How do I stop being scared of multiplayer games?

>>382193873
Stop being a little bitch in general

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>>382193873
>multiplayer option
>enter the lobby and see a bunch of experienced players
>get cold feet and leave

>>382193873
be cute enough to not be bullied

>>382193873
Suck my fat cock and I'll protect you and carry you

>>382194448
you can join too

Hold off on masturbating for a while, it will give your testosterone sometime to increase so you can man the fuck up. If that doesn't work, get alcohol, it should temporarily boost your social confidence.

>>382193873
Once you play whatever multiplayer game for the first time the anxiety goes away and you kind of think of another players as nothing more then bots.

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>>382193873
play ones where death is no consequence. most FPS game are like that; they can help build confidence for more team oriented stuff.

>>382194893
based harem builder. but you're harem is gonna be shit with a bunch of anons in it.

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>>382195189
>implying we're not all cute little girls here

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>>382195189
> but you're harem is gonna be shit with a bunch of anons in it.

>he doesnt know about the /g/aybois

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>>382193873
find a big tough bf that can guide your hands as you play

>>382195014
who is this cutie?

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>>382195254
I'm a cute little girl, anon. You're one too, right?

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>>382195254
wait theres guys(male) on 4chan?
why didnt anyone tell me

>>382195189
don't care who's in it as long as they can suck cock and swallow hefty loads of cum. you can join them too if you want

>>382195254
>>382195303
>>382195391
>>382195439
get sucking faggots, don't make me tell you again

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>>382195391
Tee hee of course I am anon!

I've never been able to tell are you guys serious with this shit? Not the gay shit, I know most of you are gay, that's fine. The too scared to play online games shit.

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>>382195439
You're never gonna get one, christmas cake. Why don't you go date someone over 20?

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>>382195510
I can't handle someone thinking I'm shit.

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>>382195489
goddamn this anon is a sexual tyrannosaurus. go get em, pal.

>>382195658
play a game where it's a clusterfuck and no one could possibly pay more than a split second of attention to you. Battlefield comes to mind, but there's tons of others. I wish I could be a little more of a bitch like you, I miss the adrenaline moments.

>>382195658
You're never going to meet these people again. I think social anxiety is a form of narcissism. People don't give a fuck about you and forget you exist moments after meeting you.

>>382195658
I think you're shit right now, you spineless fag

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>>382195490
nice taste

>>382195658

Play Overwatch, and proceed to get called every meme insult imaginable. After 5-10 hours, you'll be immune to bully

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>buy l4d2 because my friend bought it and i wanted to play with him
>join game
>people are yelling
>oh shit what do i do
>people keep yelling
>what if they're yelling at me for being bad
>die
>quit
>"you'll be letting your teammates down"
>1 min on record

>>382196236
I had something similar happen to me. I tried playing co-op for the first time and ended up accidentally shooting my teammates and having no idea where I was going. I ended up quitting very quickly, afraid I was ruining everything for them.

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>play minecraft
>nobody to yell at me because i did something they didnt like

>>382196016
This anon knows what's up. That line of thinking got me a much better life. I could introduce myself to strangers much more naturally knowing that if I fuck up or seem weird, they'd forget about me before the day even ended.

>>382193873
This happens to me when playing RTS games. I always play coop because of that.

>>382194908
Is this true

>>382196456
theoretically: yes
reality: no(maybe)

but why would you do that when keeping test down makes you cuter and grow hair out slower

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>gets yelled at for doing something wrong
>is used to it because I get yelled at comstantly irl

>>382196016
I think it's like some kind of negative narcissism
I've had that thought about not really giving a fuck but I still can't calm my shit a lot of the time

>>382197010
It takes a lot of practice to break the habit. Meditating and identifying negative thoughts definitely help but it'll take a lot of effort.

>>382197010
Yeah I dunno what to tell you because I don't have what you have. But most people don't give a fuck about you or your life. I'm struggling to remember anyone I've played games with in the last month who wasn't a friend of mine. I can barely picture the people who go to my gym and I see them several times a week.

