>Every time you die the game randomly generates a different area
>>382176697
Shit, son, now I wanna eat some pizza
>Pepperoni
get the fuck out of here.
>>382176905
FUCK YOU
>>382176905
it's okay to be a hypocrite in this regard desu
morals cannot be 100% consistent
>>382176905
The alternatives are worse.
Dominoes?
>>382176905
This is an american board. No Islam allowed.
>>382176905
kys yourself
>>382177052
I'm thinking pizza pizza, papa cici's.
>>382177157
>>382177086
>>382177032
>>382177020
>>382176987
>Being a pepperonifag
>>382176905
i'm actually so triggered i cannot even type properly.
fuck you
>>382177128
> She will never throw up in your face and take a giant steamy shit after eating 4 kilos of pizza
I don't know why I get up in the mornings tbqhwu familia
Fuck, that looks delicious.
>>382176905
It's ok anon, you're not alone among these shit eaters.
HOL UP
>>382177128
>Domino's
>>382177128
This is my non-sexual fetish.
This specifically, Japanese/Korean women eating big cheesy pizza.
>>382177128
She has a fucked up stomach that doesn't process food so she has to eat like, 30,000 calories to live. She's even paid by the Japanese government to afford all the extra rice. Some doctor claiming to be Anon said people like this basically poop out all of that food but only retain a little for actual satiation and nutrition
>>382176697
>every roguelike ever
>>382177324
Lasagna for drunk dude bros. Should be called ZAN'YA or some shit
>>382177239
>being that guy whenever people order a pizza
How's it feel being a special snowflake piece of shit you faggot?
>>382177324
Is that much sauce really good? Might as well eat a can of chef boyardee.
>>382177330
Dominos is good nigga
>>382176905
Let the retards enjoy their greasy shitty pizza, just look down on them like the retards they are.
HalfPineappleand halfBaconis the best combination anyway.
>>382177324
fuck yoooouuuu
> i want to die from eating that
>>382177324
This is the best kind of pizza. Objectively so.
>>382177032
>pineapple pizza
>bad
I know NA has inferior pizzas, but seriously, how can such an innocent pizza become a meme like this?
>>382176905
>Plain handtossed Cheese Pizza with the Garlic crust
>Dip it in that sweet marinara sauce they serve with bread-sticks
The best.
>>382177487
>Pineapple.
>>382177239
>being a muslim
>he doesn't get pork roll as a topping
>he doesn't know what pork roll is
>>382177324
chicago pizza looks delicious but is not pizza.
Is a very cheesy cake with tomato frosting
>>382177481
You have never had a Chicago style pizza? Best shit in the world.
>>382177330
Dominos is fine. Papa John's is shit.
>>382177525
Youre okay. Ill murder you after that other guy.
>>382176697
You'veyourimagemorinterestingthanyourstatement
>>382177324
Sasuga Giordano's.
It's been so fucking long since I've been there.
>>382177601
I'll pork your roll, faggot
>>382177324
lou malnati's is better
>>382177590
>>382177086
>Implying I don't eat sausage as well
Fuck you guys I'm trying to lose weight and now I see this thread
Who /pizza shoarma/ here?
>>382177520
Pineapples are awful and they ruin pizza
>>382177342
why don't they just fix her stomach?
>shitting out exactly what you ate
this is one of my worst fears.
>>382177601
>he doesn't get hawaiian
>>382177330
>>382177482
>>382177638
How good or bad a store is entirely depends on region, and even then in one region they can vary from store to store a little.
Pepperoni is fine.
Honestly I prefer sausage and olives.
>>382177324
>pizza thread
>posts quiche
Everyone knows cheese pizza is the masterrace pizza.
who else likes st louis style
>>382177746
I know this feel. Strict as fuck diet and now I'm starving for pizza ;_;
>>382177735
>implying you do
>>382176905
patrician taste
anyone who eats amalgams of cheap pork should just die already
>>382177871
>*5 cheese pizza
ftfy
>>382177541
Fuck off nigger, there is literally nothing wrong with Pineapple in Pizza, people act like it's a sin then go ahead and pour a bunch of Ketchup in their pizza like that ain't sweet or some shit.
Fuck you.
>>382177601
>he calls it pork roll instead of taylor ham
Back to Philadelphia, heathen.
thoughts?
Pepperoni, Salami and Bacon is patrician tier
Pepperoni, Salami and mushrooms is S-Tier
Everything else and i mean LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE is A-Tier.
There are no bad pizza toppings, stop being faggots.
