Gamer Fueal Thread

>>382132417
Why not just make your own? It's healthier than eating processed junk.

>>382134050
im sick of this processed meme

what the fuck does that even mean?

>>382134095
It's unnatural. I only eat baby carrots for my gamer fueal.

>>382134050
>>382134183
I'm fully aware, I've just lost all ability to care. I eat this shit by the dozen weekly

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>>382134050
Processed vegetables are a thing now and junk? I don't keep up with the food trends anymore but thought it was only processed meat.

>>382134240
BURGER NICE AN HOT

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A nice go za

>>382134240
every time

>>382134240
That cow is not ded yet.

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>>382134390

>>382134390
at ome ice go za

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>>382134361
>>382134432
>>382134474
>not enjoying your burger rare

>>382134891
Rare, I've seen that webem with sound. It moos as it's cut.

>>382134340
Nope. The shit they do to canned anything pretty much kills its nutritious value

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>>382134390
Real za coming through

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Pic related.
It's how I stay in shape. I just get so into gaming I can't even be arsed to eat.
So remember kids, if you're fat, you're probably actually less lazy than I am.

I mix 1 part cheetos, mayo and bacon bits into a bowl and mix it. The mayo coats the cheetos to protect my fingers from cheeto dust and doubles as a grabbing aid, I just dip my fingers in without looking and a portion sticks to my fingers. I just dip and suck without taking my eyes off the screen and im clean and ready to keep gaming before I've finished reloading in game

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>>382134390
>>382134741
>american "pizza"
this is a pizza

>>382134340
There's still tons of preservatives, no matter how many "naturally organic fair trade" labels are on it. Also, just sitting there for a couple days kills nutrient content through decay. At best, it's empty food. At worst, it's salty chemical-flavored mush.

>>382135081
okay what the fuck is this

>>382135081
Thought it was a ridiculously large haggis at first.

>>382134183
you must be a blast at parties

>>382135246
I think it's a giant mushroom?

>>382134891
thats disghusting you burgers are not worst than heus eating monkey soup

>>382134390
>being Korean
>goza means impotent men in Korean
>shiveringmen.jpg

>>382135207
That looks lovely you can take the hedge leaves back though.

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>>382135207
>go to Italy and ask for pepperoni pizza
>get pizza back
>it's cheese pizza
>....with black pepper
>this is the home of pizza

>>382135360
a statement isn't a question

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>>382134975
chicken more your style?

>>382135490
Sure. Now whatever that has to do with the question of what that was

>>382135207
It's not even round and has broccoli on it.

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I'm a lasagna man myself

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>>382135543
Fuck.

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>>382135032
>>382135225
Well shit, guess most things do kill us now.

>>382135543
Ok that's dangerous.

>>382135628
Was this supposed to be triggering because of the black guy at the end?
Why do people get so triggered over interracial love?
It's literally just love.

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>>382135586
What

>>382135543
>>382134891
>>382134240
What channel is this from?
This guy is a fucking idiot and I hope he dies from food poisoning
ITS
FUCKING
RAW

>>382135483
Peperoni means bell peppers in italy.

>>382134390
can I get some ananas on my go'za?

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>>382135390
Y tho

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>>382135586

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>>382135742
>>382135831
calm down and have some real american food, good old corndogs

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>>382135586
Sunday Sport is the greatest paper in the world.

anyone else drink cacao (cacao powder + hot water). Its what the mayans drank.

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>>382135960

>>382132417
how is brown water with shitty beans in it fuel? they serve this shit before meals so it wont fill you up. you're retarded.

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>>382135954
pls stop

these webms are disgusting

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>>382136071

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>>382135960
and the long awaited sequell

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>>382136004
It is

>>382136071
>he doesn't know about cooking with jack
How new are you?

>>382135543

this reminds me of those cringy webms where some dude cuts unfinished pull pork with some claws.
anyone has the sauce?

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>>382136132
>>382136163

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>>382135586

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>>382136331

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>>382136306
here you go anon

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>>382136342

>>382136289
>being this new you don't enjoy peoples reactions to these webms

back to neogaf faggot.

