post things in games that makes your blood boil

>not powerful enough to kill enemies effectively
>try to avoid them
>problem is that they're in every square inch of the level

>playing alien vs predator 2010
>play alien
>about to pounce on a civilian and cocoon him
>commits suicide before I could reach him

>>382130529
Lava

>>382130529
F-Zero GX

>>382131290
You wouldn't commit suicide if a xenomorph was lunging at you?

>>382130529
>Person says something, usually a scientist or "smart" NPC
>Player character replies with "can you say that again in English please :^)"
>It's not even remotely difficult to understand but you're forced to sound like a retard ingame anyway
FUck off.

>>382130529
>Have follower
>repeats the same voice lines
Fuck you, Cicero

>go to Black Temple
>off tanking Gurtog
>he uses Bloodboil

>>382136515
>he'd go to Hell to avoid getting eaten by Alien
Pussy

>>382130830
fuck you

>>382130529
>game with voice chat
>7-10 year old practically deepthroating mic
>commenting on LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING

>Brave soul tells kid to shut up
>Kid begins screaming and swearing

It's not the most common thing but when it happens it's a horrible (or hilarious, depending on how you look at these things) experience.

>>382131290
wow they did that?

i feel like avp 2010 was really shat on when it came out, but in hindsight it was a pretty good game

>>382130529
Global chat in multiplayer

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>Shoot someone in head
>They don't die

>Rubberbanding AI in racing games

>Understepped charts in music games

>Known exploit/general unfair advantage in multiplayer game
>Devs do nothing to fix it
>Kids play to that exploit and act smug when they pull it off

>Open world game
>Cops spawn in every intersection
>Police SUV can somehow catch-up and out-run a sports car/lamborghini knock-off.

>Enemies with 90% accuracy

>Stealth game
>Fire a suppressed shot
>Enemies in next room over sense their buddy has been killed and rush you

>game with multiplayer
>active playerbase
>publisher/developer decides to shut servers down
>no option for lan game
>game is kill

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>overpowered/invincible enemies aggro range spans the entire area of the game you're in

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>>382139048
not invincible or unkillable, but multiple of them is fucking ridiculous

BLOODY SCREEN
SO REAL
Fuck Infamous.

>>382139180
what? those guys take forever after they aggro to start doing anything, just go to one and smash them down before it even touches you

>game fucking traps you and forces you to listen to character dialogue
ruins replayability HL2 was fucking notorious for
>LISTEN GORDON I WILL TALK FOR 10 MINUTES ABOUT HOW COMBINE IS BAD BTW YOU CAN'T SPEEDRUN THIS PART
also HL2 had a shit story truth be told if not for the groundbreaking engine the game would be forgotten within a week

>>382139394
yes but once theyre aggroed, they dont give up. fuck them.

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>>382139428
I recently decided to replay all the Half-Life games. I enjoyed the original and the expansions, but goddamn I forgot how tedious HL2 was. I used to love that game back in the days, but now, what the fuck. Every mission feels like a chore.
>those long ass driving missions
>those gimmicky as shit puzzles
>those 10 minute talking parts where you can just jump around and hope the yapping ends soon

HL1 is a great game about surviving a cataclysmic event. HL2 is a game about driving for 20 minutes until it's time to solve a physics based puzzle, again, and again, and again, until you reach to your destination where you have to listen to some stupid shit.

>>382130529
Doesn't really "make my blood boil" but bullet spongy enemies are always annoying.

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>>382130529
Enemy sniper is too good for anyone to counter snipe or get close to

>>382130529
>fall in water
>die instantly

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>>382130529
>enemy is tough
>hits you with a hard to avoid attack that knocks you down and does a lot of damage
>it takes your character several seconds to get back up
>he uses the knock down attack again seconds after you finally get up every single time
>he kills you this way

>>382139048
what happened to doggo

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>>382130529

>can't craft, buy, or sell items in bulk
>you have to just mash the interact button like a retard

>try to vault over a low wall
>collision fucks up and get hung up on it instead
>get shot and die

>performing standard vidya mechanic puzzle like move block on spot
>character comments how arbitrary and dumb it is
IF IT'S SO SHIT THEN GO AND MAKE SOMETHING BETTER YOU PRETENTIOUS FAGGOT!

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>game level scales enemies
>however, enemies that are a much higher level than you are buffed massively and your attacks barely do any damage until your level is within a certain range from their set level

>difficulty setting has no effect on the ai behaviour
>it simply gives the ai more health/attack than you and you do less damage

>game has complex building and resource management
>ai factions don't give a fuck about it and are given free units and money via scripts

>sell item accidentally to merchant
>he's now selling it for 10 times the price

>game has jump ability but no climbing ability
>unable to climb up small ledges that you can't clear with your jump, like you have no arms

>fps view
>you can't see your own body

>drive 10 minutes over to mission start point
>come back between at 07:00 and 14:00

>>382138648
Suppressed shots are actually pretty loud.

>>382138648
>>Rubberbanding AI in racing games
this fucking annoys me to no end, whoever came up with rubberbanding as a sorry excuse to try to make the difficulty better should be executed

>>382144817
Yeah but in a video game they give you the suppressor so you can shoot people and no one knows.