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>How do I stop being scared of multiplayer games?
if you have an anxiety disorder, you just have to jump in and play, and the fear will fade away. I was one of the best in the world at a game I used to play but every single time i'd boot up the game i'd get strongly nervous, even though I knew I was good. sometimes the anxiety prevented me from even starting the game. after I play a couple of matches the anxiety fucks off until i'm done playing

>>382195658
make it your fetish

>Play an MMO
>Go into a player killing spree
The weak should fear the strong.

t. someone that has been impersonating Skullman and killing thousands of player characters per day for whatever reason.

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If this was a decade ago and the game wasn't full of br and beaners, I would have recommend you playing Halo PC online. It was the best "jump in, shot shit, leave" shooter at the time.

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>>382197586
>tfw people shit talking me is hot
>/v/ is a 24/7 boner factory

>>382197981
why aren't you bouncing that faggot ass on my cock right now?

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>>382197981
>tfw /v/ made you awaken to your M bitchboy side

>>382198532
wow there is so many homosexuals here it makes me angry

>>382197308
what game?

i want to hear what the king of games has to say

>>382199002
I'm gonna obliterate your little prostate gspot, bitch. you're gonna moan like a pornstar, but not faked

>>382199193
Like this is someone memetic and okay but when there's fags that just fill up a normal thread with genuine fag shit even pics it really rustles my jimbos

>>382199193
It's always awkward watching dudes try to act alpha online.

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>>382197981
>become invincible through the power of cock

>>382193873
Play dark souls that helped yahtZee out and it sounds like you suck in games which only improves darl souls since you will have to play multiplayer to survive

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>>382194448
>multiplayer option
>enter the lobby and see a bunch of experienced players
>go in anyway
>annoy other players and fuck shit up until I get kicked

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>>382199457
>get bullied so hard your hard boy clitty fucks your fear of playing online

Play csgo cyka blyat

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>>382193873
find an excuse you can use for being shit that you can fall back on if someone calls you out, like ironic or post ironic humor.
so you can think to yourself something like "heh that guy isnt criticizing the REAL me, just the fake persona I'm employing, so it doesnt count"

thats what most people do

>>382197981
you're disgusting
get out of this thread and this board you sick freak

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>>382199765
s-stop it anon, don't make me any harder

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>be male
>have high pitch voiced

I am tired of losing the genetic lottery when I never asked to play

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>>382197308
Mind me asking what game? I'd be interested if you'd tell a story for us.

>>382199957
can you pretend to be an anime girl?

>>382199415
yeah bruh I bet its like le so fricking hella cringy lmao xD xD
*fidget spins the heck outta here*

>>382200107
good recovery anon

>>382199390
>he thinks people are joking
i wish they were, but some of them are genuinely mentally ill, others have just been brainwashed by this gay echochamber

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>play online
>everyone on my team sucks
>carry the whole damn team
>ask the teammates to try harder
>"it's just a pub you asslicking skullfucking dickchopping tryhard"
>official comp is fucking deserted
>community comp is just full of autists

>>382200092
Its high pitch enough to be annoying, not high pitch enough to be feminine. Could probably sound like a 14 year old boy if I tried.

>>382200195
tf2?

>>382200221
>Could probably sound like a 14 year old boy if I tried
voice ERP for days.

>>382200107
Honestly though, it's something that just doesn't work online. That shit relies on force of personality to work and your text looks the same as everyone else's text.

>>382193873
drink

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>>382200107
haha u got him real good anon nice one

>>382200363
Yeh son

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>>382197586
This.

>>382193873

Play with actual people you know. I'm as antisocial as you can get and I've had people asking me in the break room at work what games I have and do I play online.

Played WoW since a decade and I just pop in an out of guilds/groups/etc. I've had people say I suck all the time. No problem. Just leave and put on ignore list if they get mean.

Holy shit if ONLY life had an ignore button. If heaven existed, it would be like normal life except you could ignore whomever and they wouldn't be able to interact with you in any way. Also, a lot more blowjobs. A LOT more. Normal life doesn't have enough.

>>382200781
Ok, good talk buddy.

>>382200896
boohoohoo I take /v/eddit very seriously!!