>>382135586
There is a well-known story about a german who buys like 60kg (130lbs) of ground meat once a month and has sex with it

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>>382132417
18 Big Macs and some tea.

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>>382136405
what the fuck is that even supposed to be

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>>382136595

>>382136528
>deflecting because he's a newfag
Welcome now get out.

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>>382136509

>>382136163
what a master cook

>>382135960
>>382135954
>>382134891
>>382134240
>>382135543
>>382136163
>>382136132
>>382136405
>>382136448
>that one autist that has to spam this fat retards videos in every food related thread
We get it, he can't cook, we don't need to see it every single thread.

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>real american bbq

>>382136035
The Mayans are dead.
You gonna die.

>>382136767
nice try Jack

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>>382134891
Why don't people ever take their rings off when they mix messy stuff with their hands?

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>>382136636
>soggy chips

>>382134741
>That's the thin crust

What the fuck.

>>382135586
>>382136509
>>382136647
It's just not a proper Sunday in bong land without a fry up and reading about the lowest class having messing up their knob. God save the Sunday Sport and GSTQ.

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>>382136925
huh?

>>382136448
Looks tasty to me but are the claws shit or he is shit

>>382135081
I am so confused.

>>382137229
It's undercooked; harder to rip apart. He grabs it from the center like a retard instead of starting at the edges, imo, but i've never used gay shit like this.

>>382136595
Just imagine that she has to shit out all that food sometime.

>>382137368
She probably never gets to digest it

>>382135032
seriously what do they do? add salt and cook it?


they dont have a magical "nutrition sucker"

im actually curious as to why this meme started

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>>382137368
How does a cute girl end up deciding they want to be able to eat more than anyone else anyway?

>>382136595
She can poop on me anytime

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>>382136595
She's so cute

>>382135343
must they?

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fresh apples

>>382136595
>eats this fucking much
>is thin
>realization
where is this woman i need to apologize to her that her life has made her take this dark path

>>382135225
>loaded with preservatives
>decay

which is it?
also, where would the nutrients go? they're trapped. checkmate.

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>>382135207
There's plenty of countries that deserve shit about their pizza way worse than the US, in Europe too, let alone Asia.

>>382137729
Pizza Hut is american

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>>382137656
THE STICKER!! HE DIDNT REMOVE THE STICKER!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

>>382137208
Some people do, of course. I've seen others who don't, though, no matter what they're mixing.

I've never watched any of this guy's full videos. Does he actually eat the stuff he cooks?

pizza is shit tier food

>>382137448
Actual vegies dont last longer and processed stuff last quite long for things they offer obviously people are going to assume something and i think it has something sacrificed to make them last longer

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>>382137729
Swedish pizza with bananas. Yum.

>>382137656
This guy sure likes to use a lot of unnecessary tools when cooking.

>>382137656

fucking hell...
from which youtube vids on his channel are the webms posted here?

>>382137815
And 7-11 is Japanese.

Don't be retarded.

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>>382137729
I love asian pizza. I love seafood or tiny hotdogs in the crust. I love sweetcorn as a topping. asian pizza is good

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>>382137870
yes

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>>382137140

>>382137701
the preservatives are just to the food looks likes new while its empy of nutriends is just like the fat crap that you eat

>>382137926

>sweden
>bananas

Lars I...

>>382137448
It's not a meme you dip.

Salt content is indeed higher, and canned veggies make use of the same preservative chemicals as meat and cheese products.

The added salt alone is bad enough, if OP actually does eat several cans of progresso each week.

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>>382137996
just look through them

>>382137368
they throw it back up. real shame too. just makes competitive eating all the more disgusting.

