Did he make the right choice?

How isn't it the right choice to make a billion dollars?

Are you high right now my dude?

Think about it this way. He made billion dollors and doesn't have to worry about Money anymore.

Meanwhile I'm a NEET and have to worry about weather my neetbucks will get me more rice.

>>382131572
Isn't there a study that money brings happiness only until a certain limit like 100k annually (I don't remember it) but after that it doesn't rise anymore?

Sure he can behave like Charlie Sheen now: sex, drugs, all that vain stuff. Guess what his health will be like with 55.

>>382131798
He'll also have the very best doctors to keep him alive too. He'll be fine. Money doesn't always equate happiness but it sure as hell can provide avenues to get you there.

>>382131798
>dont have billions and have to work work you might not like
>have billions and have the option to work

Of course. As we all know, money can't buy happiness.

ummm honey? not with that hat...

have you seen his twitter? he still behaves like the ultimate beta cuck even though he has two billion dollars. what's the point in being a rich if you're still a loser?

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>>382131503
You mean by selling minecraft?
At first when I heard I tought that he was a fucking retard for selling the gold laying goose but looking at minecraft now it's certain that he didn't wanted to be a fucking babysitter for gorillions of kids across the globe and didn't wanted stuck with minecraft forever.
What I don't understand is now he can afford to develop pretty much whatever he wants, not to mention he can land any deal he wants with any publisher thanks to minecraft but all he is doing is shitposting on twitter while wasting his money.
Maybe he is satisfied with what he accomplished and he is done with making vidya.

i don't understand his desire to party hard

like the whole vegas thing with the first minecon and all the trainwreck stories about the 'afterparty' where a bunch of guidos took over

buying that ugly house in california.

i mean you have 1 billion dollars, you could live anywhere in the fucking world, and he picks some house with a wall full of sweets.

>>382131503
He should use the money to fund promising dev teams and become Swedish gaben

>>382131798
Notch plays Factorio and shitposts on Twitter. Charlie Sheen he aint.

>look up Notch on Twitter

>over 40 thousand tweets, literally 20-50 tweets a day

What the fuck? Doesn't he have any friends? So he is a billionaire, he could travel and experience stuff we can't even imagine and he chooses to spend his life with shitposting?

>>382133202
being rich doesn't mean you have taste

>>382133371
>So he is a billionaire, he could travel and experience stuff we can't even imagine and he chooses to spend his life with shitposting?
Literally /ourguy/.

>>382133371
>implying a nouveau rich pussy like him knows how to handle money
peasants like him remain peasants, even if they get billions.

>>382131503
Make the games of his dreams.

Like I would do, make a decent Battlefield game, or make a new 2142 thats not riddled with paid dlc

>>382133559
or you know

fuck a really hot ladyboy

>>382133371
He spends most evenings watching Grandpoobear streaming

>>382133202
>i don't understand his desire to party hard
Dude he was a fat, nerdy, lonely fuck his entire life who was bullied his entire life.

Partying hard is his pathetic attempt for the first time in his life be accepted and belong to the cool and rich kids.

>>382133027
Didn't he sell it for a billion dollars? He couldn't spend it all, he's set for life.
No way he can top that.

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So what would you do if you were a billionaire /v/?
Me? I'd beat all of pic related just because I can.

>>382131798
I just want enough money to live a safe life. But at the same time I wonder if that would make me numb because I have no real financial worries.

>>382133371
>just because you become a billionaire you should start doing all this normie stuff

>>382131503
He literally saved Microsoft.
And doomed us all at the same time.

Money let's you have a choice, you can still be happy without one, but it's probably the easiest foundation to do what you want. If that includes watching livestreams, whatever if it makes him happy

>>382133758
This. There's zero point in him ever working again. People have trouble understanding what a billion dollars actually is. You can buy private islands for less than 10 million for instance. Highest cost street legal cars are about a couple of million at best.

Him sinking funds into something unproven again is just dumb.

>>382131798
that just a study so you plebs don't kill yourself when you look at your bank account

>>382131798
what the fuck are you talking about nigger

Build one of those floating islands and live just off the shores of Japan.
I'd go to the mainland and buy out even manga store of their loli doujins and sex toys and maybe even pick up a ganguro girl or two.

Then i'd swim in a pool of strawberrys and cream and get them to lick me clean which repeating doujin quotes

>>382133027
The guy is set for a very cushy life, his whole family is aswell for several generations.

>ywn be an eceleb

Minecraft's popularity was bound to fade sooner or later. When a big dumb corporation walks in and offers $2.5b (TWO AND A HALF BILLION) for the IP you don't turn down the offer.

>>382133671
That must be the saddest mansion in the world.

>>382131503
Minecraft was a creative dead end as far as it was concerned to him.
So yes, taking the 2bil is way better than trying to continue owning that game (he wasn't even working on it towards the end).