>>382193873
By playing them. No, really. Its like riding a bike, at first you might be scared of falling and getting hurt or some shit, but then when you actually fall and see its not so fucking bad, you can overcome that fear. Multiplayer games are the same, go play some games, lose, start getting good and win some games

>>382201132
just stop

>>382201367
*toots*

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>deliberately enter a room with experienced players
>I watch how they play
>own skill improves because of it
>become good enough to beat them
>they throw a shitstorm about me being a hacker/cheater

Every time.

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>>382195254
There are grown ups here? I thought it was just a meme.

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>>382193873
Is this the sissy thread?

>>382193873
don't give a fuck about what other players say and just play.

>>382201338
I've been playing online games for 15 years and I still get anxiety from them.

>>382203792
What is a sissy?

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>>382203792
>asking if there are sissys ITT
>on /v/

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>>382204704
Just making sure I'm in the right thread.

>>382204650
Whatever you want them to be.

>sissies
But why? Why not just be a cute, slim, well-groomed guy in mid-20ies?

>>382204974
This is gay. Stop it.

Someone please make me their sissy ;~;

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>>382203792
> implying the entire board isn't gay

>>382205216
Why?

You wanna get broken in and felt all over? You want to be stuffed with cock whenever a real male feels like it? You want to be in his arms held safe one moment and his whore the next?

What are you, gay?

>>382205302
>You wanna get broken in and felt all over?
Ew

>a real male
Double ew

>his whore
Triple ew.

Let's just settle for a nice bromance-life between two attractive guys who crossdress for each other from time to time and call it a day.

>>382205413
how about I rape and kill you instead

>>382205302
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

hmm
beta male thread is full of homos and trannies
interesting

>>382205684
really makes you think

>>382193873
>How do I stop being scared of multiplayer games?
Learn how to stop being autistic and narcissistic, no one honestly gives a honest fuck who the fuck you are. Don't pretend people do. It's even more stupid.

>>382205735
That's the downside of narcissism but the upside is that you get an enormous flush of endorphins when you get positively renowned.

>>382205684
shut up and fill me up already

>>382205813
You're here on 4chan you're never going to be positively renowned. Drop that thought entirely from your head.
Again no one gives a shit about you. You're going to die alone we all are. That's just nature. So play multiplayer games rather then sit around thinking about your autistic shit fit. Or sit around and not play multiplayer games, continue to throw an autistic shit fit, because you're a huge pussy with a megalomania complex. You're better off at that point thinking about the void of nothing that will engulf us all when the universe decides to die of entropy. Even coca cola and Shakespeare won't be remembered so what fucking chance do you have.

Video games.

Whatever game it is, whatever the objective, whenever my team runs into the enemy team, all the enemy players shoot me first. Every single time. I never move alone or stand out in particular. Yet sometimes the players even make senseless suicide rushes just to kill me while my teammates gun them down without resistance.

Being a bait tends to make winning matches pretty easy, but at this point I'm starting to wonder if I'm not cursed.

>>382206008
*grabs your wrists and overpowers you*

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>Some insecure faggot goes on mic
>Tell him to fuck off and play something else
>He disconnects from the server

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>try to play MMO
>run away when people talk to me
>get BTFO after the first area
Are there any good MMOs for introverts?

>>382206084
>You're here on 4chan you're never going to be positively renowned. Drop that thought entirely from your head.
Recommending to do something, posting a useful link or piece of advice and getting a positive reply with cool reaction pic is enough already.
>So play multiplayer games rather then sit around thinking about your autistic shit fit.
But I do. Dota and others. I've passed the point where I needed validaton of random people long ago, was just explaining the psyche of people like myself but more insecure.
>Video games.
Amen.

>>382206306
Black Desert. You can play the game and entirely ignore people. Other players are no better than NPCs with mediocre AI. Even more truth since the changes to the open world pvp being more punished with heavier cost to make a single kill.

But otherwise no mmos aren't for introverts.

>>382206306
Which MMO is this? Hardly anyone talks to anyone in the free ones that I've played.

>>382206205
*screams in terror*

>buy new game
>spend the weekend playing it
>gain no friends, learn nothing
>rinse and repeat

>>382206306
>wanting to be NPC in a multiplayer game
I can't fathom if someone can be lower than that.