>>382137910
yeah.... salt and fat(oils etc) preserve veggies for a really long time, and when its cooked in an air-tight can theres really no way for bacteria to get in

>>382138107
hey
hey
hey
hey

hey


you callin me fuckin fat

>>382138021
I wish this fat fuck died

>>382132417
>>382134095
>>382137448
>1 cup has 35% of salt for the day
canned foods are generally high in sodium

>>382138207
that is a serious eating disorder
she should seek mental help

>>382138249
nop the mirror does

>>382138207
she doesnt throw it up
she just shits it out undigested

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>>382132417
>not heating it

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>>382138207
A Japanese show did a bit where they invited a competitive eater (Gal Sone, another tiny asian girl) to eat a load of food then X-rayed her stomach.

The left is a normal woman after eating enough food to feel full. The stomach is highlighted in pink.

To the right is Gal Sone's stomach.

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>>382138268
RUDE

>>382138359
kek

>>382138296
just because something is high in sodium doesnt mean its nutrition was removed

also, high sodium is only a problem if you are a fat fuck with high blood pressure issues. (high sodium and heart disease has poor correlation)

>>382138159

what a load of new-age-pseudo-science bullshit.
go activate some almonds you dumb faggot.

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>>382138021
disgusting

why is it always the same webms and same reponses in these threads? its kind of creepy

>>382138107
how do nutrients disappear?

>>382138268
>my name is anon and i own all mayo in the world
>ey wot u doin eatin muh fuckin mayo
>m9 fite me

>>382138398
He moves his arms and hands in such a classic fat guy way. He's really clumsy and unsure of his movements.

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>>382138121
>>382138121
Is Sweden incapable of importation? I can't catch anchovies anywhere near me, but I could get it on a pizza if I so chose.

Here, have some Finnish pizza.

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>>382132417
Gonna play me some Witcher 3 for the first time later.

What do I need to know

>>382138159
New studies show 85% of people would benefit from an otherwise healthy diet high in sodium. They lose weight more easily too.

So just don't have shit genes.

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>>382135172

>>382138419
salt ages you.

>>382138534
Yes, in sweden it is illegal to import any non-swedish native food and also illegal to allow any non-swedish natives who aren't black in.

>>382138419
I never said it did take away nutrition, I only said what I said.

>high sodium is only a problem for fat people!
anon, can I come to your funeral?

>>382138534

>is sweden incapable of importation

well...as we all know, certainly not.
Banana Pizza sounds halal at least. Sweden, yes!

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steak is the best

>>382138496
they just vanish dude trust me my dad works at subway

>>382137868
The sticker is eddible

>>382138671
don't cite your sources.

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>>382138830

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Mexico here

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>>382132417
I hope you guys watch the BBQ Pit Boys.

>>382138092
Lmfao these are gold. Makes me want to be a bonger

>>382137457
>>382136595
Is she one of those koreans who make a living eating shit on livestream?

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>>382138904

>>382138830
>cold oil
>letting the oil splash

>>382138945
how much does a dorilocos cost in us dollars?

>>382138671
>an otherwise healthy diet high in sodium

Nigger, he said he eats 12 cans a week. That does not bode well for the rest of his diet. l2read

>>382139057
Like 1.50

>>382138732
However, they also found that in healthy weight teenagers, sodium intake does not have a significant impact on telomere length.

like i originally said, dont be a fat fuck. Its not salt, its generally the poor diet associated with salt (high fat content foods - fried foods etc)

eating some nice and salty veggies wont do shit as long as you dont get dehydrated ( drink water) and arent a fat

>>382138671
the health benefits and weight loss are probably both because they get generalized edema and feel too sick to eat until it goes down so the end result is they naturally inclined to eat less which is both slimming and healthy because most people even most thin people eat way too much

>>382139000
>¥
Japanese.

>>382138426
>literally tells you what preservatives and salt content are on the back of the can

Yes, I'm sure they are lying.

>>382138830
looks too thick to pan fry, it's going to have a big gradient from overcooked on the outside to undercooked on the inside

>>382139023
I would probably cook that more thoroughly because the meat looks untrustworthy

>>382139123
not him but what if 400lbs tho

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For me it's Bang's root beer

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>>382138981

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classy

>>382139282
you're baiting right?

this is the worst gamer fuel thread in ages

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>>382139310

>>382139389
Name a better root beer than Bangs?