>>382177810
But I do with Jalepenos
>>382177856
>olives
You disgust me.
>>382177520
>thinks a sweet fruit belongs on pizza
gas your fucking self
>>382177964
>Implying I don't
>>382178020
Would try.
>it's an "amerilards argue over shit-tier "pizza" with enough cheese to make you constipated for a week" episode
>>382177993
Got me nigga. Taylor makes the only good pork roll.
Spinach & alfredo / 3 cheese
>>382177778
You can't really fix Crohn's disease.
>>382178026anchovy
>>382178026
Used condoms is probably a bad pizza topping.
>>382178127
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>382177770
Eh, I've always been a picky eater yet I like em on pizza. Don't even enjoy them on the regular.Your post should totally have been a get.
>>382178045
>he doesn't love sweet foods on pizza
Sucks to be you then. I'll be here eating my delicious chocolate pizza.
>>382178138
weak eurobowels
>Always curious as to how delicious food gets made
>on a whim, stop into little Caesars and try a $5.00 hot and ready pizza
>it was made three minutes prior and was both hot and ready
>take it home to share with my Latin American Neighbor
>blown away by flavor
For $5.00, you really can't do much better in terms of flavor and value. Really, Little Caesars is changing the modern landscape of quick dining and that's a good thing.
Experience this passion yourself! Head on down to little Caesars and try a hot n ready pizza! You'll love it!
>>382177778
that's a very oddly specific fear
Pineapple isn't even that bad. I could eat it.
>>382177128
God Japanese "food" sucks.
>>382178020
I'll do you one better.
>>382178198
they're really rubbery
Pizza hut > Dominos > Feces > Papa Johns
MUSHROOM MASTER RACE
>>382178296
how autistic do you have to be
>>382178296
The kmart recently closed here. i miss the little caesers every day
>>382177825
Yeah, this. I'm really lucky with the Domino's near me. Pizza always come out just right from this one. I'd typically eat anything else for the same money but every now and then they hit the spot
>>382178112
what the shit
that's a dessert right
>>382178316
it even makes pizza better
>>382178296
Ceasers is literally the definition of cardboard pizza.
Objectively best pizza topping combo is as follows: pepperoni, sausage, canadian bacon, pineapple, jalapeno, extra cheese.
>>382178032
I'm sorry you're incapable of eating good food.
>>382176697
>Craving pizza very badly now
>But it's 9pm and no place is open
fuck this thread
>>382178329
I unironically used to these all the time in High School.
I don't know why I thought they were good.
>>382177128
goddamn her shits must be massive
>>382178296
Little Caesar taste like ass bro
>>382178112
this is actually retarded what the fuck
>>382178296
But there is no little ceasar in my country or my city atleast we only have dominos and new york pizza.
>>382178426
My man never had steak or ground beef. Poorfag
>>382178469
Fucking why.
>>382178461
>9pm
>No pizza places open
?
>>382178461
>9pm
>No where is open
What kinda shithole do you live
It'snot bad
>Poor
>On a diet
>See this thread
Fuck I wish I could eat some pizza
>>382178468
Sleep tight 'ronni
>>382178426
Mushrooms instead of pineapple and add onion and that is indeed god tier.
>>382177324
Fresh 'go 'za > fresh normal 'za > cold normal 'za >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cold 'go 'za
>>382177520
it was the gamergate subreddit's unfunny attempt at lol so random humor
>game puts you back at the last save point if you run away from any fight
>>382178584
>>Poor
>>On a diet
same, except is not a diet because i want to lose weight.
>>382178461
They are open til 11 in my town
>>382178026
>literal dog shit on a pizza
>a-tier
really activates the almonds
Mmm... Hope you don't mind if I eat this 'za, /v/.
>>382177324
damn thats some good looking lasagna
>He doesn't like anchovies and olives
>>382177735
yeah you eat man sausage
>>382178635
anon what are you doing?
>>382178296
That isn't even a fucking Little Caesars pizza in the picture.
>>382177481
there's not tons of sauce - its made upside down. thats chicago style
>>382177324
>people think this tastes good
Light sauce with extra cheese and pepperoni is goat
>>382178563
he lives in bumfuck nowhere
I have to drive like 10-15 minutes to get to the nearest mcdonald's and that's only open until 11 or 12, non fast food places close before that
thoughts?
>>382177128
I bet she doesn't even play that guitar, fuck women
>He doesn't exclusively eat Grandma style pizza from his local pizzeria
>>382178718
ohohohoh
>>382178612
You do realize people have hated pineapple on pizza long before GG existed? You do realize that GG is not responsible for every perceived evil in your life no matter how much you believe it?
