SPORE Part 4: Goylent Monopolizes the Sheeple

>>382176734
Give it a needle dick it uses to attack.

>>382177187
This desu

>>382176734
please tell me it can shoot gas

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>>382177187
>>382177291
Everyone wants a needle dick these days. The 9th legs been changed into a spiked cock

>>382177364
It didn't before, but now it shoots poison out of its needle penis

>>382177503
time for a reverse shoa on those filthy goyim

>>382177503
>those crasping hands
Now it needs curly sideburns to go with the small disc on it's head.

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>>382177852
>>382177564
Seems like everyone around us is hostile except for the Grumpos to the west. Maybe they have shekels for us

What should we do?

>>382177965
>except for the Grumpos
Befriend them and lead them against the others

>>382177965
>And so, the nation of Israel was born.

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>>382178289
>>382178119
These goys are hard to impress. I dont think this is working out.

What else can we do?

>>382178629
G E N O C I D E
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>>382178629
their land belongs to us now

>>382178629
>grumpo
>drumpfo
at some point they will work for israel

>>382178940
>>382178934
>>382178745
Us jews arent the best fighters. but they'll fall. eventually...

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>>382178940
>>382178934
>>382178745

We got this. safety in numbers is our specialty.

Yessss
I've been waiting

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>>382180170

THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US

ITS RAINING METEORS

>>382180309
PROTECT THE SHEKELS

>>382180309
Truly a sign that we are the chosen people.

>>382180309
yes god is smiting the filthy goy after our many victories

we must push onward we are the chosen people all the goyim are on our land

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>>382180684
>>382180495
>>382180486

Just our luck! After the shower, a rogue enemy stumbled onto our home. Good thing we set up a trade agreement. We shall be feared now

Not a lot of viewers tonight
Unless they're just lurking

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Another tough opponent in the distance. It would be much in our favor to ally him. What should we do?

>>382181254
i know, right? i mean its a bit early.

>>382181602
Try to befriend it.

>>382181602

Kill it.

We've been "befriending" a lot of creatures lately. Maybe we should kill a few to make sure we stay Jewish Blue.

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>>382181978
>>382181702
We're fine on that. we might need to start befriending some more, we're dipping low

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Wouldya take a look at those bodyguards. A bunch of tough boys they are.

Now that we got the extra muscle, whos on our hitlist? Goat men from earlier? Or another nest nearby?

>>382182419
Oops
We need more investors.

>>382182791
Try too befriend some of those goys then betray them uss liberty style

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>>382182810
then investors we shall get. Seems like the goatmen arent interested at all though

How do we deal with this dilemma?

>>382183136
Kill 'em.

>>382183136
can you draw him into a fight and them "help" him?

>>382183136
Kill them all

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>>382183608
>>382183432
>>382183302

Fighting is the only possible option in this case. Don't worry, we have elite jewish soldiers and tough goys to help us. I think we're ready.

>>382184012
Focus on eating their children

>>382183136
Walk around and find a tough looking goy to manipulate

I just want to see us get to the Civilization age and start jewing other nations.

>>382184109
>>382184080
On our way to battle, We were almost abducted by a UFO. good thing they took the next nest over, or we would of been screwed.

>>382184347
Attack the UFO

>>382184080
>Focus on eating their children's foreskins

ftfy

>>382184347
Can you actually get abducted?

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>>382184515
>>382184413
>>382184335

We're almost ready to head to the tribal stage. But before that we need to edit. Also, i'm not leaving this stage until we get a proper jew nose.

Any suggestions?

>>382184683
Try to make a hook nose with that top left one

>>382184683
Seems like you should get out and explore to find more parts.

>>382184683
The most hooked one obviously or the biggest.

>>382184683
We should grab a couple more goyfriends

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>>382184894
Everything is super deadly in hard mode, and most are hostile. i've barely been playing this and im just about to advance. looking for more parts first.

>>382184951
>>382184759
How does it look?

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>>382184683
What the fuck is you doing? Go unlock more parts.

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>>382185091
GET THIS NOSE RIGHT NOW

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>>382185187
>>382185091
See >>382185086

Also, another jew migration. Maybe we'll find the nose of our dreams there.

>>382184683
>complexity meter almost full
>doesn't look very complex at all
fucking spore

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>>382185086
>>382185091
Add the space jew mouth

>>382185086
>blue and black
I thought we decided on blue and white?

>>382185405
Where do you see black?
Any black in there i cant control. all of his white is also on his underside, which cant be seen there.

>>382185086
I only now realised the hand rubbing. The nose really emphasizes it

Are there any games like Spore but good?

>>382185086
The fourth up from the bottom right corner would make a good jew nose if resized correctly.

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>>382185634
If you know any, let me know

I was checking to see if we were still in the jewish blue zone, however, spore doesn't want me to return to the game to complete our quest. its doing a forced "evolve into the tribal zone" phase. It'd use the jew i made this morning, but spore isnt letting me do that either

What do we do?

>>382186012
Try and look for as many parts as possible before evolving. High levelled enemies give rarer parts.