>>382139310
What the fuck?

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>>382139461
4u

>>382139520
It's Barq. That's a cursive letter q.

>>382139520
Barqs

>>382139220

I don't know what kind of depleted radioactive waste you burgerlanders use as preservatives, but salt isn't as dangerous as you make it out to be.

>>382138865
you mean eatable.

>>382135960
>the oil was cold
kek, don't knoe why i laughed

>>382139629
fucking hell i was getting uneasy watching that

>>382139023
>Wal Mart steak

JUST

>>382138879
Not a primary source, but here's an article.

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/05/08/health/salt-health-effects.html

There was other wierd stuff, like it doesn't effect water retention and urination the way we thought.

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>>382139673
hot oil is dangerous!

>>382136163
>mfw i was 18 yo first time i tried to make corndog
>came out flawlessly
it's no even a hard recipe, how did he fuckup so bad?

>>382139651
Preservatives does not mean just salt you mongoloid. Other chemical preservatives are out there, and companies are required to list them on the products.

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>>382139289
Don't know what's worse him sucking off the dog for quavers or the guy asking him to.

>>382139310

Yum, a strawberry with twice the sugar and half the flavor.

>>382139853
Here's an older article that ended up looking good in retrospect.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/its-time-to-end-the-war-on-salt/

>>382135207
>>382134390
>>382135081
>No pineapple
You people aren't real pizza fans.

>>382139123
how lose weight? I'm 350 lbs and 5' 9"

>>382139250
sorry bub

you only have one short life here on this floating rock

take care of your body and it will take care of you

its never too late (unless it is)

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>this thread

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>>382140112
Better than /ck/ tbhfamalam

>>382139951

You should first learn to read a complete sentence, before calling other people mongoloids.

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>>382136509
>THEN MY BELLEND BURST!

Bless you beautiful inbred bongs.

>>382140028
>twice
more like 5 times

>>382138732
Nigga, i'm 29 and people tell me I look 19 and I eat salty shit like it's my life essence.

>>382140068
honestly its not hard, i was incredible overweight

you dont even need to exercise, just start to count calories, you dont even need to go crazy and start eating a bunch of veggies instead of your usual diet

Also, the fatter you are the more calories you burn when you go for a walk, so if you walk just 10 minutes a day you will see weight loss ( as long as you arent eating those 200 calories back)

also cutting out soda is probably the 1# thing you could do ( drink carbonated water varients)

>>382134390
I want to cum inside that first 'za

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>>382140068
Eat less tubby.

>>382136636
What the fuck is with this new trend of Hispanics piling 40 different things that have no right being together onto chips?

Your tacos and traditional shit are really dank, cut it out.

How do I earn weight?

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>>382132417

>>382140068
>go to google
>search for weight loss calculator
>put in all necessary info
>eat only the amount of calories it tells you to
>lose 10 lbs
>calculate again

>>382140410
happy to see that the pokemon anime is still a fetish carnival

>>382140068
Stop drinking soda and juices.
Im also guessing you neglect your hygiene so make a habit of brushing your teeth and taking showers daily
Feeling fresh makes you feel more positive
Getting enough sleep is also important
Go for a walk for atleast 40min or if your too much of a sperg then adopt a dog

>>382138904
lol, where is this from?

>>382140441
fat

eat fat

also if you arent lactose and are master race then you can eat a lot of dairy products that are high in milk protein (the best protein you can get when building muscle!)

thats why power lifters/ body builders drink whole milk

>>382140547
>Stop drinking soda and juices.

that is helpful.

the rest is not necessary for losing weight.

