Is there a cuter canon couple in all of video games?
>>382135689
I am not gay but this is pretty cute
Mercy and Reaper is the actual canon lol
>>382135912
wrong
>>382135689
>canon
>Blizzard specifcally says ONE character of the overwatch cast is gay
>Tumblrtards immediately start shipping 2 fags Pharah and mercy
>Turns out neither of them are and worst girl tracer is the fag
>tumblrfags have a meltdown that there shitty fanfiction isnt cano
This one
>>382135689
They aren't a couple and it's not canon.
>>382135689
no, this one is
>canon
watch as it will be revealed in some comic or other shit that both of them are married to/dating men already
>>382135689
Yes. Next question?
>>382136369
DELETE THIS
FAREEHA IS TOO PURE FOR DICK
Pharah is canon straight
>shipping
this is what cucks do
>>382136607
It's only cucking if it's with your wife or gf.
Fictional characters are basically objects.
>>382135689
nope
>>382136121
>PharaMercy is a tumblr ship
oh you sweet naive child
>western yuri
>>382135689
That's not even the cutest canon couple in its own series.
>>382135912
Mercy got BLACKED
>>382136752
what is this from?
>>382135956
More canon than those two being rug munchers.
>>382136519
thats her dad.
>>382135689
>>382136906
Does that mean Pharah has a fat, brown futa cock? I'm okay with that.
>>382135689
You idiot. Mercy is only married to her job and doesn't have time for romance.
>>382136718
if you like a character you're making yourself a cuck by shipping it with another character
>>382135689
>canon
Kek
They don't even know each other in canon
What's with that retarded ship? Where it even came from? Hog x rat is more plausible than that shit
>>382135689
Fuck off back to >>>/u/ faggot.
>>382136906
Reaper is a beaner
>>382135689
Yes.
>>382137176
>romance
She has plenty of time for carpet though.
>>382137017
and?
>>382137252
>They don't even know each other in canon
"I suppose I'll be patching you up as usual""
yes, sounds like they don't know each other
>>382137252
>They don't even know each other in canon
It may not be explicitly stated, but there is only a small chance she didn't at least know her as a child, her having worked with her mother an adll.
>>382137186
Are you saying watching porn or reading porn mags is also cucking?
Don't you think people fantasize about fucking characters or porn stars too?
Are you a fucking alien who's trying to pretend to be human?
>>382137562
who r the ones on the very right and left
Yes.
>>382136906
Not only is Reaper not black, the race he is hates black people like 40 times more than white people do.
>>382137186
it's not like you can fuck your waifu in the same way, you can fuck your wife, so it doesn't really count.
>>382136906
She got bogan'd
Not even canon.
>>382137739
Mexicans hate niggers? Why?
>>382137658
Unused Character Concept #65 and #134 respectively.
She's not even black, but rather egyptian.
>>382137562
>loli Fareeha
>>382137835
My head canon is while she was reconstructing him she gave him a top of the line rabbit vibrator with powerful vibration settings.
>>382137841
Gang and low-skill labor competition.
>pharah slowly being shifted out of the meta now that mccree got buffed and winston basically does her job already
>>382137841
a lot of it probably has to do with gang-violence
>>382136121
They said 3 are gay. One will be a white guy and another will be a non-white person who fits traditional gender identities.
Can't be Zarya, Pharah or Mei 'cause people will say, "Of course." Can't be an ethnicity there's only one of, because those fans will be pissed. Can't be a robot or monkey 'cause people will turn it into a joke.
So, probably Mercer and Samurai. I don't play SJWatch so I don't know their names.
>>382137562
>that reinhardt
>>382138127
good
that means I can keep playing her without worrying about all the crying about her needing nerfs
>>382135689
It's basically Cannon
>>382137562
>the way Mercy is backing up against Mcree
either they fucked or they gunna
>>382138286
>I don't play SJWatch
>but I keep up with its identity politics
pathetic desu senpai
>>382138039
That's hot.
>>382137562
Fucking Mccree damn
>>382135689
>canon
Someone is in denial because Gency is a confirmed thing.
>>382138561
they were both 17 in that picture what do you think?
>>382135689
This shit is pathetic.
>>382137841
Reaper is American
i Ship tracer and winston it legit belive me senpai
>>382137841
>why do people hate niggers
>>382137739
>>382137841
Mexicans hate anyone that isn't Mexican.
>>382136190
whos that bitch and why is spike with her
The cutest and purest
>not posting the best couple
>>382139752
>fuck off with that sjw tra-
oh wait
Actually Mercy is my loving wife and I don't appreciate when you post things from her past it makes her uncomfortable
>>382139752
>A blue haired cunt who blames everyone but herself for her problems and a annoying as fuck, bland looking hipster.
>Best couple
How people think Max is cute I will never understand. Her voice especially annoys the fuck out of me.
>>382139752
This is cute, where'd you find it?
