What disgusting things do you do while playing vidya?

fuck you're mom

Play with my willy and finger my bum

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>>382207264
Impressive.

>>382207264
>you're

unconsciously bite my nails during loading screens

been working on it, it's a shit habit

>>382207528
>she

>>382207603
This. Good thing fidget spinners can help with this common problem!

>>382207603
>stop biting my nails
>fingernails grow out of control
redpill me

>>382207387
MOAR

Fondle my balls during cutscenes for RTS games, and in general games that don't require cinematic presence.

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SCRATCH N SNIFF M' BAWLS

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>>382207113

killing female npcs with a knife and listening to the sounds they make.

>>382207663
>has

>>382207747

Biting nails looks and sounds disgusting. You can just use nailclippers, you imbecile.

>>382207747
Do you think people have short nails because they bite them?

>>382208803
No it doesn't

I always play in my boxers and like to fart on my finger then sniff out.

I'm not sure if thats ordinary or not though.

I let people fuck me fairly often while I'm playing vidya

>>382207113
Drink copious amounts of Miller Lite and play from works end until bed time

>>382207747
Do you bite your foot fingernails?

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>>382207113
Casually stroke my cock at loading screens. Not even trying to fap, just feels good man.

When i was a kid id play fable and hold down the arrow shooting key, this would cause your controller to vibrate as the player character struggles to hold the arrow(however you can hold it forever, its merely a visual thing)

I used the vibrating controller to masturbate

>>382207387
wtf I love females now

fondle my dick continuously

>>382207113
Smile.

>>382207113
I just had the last two days off from work, and I didn't do anything but sleep, eat, and play Horizon Zero Dawn. I didn't even shower or brush my teeth.

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I often recite quotes from other games/movies/TV shows while playing games that are not dialogue heavy. Sometimes I get really into it and set down the controller to finish reciting the "scene" in a proper manner

I don't know if I'm the only one that does it

>>382212743
Those are called toenails friendo

>>382207805
SHOOT
HOT
CUM

>>382207603
>he doesn't cut his fingernails with his other fingernails
Get on my level pleb

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I pick my nose and wipe it around the room during loading screens and cutscenes and such. I imagine if I looked under my desk there would be months worth of bogeys.

>>382207113
pick at my toe nails.