And to all the people saying he would've been better off keeping it and having a """job""", he wasn't even working on Minecraft towards the end. In both cases he would have still just been a rich lazy fuck.
Might as well take the bigger sum and use that in whatever future creative endeavors he has (he doesn't have any).

>>382131503
What choice? Doesn't he live in MURICA instead of Sweden now?

>>382133948
>normie stuff
You don't get it. Normies chase a carrot on a stick. Notch is swimming in carrots.

Notch could hire the best fitness coaches, trainers, martial arts experts, survival experts, psychologists, military dudes, even fucking CIA agents in the world who could mold him into an alpha.

He could literally become fucking batman, a living god. He can develop whatever talent he wants. Oh you want to get into climbing? Let's fly to fucking Tibet and get trained by the best climbers on earth. You want to learn a new language? You can hire girls who will teach you Japanese AND have sex with you.

Notch could LITERALLY go to fucking outer space with that money.

He could do so fucking much, it blows my mind. He could become a totally different human, but instead he chooses to be a fat, useless, cynical, shitposting fuck.

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>>382131503
>Did he make the right choice?
He left Sweden so yes. I'd love to be a rich millionaire in the US.

Is he working on any new games?

>>382131503
He's somehow become MORE autistic

>>382135043
>chooses to be a fat, useless, cynical, shitposting fuck.
but this is the REAL masterrace. it's everything I strive for as a wagecuck

>>382135043
Why would you want to become an alpha when you're already a billionaire?
Samewise, why would he want to develop talents he's not interested in?

>>382134502
>whole family
Anon...

>>382135106
>working
lol

>>382135367
Miku toys, loli sex dolls and dakimakuras count as family anon.

Getting married, having a kid, then getting a divorce is always the worst decision you can make.
He made the right choice in selling Minecraft if he wasn't satisfied with it anymore. Does he not get any royalties or did he completely sell all rights to it?

>>382132867
It can certainly rent it though.

>>382133339
Don't forget the insane amounts of LSD he does

>>382132950
Have you seen his Twitter? He goes around not giving a shit, doing whatever he wants, because he can.

>>382131503
The only wrong choice he made was not continuing to work. I get you have a billion dollars now, and don't NEED to. But the type of person you become is terrible. Do something with some of that money and leave your mark. Minecraft should not be his magnum opus.

>>382135043
To some extent you need low self-esteem to want to change yourself like that. But making a billion dollars will convince you that you were already perfect and you have no need to change

>>382135695
so? he's still a uninteresting people pleaser with no confidence, interests, passions or anything going for him really. Being a NEET doesn't make you cool

>>382131503
He's fucking up now that he's got all the money.

He fucked up buying that ridiculous house just cause but that's the past. Right now he needs to stop feeling sorry for himself and man up. I think he should go back to working on games, even if only for himself. He did it back before Minecraft and now money isn't a problem so he's hardly lacking.

>Got out of Minecraft before it really went to shit
>Has billions of dollars
>Isn't afraid to call out shitheads like Anita Sarkeesian and actually has a platform to do so because of him creating Minecraft

I think the real question is, how isn't Notch the hero that /v/ needs. Hell, the faggot used to post here all the time.

/v/ would've done the exact same in his shoes.

>>382135043
you can't just hire people to magically change your personality you retard
I bet you think those reality tv shows where they take you on some self-improvement bootcamp with a celebrity actually work

>>382135858
>Being a NEET doesn't make you cool
No, but being a billionaire does.

>>382131503

did you see the minecon videos? did you see the questions people were asking him? did you see his fanbase definitively unmasked as computer-retarded kids and autistic adults?

i would have gotten the fuck away from the cancer that became minecraft for much less than a billion dollars, notch came out smelling like a rose.

now, whether or not he made the right choices in the wake of selling minecraft is a whole other conversation.

Notch is our guy and anyone who dislikes him is a normie faggot

He's lived the dream life that /v/ has always wanted to live.

>Started out on /v/ as a depressed fat neckbeard
>Creates massively successful game, that /v/ shilled a fuckton for in its early days
>Drops game after /v/ shits on it
>Sells shitty game to rich company to let them deal with the casuals who still play it
>Is literally rolling in money and does nothing but shitposts all day

I would say EvaXephon (YandereDev) could probably stand to learn some things from him, but the problem is, Notch actually knows how to code.

Definitely.

>>382136572
Oh no. Does he still live? Terrible times.

>>382131798
Nah man, that just has to do with income. Because after that point it doesn't really make that much of a difference anymore and according to that study the added responsibility you get with higher income ensures you don't become 'more happy'

Yes, he cut himself off from a company full of leeches as can be seen when they all called him a traitor for not giving them any of his money after they drove the game into the shitter.