>>382206306
>try to play MMO
>nobody is talking
>yes im sure theyre not just NPC's
>guy sees me rocking some good shinny gear
>walks up to me
>hi
>spaghetti.jpg

>>382206306
WoW
People dont talk to eachother anymore

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>>382206473
It was Tales of Pirates about 8 years ago.
Haven't touched an MMO since.

This thread makes me consider the possibility that /v/ might be gay.

Face your fear and tell yourself im better than this i can do this i am "a gamer"

>>382206306
literally ff14 forces you to stay away from people until you start doing dungeons, which forces you to play with people and they often kick you if you dont see youtube guides or read wikis about how to do the dungeons

>>382206794
>anime girl reaction image poster
>can't overcome their autism shit fit, because they're a giant pussy with megalomania that people are judging them constantly and not handling their own shit
The world isn't about you and you're going to die alone. Have fun not playing video games.

>>382206859
If v is gay im fine with that

>>382206432
I'll give it a go since it's on sale. Thank you.

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>"only way to get good is to play multiplayer!"
>enter a match
>get curbstomped by a way more experienced player
>didn't learn anything because I was given no breath
>repeat this several times
>"lol, what I meant is that to get gud you need to study frame data and memorize shit like if it was a university subject, nerd"
>never play fighting games against anyone but friends

>>382206859
Where have you been the past five years.

>>382206859
/r9k/ brought their autistic shitposting here. That's where all the weeb smug girl and frog posting comes from. They're all forever alone douchefaggots so of course their only option is to suck dick.

>>382195490
>tanabe kyou
10/10 taste, my negro

>>382207070
>You'll never be this casual
Feels good

>>382205237
Implying all you faggot niggers aren't going to get you faces stomped in in a few years and then we can finally live in a world with out you disgusting faggots molesting children and being degenerate because you are a horrible mutation that's harmful to you and everyone else that needs to be completely eliminated with extreme prejudice.

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>>382206924
>people kick you because you dont do the mem "meta" strat of the month
>people kick you because you might think, THINK, a different way would be better
every game

same shit
different people
>captcha brasil school

>>382206859
>might

>>382196383
why would you want that?

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>>382206974
But I love playing games, and I hope you do too.
Also hating anime images is literally plebbit.

>>382207135
>in order to enjoy fighting games you need to do study and loathe it

>the reward is fucking pitiful

Oh wow, I guess you totally told me

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>>382207169
Go back to r/the_donald lad.

>>382206859
No it's just that faggots who don't play video games and do nothing but scream about how much of a faggot they are probably in a sub conscious effort to be eliminated know they all have to hide in one thread so they don't get harassed for ruining everything.

>Play w40k eternal crusade
>go to the training camp
>run over people trying to duel
>get DDOSed by russian kids
>change all my passwords in panic

Nothing to fear, MP is fun

>>382207169
Do you understand that str8 people can be molesters aswell you know?

>>382207209
Don't have to hate anime, to hate the posters who use it as reaction images to tripfag. Just put your trip on and move to /vg/ so you can be with the rest of your cancerous kind.

>>382207262
Your life is going to end violently because you are extremely unintelligent and a danger to others.

>>382207206
I was talking about stuff like aurum vale and forward. I like to play new games without being spoiled or anything at all, but I learned the hard way people get turbomad if you dont know at least the "basic" things about the fight, doesnt matter if you win, people will get mad at you and want to get rid of you

>>382206924
>>382207206
No one actually does this in dungeons.

>>382207206
>people kick you because you might think, THINK, a different way would be better
That's actually okay if you're an influencial person in the clique having group respect and reputation to back your opinion up.

>>382207209
Post steam

>>382207351
Wise to learn from other's mistakes, hence your existence as the best guide for others.

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>>382207368

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>>382207276
>probably in a sub conscious effort to be eliminated
No anon, it's in the hopes of finding someone who will dick me.

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How do I stop the sweat

>>382207169
>..we can finally live in a world with out you disgusting faggots molesting children an...
Somebody is projecting, nobody mentioned a thing about molesting children.

>>382207070
>play Titanfall 2 free weekend on PC
>get matched with G10 faggots
>they teabag after every kill even though it's my first game getting used to playing

Really soured me on the game after I loved TF1 on Xbone.

>>382207481
Take a look at these hands

>>382207475
Why don't you do that at a gay bar or gay site, why would you make this board shittier and more off topic, are faggots really that disgusting and careless?