>>382178635
The fuck are you talking about weirdo?
>>382178112
reminds me of this shit
>>382178779
not pizza 0/10
>>382177735
pepperoni IS a spicy sausage
>>382178791
She's Japanese, so she probably does.
Anyone else for some reason prefer the square/rectangle shaped pizzas?
>>382178612
>hating pineapple pizza is a gamergate meme
nigger please
>>382178792
>muh local pizzeria meme
>>>/reddit/
>>382178635
what?
>>382178924
like the ones they serve in schools?
>>382178924
No, but for some reason I am always disappointed when I go to pick up zebra cakes, get home, look at the box, and realize I got zebra cake rolls instead of the square ones.
>>382177128
wtf I'm hungry now
Is he /ourguy/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khSkKf4tjdM
I rarely eat Pizza, guys.
>>382178808
>>382178936
no i'm pretty sure i'm right
it's randomly forced in the same unfunny manner they percieve humor to be
even if it isn't it's still a gay forced meme
>>382178924
They are meh, but I don't really like thin crust so maybe that is why.
>food thread #248 today
A-are you hungry, /v/? Can you make it until payday? You shouldn't spend your food budget on Steam sales.
>>382178468
>>382178991
>burnt crust
>shit jap import beer
Thanks for the spoiler i guess
These kinds of pizza are very popular over here
I don't like them personally though
>>382179018
No
Just square pizza
>>382178942
If your from a major city, the local pizza places are usually far better than chainshit restaurants. It's not a meme bruh.
>>382177778
So she literally shits out vomit instead of shit because most od it is not digested?
>>382179068
That's ok, as long as you eat the right kind.
>>382178461
same as me, and I'm trying to stop eating pizza
why the fuck am i here
>>382179080
Dude stop I am fucking starving right now.
>>382179149
>If your
>muh local pizzeria meme again
>bruh
Second warning.
>>382179049
>that intro
>that music
>>382178942
How is it a meme? Local pizzerias are usually better unless you live in bum fuck nowhere
>>382178572
>1080 calories for a personal pizza
Well shit, i'm going for a walk to my nearest pizzeria guys(its actually just 10 minute away)
what should i get?
>>382179184
what is the right kind
>>382178635
seriously? fuck off
>>382179272
Do they sell sandwiches?
>>382177520A few years ago when I would frequent /mlp/, in the early years of that board, I tried to force a meme that whenever someone would spark up a discussion about why people watch that show, that it would derail into people arguing wether pineapple pizza is good or bad. It semi worked at one point, but eventually I stopped going to that board, so I have no idea if that shit is related at all.
>>382179267
>eating the entire pizza in one sitting
>>382178942
I literally review food for a living and I can tell you that chain pizza (Pizza hut, dominos, etc) is bottom of the barrel pizza.
It's the equivalent of Skyrim and CoD.
>>382178426
bacon is at the absolute fucking bottom. it just makes everything taste like bacon grease. there's no point in it being on a pizza.
>>382179272
Just the crust
Does anyone have the pics of the girl from birdemic getting turned on by pizza?
Every fucking time a food thread pop ups, you can be sure it'll be filled with Americans who have no idea what good food actually is. It's just outright disgusting watching actually great food be butchered by your greasy and pig-pen tier standards.
Get the fuck away from our food you fat fucks.
>>382178991
>Asahi
Who drinks Nip beer the fuck is wrong with you.
>>382179228
Bruh, I'm not him but I'm actually a nice guy. I'd take you to Santuccis and you would apologize to me. I moved out to the country so I eat mediocre pizza too.
>>382179141
The geometrical shape of the pizza doesn't really change its taste, I don't think
>>382179267
That's about right though. Anywhere from 700 - 1400 calories depending on the brand, style, and ingredients. It's the sodium that's really scary on that shit. A lot of them will have 150-220% your DV for sodium
>>382179387
I seriously do not understand the obsession with bacon. It's so fucking fatty and greasy, I can't eat much of it
>>382179357
and why did you frequent /mlp/ anon?
>>382179404
At least we don't use vinegar as a dip you fucking fags.
>>382179404
OBSESSED and SEETHING
>>382179425
Asahi super-dry is what Budweiser wishes it was
>>382179474
Because I was a fucking faggot. I still am, but for different reasons today.
