ITT: vaguely describe a game and other guess >eternal struggle

Is that monkey pregnant or just fat?

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You wake up from a really long nap and go on a journey to become king of hell

>your ship crashed, train monsters to fight an evil being so you can leave and win a contest

>>382216684
Super Mario, the whole series?

>Shoot nazis, sometimes there is spooky things.

>>382216684
Donkey kong

At first there is only one alien on the station, but they were a lot all along.

Janitor neglects his responsibility to put up wet floor signs, then a wizard shows up and turns him into a slime.

Go to random places and shoot things.

Your character is gay.

A well-intentioned man ends up perpetuating the cycle of child abuse.

Help an Afro bear to Reach a Palace Beyond Space

Damnit, these are tough.
I'll give you guys an easy one:

You wake up from a nightmare and became a slug.

>>382216761
Disgaea?

Turn sworn enemies into loyal friends by shouting at them.

>>382217824
Heavy rain?

>>382216684
after finishing school you travel the world to stop a corrupt businessman

>>382216684
You play as a round thing and fight the president to stop him from trying to revive his already alive qt daughter

>>382216864
Pikman

>>382218304
bingo

AAAAAH. FLEEEE.
NO WE DON'T CARE FOR YOUR PROBLEMS YOU FUCKS. GIVE US SOME RESOURCES AND SHUT UP.
OH GOD WE'RE SO UNPREPARED FOR THIS FIGHT. THE DUDES GOT SO MANY FUCKIN SHIELDS.
nak nak nak i'm a insect ali-
STFU WE'RE DYIN AAAAAAAAAH

The plot twist is that you were getting pranked all along

>>382218831
Payday 2.

>>382216980
Wolfenstein 3D / Return to Castle Wolfenstein?

>>382217652
[BioWare game]
>>382217295
[Ubisoft open world game]

>>382216684
9

>>382221594
No, it's a top-down game.

>>382216684
A mad scientist unlocks the power of an ancient evil to flood the world in chaos.

>>382221497
Until dawn?

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You're the bad guy that pew pews good guys because you think you're the good guy but in actuality you're the bad guy without even knowing it killing good guys because your bosses tell you you're killing the bad guys and not the good guys but they're wrong.

In the end you don't even get punished for it and everyone else is worse off because of your actions.

You've been hanged to death and god wants to suck your blood

All the guardians of the world have gone crazy and you must go kill them. Surprise, you're also one of the crazy guardians!

>>382222136
Yes

>>382216761
D44M

>>382216864
Robopon 2

You travelled back in time to change the past for a future that isn't an apocalyptic wasteland, but along the way you lost your memory and became a furry.

>>382222454
HLD

>>382216684
Zelda series

>>382217286
SS13

>>382217652
Real life

>>382220551
Kirby

>>382216684
Sonic huehuehue OC huehuehue batteries huehuehue voltage huehuehue.

>>382222902
I don't even know what HLD is.

A planet gets pissed off and tries to commit genocide but it gets destroyed because of that

>>382223073
Hyper Light Drifter. Guess I was wrong. Darksiders? What is it?

Janitor put on a black latex suit and start shooting up giant turkeys.

>>382222997
Sparx?

>>382216761
DOOM

>You help a hotheaded loner spread her juices across the land

people of various backgrounds caught in a time-warping never-ending battle of infinite permutations

>>382222902
LoZ Twilight Princess?

>>382216684
>eternal struggle of manlet against big guy taking his love interest
Mario

>>382223817
The Witch and the Hundred Knight

>>382223682
close!
another one
guy with a spear chases a cyclops with a trident

You force random people to kill things for you because your dad fucked up.

With your best friend-cum-animal companion, you travel the world and accidentally activate a portal to the future which traumatizes you so much that you stop being mute.

>>382223901
No, but it IS a Nintendo property.
Twilight Princess has nothing to do with time travel as far as I'm aware.

>>382223891
The Fate series?

>>382224256
not the fate series

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>>382223891
Blazblue

>>382224241
Recettear?

You're on a strange alien planet selling xeno feces for a profit.

>>382222902
PMD: Explorers of Sky

>>382224408
one of the Zero Escape games?

You shoot things.

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To help out your mom, you travel the world with pals such as the son of one of your mom's friends; a mermaid; a shrine maiden with magic powers; and a literal ayylmao; while constantly displaying your anus to the center of the camera.