>>382193873
Mute everyone if you're scared of being called a faggot.

>>382207410
>That's actually okay if...
or you make youtube videos and have half a fucking idea what the hell your doing

but people will do what you say by heart and beat the shit out of people who know better because you got 100K views on the video

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>>382207609
You are Norman.

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>>382197308
I'm sort of in a similar situation, I wouldn't say I'm one of the best in the world but I'm totally a 0.1% player and I still have tons of anxiety whenever I play.
Sometimes it prevents me from doing well and I have to stop playing.
I could be playing 8 hours a day due to my schedule and yet I still play 2-3 at most.

Anxiety attacks can cripple me to a point where my hands are shaking and I have a fight or flight sensation and I have to shut off all activities until it fades away.
I don't even know why, I have this issue. I've been getting better and better every week and I keep winning basically everything and I still have this insane crippling anxiety.

>>382207665
Well, you're playing a game with other people and humans tend to follow those who are reputational and respected not who are objectively right. So if you want others to follow your advice you are to become such a person.

>>382193873
I can't tell if this is just poorly veiled gay RP general or actual autism.

In case it's about something then just cocks then i recommend playing Journey.

>>382207741
I hope you're being ironic in an attempt at an apology or are faggots completely retarded as well?

>>382207758
Maybe stop being autistic and living with your parents. That will help. Being a pimple on society's ass because muh social anxiety is the biggest cop out for lazy sad sacks of shit.

>>382207764
have you ever talked to anyone regarding any sort of strategy, regardless of game or genre, that is not "meta"

these people are like mini hitlers when it comes to meta, apart from the fact hitler was capable of thought

>>382195489
>not slowly grooming your harem
low quality

>>382207523
They weren't teabagging, they were slide hopping to move faster.

>>382207609
>Why don't you do that at a gay bar or gay site
Calm down anon, I'm only gay on the internet.

>>382207609
it's in the dead of night on 4chan. where the fuck do you think you are.

>>382193873
Stop being a PUSSY!

>>382206549
Unless you want to raid non group finder then yeah. That's pretty much my WoW career now weird thing is I started out talkative but just regressed

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>>382207871
I've been living on my own for two years now. I have a job and pay my own bills.

>>382207884
When I am capable of making the meta and am doing so I speak.
When I am not capable of doing so I follow the meta and keep silent.

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>>382193873
Stop voting for democrats

>>382207850
It's been like that since forever, it's not going to stop, and it will not stop unless mods find a way to autob& these kind of posts. I don't know what are you trying to say right here.
If you didn't get to see these posts pre-2010 then you must be quite oblivious and got hit by,i hate to say this fucking phrase because it often triggers a shitstorm, by /pol/'s mind virus, just like the jewish mind virus.

I want to pat some cutie patootie anime poster's head!

>>382207924
On a video game board, faggots don't do anything except scream about how wide their butt holes are and need to be banned for off topic posting constantly.

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>>382208008

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>can't play with strangers because I don't want them to insult me if I mess up
>can't play with friends because I don't want to have a bad game and make them think I'm shit

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>>382207609
Why are you so angry?
Did you pop a boner to a trap?

>>382207097
summer as fuck

>>382207960
sucking government benefits while playing vidya 8 hours a day to complain about social anxiety is not a job anon.

>>382208113
Living with your parents and pretend to have a better life isn't a job as well, anon.

>>382207979
>faggot comes to video game board about video games
>screams about being a faggot, doesn't talk about video games
>complains when someone complains how he's being off topic by posting about being a faggot and not video games

Faggots like you guys have only sprung up in the last couple of months and will never be tolerated on this site. Soon you'll get bored of trying to intentionally make an anonymous image board shittier and leave.

>>382206859
So... it wasn't the monthly/fortnightly "who is the most attractive male in vidya" thread?

>>382207169
fucking faggot niggers
we could use some good old fag drags

>>382208113
No, that's being a neet on neetbux, I have an actual job.
I work remotely and save up all my commute so I end up with lots of free time every day.