>>382178779
>European """"""""""pizza""""""""""
pizza > video games
>he never ordered a pizza to the bar and shared it with the bartender
>he's not old enough to go to a bar
>>382179465
In high school I was a really unhealthy piece of shit. I was underweight as fuck and I'd have a whole pie for my entire days worth of food and my logic would be "I just won't eat anything tomorrow so it will balance out".
>>382179404
we just improved it
>>382179049
someone help me i think im having a stroke
>>382179404
not even american
fuck yeah
>>382179404
We invented pizza so get fucked. Go talk about nuts and berries in your own thread if you want. This is za territory.
>>382179357WHAT
You're the one behind that shit?!?! Jesus fuck I remember that shitposting.
I haven't been there in years though, so I couldn't tell.
>>382179404
Sup Gordon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5p8hLxoq5g
>slicked back hair
>suit and tie
>autistic about his nails
>cats
>>382179404
Agreed! Americunts need to get it together.
>>382178601
Mushrooms on a pizza are disgusting. The point of the pineapple is to act as a counterpoint to the spiciness of the jalapeno. Onions might be a nice addition.
>>382178547
Steak on a pizza? No thanks. Ground beef only belongs on a Mexican pizza.
Why does pineapple on pizza always ignite discussion, but there's no love for the Hula Burger?
>>382179770
that's actually shit, isn't it?
I actually like Taco Bell a lot.
>>382179790
>Mushrooms on a pizza are disgusting.
>>382179817
no, but it may as well be
>>382179816
you put that back in whatever hell dimension you pulled it out of anon
>>382179790
a little bit of shroom complements pepperoni really well.
>>382179816
That's literally just fucking pineapple slices on a bun.
>>382179681
Yeah, that was me. Allow me to introduce myself, I am Anon, professional meme forcer.
I may or may not be partially responsible for the resurrection and explosion of Pepe.
>>382179790
>mushrooms on a pizza are disgusting
absolute pleb
hello?
>>382179959
A little but of dick complements your anus you cock munching queer.
Americans will never experience real food like this
>>382179982
Would you fuck pineapple slices on a bun though?
>>382180059
>a little
get the fuck out of my pizza thread, dicklet
>>382180007
can you introduce me to the hacker 4chan
>>382179404
Been to many countries. Absolutely none of them have food that comes close to the flavor and quality of American food of any kind. Go eat your weekly rice ration and shut up Pajeet.
Homemade > fast food pizza
My favourite pizza is with maize, marinated chicken, spinach and a bit of paprika.
>>382180007
>>382179982
Well, yeah. It was for Catholics to eat on Fridays. The Filet O' Fish ended up getting more sales so McDonald's retired the Hula Burger :(
Best Pizza:
>regular-thickness crust
>light tomato sauce
>mozzerella, parmesean, and some sharp cheddar/white cheddar
>pesto
>maybe some spinach if you need a green
>bacon or sausage if you need a meat
>crust is not burnt, but slightly toasted
>cheese is plenty-toasted by a broiler though
Best Burger:
>sourdough/ciabatta/french/etc. bun; something of good quality and not overly sweet
>1/3-1/2 lb beef patty, cooked medium
>in some scenarios, beef can be combined with ground lamb or another richer meat as a hybrid meat
>single white onion slice
>tomato sliced somewhat thinly
>extra sharp white cheddar cheese (American, Swiss, and Jack need not apply)
>sauce layer composed of ketchup, mustard, light mayonaise, and malt vinegar
Best beverage(s):
>Root Beer
>7-Up (if Root Beer is not available)
>Ginger Ale (last resort)
Fight me.
>>382180060
Is that fish? Aren't the bones still in? Wouldn't that make it cumbersome to eat because you have to pick out all the bones?
>>382180168
What if your home is a fast food pizza?
>>382179393
That's not even close to funny.
>>382180281
>Best beverage(s):
>Not selzter
fuck sugar
>>382179573
>So shitty you compare it to Bud
Might as well throw in a comparison to Natty Ice, faggot.
>>382180351
going on taste and not healthiness, anon. I'll be the first to admit soda will kill me. I just like it.
>>382177032
>that quote
>that picture
jesus its like i know her entire personality already
my fav
>>382180293
It's a small fish with small, non-dense bones. They provide a delightfully crunchy texture. Americans have literally no culture.
>>382180430
that's fair, but I've made the switch to seltzer and now I'm somehow addicted to it.
>>382180060
>>382179816
I'm not sure which one is worse
>>382180214
Not saying I am the one who spammed that shitty frog everywhere 3 years ago, but just when "sadfrog" became a somewhat popular reaction image again, I may have been involved in some crucial moments that helped it transition into what is basically the Minions of memes.