>>382224831
Ding ding ding!

>>382224430
>>382224853

Not either of these

I'll give a hint since no one is getting it that will probably blow it open: Over 3 billion actual player matches have been played

>>382223507
Shadow of the colossus?

>>382225045
Overwatch? I'm not sure about the time travel.

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>>382225106
You're not one of the guardians in SotC though are you? You become more evil as you murder the guardians but I don't remember you becoming one. I mean it's been years since I played it.

Depending on how many baby parts you eat, you're a squid now! You're a kid now!

>>382224516
nah

>>382223891
Doto

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>>382225471
>>382225471
>>382225471
>>382225471
>>382225471

winner, finally

someone thought there have been 3 billion overwatch matches? it took dota 5 years to get there lmao

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>>382216684
>minus8's shantae monkey loop

>>382224256
It's been a while since I played it, but it has apocalypse, memory loss, and [feral] furry. =/ This thread makes me feel both dumb and intrigued at least.

>>382216684
My life?

Guy kills suicide bombers with the help of numerous people but then it turns out he was everyone the whole time except for the guy who gets raped

>>382225842
What? Where does TP have memory loss? Are you thinking of BotW?

The only thing it has is Link becoming a wolf.

You should replay it though; it's a great game.

>>382224256
>With your best friend-cum-animal companion, you travel the world and accidentally activate a portal to the future which traumatizes you so much that you stop being mute.
I don't remember the beginning of Jak 2 happening at the end of Jak of Daxter, so I declare you a cheat for describing two games.

make photos to expose bad guys, who actually did nothing wrong

The horseman of war goes into a dungeon and ascends into demi-godhood

>>382217095
Alien isolation
>>382217652
Life is Tumblr

Might be an easy one but.
Bad stuff happened to the world and now slavs shoot guns at niggers while they try to talk to them.
But the slavs don't understand the niggers so they shoot harder.

You're a kamikaze pilot for the LUNAR EMPIRE in the war between the moon and the earth, but you discover the government has been lying to you all along, and somehow destroy both the lunar and earth armies to bring peace to both.

>>382226076
Beyond Good & Evil?

>>382226049
Ding ding ding. Yeah I kind of cheated.

>>382226171
Darksiders 2

>>382226414
>Beyond Good & Evil?
y

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>>382225667
>unironically liking minus8

my legs are OK

>>382226778
YOU GAIN BROUZOUF
YOU GAIN BROUZOUF
YOU GAIN BROUZOUF

>>382226691
you gay son?

>>382226414
Einhander

>>382218831
wololo

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Only adults can wield the legendary weapon, so you get knocked into a coma for years during which most of the country is killed because the legendary weapon is too pissy to allow itself to be wielded by a child.

>>382228074
Excellent job anon. I'm glad someone recognised that game.

Your bro hates you and wants to start world war 3 because daddy never loved him

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THERE WAS NO ALIEN AT ALL, IT WAS MAGIC ALL ALONG FUCK

>>382222124
Sanic: Advent Children

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>>382224080
This guy is good

failed autistic artist starts global conflic

>>382228430
Ocarina Of Time

>>382228536
I CAN'T THINK OF THE GAME BUT THIS SHIT MAKES ME SO FUCKING MAD

talk to a giant head and run away from rocks and bears

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>>382228430
Ocarina of time
this gif is from Majora's Mask but whatever

>>382228430
Ocarina of Waiting

>>382223604
Mdk?

Kids in devil costumes roll dice together so that they explode

prevent angry masked man from collecting minerals in time

>>382226414
>Darksiders 2
Nope, also he was death

Prop hunt with aliens

>>382228709
World War 2?

MC fucks the final boss

walk a long line between a bunch of island while suffering through the most retarded save system ever invented

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You turned your adopted son over to scientific research, but then you discover he's been kidnapped by someone you thought was dead. You go on a quest to save your son and potentially murder the guy who kidnapped him, except he ends up dying anyway. Whoops!

>>382228849
>>382228835
>>382228779
You got it. OoT's plot is fucking stupid in that respect, since we see the Master Sword be used by kids (such as in LoZ NES and ALttP).