>>382140537
this is literally all he needs to do. don't confuse him.

if you eat vegetables and fruits and healthy fats you will look the best possible way you could and you will live longer
wtf are you discussing

>>382135390
>American flavored ice-cream

>>382139629
This isn't Ja/ck/, she manages to be even more disgusting than him.
I wish I could post more but the webms are in my other PC

>>382134390
I want the cheese on the fucking pizza

>>382140586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3d4Mlk8O9g

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>>382140884
do you know this is? I don think this is Jack

>>382140068
put down the fork
go to a nutrionist and endocrinologist

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>>382132417
>lentils

>>382140281
I drank 46 ounces of spicy v8 a day for a while. That's almost 3 times the daily sodium intake alone, and I have low blood pressure to the point I get tunnel vision if I stand up too fast, even though I'm a pack a day smoker at 29, smoking since 12.

I switched to low sodium like a week ago, which has like a tenth the sodium, because it tastes almost as good, surprisingly. But it's shaping up like a high salt diet might be healthy and burn calories if you aren't a diabetic with high blood pressure, so maybe I'll switch back in a year.

>>382139651
>but salt isn't as dangerous as you make it out to be.

Most of the US ingests way too much sodium because of the massive amounts used in most food products.

>>382140984
thanks for spoonfeding me anon
apreciate ya

>>382140826
that's boring though.

>>382140068
>>382139250
If you two were only a little fat, I would say eat less.
But if you let yourselves get this fucking fat, there's obviously something darker and more painful going on that's pressing you to keep stuffing your faces, and you obviously don't love yourselves enough to deal with it alone.
So here's my fitness program for you:
>psychiatric help
>support groups
>stop fucking eating (but only after the support groups so you don't try to do it before it feels safe)

>>382140410
This is really well done, because im triggered as fuck right now. I can't even.

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>>382140045

>>382141095
that's definitely not jack, it doesn't have the telltale slow as fuck deliberate movements

>>382137368
she posted her poop next to a can of hair spray, i think
the poop was bigger

>>382140984
gabe? what the fuck?

>>382141118
Lentil soup is good tier despite being healthy and poorfag friendly.

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>>382141432
thanks, habe some real Jack

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>>382132417
>>382135032
>>382137910
>>382138159
>I eat canned corn once a week because I want to fufill my veggie quota for the week
>just now hearing it's unhealthy

>>382141461
it's gonna be much bigger than that.

>>382141461
>she posted her poop
u wot m9

>>382140984
>hey buy this useless and expensive shit
>not just reverse searing

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>>382141608

what the fuck

>>382141661
one time I brought in some green beans in a can to eat because I get hungry and when I sat down in the theater I pulled out my can opener and started opening my can and these black people started staring at me and then one said "yo nigga you eating green beans" and started laughing so I decided to be alpha for the day and set my can in the cup holder and looked him in the eyes and bent my head down and said very sternly and slowly "Don't. Mock. My. Food." but they weren't intimidated and yelled out "DIS NIGGAH EATIN BEANS" and I got nervous because people were starting to turn around and I just ran out without my beans and never came back in case someone recognized me. a couple days later I was walking around the local mall and I heard someone shout "BEANS" and I didn't know if they were talking about me but I never went back there either

>>382141661
It's not really unhealty. It's better than no veg.

Learn to make good stir fry. You can pack it with veggies and it will still be delicious, and go easy on the oil and honey or sugar. Use low sodium soy sauce, more for taste than health.

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>>382141770
what?

>>382141848
Asian food just isn't worth it without MSG

>>382141661
You're fine, better to get a lot of salt and your vitamins than a little salt and no vitamins.

>>382141661
just get some frozen peas

>>382141608
Okay, this guy has to be doing it on purpose after a certain point. I just don't know otherwise.

>>382141848
>soy sauce

Christ, how do people stomach liquid salt?

>>382135158
That's what I do but usually as soon as I'm done playing the hunger hits so I stuff my stomach full right before getting to bed.

>>382141606
If imps had testicles they'd be Lentils. Lentils fucking suck, should have kept it in India.

>>382141848
corn is a fruit>>382141661
>>382141661
get bag of veggies and steam them in microwave.

simple :)

>>382141932
I've been making it without and it's been good. Soy sauce has msg in it, hence the low sodium so you can use more. So does fish sauce and worchestshire, which I add a bit of.

