/v/ talks so much about making the perfect videogame, so lets try it. with spore, so its bound to be good.
Pick a planet /v/. If you dont like any, just ask and i'll scroll down
cubed
FUCKING
crater
>>382195984
What he said, also can the race be named Edgelordians.
>>382195829
Cube planets are best planets.
>>382196030
you got it
>>382196109
>>382195984
We are at CUBED FUCKING CRATER
I dont think we need the tutorial though. Lets start off with world editing.
What color is this cube, and whats the temperature like
>>382196242
Its bright red and freezing as fuck.
>>382196242
Seconding other anon, but if you can change the ocean color as well make it yellow.
>>382196421
>>382196306
Its cold, but not cold enough to freeze the water, so we can see the color.
What color is the atmosphere?
>>382196563
lellow
Lock the captain to Pepe the frog and make it about killing the Jews and their Reddit minions with /v/irgins
>>382196563
purple
>>382196563
February
>>382196758
>>382196672
>>382196653
Should we change the terrain at all?
>>382196657
we arent there yet
>>382196871
add 1 cube mountain
>>382196871
make a giant deathpit
>>382196871
The cubier the better
>>382196871
Draw a penis mountain.
>>382196981
1 cube mountain added
>>382196985
the giant deathpit was created, but turned into a giant lake
>>382196994
i tossed in random cubes around the map. not as bit as cube mountain though
>>382197116
Penis added.
Do we want plants?
>>382197486
rocks
lots of rocks
>>382197486
Add those creepy trees with eyes.
>>382197602
>>382197587
Done.we can add bigger locks in a different step. also, its constantly snowing
Its finally time to make your character, /v/. what do you want? body shape can and will be changed
>>382198104
slug body type
>>382198104
3 legs 3 eyes
>>382198104
Try to recreate the girl from nanalan.
>>382198207
Slug with a mouth cock.
Are you playing on a toaster or did this game always look like this?
>>382198104
Just mouths
>>382198289
Zoomed in the game looks weird. is this better?
>>382198451
Make Pepe
>>382198451
Nice. And don't make Pepe.
What happened to Timmy Turner the manlet eater from the Spore thread a day ago?
>>382198858
EA fucked everything up and so he dissapeared into the aether.
Trying to incorporate everything i can for now.
>>382198858
EA tech support instructed me to how to enable my dlc's again, which resulted in a full memory wipe.
>>382198949
>>382198985
It´s beautiful.
I tried to make the Edgelordian as wrinkly and weird as possible. Any last Changes?
>>382199360
It's cute :3
>>382199360
Maybe move the legs ahead a little. Make sure as much of that slug body is being dragged as possible.
>>382199553
Consider it done. Good enough?
>>382199771
Can you make him more EDGY?
>>382199771
Excellent. It's just too bad the game considers the body as a tail now though. Oh well.
>>382199917
>>382199912
Is this edgy enough for the man who asked for edge?
>>382200450
Damn, that's even better
I'm not him, but it's edgy enough for me.
>>382200450
We gOtTa GEt EdGiER!
good shit
>>382200450
more mouths
>>382199771
>got here in time
Perfect. Make him red and black obviously.
Don't forget that clothing options are going to be available next, so more edge can be added that way
>>382200529
>>382200519
>>382200647
Exactly
PICK your EDGIEST weapon, /v/
>>382200641
>in time
You missed an entire thread
>>382200715
That sword looking thingy, also can you make his feet...um...EDGIER. Also what this anon said please>>382200641
>>382200715
claws and spikes
>>382200715
Purple spikes thing
>>382200731
It's better than having to read the entire saga of Timmy the Destroyer instead of influencing it.
>>382200958
Timmy's dead. The universe was cleansed and we began anew with Goylent.
Then the game kept crashing so we're making a video game instead.
>>382200731
desu it wasnt a good one. I kept having to go back and do everything, i didn't enjoy it
Have we...Gotten edgy enough?
>>382201373
Looks a bit too much like a good guy
>>382201373
Yes.
>>382200450
That looks like a elongated cabbage
>>382201448
Should i go back?
>>382201614
Now this is pod racing
>>382201614
Keep it there and start the actual game
>>382201614
He will avenge timmy
>>382201614
lets begin
>>382195829
>with spore, so its bound to be good.
did I just wake up into timeline in wich Spore came out as intended?
>>382201614
Perfect
>>382201782
thats the joke
>>382201841
>>382201746
>>382201710
>>382201667
>>382201656
Now time for the biggest question of all.
What the fuck do we actually want Edgelordians to do?Dont worry I just saved it
>>382201905
Make friends with everything
>>382201905
Eat everything else because we gonna be some gay ass edgelords putting everything in our mouths
>>382201905
Kill everything
>>382201905
sit around doing nothing really, docile beings
>>382201905
Kill all the manlets in honor of timmy.