>>382186098
He doesn't have a choice. By doing the final mating he's now forced to move ahead to Tribal.

>>382186012
I don't believe Spore works like that. You'll have to manually remake that creature with the current creature.
Or you can reload the save and not do the final mating.

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>>382186098
I cant.

It wont let me leave

Even worse, we dipped out of Jewish blue and are in communism red

It shouldn't affect our civilization stage too much though

>>382186335
Im not sure how far back we were. I can try it

>>382186012
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU BLUEBALLED OUR BLUE ROUTE

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>>382186461
Im starting to see a common theme here.

>>382186414
At worst you'll be back to where you were at the start of the thread.

>>382186590
Oh. Oh no.

>>382186590
Talk to us, goylent

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>>382187207
>>382186706
No worries my goys. We're back at the Grumpos. Now we can do it right and raise ourselves higher in the blue bar so we dont make that mistake again/

>>382187305
And search for parts!
You need to get at least everything you need to remake >>382186012 if you feel like doing that.

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>>382187404
Im making as many business partners as possible. We'll never leave Blue now!

>>382187508
I see the rabbi only roams in packs of 2. Makes it easy to beat them for their sheckles

>>382187508
Collect the goyim and make them die for Israel.

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>>382187981
>>382187714

Im not so sure those were goys.

Did you see the size of their schnoz?

How do you even get more parts anyway?

>>382188191
in spore, you have to befriend/kill alphas or find the parts in bone piles

other than a general ranking (stronger alphas/bigger bone piles give you better parts), which part you get is completely random

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Our quest for intergalactic jewess is steadily moving along. We'll be there in no time boys

>>382188392
Sounds like this will have to be done in a true jewish style.
But rummaging around in piles of bones.

>it's still going

Oh shit, I thought this would of died after the I left the first thread. Good on ya, Op.

>>382188774
Technically, it did. OP had to restart with the third thread because EA.

>>382188976
>>382188774
Got jewed out of a good game with timmy.

>>382178629
time to establish peaceful settlements in the grumpo bank

>>382188976
>>382189097
Ah, well that fucking sucks to hear, glad Op didn't give up completely on doing it completely after that then.

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>>382189493
The Jews have been looking long and hard, yet still havent found the perfect nose.

Will they ever?

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We tried to cross the red sea to get to our new land. It didn't work too great.

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>>382189809
Aren't those swirly symbols on the minimap parts that you collect? Have you been avoiding them this entire time?

>>382190147
They're nests. Most parts are located around them, but the ones ive been avoiding are hostile. The jews arent strong enough to fight yet

>>382190147
They're the nations he betrayed.

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I've been going on suicide runs to collect parts for our jew. Not finding anything good just yet, i'll keep looking though.

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And the game crashed again.

Fuck this god damn game. This is the worst. Im starting to wonder how i liked it four years ago.

>>382190927
God damnit EA

>>382190927
Have you been saving often?
i miss timmy turner desu

>>382191450
Here's one of the great things about Spore
I'm pretty sure you cannot save unless you quit.

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Perhaps we should try this game called Thrive
Revolutionarygamesstudio.com
Is supposed to be what spore was supposed to be. And it's free and open source

>>382191930
That also means it's likely horribly incomplete.

>>382191450
Timmy "RIP AND TEAR" Turner was great.

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>>382191637
>>382192234
>>382191450
You can save without quitting. it just takes a while.

What if we tried something different.


How about we made a world together?

we can put the galactic adventure dlc to good use.

maybe even recreate timmy in it. I have photos, i know what he looks like.

>>382192146
Yup it's just the cell stage right now, but it's a possible future alternative

>>382192404
If by future you mean 300 years from now, sure.

>>382192354
Did you completely delete your old creations folder? timmy might still be there.

>>382192620
I checked. timmy isnt. But hes not too hard to recreate. the only bummer is his pattern is only accessable in the cell stage. But people wanted a purple body green stripes pattern, so it shouldnt be all too bad.

Jewtopia is gone?

>>382193028
Jewtopia is still around. But spore is ass and set us back twice now.

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>feel like playing SPORE again after this thread
>manage to bring up my old account on Sporepedia
What the fuck the servers are still up. Nice.
>browsing through all my creations and galactic adventure missions
I must have been going through a phase or something.

>>382193621
im so glad im the only one who made up random dumb names for my adventure characters.

>>382193621
>blacking out username
You realize people could just look those creatures up and get your name, right?

>>382193948
Yep.

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oh hey this old thing

>>382193762
They were simpler times, we were young/retards/young retards.

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remember the fallen

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Replaying the adventure tutorial is giving me slight nostalgia. only slight, because being a big nosed jew while doing it takes away from that.

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So would /v/ be interested in making an adventure?

How can I play this?
>>382194698
Yes

>>382194698
Sure thing, mate.

>>382194698
lets go
cubed crater

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>>382195165
>>382194818
>>382194748
Aight cool. I'll do it in a different thread though, since it wouldnt be about Goylent


See you boys in it

>>382195238
link it

>>382195829

Good luck boys