>>382135982

he doesn't have to change his personality, he has literally nothing to do so he should hire a nutritionist, a chef, and a personal trainer.

if he became not fat with a billion dollars he could probably flit around to LA or silicon valley parties and charity benefit shit and find some QT artsy bitch who he could make fat little kids with.

but if he's going to stay fat, he's going to stay a depressed loser sitting on top of all that scrooge mcduck gold he has amassed. working out and being healthy makes you feel better in and of itself, anyway. this nigga has no excuse

>>382136770
If you're talking about Eva, yes unfortunately.

Guy has over 1 million subscribers on Youtube (mostly little girls ironically) and still gets money on Patreon.

People are literally paying him to work on nothing and just stream games on Twitch all day.

In a sense, I guess he's also living the dream life that /v/ wants. I mean, who on /v/ doesn't want to be wanted by little girls everywhere while sitting on their ass playing video games?

>>382135982
>you can't just hire people to magically change your personality you retard
Your personality is the result of your history, health, upbringing and environment idiot. It is not as solid as you believe.

Why are fat, smelly neckbeards often shy? Because they know that in their state they are not desirable to anyone, it doesn't mean that their shyness is a solid part of them.

If you have a weak body you will have a weak personality.

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>>382136895

>tfw you will never have that ideal friendship with someone who pushes you to become a better person just for the sake of improving yourself

nigga you're on /v/ what do you expect these people to know about lifting with someone else

>>382131503
Yes

Look at Zuckerberg for instance. His entire wealth is tied to facebook. If he tries to sell it, the value drops, and he has nothing
If facebook goes down, he is worth nothing
If he tries to take out a loan for a new investment, and it fails, that will affect the value of facebook as well
He says or does something wrong, it hurts his wealth

Selling out was the good decision
Notch is 100% free

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>>382131798
That's what they want you to believe. Look at every fucking CEO and how scummy they are because they know they can get away with most things. You see them having a blast everytime and you tell me to care about this "study"?

>>382137115
I have to wonder how he did it. He was such an imbecile that I thought he would stop being relevant at some point.

Well, seeing the kind of celebrities around youtube I can't be exactly surprised, but I had hoped he got the cosmo treatment and got fucking ruined and fucked beyond recognition in la-la land.

>from poor nobody rotting away in snowy sweden to billionaire living in his dream house in sunny LA

hmm i wonder OP

>>382137537
He was very obsessed with an SJW dev that he wanted to prove he's better then him. Too bad the other dev doesn't give a shit so Eva will probably kill himself.

>>382137751
>going from sweden, which is fine as long as you're not in the rape capital of the world to not only USA, but California
I actually wonder.

>>382131798
Richfag here, can confirm.

>>382132867
But lack of money can buy unhappiness

>>382137851
i mean personally i would have picked washington state but sweden has shitty taxes like 50 percent or something like that

>>382137851
Sweden will be overrun by islamists and Notch knew he needed to get the hell out of there. Also what's wrong with California, faggot?

Being rich can't make you that happy

However not having to worry about money is nice.

>>382133905
>not just getting the comfy level of 1337
confirmed plebeian

Anyway, there is nothing to be jealous of, honestly. Compared to Zuckerberg or Musk he is just an insect who had a lot of luck.

What you faggots always forget is that saying: "I developed an autistic kids game" is not really hot to women. Some will probably remember the game from their son or nephew. You really think Notch swims in pussy? Maybe paid pussy yeah, but he is not a rock star who has a cult following.

Honestly any way to make a billion is more attractive than this way. A book, a company, you name it.

Notch is probably the laughing stock of the billionaire scene.

>>382138001
>what's wrong with California, faggot?
Niggers

>>382137981
>>382138001
The USA is overall a shitty place to live, California is even worse.
Real smart people go to live in a comfy place like Switzerland.

Honestly, Botch just needs a fuckton of drugs to motivate him into getting /fit/and handsome, then he needs to find normal nerdy friends to socialise with.

His only problem right now is that he's alone and he's unfit, but those two factors counter each other, if you solve one you're on the path for solving the other.

If notch gets fucking ripped, he'll be on the road to being completely happy.

>>382131798

He can be in good health, shitpost all day, get plastic surgery if he feels "ugly", and have his dick sucked all day long if he so wishes while shitposting.

>>382138131
>comfy place like Switzerland
you have ever been to Switzerland have you

>>382138083
>laughing stock of the billionaire scene
>implying based notch gives a shit
No way fag

>>382138083
>being this pathetically jealous
Being the laughing stock of the billionaire scene is way better than being part of 0.000001% of the rest of the world population.
And even Justin Bieber fucks whores regularly. You seem to think that the prostitutes billionaires have access to are the same as the crackheads behind the cheap motel at your town.