I wonder when all these morons will realize that OP isn't actually playing the game but designing a scenario?
>>382201905
REND SLAUGHTER DEVOUR
>>382202135
I never played Spore and just want to fit in.
>>382202064
This sounds like the most promising idea to me. I like it.
But now we need a place where we can kill manlets, and manlets to kill. which would you prefer. Building design or manlet creation?
>>382202135
I know that.
>>382202223
Let´s design the perfect manlet before setting their killing fields.
>>382202223
Building design, the manlets will come once they hear our name, and our purpose.
>>382202315
>>382202303
im conflicted. Vote which you prefer.
i wish i had money so i could fund a company to make a better spore
>>382202389
buildings
>>382202389
We're Edgelordians we don't need to create enemies. We'll just hunt and kill what's already there. The pre-existing wild life will be our manlets.
>>382202389
Master race of manlets please.
>>382202516
>>382202514
>>382202315
What house would a manlet live in?
>>382202569
The tiniest toaster
>>382202569
mushroom houses, like the smurfs
>>382202569
Dragon Dildo
>>382202569
Whatever house is the most guarded. Manlets are too scared of natural predators to go outside, let alone fight them. So it would make sense for them to be guarded.
>>382202569
Homes fit for little Todd Howards
>>382202763
>>382202739
>>382202686
i'll make each of these.
>>382202589
heres a tiny toaster with a tiny window
>>382202837
Truly radiates a manlet aura
>>382202837
Make the window lower, how would a manlet see though that?
>>382202837
Too scared to stand out and have any vibrant colors, protected to the rectum, virgin structured house instead of chad. You did good anon.
>>382202837
When you get to the dragon dildo, put a few tiny ones around it just to increase that draconic flair.
>>382202837
Make it smaller, we need to be taller than their houses.
>>382203185
I can shrink them in game. I also made our character as big as possible. looks better that way
>>382202686
Heres a smurf home.
>>382203008
>>382202739
Here's the dragon dildo castle, each dildo with its own set of blue balls.
>>382203626
This makes me want to redownload Spore. Amazing work there.
>>382202763
The manlet fortress is made entirely out of pure steel, small yet sturdy, will make any manlet feels safe at home
>>382203626
holy fuck
Now that we have manlet homes, we need manlets.
How do you want your manlet, /v/?
>>382204013
As close as possible to an EA employee.
>>382204013
round and pale
>>382204013
Make him look at the floor, and give him a beta beak (3rd row last mouth)
>>382204013
one spine segment, or as few as you can get
>>382204013
Todd Howard.
>>382204013
Give it a manlet height.
>>382204013
glasses and a neckbeard
>>382204213
The fewest i get is 2, which is this.
>>382204123
Head tilted down, nervously rubbing hands. Is this the beak?
>>382204062
Brown. All the ea employees that were men ive talked to were indians
>>382204231
super tiny
>>382204376
i'll give him facial hair in a second, but his skin is shiny, as the oil from his body is visible in the sun.
>>382204574
perfect manlet
>>382204574
>that nose
>those hands
>>382204574
yes!
>>382204574
>>382204574
can he be a herbivore?
LOOK AT HOW TINY HE IS IN GAME
>>382204954
He already is
>>382204574
Sorry I meant 3rd row going down not right.
>>382204954
manlets cant hunt their own food
>>382205019
RIP AND TEAR
RIP
AND
Are you making another manlet?
>>382205181
TEAR
>>382205187
I can if you want
>>382205260
An extra thicc neckbeard would be awesome
>>382205260
Is it too late to change the beak?
>>382205320
Nope.
I'm about to make a fatter neckbeard manlet.
want me to add the mouth to that one? or the other
>>382205356
give him long orangutan arms, so he can hover over girls with
>>382205613
this
>>382205356
the original one please.
>>382205801
Can you show me exactly which mouth you want, so i don't mess up. its late here
Also, here's the newest manlet in progress
>>382205917
This is great. maybe a bit more of those spiky things to give him more body hair.
>>382205917
Row 3 out of 10 going downwards. The last beak on the right.
>>382205981
Here
Still needs a color. got any suggestions?
>>382206056
I'll make the change now
>>382205917
Am I looking into a mirror?
>>382206056
yes?
>>382206189
Pale bone with reddish splotches.
Make him look really sickly.
>>382206274
jesus christ never mind!
>>382206189
This is just too good. He's perfect now.
>>382206209
Pic
>>382206367
Like so?
>>382206512
JESUS FUCK
>>382206512
He got hit with the Space-Clap.
>>382206512
berfect
>>382206512
Thought that was a hairy palm for a second
>>382206719
>>382206575
>>382206529
And with this I end tonight.
I saved everything, thanks again guys. we can work on this tomorrow.
>>382206871
>thinking they can group up to defeat an edgelordian
When will they actually learn?
>>382206871
Goodnight creator of worlds. Edgelordian will never be defeated.