>>382229123
New Prey

bad furries are actually good furries, because even though their bad, they beat even worse furries. main furry has a good furry love interest that's changed her voice for literally every installment in the series she was in.

>>382229424
Sly Cooper?

>>382229515
damn it was that easy?

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A group of manchildren and womanchildren fight a cult of trump supporters that help cosmic horrors

>>382216684
Are you guys dumb or not, is clearly Larry Suit Larry.

Why shoot the enemy when you can just build forts all day?

the only fun thing to do is hunt

>>382216684
One pitchfork and all horror movie references you can think of.

In this strange world, putting four things of a kind together cause them to disappear. The protagonist used to run around decapitating people and beating the shit out of literally Satan, but the protagonist now mostly eats curry and bullies small round animals into disappearing four-in-a-row for recreational purposes.

>>382229563
Yeah, though I haven't played those games since I was in middle school, damn.

>>382229650
Darkest Dungeon?

it's a fighting game where you- the connection to the opponent has been lost

>>382229376
>since we see the Master Sword be used by kids (such as in LoZ NES and ALttP)
>LoZ NES
The Magical Sword is not the Master Sword.

>>382229942
Puyo Puyo?

>>382230189
That's literally every fighting game with online mode

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Undeground creatures take over the world to spite their asshole neighboors that were snoring too loudly

Dude gave you his necklace and now you gotta go show it to his friends. Nukes ensue.

A robot decides to rid the world of all non-robots using sexy lady robots to generate propaganda. A furry and a robot set out to stop him; one becomes a movie star along the way.

>>382230209
Ah fuck you're right, my bad; I'm embarrassed to have made such an error. Well we see it in ALttP and in later games such as WW.

>>382230279
Yep.

>>382230720
Ratchet & Clank?

Explore the dystopian cyberpunk future from the comfort of a bar, featuring dead girlfriend angst.

>>382230809
Right on. Up your Arsenal, specifically.

>>382230720
>Well we see it in ALttP and in later games such as WW.
Perhaps the Master Sword learned its lesson from Ocarina of Time. Those games all came after it after all. In fact so far there's no time that a kid has wielded the Master Sword before OoT.

Amateur opera singer saves the universe from the wrath of a gay clown

>>382230993
Smoking autist who pretends her cat talks: Danger/u/ edition.

The world has long since become a total wasteland with only a single bastion for humanity. You are a group of mercenaries in a world where people are mysteriously dying what seem to be natural deaths randomly. Through the power of ridiculous gun customization and hexagons you will uncover the truth.

>>382229424
Wait. Did they make games after 3?

>>382230720
Ratchet and Clank. Specifically Up Your Arsenal with Nefarious and Courtney Gears with a bit of Going Commando since Secret Agent Clank was already a thing by 3.

Invade foreign countries, kill everyone you meet, steal all their shit. You are the hero.

>>382231108
Final Fantasy VI

You'll do a suicide/kill your own mutated/cursed creator into a wierd lake, doing so it will create a new race that everyone will hate and despite.
All of this because you wanted a solution for your headache

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>>382231185
correct

>>382229650
Night in the Woods

>>382225307
That dreamcastgame with a microphone semen or something?

>>382224256
>Twilight Princess has nothing to do with time travel as far as I'm aware.
The temple of time is in the past or something, but it's not important to the plot.

>>382225307
NEVER EVER: The Game

>>382226003
Killer7?

>>382226003
Killer7

Oh no! Your best friend has been turned into a stone statue! Oh yes! You just got a swankin' new hat that you can use to enact your micro/macro fetish!

>>382231559
No, it's Bloodborne

>>382231646
Correct.

>>382231093
Damn Fi really needed to get her shit together huh?

>>382231116
>>382231143
Correct. Also sorry about fucking up the Secret Agent Clank thing; haven't played the game in years.

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>>382225307

>>382231497
Yep yep

i got 2:
a bunch of space children slaughter countless space hillbillies, space jews and space aids-aliens with the help of some maybe sentient bio-armor.

Native American gets nuclear firepower and goes apeshit against the local flora and fauna.

2 girls try to escape a city that's been taken over by insane and brainwashed children

You can only move to the beat of your heart

>>382231984
Minish Cap

>you and your friends build a raft but an evil twink decides to ruin everything you eventually kill him with the power of friendship a few times

Mute MC has the worst day at work.