>evaxephon is now a millionaire who fucks little girls

Fuck this timeline

>>382137190
Notch is the perfect example of how people don't change with their circumstances, he's a billionaire and he's still a cuck, sure you CAN change but you aren't a blank slate who can just hire a person to overwrite your personality

>>382136924
>nutritionist
if you eat less calories than you use you lose weight. who the fuck needs a nutritionist

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>>382138083
>"What do you do for a living?"
>"I-I don't do anything, I'm actually a b-billionaire since I sold the rights to my highly successful video game."
>"lmao fucking loser"
This is not how real life works

>>382138083
>Reddit spacing
It doesn't fucking matter how he did it. What's important is the end goal and he got through it. Notch is more successful then any other person because he was lucky, like all other billionaires, so at least he won't worry about any financial problems. Also, what fucking billionaire scene?

>>382138348
>What do you do for a living
>Whatever I want because I'm a billionaire
>Sealevel rises 5cm

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>>382138131
You sound like you never been to either of those places.
>california is even worse
By worse, you mean you're too poor to live there right?

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>>382133758
>>382134502

This just makes me realize how unambitious most people are on /v/

You guys don't realize the potential you have to grow your net worth and shape the world in your image.

You should see money as an asset. It displays the amount of sway you have over people to use it to shape the world in the way you want.

People that view money as a way to acquire products and services are literal plebs that don't understand how the world works.

All you fucking faggots would just "be content" when you would get even something as little as 1 million dollars and "just live life to the fullest" instead of trying to become something more.

I hate that he gets memed a lot but Elon Musk is a good example of how someone uses his wealth to shape humanity towards his will. THAT is how money should be used NOT as some bullshit means of acquiring products like a fucking cuck.

You are all unambitious plebs that will never make it in the real world. Get the FUCK off your ass RIGHT NOW and buy some shares with 7% div/yield instead of keeping your savings on the bank you fuck. DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE.

>>382138270
>>382138501
>being this delusional
The USA is one of the shittiest places to live if you don't have any business here.

>>382138270
Not him, but bring me the red pill please.

>>382138336
Well, that is illegal. Hopefully someday he'll get the nice soft touch of tyrone.

>>382131503
If I was Notch I would found another game studio and have them make my own passion projects. Either that or put a chunk of that money into funding smaller devs. He could make a "Shark Tank" but for video games.

>>382138695
why are you here telling us this? you're probably as unambitious as most of us here

>>382138695
>shape the world in the way you want
ok smartass, what would you do with two billion dollars? waste it all going to mars?

>>382138083
>>382138278
I highly doubt he's the laughing stock since his fortune came much more easily than others did.

Some probably had to work their asses off, working out deals, kissing asses, fucking other people over and maybe going bankrupt themselves a few times.
Notch just went from zero to 1,000,000,000

>>382138695
>"y-you should use your money to help the world!"
>being this much of a commie
Fuck the world and fuck you, I'm going to spend my money for instant gratification and you can't stop me.

>>382138695
Get off the fucking coke and fuck back off to /biz/ you yuppie fuck

>>382138168
There is a lot more to happiness than your insecure manchild self is able to comprehend, anon.

>>382138695
Go jack off chad, faggot

>>382136572
>EvaXephon
>tfw used to troll him him justin.tv
>tfw this was before twitch was a thing
>tfw this was 8 years ago

Where did the time go?

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>>382138695
>investing in the stock market is doing something with your life
The problem with most people as you say is that they become trapped in a vicious cycle of consumerism. People trying to buy happiness. I think what most people really want is fulfillment in life. Not everyone needs to follow Elon Musk's example. In fact I have to wonder how happy he really is... the actions he continues to make would suggest he's restless and looking for something more. I don't think Elon has actually found fulfillment.

>>382139058
I really doubt you could spend 2 billion on instant gratification unless your idea of instant gratification is buying an aircraft carrier

>>382138131

>wanting to give a majority of your money away for welfare
>USA is overall shitty place to live
>switzerland is better because it's "comfy"

you can live in just as nice a place in the US and not have to literally torch your fucking wealth. when you're not some autistic NEET relying on the state to live, you don't have to stay tied to shitty countries just because it's the only place you qualify for free healthcare and tendies, you can buy your own.

>>382139658
Just waste what you can and then donate it to some shitty charity to clean your name and cuck your children out of their inheritance.

>>382138695
When you die there is no use for money.

You don't get brownie points in the afterlife for being a philanthropist.
You get enough to live life to its fullest and make memories for your loved ones that are left behind when you die.

I would be content with 1 million. I'd buy a nice house in a nice area and live out my life, I would spend the rest of my life trying to get more. That's against the point entirely.

>>382139620
t. never worked an honest day in my life

Once someone has to break his back working for a bowl of spit, suddenly they stop the whole "money doesn't make you happy dude" moralization

>>382138345

nigga doesn't need a nutritionist but if you have the disposable income for someone to just list out the food for your chef to cook you every day, why even bother doing it yourself?