>>382208090
Average posters hasn't changed in 5 years. /v/ remains at a constant of around 2200 posters daily.
>people believe in the summer meme even though moot told everyone to stop being total cockgobbling faggots once

>>382207909
they stood right on my corpse for several seconds without moving

>>382208041
>130+ threads
>only 1 with this bullshit
>REEEEEEEEEEE STOP SHITTING MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEE
You need to go back

>>382208063
Because faggots are complete degenerates that do nothing but yell about being faggots just like furries and need to be bludgeoned to death with blunt objects.

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Why does anime breed faggots?

>>382208245
so you're saying you aren't even a summerfag. just retarded

>>382208257
Oh okay, then they were teabagging.
Weird, I've never seen that happen on PC.

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>>382208214
>""joins"" /v/
>bitches about how /v/ is gay
>bitches about board culture
summer

>ITT: Severe undiagnosed mental illness

>>382208280
You god damn know well there's containment for your kind. It's called /soc/ and /vg/.
Now fuck off or put on your fucking trip so you can be filtered from the board.

>>382207481
for me it would always go away after I get more comfortable with the game
if you have any, playing with friends should help

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>>382208225
i win

>>382208307
>faggots
>board culture
Neck yourself

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How can you be scared of a multiplayer game, as well as be scared of criticism from people that you'll never see ever again? It just goes to show once you turn into a weeaboo, you've essentially been castrated. Go back and play Nekopara and Hunie Pop, faggot. These big and scary games where you play with actual people just aren't for you.

>>382208302
Just a cold truth. Go back to your containment board for autism now and don't bring your shit back to /v/ faggot.

>>382208257
get owned nerd

>>382208387
Weebs don't play Nekopara.

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>>382193873

>>382208294
because ironic reddit nuweebs are all numales

>>382208309
/thread

>>382208371
Effeminate gay male has been prominent stereotype on /v/ since time immemorial mate

>>382208307
>/v/ board culture is suddenly be a faggot, because no one plays video games.
/v/ is for video games now fuck off back to /soc/ and /vg/ where your cancer belongs. Or put on your trip so you can be filtered from the board like the rest of the scum that comes here trying to create board culture around shitposting. Better off, go to /trash/

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>>382207097
>/r9k/ brought their autistic shitposting here
It originated from a mix of /a/ and /v/ posters way before r9k became a literal shithole (read: before it turned into turbobeta parade, or, TFW NO GF, TFW NOT CHAD, TFW NOT FRIENDS), considering /b/ was being spammed constantly with bots despite all the means to stop them, many "tfw" threads went unnoticed and some even started getting banned from /a/. Eventually these posters started orbiting /r9k/ and other few boards, to this day everyone and their mother knows /v/ turned into /b/2.0 since 2011 or 2012 just with blue board and videogame themed.
If you seriously want to complain and pull a strawman, keep doing it, you will be doing it forever, this shit never stopped and will never stop.
If you are dangerously new lurk 2+ years before posting.

>>382208395
>Just a cold truth
/v/ has gay as fuck for a long time now. it has nothing to do with /r9k/ moron
>Go back to your containment board for autism now and don't bring your shit back to /v/ faggot.
but i hate the faggots here too. the weebs here, literally, make the worst posts 100% of the time. they're absolute cancer

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>>382208395
>130 threads
>joins the 1(ONE,uno,ichi,un,einz) thread he doesnt like
>bitches and moans about people ITT who have been on 4chan longer than his sorry ass and understand that /v/ is between closet gay and a sausage fest lover

>the people ITT are the faggots
uh huh sure

>>382194448
>join the game
>eventually learn the one build or trick to make everybody miserable
>continually doing it
>if I must suffer everybody must suffer too

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>>382208547
>but i hate the faggots here too. the weebs here, literally, make the worst posts 100% of the time. they're absolute cancer

>>382208512
way to show off being a 2011-fag at best

do you forget /a/-tan and /v/-tan

/v/ is not an effeminate gay male, /v/ is an autistic dude with anger issues who has slight bicurious tendencies when their childhood friend traps

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>board with mass plebbit inflow hates anime images
Makes you think.

>>382208559
>entire thread isn't about video games on the video game board, just about social anxiety and faggotry.
Mods need to actually clean up when this shit is a daily thing.