You make people clean up your family's mess

>>382232191
Crypt of the Necrodancer

Water machine broke, fix that joint

>>382232196
Kingdom Hearts?

>>382230189
SFV

After your sister is viciously attacked by a lamp, you go on a journey to recover your grandmother's memories and sing to a cat alien.

>>382232193
Yes.

>>382232191
Crypt of the Necrodancer?

>>382232196
Kingdom hearts

>>382232356
>>382232404
Yep

>>382232404
Earthbound Beginnings/MOTHER

>>382232348
>>382232404
Correct

>>382231984
>sorry about
No need. I thought it was just a double challenge.
>>382229836
One or all of the Far Crys?
>>382232215
Shit. Half Life or The Stanley Parable
>>382232241
Darkest Dungeon
>>382232352
Fallout: A Post Nuclear Role Playing Game

You wake up from a really long nap to go defrag a computer.

>>382218186
I have no mouth and I must scream?

You and a bunch of other people fight for a plot of desert.

You just wanna pay your rent but notSatan won't let you

>>382232734
Fallout New Vegas
>>382232745
Animal Crossing

>>382224894
bubble bobble

>>382232512
Yep, it's Half-Life.

>>382232801
I'm the first one, and nope.

>>382232512
Fallout it is
Next one:
>Try to find the right words to tell the right not-cthulhu to fuck off in not-England

>>382232559
Portal 2

>>382232972
Nope.

With the power of FASHION and SPINNING PINS, you must learn how to trust other people and stop wearing headphones all the time, or God will destroy the world from boredom.

>>382232471
Correct.

>>382233068
The World Ends With You
This is getting easy.

>>382232734
I'll give you guys a hint: YOU won't get the plot of desert if you win.

>>382216684
An autistic man gets manipulated into suicide by his ghost family.

>>382232734
team fortress 2

>>382216725
Jus a lil thicc

Here's a more challenging one: You die, but it turns out that a cat is fine too.

>>382233164
You're right. I should step it up. Though no one has gotten >>382229376 yet.

The jews are the most powerful race on earth

>>382233506
Ghost Trick?

>>382233306
I feel like this is going to seem incredibly obvious when I see the answer.
>>382233506
2004's Catwoman: The Game?

>>382216684
You play as the conscience of an idiot and try to get him to do simple tasks like get the mail.
Hint: It's a Flash game

>>382233164
Let's get slightly more obscure, then.

All of your organs are replaced by hearts, and you constantly shit out a colorful spray.

>>382233553
irl

No, John, you are the alien: learning to play guitar from a dog edition.

>>382233756
I feel like I've played this before but I can't remember it for the life of me.
>>382233668
Nope, see below:
>>382233597
Yes. Damn, let me think of something more obscure.

>>382233805
That nyan cat game?

>>382233756
>>382233906
Blockhead

time-traveling aliens are fucking up earth to prevent their future downfall and it's up to you and your friends to stop them

>>382233952
EarthBound (normal or Zero).

>>382233995
nope

>>382233951
Correct.

Now for another one:
>this British game site is pissing me off
>let's storm it and shoot everything!

The world was so fucked up that everyone mindwiped themselves to establish an agricultural communist utopia, but a stand-in for the audience obsessed with the past reintroduces capitalism. An egg is never mentioned again.

>>382231143
>The world has long since become a total wasteland with only a single bastion for humanity. You are a group of mercenaries in a world where people are mysteriously dying what seem to be natural deaths randomly. Through the power of ridiculous gun customization and hexagons you will uncover the truth.
>One of your teammates dyed their hair blonde to change identities and another is a former experiment who didn't die when you killed him.
>FUCKING YETI

>>382222454
Blood Omen.

>>382233906
>That nyan cat game?

No.

Hint:
Getting central NPCs increasingly naked is a crucial element of progress in this game

>>382233805
Can't think of anything for this one
>>382234175
Mother 3

Someone's fucked up the world out of jealousy, you and your pile of limbs need to stop him
Also no-one's done >>382223080, >>382228936, and >>382232180 yet

>Despair and tetris

>>382234390
>>382228936
Devil Dice?

Tons of people fighting literal Satan.

>>382233475
Correct.

>>382234484
Close enough, it was Bombastic

>>382234540
Diablo?