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>>382138695
I'll make my own Video game that panders to autistics, just you wait I'll be a billionaire in no time.

Honestly can't be that hard to make the next Minecraft,FNAF or Undertale meme game.

>>382139839
cause then you have to eat what someone else tells you to
all you need to do is eat less calories, which isn't hard to do, food with lots of sugar and fat has lots of calories in

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>>382138754
it's like germany but more expensive
>>382138713

>>382139108
>/biz/
>buying stocks
lol
the entire board has been taken over by cryptotrash gamblers

>>382140058

>cause then you have to eat what someone else tells you to
>have to eat
>have

>alright anon, today for lunch i told steve to make you some cous cous i went and bought at the farmers market
>nah i don't really like cous cous, can you get him to make something else. sorry, i guess i should have told you before.
>oh okay, yeah that's fine

>>382135043
>You can hire girls who will teach you Japanese AND have sex with you.
go on

>>382139658
>I really doubt you could spend 2 billion on instant gratification
He obviously doesn't mean once but for the rest of his life.

With that money you can literally turn your life into paradise and experience more pleasure than a mortal being should experience.

>getting your dick sucked 24/7 by a 17year old who said she was 18, while you take weed, cocaine, LSD or meth while you watch animu and play vidya in 4k
>not having a REAL harem of cosplaying girls who look exactly like the anime girls and who live with you in your mansion and you can fuck 24/7 and take tons of pictures.
>not recreating your favorite hentai videos/pictures IRL.

>>382138954
Play it save but steady. Buy stock with 7% div/yield in diverse markets so that my net worth will have a guaranteed 7% increase a year even if those stock prices flunctuate since the 7% payout a year would be guaranteed. Thus would be 140 million a year of guaranteed income which could be reinvested into high yield stocks or invested into startups or even pioneer my own pet project companies.

>>382139058
>>382139620
>>382139775
I never said anything about philanthropy or doing anything "for the greater good". I was talking about using your money as an asset to shape the world towards your personal will. In the case of Elon Musk it's also benevolent (but still a business btw).

>>382139058
You should read Machiavelli's "The Prince". To see how instant gratification is just for dumb retarded people. Think in terms of geopolitics and power. Not in personal satisfaction if you actually want things to get accomplished.

>>382139108
/biz/ is a board of gambling with cryptocurrency almost no rationality left there.

>>382140493
you dont understand how much 2 billion is
you can do all that with 100 million, or even ten
and plain old hedonism gets old quickly as anyone who isnt a wagecuck knows

>>382140598
>you guys are unambitious
>what would you do with money?
>make more money
how is that shaping the world exactly? and whats the point in making money money when you have more money than any one human being could use?

>>382140598
>This famous guy agreed to my worldviews, so i'm going to use his name as an argument from now on

>>382139813
Jesus you idiot. I went back to college to get a better job after working for 5 years doing lame ass shit like breaking my back in an outdated lumber mill among other jobs that I was able to get when the economy was in the dumpster. A high paying job can totally bring you fulfillment. I wasn't arguing it couldn't.

>>382140841
more like
>I stole my world views from this famous guy because I'm a moron who can't think for himself

>>382131798
you die if you work
if you waste your money on stupid shit the moment you have enough to splurge on drugs and whores that's a personal issue not a financial one

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>>382131503
>youll never be notch
>youll never be a very mediocre programer
>youll never coincidentally find the golden ticket
>youll never publicly cry over your giant mountain of jewgold

>>382141754
>If you are interested in Aristotele and Greek philosophy RIGHT NOW you can literally just fly there on a whim and visit the ancient village in which he grew up
you would learn much more about greek philosophy if you read about it for free
how fucking stupid are you

>>382131503

>made fat stacks on an easy as fuck to make game and sold the company and is just chillin

When you find the door to paradise you take it. Dumb as he is he doesn't seem to be squandering his money so, say what you will

>>382141754
>instant gratification
>instant

Nigga u sure iz stupid.

>>382141774
i'd rather have friends than tons of money and being ostracized

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>>382140598
>shaping the world to your will
You got a god complex homie? Why is this a cornerstone of what you view to be accomplishing happiness?

>>382138695
>"DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE"
>screams the teenager on 4chan

>>382133027
He mentioned starting a new company with a business partner with no real idea what to do with it yet. Got the feeling he got so burned on the industry, he doesn't want to get back in

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>>382143069

>>382143069
>Implying the message isn't true just because the messenger himself is young/hypocritical or whatever

JUST. DO. IT.

>>382139352
I did too. Back in the mogulus days.

>>382133371
>have money
>suddenly interested in nature
retard

>>382131798
Not having to work brings a lot of happiness

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>>382143536
>travelling = nature

>>382144013
Having work you love brings the most happiness.