>>382208627
im not paying attention to the weebs. i was only talking to that one guy. usually i ignore these threads

>>382208646
Why the fuck did you think I was talking about mascots? It's one of the sterotypes of usual /v/-user.

>>382208442
It's a """game""" featuring a bunch of anime girls portrayed as cats. If it isnt for weeaboos, who is it for? The "otakus" who in reality are just weeaboos in denial?

>>382193873
I keep banging my desk and my hand hurts

>>382208709
It's for normalfags who think anime stuff is ironic and funny.

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Is this the Astolfo thread?

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>>382196383
>building 500 chunks away from everyone else
They don't even know you're there anon.

>>382208709
weebs pretend japan is #1
otakus are the ones that have deep obsession (i.e. collect figures, collect all the games from certain series, etc), or autists to modern standards

>>382208667
>all the worst post are from reaction image anime that are no better than tripfags
>they bring this shit to /v/ and are never on topic
You have a containment board it's called /vg/ it has nothing to do with video games, just generals where people act like circlejerking faggots all day long. Perfect for you. Don't come back to /v/

>>382208674
>thread isnt talking about how social anxiety affects the people ITT when they play vidja and discussing MMO's, whose basis is built upon social interaction

WE CANT TALK ABOUT IT BECAUSE SOMEONEEEE KEEPS BITCHING ABOUT THE THREAD

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Listen here you hormonal faggots! Go jerk off and stop coming on /v/ with your gay fantasies. God dammit.

>>382208819
How many layers or irony am I witnessing in this single post? I could only count 4

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>>382208819
Different cute girl images isn't equivalent to avatarfagging you dumbass.

>>382208836
yeah can everyone stop arguing please

>>382208934
They have a single theme, reaction basis and purpose though which by extension comes pretty close to classic avatarfagging.

>>382208747
That normalfags flock to it doesn't automatically make it bad or for "ironic weeaboos". Everyone enjoys a good fap once in a while.

>>382208709
>The "otakus" who in reality are just weeaboos in denial?
The fuck are you talking about. Otakus are japs that are obsessed with anime/manga etc, weebs are westerners that think everything is better because it's japanese

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>>382208898
>liking cute girls is gay
Hate this meme.

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>>382208512
No it hasn't. Stop being a shitposting faggot please.

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>>382208898
You have to go back, pedro.

>>382208934
>spot the newfags who don't even understand why they are cancer
Post another smug anime girl or frog.

Am I the only girl around here?

>>382208496
That makes sense, it seems to be a bunch of gay shitposters that don't even watch anime. They just save "cute" anime girl reaction images and pretend to be gay or something, it's quite old.

>>382209016
Role playing as a girl is gay.
>>382209076
To where?

>>382208948
>>382208948
>>382208948

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>>382209089
Frogs are plebbit cancer.

>>382209110
Yes, now grow a penis or get gone.

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>>382193873
Play this.

>>382209130
why is the daughter of the icecream man freezing frogs?

is the frog alright?

>>382209130
>I've been here all year I know reddit memes.
There should be a rule that you have to be on a static to post.

>>382209076
Hey fellow Trump supporter, uh, something seems a bit off about your post, don't worry about it though Mike Pence knows how to fix you so you don't have to be so confused.

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>>382209209
It will defrost maybe.

>>382209272
Back to r/t_d lad.

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>create thread about anxiety using random picture
>get no replies
>create thread with anime girl
>get serious replies and troll replies
>people are assblasted for no reason
This situation brought me memories from multiple priests or politicians that tried to push hard laws against homosexuality, yet they were found guilty of adultery with people of their same gender

>>382209121
A prime example are all the people that post fotm trash like Maid Dragon. They haven't even watched it but still save the pictures and memes they see like "don't lewd the dragon loli xDxD". I find that witch show has been getting many prevalent faggot shitposters recently too

>>382206306
>start playing wow after quitting in BC
>nobody is talking or forming parties anymore
>general chat is empty
>everything is automated
>have to apply to a guild to see anything but LFR
>guy actually messages me and says they will have to conduct a test for me
>sperg out and alt+f4
>wasted $50 for playing only two months
this shit was so much easier when I was a kid

>>382209382
That's the prime example people hate reddit or 'normie' crowds, they tend to do that because they find it funny.