But I do plan on buying a shaker of msg.

>>382136035
I used to when I was little. But I am a grown man now and men drink bitter liquids that smell bad.

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>>382141979
he's just a bit clumsy

>>382141256

>Most of the US ingests way too much empty calories because of the massive amounts of trans-fats and high fructose corn syrup in most food products

fix'd

>>382142008
Did you no see low sodium? It's part of the sauce. You use less soy sauce then water and rice vinegar, for fucks sake.

Not to mention it's coming out that high salt diet are actually health if you aren't a lardass.

>>382142202

That is also true.

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>>382141890

Does this person do this ironically or is it just another autismal YouTuber?

>>382142205
>Did you no see low sodium? It's part of the sauce. You use less soy sauce then water and rice vinegar, for fucks sake.

What's that got to do with voicing my distaste for a salty liquid?

>Not to mention it's coming out that high salt diet are actually health if you aren't a lardass.

Cite your sources.

just eat sardines and brocoli ad infinitum

>>382141608
>>382137656

Don't know what's the proper word for it in English but this guy has the practical skills of a three-year-old.

>>382142108
Ah, I see. Asian food is the only one I have struggle cooking. Takeout always tastes better.

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>>382142363
don't be rude anon

>>382142464
sardines are great for sushi. also anchovies. so if fresh fish/smoked is too expensive, try that.

>>382142183
Jack you son of a bitch stop posting your shit everywhere. You're going to get someone sick with your videos on how to cook chicken the wrong fucking way you hack. Everything you cook has the potential to just fuck someone up.

>>382138296
So say that it's high sodium instead of """processed"".

>>382139520
you fucking idiot

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>>382142205

A diet slightly high in sodium could probably be fine...if it wasn't connected to what is known as the Western Pattern Diet, which is horrendously unhealthy.

>>382135586
>lasagne

What's a good cheap meal to eat that fills you up quickly?

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>>382142591
sorry anon

>>382141608
I don't see what the problem is, I frequently open cheese in this way. I then remove both halves of the cheese, put them in separate plastic bags to go in the deli drawer of the fridge, and dispose of the wrapper.

>>382142797
Porridge

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>>382142547
mmmm

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>>382142205
>tfw you need salt otherwise your blood pressure would be dangerously low to the point I'd collapse.

>>382140715
tighten the lock down you fuck

>local Sam's Club replaced their good parmigiano reggiano with their shitty brand name one. Fucking cunts

>>382135081
It looks like something from a Tool video.

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>>382132417
sopa de macaco as always

>>382136778
>that dirty ass girll

>>382142469
Dyspraxic is a pretty good word.

>>382143023
the most metal possible food that's actually legal

>>382143023
>black people

>>382142797
smoothies

>>382142797
just cook potatoes in water and ad whatever

>>382143078
why the fuck does every /v/tard have a scat fetish

>>382143023
>south american subhuman monkey fucks eating their kin

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>>382143078
tasty!

>>382142797
Beans and rice
Anything with potatoes

>>382139520
>>382139389
>>382139282
fell for the bait

>>382143192
>>382143248
thanks anons.

I'm trying to lose weight and hate eating veggies except corn

What do you guys think of Soylent?

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>>382135960
>Max Fill

>>382139310
retarded, basically this >>382140028

>>382143326
It's food and it works but don't try to live off it as your only nutrition source.

>>382143242
Someone please explain this retarded device. Is this an American thing?

>>382143326
I've heard it's people but probably bullshit.

>>382143326
insteresting
i've seen people that go like a month only drinking soylent and they say they can survive
i couldn't do it though, maybe a meal a day sure

>>382138945
I just started my training to make my cooking with less additives and more fresh ingredient, with proper timing and weights.

I am going to kill myself after this webm. Tell me that it was ironic. Please.

>>382143505
It's just a grill dude
A really expensive one but still

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>>382142797

>>382142797
Black beans and rice. I buy like 10 cans and a couple pounds of rice when I go to the grocery store. Pretty much live off that and baby carrots.

