's just a bit of fun you faggot.
>>382221880
>one game worth buying
>PUBG
Every day /v/ falls further away from gods light.
>>382218676
Get ot you stupid piece of shit!
>>382221991
go make a eceleb thread if you want one so much you fucking faguette
>>382218676
Get out! You fat mouthed tosser
>>382222036
>people having quality, rigorous discussion about vidya bring up ecelebs
>the worst
>non-vidya celeb thread in which PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds is heralded as the one game worth buying this year
>is good, just fun
No, you really will have to explain anon
>>382222037
He liked Nier as well you mong.
>>382222143
Even worse
>>382222092
That's not the point anon.
>>382221392
CHEF, I THOUGHT YOU COULD HAVE COME UP WITH A BETTER INSULT FOR THE BEST UPCOMING GAME THIS YEAR!
>>382218259
IT'S NOT DONE YET! YOU CAN'T SERVE RAW GAMES TO THE CUSTOMER!
>>382222198
you're right, there is no point you gaylord
>>382222119
Lighten up a little would ya.
>>382222238
>g-gaylord
Not even trying
>>382217745
Absolver
H-hey there, chef! I had to dig around to find the recipe for this one, but it's quality, I swear?
Y-you've tried it before, right?
>>382222260
>good fun thread discussing vidya brings up vidya eceleb
>the worst, you all should KYS
>non-gaming celeb thread
>l-lighten up
Explain anon.
>>382222034
DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID? I PLAYED IT AT E3. I'VE PLAYED IT! IT'S FUCKED!
SHUT IT DOWN
>>382222272
what ever you say you cockmuppet
Baby games, anime games, nintendo games, obscure indie games.
Wow. Great selection.
>>382218676
>fuck off you dumb dumbo
>>382222358
Better but still nothing more than a bandaid to your butthurt. You're in a Sonyigger Ramsay thread, don't pull your punches.
>>382222119
>Thread talking about streamers tits and ass
>Quality original meme thread
One of these is cancer, I wonder which?
>>382222320
Who is this homeless woman
>>382222398
>s-sonyigger
where did that even come from you douchemonger
>>382222412
>[vidya thread] = bad
>[nonvidya thread] = good
I don't understand anon, elaborate.
>>382222384
I think someone said Andromeda down the line
>>382222464
>>[shitty nonvidya thread] = bad
>>[meme vidya thread] = good
>>382222509
>meme vidya
Ramsay isn't vidya anon. There is no vidya discussion ITT.
>>382222320
You know what kills me? You have two amazing, perfectly cooked waifus. You make this astonishing traversal mechanics. And then you fuck the dish by making the whole game pointless busywork.
NOT GOOD ENOUGH BACK IN LINE
Awesome, some fucking faggot who can't stand people having a poke at his games ruined a thread, what a fucking manchild.
>>382222342
I didn't even care about the eceleb thread I enjoyed it. This is literally just a shitposting meme thread, it's not like people are actually talking about Gordon Ramsays cooking. Why does this make you so mad?
>>382222564
Oh no, we might have to discuss video games instead. Fuck/
>>382222605
we were discuss videogames until you came in and start crying about /v/ not being your safe space
>>382222656
>we were discuss videogames
I see you're ESL, you need to look up what a discussion entails anon.
>>382222605
>implying nintendo makes video games
>>382222543
O-okay. I'll try harder next time...
>>382222605
>Saying this in a thread about nothing but video games.
By your logic toddposting shouldn't be on this board either?
>>382222729
>nothing but video games
Ramsay isn't video games.
Here you go chef!
Its free.
There is no free / premium currency separation, there is just one shared currency, which is easily available.
3/4th into the game in only a week, completely and entirely free. I have principles.
Very good if you enjoy short queues, fast paced matches. Goes well with vodka and cyka blyat idi nahoi / kurwa, depending on where in the world you hail from.
Plays well with friends.
A group of 4 will be able to enjoy difficulties that will truly push them to their limits, in various pve and pvp scenarios.
OBT at the moment.
>>382222684
I see you're delusional, you need to fuck off and go back to your favorite eceleb thread anon.
Let me impress you.
>>382222729
4chan is an image board, anons post vidya. OP post a reaction image of ramsay and says what he thinks of that vidya. I'm sorry is there something I'm missing here?
>>382222776
Comes with a picture too.
Albeit late due to hangover.
>>382222779
>p-please fuck off
No thanks anon.
>vidya ecelebs threads = bad
>nonvidya celeb threads = good
Crazy logic
>>382219297
*teleports behind you*
who is to die?
*locks gordon*
heh, nothin personnel chef
>>382220648
>nintenbros only argument is "neogaf neogaf!!"
>>382218676
Move your ass! You fat-mouthed BOZO!
>>382222834
supposed to reply to this dude >>382222860
>>382222859
go make an eceleb thread if you want it so much, or better yet why don't you apply and become a hotpokket if this triggers you so much
>>382218676
PISS OFF YOU LAZY DICKFACE
>>382222834
See
>>382218676
And every post that replied.
OP I enjoyed your thread it was quality.
Battlefield 1
>>382223000
>PUBG is the worthwhile game to buy this year
>quality
Anon.
>>382222961
Nice argument lad.
>>382222859
>>382223082
>argument
Can you elaborate on how any post that replied was vidya related?
>>382222929
Are you sure about that?
>>382222772
>>382223054
>Not being in the multiple threads about /v/ being wrong about it being a flavor of the month game and it being fun as long as they optimize it better.
Anon.
>>382223145
Yeah.
>>382223145
Nope wtf am I doing man.
>>382223181
Because those threads never happened.
>>382223187
I don't see how what you posted has anything to do with Gwent.
>>382223145
Maybe, could you repeat the question?
>>382223258
...okay anon.
>>382223330
No problem marketer-kun.
Take all the lamb sauce.
I only have 1 third of the meal ready so far chef!
>>382217745
H-here chef, I tried putting a new spin on a classic recipe. I hope you like the decorations Left on it!
>>382223440
You removed the Ashly Burch, yeah? It works, much better. You could all learn something.
>>382223405
>>382222821
>>382218203
Huh, Deja Vu
One copy of Sen no Kiseki III right here chef! You like Japanese, right?
>>382223405
I can't hold all these feels chef..
>>382223640
>needing help
git gud
>>382217745
persona 5 you fucking nigger
>>382223843
Shitty rehash only lonely weebs with slow brains could like.
Here you go, chief.
I'll admit the soundtrack didn't come out so good chef, but the game itself is perfect.
>>382224003
Got this today, such a great collection
>>382223949
>lonely weebs
this is 4chan, board for anime & otaku culture. go away chad.
>>382224147
hasn't been ur sekrit club for years
>>382221845
THICC yet also amazingly thin