>>382144103
>muh travelling
What, are you gonna visit every major city in a year? The fuck are you gonna do after, dumbass? Revisit all the museums and night lives of each city? Retard.
Now you get to go on more hikes! That's just a retarded. Go fuck yourself.
Stay home and work on your hobbies instead of doing retarded things.

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>>382134304
fuck why couldnt I be born rich

>>382144289
Just forget it dude. These people will never understand this mindset. They are blinded by wealth and the possibilities and can't see further than the most basic consumerist shit you can do with it.

>>382144289
>>382144980
Why would someone visit every major city in a year? Why are you so against travelling? Besides it's optional if you have millions and nothing to do. You don't have to do it. But man you are getting pretty steamed by the prospect of travelling.

>>382145324
Because people are limiting themselves by thinking about "going somewhere" "exploring the world".

That's all bullshit. You don't go explore some random city in your country. Because it's your country so you don't consider it special.

What if the entire earth becomes federalized. You'll look like a shitty hillbilly because you spend your entire life only on earth and thought you traveled because you went to different sections of the same planet.

Think bigger in scale and realize how fucking retarded the prospect of traveling to foreign nations sound. Especially when most people are the same everywhere except for slightly different customs and economic situations.

>>382144013
>>382144163

For a human to stop being productive absolutely kills their happiness

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>>382131503
Selling Mineycrafta, yes
Moving to LA, no
I'm a red blooded American so I understand leaving Sweden to come live here, but get the fuck out of California. Go live in Colorado or Montana or some shit. Hell, New Mexico is nice and different from Sweden if you want hot weather.

>>382145698
>Road trips
>Life experiences
People do visit different cities in their country just because. But ok. So you think people shouldn't travel huh. Neat.

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>>382135695
Exactly.. the man can do what ever he damn well pleases, an answers to nobody, i guess the gold diggers an parasites are what he has to look out for.

>>382144289
The world is far more complex than you realize, moron. And no the world is not the fucking same everywhere. Why travel? To briden your horizon. To experience the world how it really is. To experience other cultures. Sure you could do that right now, but as a billionaire you have so many security nets that it's impossible to fuck it up. You can bribe everyone in every country.

The TV makes it seem like the American consumerist lifestyle is everywhere on earth. This is simply horseshit. There are thousands of interesting cultures. You could go to some exotic Indian village where they worship trees and talk with the elder about the famine of 1952. You could talk to a 100 year old who experienced British rule and discuss world politics with him and where he thinks India is headed. You could talk to so many people and experience so much new stuff, eat new stuff, fuck new stuff, get high and speak to the spirits on some shit.

Our planet is interesting, people just need to talk to each other. With a billion you would be like a superstar and everyone would want to talk to you. You would be treated like royalty in every village everywhere.

>>382146834
Yeah, nah. Me and my boy Notch are more happy exploring the world of computer science.

>>382133905
I would buy a mansion in the pinoyland and spend my days with little boys and girls by having them type out my shitposts while I yell them out loudly from my throne. Also have some of them suck my dick sometimes.

>>382147889
What about the tendies?

>>382148131
I will have a little girl chew them so I can eat them from her mouth.

>>382148193
Eeew that's just disgusting.

My idea is better: Having a hall with 20 PCs and 20 gorgeous 13-year old girls (They are 18 in reality, they just look younger, haha) with genius level IQs dressed like anime girls and we are all part of a respected hacker/gaming organisation, simply blasting through every MMORPG we encounter. I steam a video of that hall too to make other faggots jealous. Oh and in the middle of a hall there is a gigantic mountain of the finest weed in existence and some girls are specifically tasked with building the joints and delivering it to the gamers and even light it.

Can't top that, can you?

>>382148661
>13-year old girls
>They are 18 in reality, they just look younger
Bitchmade harem desu, real loli or bust. 13 year old is practically the age they turn into old hags.

>>382148801
I don't want to get v&t bruh

You know exactly what I mean

>>382133905
I'd buy like 2,000 Eve Online pilots and conquer some space.

>>382131503
Notch we all know that is you
No you fucking didn't, you promised Dwarf Fort 3D and instead gave us a half finished child babysitter
Sure you have money but now you have nothing to show for it since minecraft has been raped to death by Micro$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$oft
Good Job Notch. You did a good job
Now neck yourself you miserable faggot

>>382138131
>Switzerland

If you have the choice to live anywhere in ther world, you should aim for the best country right now (Norway)

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>>382149867
notch should fund a game studio with like 10-30 million to develop 3d dwarf fort
least he could do

>>382131503
yeah it was pretty clear he was not feeling being a developer anymore. side projects fail simply because they aren't as exciting as or don't compare to minecraft. anything that comes out of mojang will be forever compared to minecraft's success.

so getting out of mojang and selling minecraft, yes, very good idea. but procrastinating on starting new ideas while he's still young and this successful is a poor decision.