Band of the Hawk simulator. Plenty of mods.

bunny is back, and this time, she's pissed the fuck off

>>382223080
Dead Space 3
If it's not that I really want to know the answer. Planet sized enemies get me rock hard.

>>382216684
I wanna fuck that monkey

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you play as the villian from the last game, destroy a terrorist group's base, and conquer a planet

>>382234686
Mount and Blade

>>382234740
Wrong
Hint: On DS and XBLA

>>382234792
Well that didn't take long. Good guess.

After being expelled from a criminal group, you spend all your time in karaoke and disco, occasionally beating up bad guys.

>>382234425
Is it that educational game about slavery with the slave Tetris section?

Every enemy's oddly cute

>>382235042
Dragon Quest!

>>382234964
Yakuza

>>382234964
Yakuza 0.

Original Character Do Not Steal invades long-standing franchise, fucks up everything, and it takes the combined effort of all the canon characters to unfuck the setting.

Your brother throws a party but it's pretty much a sausage fest. One of the girls rejects you though.

>>382234605
Nope. Another hint: You also fight aliens.

>>382234781
Really interested. Any hints?

>>382235128
Hyrule Warriors?

>>382235139
Fern Gully

You go looking for the guy who killed your family and he gives you superpowers.

>>382218186
Bloodborne

>>382235128
Shadow the Hedgehog.

>>382235310
Prototype: Angry Afro-American Edition

>>382234995
Nope
>Despair, tetris, and waifus

>>382234390
>Mother 3
Correct.

>>382235128
Puyo Chronicles?

>>382234540
>aliens
>Satan
Puyo x Tetris

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>>382235236
pic related

>>382235489
Super Danganronpa 2?

>>382235539
>>382234781
Dune?

>>382235492
Again no. Last hint: Red noses.

You go to the ghetto, befriend a drunken pirate and a tranny, and get sent to the moon by russians to fight a cyborg wizard

>>382224169
Age of Mythology

>>382235273
Ding-ding-ding.
>>382235386
Though I guess this could also apply.


You arrive in a small town to investigate a supposedly immortal man, only to find out that he died.

>>382232173
turok?

>>382235648
nope

>>382235663
Paper Mario: TTYD. Also if you ever insult Vivian like that again I'll tear your tongue out m8.

>>382235656
YIIK? Fuck if I know any tumblr games.

>>382229295
Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
>>382232745
Thief Gold/The Dark Project
>>382233952
The Wonderful 101

>>382235274
No.

>>382235878
Correct on the thief one

>>382235706
Goddamn this sounds so familiar but I can't think of the name. Someone pls get this.

>>382235398
Yep.

>>382235602
Bingo

>Be European
>Build liquor factories

>>382217824
Lisa?

vore, weight gain, inflation, mind control, transformation, petrification, and gts

You try to satisfy your intense cravings for fruit while escaping from the ghosts that haunt you.

>>382236168
your mother last night
Kirby

>>382236114
Vicky 2

>>382236168
Maybe Bowsers Inside Story?
I think it had all of them

>>382236168
What's gts?

>>382236168
Doubt it but I'm thinking Bowser's Inside Story

>>382235959
I'll give you a hint.

The gameplay features a strict time limit.

>>382236290
A female of large stature

>>382236358
>>382236285
ding ding ding

It's all about learning good leadership and growing your team from the ground up.

>>382236419
Dead Rising?

>>382235878
>Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
I beat this and can't for the life of me remember anything about it. Does this really happen? I thought the final boss was DARK Prince?
>>382234185
>The world has long since become a total wasteland with only a single bastion for humanity. You are a group of mercenaries in a world where people are mysteriously dying what seem to be natural deaths randomly. Through the power of ridiculous gun customization and hexagons you will uncover the truth.
>One of your teammates dyed their hair blonde to change identities and another is a former experiment who didn't die when you killed him.
>FUCKING YETI
>was released for the PS3 and Xbox 360

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>>382235878
>The Wonderful 101
correct

Ginger emo and his friends die and have to win a game to come back to life.

>>382217824
Last of Us

>>382236484
Pikmin?

You and your crew of mercenaries are hired to investigate a distress signal. Along with the prince of the realm you're trying to save, you stop yourself from falling into a pit, pass a test of courage, and eventually find out that the one behind it all along is a giant floating head version of your archnemesis.