>>382143326
Meme food. Literally.

Im cutting right now so my diet is just whey, chicken, vegetables (lol), and often some yogurt or cereal but then I usually fuck up my diet

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>>382142797

Huevos rancheros with pinto or black beans. Always fills me up, but I'm a Mexican-Irish manlet.

>>382143505
>doesn't know what a grill is

what, they only boil everything where you hail from?

>>382143843
what's the point, looks fucking retarded

>>382143898
How do you make the tortilla fluffy like that?

>>382143982
It suspends food over heat for the purpose of cooking it.

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>>382143978
is it normal for american grills to have the flames come out like that

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>>382138830
Fuck, I'm a vegan and even I'd cook it better.

>>382136619
He actually calls it garbage/trash stew.

>>382144112
No, the guy in the Webm is a complete idiot.

>>382144112
Yeah, if someone doesn't know what they're doing.

>>382143982

Easier for cooking the copious quantities of meat we murrikans consume than a stovetop or broiler.

(Also, you'd find the vast majority of Americans either do not know how to use a broiler, or do not have one.)

>>382143982
Fresh grilled meat is pretty damn tasty. That grill is pretty oversized unless you're cooking for a big family though.

>>382144120
what is this cancerous comic and what is it even trying to say

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>>382138398
>>382138021
>>382137208
>>382136778

This dude looks like a younger version of my dad. I can't fucking hate him because I feel like I'm hating on my own dad. All he needs is a fucking beer in his hands and to constantly slap my back and call me a pussy and it's like being home again. God I miss him.

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>>382143326
I've used it for a couple months before

ask me anything

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why is it so hard?

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>>382140826
>healthy fats
>vegetables
>fruits

Okay, now what I can eat that's healthy and actually TASTES GOOD. Also name some "healthy fats".

>>382144343
dont be a pussy

>>382144109
Wait did he bake the pie crust by itself before adding a tub of premade cheescake filling as the only filling, and then sloppily cut through the foil pan because he doesn't know how to extract a pie slice from a pan without breaking it? And then add chocolate syrup like it's some sort of gourmet dessert?

I liked it better when he was eating critically undercooked foods, at least then there was entertainment value in watching him potentially contract salmonella.

>>382139857
lol I did this
when I was 11 and didnt know any better

>>382143850
that image is cancerous. those colors are horrid and the list is hard to read

>>382144353
have you decided to transition yet?

how big have your boobs gotten so far?

>>382144467
He didn't say it like that, but I appreciate you trying to cheer me up.

>>382144446
fruits and vegetables taste good
avocado is a good source of fats

>>382143997

When you make huevos rancheros, you lightly fry your corn tortillas. (This makes them taste better and makes rubbery store-bought corn tortillas easier to cut up with a fork and knife.) This person did a little more than lightly fry them, but whatever.

>>382140178
This is /ck/ senpai

>>382144302
I think panel 4 is looking at panel 2, and realizing they're acting just like the vegans they were just disparaging. It's just "I AM SILLY." Don't think too much about it.

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>>382132417
Pineapples

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>>382144503
he just isn't that good

>>382144446
butters a healthy fat. its what you combine with butter thats bad for you. avocados are as well (inb4 its green eewwww)

>>382144525
>>382144525
>have you decided to transition yet?
Never thought about it

Boobs arent big at all

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>>382144302
It's pointing out the giant hypocrisy of anyone who eats meat and then complains that vegans are elitist.
It happens surprisingly often with people "too poor" to save money by not buying meat.

Typical complainer about vegans is a fat dude who drives an inefficient car and calls vegans "hipsters", "feminized", "not down to earth" and the like, when the only reason he's poor is that he doesn't save money and instead prefers to buy unhealthy food and drive everywhere instead of walking.

>>382144446
Omega 3s and extra virgin olive oil

>>382144720
This is surprisingly tense. That yolk should have burst a couple times, but he managed to pull it off.

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>>382144769
>not "i dont have boobs", but "they arnt big"

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>>382144678
that's just wrong

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>>382144996