just bought this game, any tips before playing it?

Just play the fucking game. Is this really how you start every game you buy? You are not fit to live.

>>382217645
It's too complex to get into it. Just give up.

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>>382217645
I just want more memes, I just bought it to
>>382217674
Why are you so mad anon

>>382217814
I can't stand retards.

>>382217814
not him but I'm also mad. mad that idiots make this thread everyday
also
>to

>>382217645
Make sure your legs are ok.

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>>382217814
>giphy.gif

holy fucking shit dude

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Go in it blindly, that's what makes it fun

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>>382217645
cultivating and maintaining good relationships is key to happiness. Be sure to touch base with old friends every now and then to stop them becoming strangers

>any tips

Well jeez you dolt, did you ever think before asking such a question? Why would you go to the bother of getting the fucking game, downloading it, setting it up, taking a picture of the screen, making a thread on /v/, without even knowing just a smidge of information about the fucking game? Did it ever occur to you, during any of those steps, to either google it, go on wikipedia, go on youtube, go on gamefaqs, or even something like /v/ BEFORE YOU MADE THIS THREAD and seeing people talking about the game? Surely you must have had a thought akin to this at least once during this entire fucking process, and, if so, why the fuck did you make this useless fucking thread in the first place if that's what you were wondering? This information is already fucking available without you making another retarded fucking thread on this dumpster of a board, adding to the disgusting shitheap, you stupid mongoloid. Do some fucking basic research in the future about the fucking game you already have before making another stupid, earth shatteringly stupid fucking topic.

>>382217674
Actually this game is probably one of few that kinda does justify a thread

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>>382217645
It's an experience. Just go with it.
The game is designed to make you feel confused.
A lot of the things you would first think are just bad design are intentional and have a plot reason.
Nothing will even start to make sense until you beat it once.
Grab heavy armor, figure out what guns you like best, and have fun mowing down Jain scum.

>>382217645
Refund it before it's too late.

>>382218290
Actually no fucking video game justify shit threads like this. Stop being a babby and find things out of yourself.

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>>382218331
>Grab heavy armor

>>382217645
learn how to maintenance
dont make waves
hate jians
hate feds
research to get the medkit
rush bearkiller if you are a tryhard

>>382218380
Go play Dwarf fortress or Hearts of Iron 3 without consulting a guide
Pro tip: You can't

>>382218513
>what is trial and error
People like you are literally not fit to live. You are so used to being spoonfed that you can't think for yourselves.

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>>382217645
If you are confused that means the game is working.

>>382218631
>I haven't played Dwarf fortress or Hearts of Iron 3 and don't know what I'm talking about
alright

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>>382218513
>Go play Dwarf fortress
I went into DF without a guide, it was more fun once I started reading the wiki. You both are being jians.

>>382218703
I played DF, it's really a simple game if you just want to survive. I'm starting to think you are the one who never touched it.

>>382218847
It is simple once you get the hang of it, but learning it would be extremely hard without reading any tutorials or tips online.

>>382218981
>extremely hard
>impossible
Stop being a fucking retard. You are annoying as shit.

>>382219063
>Stop being a fucking retard. You are annoying as shit
You too, pal

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>>382217645

>>382217645
Don't try to understand, just execute orders!