>>382139752
Their love is the purest because it was purified by the blood sacrifice of thousands of innocent lives
>>382141581
>skinny, pale hipster lizzies
I don't know whether to fap or vomit
>>382135689
Yes
>>382142145
who's the artist, this is really good
people actually give a shit about this soulless corporate husk's characters?
>>382137562
explosives users hurt themselves in fps games sometimes
>>382140523
That blue haired cunt had a hard life. No matter what happened, she was never dealt a winning hand in life. She needs some peace and quiet with her girlfriend.
>>382137835
>r/asianmasculinity
Shoo shoo chu chu
>>382139752
Do you dare?
>>382142664
Lmao the dude who worked on the lore is Asian and prob has a thing for white women. Furthermore did u see the valentines interaction between genji and mercy?
>>382142902
All this game did is make me sad I'll never be a cute teenage girl that gets dared by her friend to kiss her;_;
>>382143362
Max is meh at best. Chloe is the cute one.
>>382139752
Their relationship is cute. Max is an awkward yet empathetic hipster while Chloe is aggressive outgoing and ballsy. They balance each other pretty well.
>>382139332
Go away CivNat cuck.
>>382142621
She needs to kill herself my man.
Maybe then she'll get to see her precious dead daddy again.
>>382135689
D.VA and mekka is best waifu couple.
Failing that Tracer D.VA is about right.
>More life is shitty shitters plaguing threads
Holy fuck is there a more overrated game on here?
>>382145076
>people can't enjoy a game I don't enjoy! waah!
seriously. nobody cares.
>>382145076
>>382145217
>Game
>>382144961
whew lord, the edge.
>>382145664
now this is a good one
dare i say, LOL?
>tfw got cucked by a lesbian and can't never enjoy yuri or lesbians scenes anymore without it reminding me of the girl i loved
Just end it
>>382145691
Doesn't change the fact that it's not a game, and whatever it is it's still a pile of shit.
>>382135689
Why is every artist falling for the chromatic aberration meme?
>>382136749
It's ok that you're wrong sweetie. Just let it go.
>>382135689
But they are only a couple OUTSIDE of video games, so any couple IN video games, no matter how lousy, is automatically a better one than them.
HOL UP
>>382135689
The fact that their entirely fan-made up relation is so very popular is a guarantee that they will never be canon, since no developer wants to legitimize fanfiction, and all the false entitlement that it entails.
>>382136752
>>382136959
Yeah, I gotta ask as well. Absolutely no results on Google, IQDB, or Exhentai.
>>382145664
Is this an edit or the actual comic?
This is
While that guy who ships Genji with Mercy is on the development team thus won't ever happen
>>382136752
worse art than the OP
fuck off back to /a/ weebcunt
>canon in a game where all the "heroes" kill each other in an endless loop
Yeah no thanks
>>382136846
If that's Junk and Hog you are wrong. Hog fucking hates Junk. Hes only with Junk because Junk is paying big money to have Hog be his body guard. 90% of Hogs dialog is just grunts but for Junk he goes out of his way to tell him he is an annoying asshole and to shut the fuck up.
Mei X Winston is the best ship.
>Winston! I like your glasses!
>Y-you too...
>>382135689
your pic = not canon
my pic = canon AND more cute
You lose, OP. On multiple fronts
>>382136390
>Plague Knight and Mona
https://youtu.be/TvkpEKjfL58
>>382148584
They can't afford Paris. They can't even afford Portland without stealing from handicapped blokes.
>>382136121
>Meltdown that Tracer was gag.
Nigger what? They were fucking partying, saying how all the people who didn't want her to be gay were BTFO'd, posting pictures of people complaining about how little sense it made and laughing at them.
>>382135689
I want >>>/u/ to leave.
>>382140861
Are these made by thirsty virgins/numale fantasizing on lesbians or SJW projecting their sexuality on every fictionnal character possible ?
>>382135689
This is Chell and her cute girlfriend
>>382148957
Don't overstay your welcome /pol/.
It's cute how you think you can destroy an ancient friendship between neighbours like that.
>>382149461
as someone who used to make stuff like that, I'll say both
>>382149521
Shipping is an autism on par with sonic fancfics.
>>382148957
Do you wish to know the truth?
>>382138572
Thisssss holy fuck why even care? How empty can one life be.
>>382137841
Because they're niggers dear anon.
We hate them because they always complain about everything. Black lives matter this, laquan that, always about them
my uncle who works in lumber works with them and the mexicans always calls them lazy in spanish.
white people are ok as long as they like our tacos, race war happens we work together and wipe out blacks, after that? free for all
>>382149828
>>382149521
/u/ sucks though. They're all retards.Also there's no such thing as a lesbian. "Girl sex" isn't real until a phalic object is introduced. They're just straight girls in denial.
>>382150112
>imagine.jpg
Soap and chest high walls.
Checkmate.
>>382150139
0/10, see me after class
>>382139527
This is mostly true
>>382150075
Also this.
>>382150112
>>382137841
>risk their lives to get into america
v.
>born in america but bitching about not being born in africa
>>382150379
I though you all destroyed your images after you got butt blasted by the boys?