>>382236484
XCOM?

>>382236565
The World Ends with You.

>>382221187
Ftl?

>>382236507
No. How does that fit with the first clue?

But, fine, I'll give you a final hint.

There is a character select screen.

A Lovecraftian being leads a bunch of people on a mighty ruse cruise that leads to the world ending

>>382235648
another hint: Its on the Game Boy

>>382225307
Bloodborne

>>382236251
Pac-Man

>>382236642
Stairfax Temperatures

>>382236746
Darkest Dungeon?

Let's go for an obscure one from my childhood:

Captain Planet is an alien ninja.

Kid murders his family because he's mad at dad.

You work with a jew to unfuck the environment, and end up being thrown through dimensions by a midget to unfuck other worlds until you realize that you are about to start the apocalypse

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine

Demon invasion? Not on my shift.

>>382216684
Space Muslims are mad because it turns out you're the Space Jews

>>382236971
nope
or at least not the game I am thinking of

you've had enough of a tiny robot's shenanigans so you kill it and yourself in the process

>>382237096
Mass Effect?

>>382230189
Pit fighter

>>382237223
Sort of close

After getting involved with guerilla fighters, a man quits his job to hunt for a really skinny woman.

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>>382236510
1.The world has long since become a total wasteland with only a single bastion for humanity. You are a group of mercenaries in a world where people are mysteriously dying what seem to be natural deaths randomly. Through the power of ridiculous gun customization and hexagons you will uncover the truth.
2.One of your teammates dyed their hair blonde to change identities and another is a former experiment who didn't die when you killed him.
3.FUCKING YETI
4.Was released for the PS3 and Xbox 360
5. Machine guns for the set-up and Pistols for the kill
>>382237070
Tales of Xillia 2

Your wife is your arm

>>382237209
Sonic Adventure

become time destroying satan because everyone around you is an asshole

Housepets develop a bond while solving the problems of their frequently dead owners.

>>382237397
Bionic Commando

You explore the body of an alien giantess in order to find your asshole father

>>382237464
Correct

>>382222149
Sauce on that pic boss? Please

>>382236607
Bingo.

>>382236642
I thought someone would say XCOM. 'Grow from the ground up', like a plant.

Serial arsonist demolishes buildings and its residents using planted explosives

You make people make better decisions by forcing them into a way of thinking

>>382237442
Sir, are you aware you are a cat?: The Game

>>382237442
Ghost Trick

>>382237442
Pokemon

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>>382235852

>>382237573
Persona 5

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>>382237364
Pic
>>382237495
And then he steals all the fucking credit, sequel when niggero stops eating curry

>>382237573
Persona 5?

1) A failed effort at a TMNT-ripoff whose sequel has a really bangin' main theme.
2) You steal jewellry from a giant centipede to avoid transforming into a rabbit against your will.

>>382237549
Pikmin?

>>382237442
Ghost Trick.

>>382236764
I got no clue my guy.

>>382236836
Correct.

>>382236959
Correct on both counts, good job.

>>382237090
Super Mario Sunshine

>>382237070
DOS?

>>382237095
DOOM

>>382236656
yup

>>382237619
>>382237671
Yea, was a little easy.

Hide and seek:the game, except you are always hiding

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>>382237638
>Pic
Finally. I can rest now. You've done good, kid.

>>382237573
TWEWY?
>>382237090
Okami

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MOVE

>>382237750
>>382236764
Its the first Wario Land

>>382237781
What is "every single stealth game"?

Shut-in goes on a mass killing spree under the promise of getting laid at the end.

>>382237781
Most modern horror games.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent?

>>382237415
close
hint: It's on Wii, 3DS and PC

Your pickup broke down next to a house full of zombies and shit, but at least you have your shotgun.

>>382237364
Hint: One of the bosses makes roofies out of corpses

Your chick was kidnapped by satan and you have to get her while doing lots of penis jokes.

>>382237638
Correct.

You try to salvage the world after an apocalypse by beating surviving fauna and humans on behalf of an old man who won't stop talking

>>382237926
This works, I was thinking of
Alien isolation, could have been more specific

You shoot [s]zombies[s/] mutants with words and destroy the final boss with mini-guns powered by ranting.

Some retarded wizards started the apocalypse so you pack up and get on a trail to nowhere.