>>382180139
he is the coolest eh hacks websites and doesnt afraid of anyhting
>>382180346
Neither is your life, but it's still a joke.
>>382180281
>ketchup on burger
Kys
>>382180281
best soda is dr pepper
burger doesn't have any mushrooms or bacon eitheryou're alright though
salami. sausage. half pineapple. half onion. a za fit for a king
>>382180438
ahahaha holy hell
>>382180281
>no fried egg and garlic on that burger
c'mon now
>>382180450
We have culture, but it doesn't involve eating shit. You grew up on it so can't blame you.
>>382180281
WHERE IS DESSERT NIGGA
>>382180109
I fucked a large orange once. Why not?
>>382177342
>30,000 calories
are you bullshitting and just mean "more calories than normal" or is that close to the actual figure? because jesus christ, i feel like you wouldn't be able to do anything all day except stuff your face to survive. i wonder if she gets horrible indigestion/heart burn even though she doesn't absorb the nutrients.
>>382177590
>being that ugly betch
lel
>>382176905
I bet you like Pineapples on your pizza, faggot.
I do not like bacon. On itself it is decent, I suppose, but as a topping on fucking everything it is just annoying to eat, and not delicious enough to make up for it.
>>382180745
you leave yas queen alone
>>382180450
Yeah because we can actually afford good food instead of going "OY LOVE OI GOTS ME SOME FISH AN SOME DOUGH LOOKS LOIKE NO TOAST SANWICHES TODAY."
>>382178026
pepperoni AND salami is kind of redundant
ITT /v/ shows its taste in food is equally as shitty as it's taste in games
>>382180281
Best Pizza:
>papa murphy's with crumbled rits crackers on top of it
Best Burger
>Mushroom Swiss evrytime baby
Best drink
>Root beer mixed with cran apple juice
>>382180754
bacon bits I agree
bacon on a burger is top tier though
>>382177520
Same reason bacon is a meme food. people are followers who cant think for themselves. Much like exaggerating how much they like bacon, exaggerating how much you hate pineapple on pizza is a good formula for a funny normie joke. make your coworkers bust a gut! hit em with the double whammy and talk about how weird it is to wear socks with sandals afterwords. "I DONT HATE A LOT OF PEOPLE, BUT I WANNA FUCKING KILL THOSE BACON-HATING SOCKS-WITH SANDALS WEARING FAGGOTS WHO EAT PINEAPPLE PIZZA" -the ultimate funny joke for normal people
>>382180829
>yas queen
ah, so that's how she got retarded up side the head with a 2x4
>>382180739
It's hyperbole but they do need to eat a shit-ton.
>>382180542
good ketchup is good. Bad ketchup is bad. Learn the difference.
>>382180543
Better than a cola, but not good enough to justify the calories, my man.
>>382180641
seems like a breakfast item or alternatively something to put on a sloppy joe and not a lunchtime burger.
>>382180675
tapioca or flan. Anything somewhat refreshing and best eaten slow.
>>382180871
Literally what is wrong with you
>>382180852
Pizza with pineapple and ham is literally the Dark Souls of pizza.
>>382180739
I don't know the exact number but she has a youtube channel. You can get an idea of how much she has to eat watching her videos.
>>382180964
So it's shit and highly overrated?
Looks like the mods stealth saged us lads.
>>382178468
>>382177770
Pineapples are delicious and provide a pleasantly sweet burst of flavor as a contrast to the otherwise savory pizza. Your taste buds are just clearly not advanced enough.
>>382180958
>what is wrong with you
You got a problem with Rits?
>>382180852
its = possessive
it's = it is
>>382180958
Being a fat fuck doesn't make you a food expert.
>>382180958
>like a breakfast item
could be
but I've been eating burgers with bacon, cheddar, garlic aioli sauce, with a fried egg and it's heart-cloggingly delicious
>>382181013
It was fun while it lasted. See you in the next one, bud.
>>382181137
like 200 for 6', which is a bit overweight. Gotta enjoy the best of life while you can, anon. Just don't blow your load and balloon up to 400 or something.
>>382180450
agreed
>>382181021
>rits
bro..
This was a nice thread
>>382176697
>>382176805
>>382176905
>>382181308
YES FINALLY
MORE OF HER
>>382181279
I can already feel my ass on the toilet while uttering "never again..."
>>382181252
>>382181308
>>382181278
Ritz. you know what I meant, nerd
>>382181308
I want to be that Pizza 2bh