>>382133905
Pretty much what i do now. I'd buy a house and Nice Car. But other than that just live out my day to day life. But without the anxiety of fucking up. Also probably go back to school and get my PHD

>>382131503
>Make shitty game
>Get more money from it than you will ever spend.
>Spend your days playing games and triggering feminists.

He is everything I want to be.

>>382131503
He's got the capital to do anything. He could buy whole dev studios and have them make /v/'s dream games. But for now he's just shitposting.

I could imagine him getting back into the industry out of boredom, for when all the parties, vidya, and candy walls get old.

>>382148661
I take that scenario except they all have two cocks

>>382150887
He is still developing. He just said he doesn't know if anything is working on will ever see the light of day. And he just scraps shit when he is bored.

Im surprised Notch does not have a gold digger latched to him slurping up him billions one credit card at a time. Hes not even remarkably unattractive.

>>382148661
>haha
Kill yourself.

>>382140598
Machiavelli was a bootlicker for his whole life though

>>382151125
too shy or introverted to meet people
too intelligent to allow gold diggers to latch onto you

I mean, he is not wrong.

https://twitter.com/notch/status/879846792489123841

>>382148661
That sounds like my average game of Rimworld. Except they do hard labour instead of video games. Weed part is exactly thr same though.

>>382151495
Well, Sargon is a retard--to be fair.

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Can Notch fit in his Bugatti /v/?

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>Random rappers on Soundcloud getting rich making generic trap music.
>Notch got rich making a simple game.
>Stardew Valley guy got rich making a fun and moddable Harvest Moon clone.
>I'm gonna be doing manual labor and posting on 4chan for the rest of my life.

It's just not fair.

>>382151125

They got divorced.

>>382151632
Undeniable, but Anita isn´t in any position to judge anyone.

>>382151495
>they just say the same shit over and over again

the utter lack self awareness

>>382151791
I know that in theory getting rich is possible.

But somehow I think I would feel dirty if I tried it. Can someone relate? I never cared about anything in my life. If the first thing I care enough about to work hard for it is just getting rich.... I don't know... it feels dirty to me.

Normal people with a big social net work, hobbies and families get rich.

Not isolated autists.

>>382151823
True enough.
All in all, Polygon is indeed gay.

He should kill himself.

>>382152046
I dont think Notch made Minecraft to become rich. Unless he had some premonition of the future, there is no way he could have seen this coming. Minecraft was more of a 'for fun' project that took off to an absurd degree.

>>382151495
What an ironic tweet.

>make billions of dollars
>buy a comfy Beverly Hills mansion
>realize you hate the high class lifestyle and don't belong
>instead spend all your time shitposting on twitter, and probably 4chan as well

Money isn't everyones cup of tea I guess. The only difference between Notch now and Notch 7 years ago is that he has a bigger house and is probably more jaded.

>>382152046
Notch IS an isolated autist though. Hes one of us. He even posted here a few times back when Minecraft wasnt popular enough for /v/ to hate it.

>>382151632

That entire clique is retarded. Sargon, MundaneMatt, all of those faggots.

>>382152046
>Normal people with a big social net work, hobbies and families get rich. Not isolated autists.

That's actually not true.

>>382152046
Isolated autists get super rich all the time. Look at Bill Gates, the richest man in the world. His connections all showed up post-wealth.

He spend money on making good games

and stop spending time on the internet

>>382131503
Of course, he's fucking richer than shit off of a basic pixel game and will never have to work again in his life. Now he gets to spend his time doing literally whatever the fuck he wants because he can afford anything

>>382152936
He SHOULD* spend...

>>382143325
I don't know if he got burned, but I think he's afraid.

Nothing he could ever do will top the success of Minecraft. Ever. And while Minecraft was a massive cultural hit, it was in part due to its simplicity.

The other thing is I really don't think Notch is the creative type. He made Minecraft as an improved Infiniminer and most of the additions were user mods before they became part of the game. So what is he going to do?

He could probably ask to be in any game studio in the world, and they'd say yes. But what is going to do? Be a writer, when he hasn't written anything in his life? Be a creative director, when the game he made was devoid of anything creative?

Anything he does in the future will be in the shadow of Minecraft, and he's not on the level of creative aspiration of someone like Kojima or even CliffyB or Todd Howard.

He's a nerd who has found fortune and fame, but in the process has become locked out of doing what he wants.

>>382146140

Yes goyim, the greatest joy a person can achieve is being a productive worker. Keep wagesla-- er being a productive member of society and attaining happiness

>>382144013
bullshit
I was living comfortably not working my first year out of college during my job hunt and I've never felt like a bigger piece of shit
I hate working, but I hate sitting on my ass doing nothing except think about how shitty life is more
Of course if I was rich itd be a completely different story

>>382133027
He's still making games, but he makes them for himself, not the public.