>>382209178
>Wanting OP to get obliterated for accidentally violating the NAP

please stop arguing

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>>382209382
Those are exactly the types of pleb shows /v/ watches.

>>382209532
Fuck you too, pal

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>>382209532
Make me.

>>382200221
Good enough

>>382209532
what else is there to do other than arguing?

>>382209532
>the people posting qt guys stop posting because it got annoying reminding all the newfags about /v/ culture

>reddit keeps bitching about muh ironic weebs and anime of the month and reaction images and """its nawt bored cultre"""" and mike pence XDXDXD

really boggles the mind

>>382209730
retard

>>382209730
ironic weebs are tumblr tier, kill yourself

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>say I hate multiplayer games because they're casual pleb shit
>actually scared of real-time interaction

Anime is for pedophiles

>>382209730
Faggots everyone.

>>382209647
I can't, all I can do is ask you politely

>>382209725
Talk about social anxiety and video games

>>382209451
OP needs to be deflowered anon

>>382210067
I'd deflower OP via playing a multiplayer video game with him but he's probably long gone by now.

>>382208307
i love that doujin
it made me gay

>>382193873
everyone started from the bottom before gittin gud

>>382210156
what doujin is it

>>382208819
the worst posters are actually /pol/fags who post screencaps of what some SJW said on twitter

>>382210175
/g/882974/2469cf2b95/ on sadpanda

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>>382210156
your not gay as long as you dont want to be the trap anon

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>>382210260
i don't, i just wanna put my penis in them

tfw no feminine bf

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>>382210260
What if I want to be?

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>>382210260
get a load of this faggot

>>382209969
Actually it's for little children

>>382210353
Why not go to a faggot site, why try to make /v/ more shit? Should all faggots be banned?

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>>382210439
hey i never said i dont want to be fugged in the boi hole

>>382199957
>always be alone
>no friends, no family
>had no parents
>never talked
>start singing a year ago because I'm tired of mylegit retard voice from never speaking
>do vocal exercises too
>range has expanded a fuck ton and I can actually sing
You just have to keep trying anon

>>382210454
this is a faggot site

>>382210482
>>382210439
be my bf

>>382210561
This isn't a faggot site, this is a video game site. There is a faggot section you can go to though.

>>382210687
yeah it's >>>/v/

>>382210687
this>>382210727

nothing is more scary than fighting games. 1v1, you and him. your mistakes are all on you. no teammates to hide behind or to blend into.

>>382210482
sås mig upp

>>382210727
>>382210747
You guys know posting off topic is against the rules?

>tfw bf forbids me from online gaming

>>382210813
https://exhentai.org/g/934845/2f13e79c74/

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>>382210940
what are you talking about anon? i'm talking about video games.


i bought arma 3 and it's pretty good

>>382210940
this thread is already off topic from people screeching at each other about being ironic weebs

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Your waifu will never be real.

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>>382211116
i know she won't stop bullying me

>>382210998
tack

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I want a cute gf(male) to cuddle with and make she my sexual slave( if she wants to) !!!!

>>382208667
You do realize that post was a troll, right? Keisatsu means "police" and the first two words don't even exist.

>>382207070
lol those same people that tell you to play multiplayer in fg's will try to act like they are helping you but then will not hesitate to tell you how wrong you fucked up the whole match like you should have known what is safe and unsafe and the best punishes

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>>382211483
Please treat your trap as more than a fetish object and care for your trap daily thank you.

>>382208667
>believing this shit
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>382196569
i beat my meat harder then a butcher at a market yet I have the chest hair of Austin powers and the legs of sasquatch. obviously jerking it isn't making people into prancing la la homo men

speaking of fairys, why the fuck does op pic always summon the gayest twinks into one thread like some bat signal for homos?

>>382211483
Because you're mentally ill faggot who's probably going to kill himself?

I used to be able to play stuff like LoL and Dota2 without caring too much if I sucked (and I am absolutely terrible) but now my confidence has eroded. Now I just play Dota bot matches, which is comfy, but I know I'm missing out on the "real" experience.

>>382211857
I wonder how many fat ugly tumblrinas have dedicated themselves to making people hate faggots more and what they're conversations are like.