You use a bullet that shoots guns that shoots bullets to shoot bullets that shoot guns.

>>382229734
Ace of spades

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Can /v/ get this one?:

LOOK LOOK!
LOOK LOOK!

You keep repeating your mistakes even though you know something's wrong because a pixie told you to.

>>382238231
Gungeon

>>382238183
Typing of the dead: overkill

Your grandpa fucked up.

>>382238290
Majora's Mask?

>>382226691
Minus8 is like the best flash artist alive right now, fuck off mate. I could handle 4chan hating on Rick and Morty, but Minus 8? There's a limit, I will fucking KILL You faggots before you try to convert me from him.

>>382238294
Damn straight.

you meet the woman of dreams, literally.

Your family gets into a fucking car crash, your parents die, you go into a coma and dream and your sister watches over you trying to wake you up, but the dream you're in doesn't want you to.

1) A deity wants the dick so bad that she kills herself to become a mortal girl and reincarnates her husbando as childhood friends.
2) A game released on the Wii, along with other platforms, in which you become a wolf and seek to cleanse the land of evil. The game makes you think that you're about to get to the end twice before you actually do. There are two games that fit this;
can you think of both?
3) You've been turned into a tower-climbing sheep because you just won't commit, mang. But you can become the prince of hell if you want so it's good.

>>382238290
LYING AIRY

>>382238183
Typing of the Dead or whatever that game was called?

>>382237840
Wow, how did I not get that? Christ.

>>382238256
pacman 2?

>>382238406
nope
>>382238465
yup

Let's go with an easy one
>You are a detective with a license to yell in court

>>382238290
Bravely Default FLying FAiry

>>382238314
>>382238465
Yes.

>>382238465
2. Okami (don't know the other)
3. Catherine

your whole life has been shit and you're not the legendary hero
but your son is

>>382238461
Drawn To Life

Some nerd scientist goes to work and has a bad day

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>>382238513
CORRECT

You were the redeemed villain all along!

>>382238662
half life

>>382238465
2 - Okami and Twilight Princess

>>382238465
2. Okami and Twilight Princess

>>382232734
Ever Oasis?

>>382238662
Half Life

>>382238465
Twilight Princess and Okami for 2?

You play as a detective who cheats on his wife.

You gain superhuman strength and help from the gods to save your sister

>>382238119
Duke Nukem Forever?

>>382238757
LA noire

>>382238631
Bingo

A scientist makes clones of fucked up lab creatures, then an ultimate form of himself and releases them to wreck havoc

>>382238557
Phoenix Wright

In a similar vein:

You are a detective with no concept of an indoor voice.

>>382238789
Nope.

>>382238757
LA Noire
The Evil Within?

>>382238628
DQ5

your gf's dad gets turned into a fucking oscar award

>>382238119
Shadows of TASTE MY BIG BONER

>>382238927
Viewtiful Joe 2

>>382238839
Yep. That was a fun game but oddly that's the only thing I really remember from it. I'd play a sequel

You make the world worse for everyone just because you can't let go a grudge and keep blaming others for your fuck-ups

>>382237915
No More Heroes

>>382238465
1) Skyward Sword

>>382238850
Killing Floor?

>>382238954
That's the one.

>>382239019
>>382239019
/v/

>>382238960
correct

You sail around between the British Empire and Ocean Mongols, end up giving your soul to either a demon or a monkey, and do fetch quests for a one-eyed jackass
>>382238850
Prototype?

>>382239076
yes, but not the answer i was looking for

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You told your parents you didn't want to go to the art museum; you were bored to death. Now you're stuck getting a lesson on modern art, potentially getting mauled to death.

>>382238683
FE:A

>>382238461
Drawn to Life. also fuck that game

>>382238557
Ace Attorney

>>382238580
Correct on Okami and Catherine.

>>382238628
FO4?

>>382238702
>>382238723
>>382238751
Correct! Fantastic job anons.

>>382238778
The Wind Waker

>>382238465
Yep! Nice one anon.

>>382237209

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After your father abandons you and leaves you with nothing but a watch, you become a bounty hunter and fight crime using childrens toys

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>>382239124
>>382239038
Whoops, meant to link (heh heh) this. Yes, you got skyward sword.

Little green men try to invade other planets.