>>382153648
Fuck off Notch

>>382153895
I wish I was Notch. Would be nice to have a billion dollars.

What would you do if you had that kind of money, /v/? I would probably buy Fallout.

>>382136572
>>382137115
TinyBuild picked up Yandare Sim/Lovesick and apparently he was told that if it hits an M-Rating. TinyBuild help him release on console. He's not JUST like he was last year any more but he's never making Notch money unless the game is super succesful.

>>382133905
I'd like to say I'd buy my family all homes and pay em off so they only have to worry about utilities before buying my own home and investing it wisely
But in reality I'd probably overdose on coke and molly with a bunch of hot girls around me

>>382154012
Pay some one to pretend to love me

>>382133027
whatever happened to that space game he was making where it had a built in computer that could actually write code for and shit?

>>382135692
You don't have a single proof to claim your headcannon to be real

>>382154012
>What would you do if you had that kind of money, /v/?
This is the only correct answer:

Try to survive to 2050 and use muh billions to obtain immortality, if the tech isn't there yet at least use the progress in medicine to live another 50 years relatively healthy. Then become an immortal cyborg in 2100.

If you can stay immortal for the next thousands or millions of years the chance is high that you will literally become a god, capable of anything, because of the exponential growth and post-singularity.

So yeah if Notch was smart he would do that, just like any billionaire.

>>382154809
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/0x10c

>>382139658
Aircraft carrier bumpercars sounds fucking rad, that's what I'd do.

I think I actually like Notch. It was easy to hate on Mojang when they started to get money and people and didn't deliver >muh perfect 3d dorf fort or released things that felt out of place at the time, but now in hindsight I feel like a lot of the work they did went unappreciated on here. I hope he's okay.

Notch is a fucking lazy shitstain and ruined Minecraft.
I don't care what he did after though I do dislike Microsoft on principle.

>>382138695
This is a lot easier said than done, faggot. Besides, your views and opinions are pure fucking trash. I don't give a fuck about changing the world. I care about ME and my family. Why would I waste my time and money trying to move the world forward when I can instead spend it in search of self enlightenment? Are people not better off spending their money doing what makes THEM happy? After all in the end you're gonna die so you may as well enjoy life while it lasts. If blowing millions on cars and other items is what a guy enjoys then fucking do it.

>>382131503
Why doesn't he just start a new development studio? Easy way to find a purpose in life and put his money to good use.

>>382157685
he's too lazy

>>382157437
And then when you're enlightened you'll finally realise

wait

I could've been actually doing shit with this money

>>382135043
This. Rich people are retarded.

>>382157685
I think he feels he has too much pressure. There'd be press and hype immediately covering whatever "next big thing" Notch makes. I think he preferred making games the old indie way.

It's not like with art like film, painting, or music where you learn a skill and can then produce a lot of works with high standard. Games will be shat upon no matter how good they are, especially if it's from an "established" developer.

What happened to his friends he has before he was rich?

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>>382133371
>>What the fuck? Doesn't he have any friends? So he is a billionaire, he could travel and experience stuff we can't even imagine and he chooses to spend his life with shitposting?

As if most people here wouldn't do the exact same if they had that much money. Fuck traveling the world, I want to play video games, shitpost on 4chan and masturbate to anime. Expensive things are not more fun just because they burn away your money.

>>382151125
Notch doesn't trust people anymore. He's said that the only way he would make a game is if no one knew it was him.

>>382131798

>this is what poorfags actually believe

>>382157685
He's afraid of popularity and of being used.

IIRC he hates literally everyone who works at Mojang.

>>382152393
>and probably 4chan as well

He is not exactly making a secret out of it.

>>382159191
Unsurprisingly, everyone Notch hired at Mojang that were all friends of friends were made redundant after MS came in and were replaced by ex-IO Interactive, Starbreeze and other Scandinavian devs. Old Mojang doesn't exist any more.

>>382159578
Isn't Dinnerbone or whatever still the lead?

>>382159578
You can tell that these devs don't play their own game anymore.
At most they watch fags on YouTube playing it.

>>382131798
I'm a lonerfag, so money would definitely bring me happiness.

>>382159578
>notch gave them all money from the sale of the company when he didn't have too
>they gave him shit for not giving them enough
nigga can't catch a break

>>382152494
Both sides are nothing but fucking retards.
What do you expect from people arguing over sexism in videogames via online videos.

>>382135043
>tfw there's a fat swedish jew living in a mansion in Cali sitting on $3 billion
>he could travel the world, do load of drugs, do and see awesome shit and having an adventure for the rest of his life
>he's sitting in his room doing nothing but watching netflix reruns, masturbating and crying himself to sleep because he's alone
He'll commit suicide before he turns 50, calling it now.

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>>382146491
What am I looking at here?