>>382149762
>>382150139
Go back, no one is falling for it.
>>382150139
>Also there's no such thing as a lesbian. "Girl sex" isn't real until a phalic object is introduced. They're just straight girls in denial.
Here's the thing. I don't fucking care. I see naked girls, I approve.
Don't ruin it for the heterosexuals, just because they don't have >le feminine dick
>>382135912
Guy in charge of the story ships Genji and Mercy. It's only a matter of time. Then again if they were smart they'd never confirm shit.
>>382150518
Falling for what? The truth that shippers and /u/ are autistic? Cause that is the truth.
>>382150667
>porn is shipping
Like I said, no one is falling for that. This shit may work on tumblr, do you know where you fucking are? Getting sick and tired of your unapologetic and blatant colonisation lately
>>382135689
Mercy x Genji is canon though.
>>382151483
Says....? Some unofficial data hack?
can some1 explain where is genjixmercy canon?
>>382137739
reaper is uncle rukus?
>shipping in Overwatch
>a fucking multiplayer only shooter with the most painfully generic and dull cast I have ever seen
Shipping in itself has always been stupid, but caring about the relationship between various cardboard cutouts goes the extra mile.
>>382137562
is rienhart canonically that fucking huge? jesus christ i thought it was all the armor
>>382153153
I simply don't understand the point of a "cast".
It's a MP game, who the fuck cares about different characters.
This cancer has to die already.
>>382135689
>Pharah has multiple romantically implicit lines to Reinhardt
>People still force Mercy shit when there isn't anything to it in game or lore.
>>382153702
Hell, I don't even understand why games even need characters in general
>>382135689
JASON IS THIS YOU?!
>>382135689
Yea
>>382136749
It is. Just look at tumblr you fag
Why is /u/ posting allowed? There's a board for this shit
>>382135689
Yeah, from the same game too.
>>382136906
More like BEANED
>>382154246
Dragoon Lance in Automata was superb.
In fact, all love stories in Taro games are awesome.
>>382139565
Kat from Gravity Rush.
They're from the same studio, which is Japan Studio.
>>382150075
>working with you
Keep dreaming man.
>>382153702
>I simply don't understand the point of a "cast".
people care about characters
shocking, I know
>>382155709
Why?
>>382155867
as humans we can empathize with others, including fictional characters
>>382156376
So it's a massive and pointless waste of time.
>>382136752
Artist's name is Rosebud.
>>382156418
Yeah, that's what it is. Thank you for your oh so clever observation. Without your sheer amount of CHRIS-CHAN GRADE AUTISM no one would have guessed that fun is, in fact, a waste of time.
>>382157224
Oh yeah, lore such as "Pharah likes rock and roll" is so fun, I mean, it has so many layers to it.
And so incredibly fun to analyze this deep, complex and thematically rich lore.
I hate lesbians they ruin everything.
>>382157224
Where the fuck is the fun in those one dimensional characters with the most generic and overused cliches as voicelines?
>>382150075
>p-please white people on 4chan accept me
Jesus what a literal cuck
So is it canon or not?
>>382157462
Lesbians make everything better.
yes, these two are way cuter/more powerful
>>382157462
Take it easy, Pence. It's just porn
>>382157665
What do you think populate a chunk of /pol/?
>>382157997
You're getting shocked now.
>>382136121
pharamercy existed long before tracer was confirmed gay man
>>382158323
he never said anything that implied otherwise
Blizz announced that a character was gay before it even came out
Reminder that Mercy canonically gets RICED because Overwatches writer self inserts through Genji
>>382158491
before overwatch came out I mean
pharah is mine fuck off
>>382135689
>ITT
>Anons bicker over shipping wars of what's ""legitmately canon"" over a fictional couple
>>382151483
No it's Mercy xRoadhog
>>382140739
>>382160467
No selfcest, you queer
well on its way to canon. Kaplan himself and the VAs for both pharah and mercy are publicly in favor of it
Pharmercy is a bad meme.
>>382161301
I want it to happen. I want to swim in the river of tears for salty waifufags. The first great flood of "They're just galpals!" tears was sufficient, but I desire more.
>>382161301
I want it to happen just becausetag: Age Difference
>>382139464
>Mexican
>People
>t.spic
>>382161301
nah mercy gettin that dragon genji robo dick
>>382162056
5 years is no age gap
>>382135689
>>382163784
>>382137562
>mfw edgy beaner
>>382137562
I'd like to see Reinhardt pile drive Mercy's vagina.
>>382164126
INCEST
>it's a tumblr comes on 4chan and thinks they belong here episode.
Why do Pharmercyfags hate Genji so much?
>GIRLS KISSING GIRLS
>NOT KISSING YOU
>NUH UH WE DON'T NEED NO MAN
/u/ is so boring.
>>382142145
Fuckin' cute.
>>382150501
The problem is the boys are ACTUALLY GOOD CHARACTERS.
I couldn't get upset.
Pharah is my most played Hero and my accuracy is only 35%
How do I git gud
>>382167356
Get closer.