>>382144947
It's not for the difficulty, it's for the fun of actual racing. If you sped off and have several seconds lead on all other AI, it's as well if you just ride the track alone, which is boring as hell. Consequently if AI is competent and you had a mistake that set you off by several seconds, you may as well just press restart button.

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>>382130529
>Platformer with enemies that have attack animations
>Enemies damage you on contact anyway

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>Moving backwards slows you to a crawl
>Strafing slows you even more
>Movement while prone is blocked by the slightest bump in the ground
>Jumping over knee high obstacles is possible but often takes a few tries
>Camera not centred inside your character, moves around like it's being held out infront of you like a stick

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Worst controller ever conceived. I have so many unfinished games on wii but just thinking about these fuckers make me mad.

>>382130529
GTAV cops being psychic. You can be in a desolate corner of the map and a squad of cops will drive directly to you, get out of their cars and walk right up to you even if the last time you were spotted was on the opposite side of the map

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this

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>>382146181

>>382130529
>Turn on subtitles
>it's [Closed captioning]

>doors that look like you can open but you cant

>in normal gameplay sequence
>push the analogue stick halfway, walk
>push the analogue stick all the way, jog

>in """story""" sequence
>push the analogue stick halfway, walk
>push the analogue stick all the way, still walk

Also
>escort mission
>NPC moves faster than your walking speed, slower than your jogging speed
>impossible to match their speed so you have to alternate every few seconds

>>382147101
there's about a hundred fucking things that GTA IV did perfectly fine that GTAV fucked up hard

god damn what a bunch of wasted potential. Imagine if they had done a gigantic content update/expansion for the single player that not only added new stuff but fixed various AI problems and mechanical issues...

goddamn

>>382147418

Not today, motherfucker.

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>hit by an enemy
>knocked into a loading screen

>>382147926
>NPC moves faster than your walking speed, slower than your jogging speed

i actually wonder why that is a thing.

is it an attempt to keep the player on his toes?
keep your eyes glued to whats happening?
simulate the feeling of a circumsion while awake?

>>382145521
fucking hollow knight

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>game requires an internet connection to proceed one part of the game
>server's have been shutdown for years

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RAG
DOLL
PHYSICS

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>A dangerous object has stopped its momentum to 99% or 100%
>Touch it with a pixel
>Take full damage and die

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>enemy sniper it's good
>"let's push him to close range, so he's fucked"
>enemy sniper it's even better with a pistol

>2 enemies that would kill each other join forces to fight you
>>382148365
they're slowing than running so you can catch up if you're behind them and faster than walking so you don't have to walk the whole thing
but what's worse is
>escort mission npc's trying to escape to safety
>goes out of their way, even BACKWARDS to fight anything that looks at them weird

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>>382138648
>he cant tank head shots
Get a load of this scrub.

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>NPC is being assaulted by an average enemy in melee
>Empty entire mag into enemy at close range
>It doesn't die but it splutters with blood
>It finishes killing the NPC and jumps away somewhere unreachable

>>382150319
>its a watch your teammate die behind bulletproof glass segment

>>382148315
Fucking monster hunter, can't wait until world fixes that shit.
Why the monster could go beyond zone changes was fucking stupid as well.

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>>382130529
>a character who was previously unvoiced suddenly has a voice
>prerendered cutscenes with a significantly higher budget than in-game cutscenes that don't actually fit into the main narrative at all
>enemies from a previous game return for no reason, have a poorly written explanation as to the reason behind this
>excessive texture pop-in
>framedrops
>characters being antagonistic towards each other for no discernible reason
>edges of maps give players a set amount of time to return inside the map boundaries before dying, breaking all immersion
>going underwater kills you instantly, even if you can reasonably walk back onto land
>exposition dumps
>inconsequential or generic in-game objectives (defend this, destroy this...)
>uninspired enemy design
>unsatisfying enemy death animations
>repetitive level design
>introducing new playstyles that are never utilized again
>QTEs
>boss QTEs
>final boss QTEs
>final boss QTEs that literally give you the wrong button prompt for no reason

this is all about halo 4 by the way. played it yesterday for the first time. what a shitty game.

>>382146181
outside center is still pretty good in darts if you ask me
hitting the inside center ring and bouncing off, now that would make me lose

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>>382130529
>expensive slow heavy unit takes 49% of light cheap unit's hp each shot

>>382147093
with nunchuck is not so bad
remote-only games can eat shit

>>382148391
what game did this?

>>382150567
At least those scenes have the common sense to make you unavailable to assist. It's just straight bad when it happens in front of you and nothing that normally kills the creatures does anything.

>>382130529
Diversity.

>Player health bar hitting 0 means your character has been killed and is dead.
>Boss health bar hitting 0 doesn't mean the character is dead, it just means the fight is over.

If the boss is going to still be alive after a fight the health bar shouldn't be empty.

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>>382130529
*blocks your alley*

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>Get in elevator
>Time it perfectly so your character model block the doors from closing
>Ehehehe
>Enough fooling around
>Get back into elevator
>It doesn't close the doors and there are no buttons to push

>>382152134
Ffxiv does this well, if it's not to the death the target usually gives up before or at 1% hp.

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>>382152134
>Wipe the floor with the boss without breaking a sweat
>In the cutscene, your characters are panting and exhausted
>Boss gets up like nothing happened

>>382130529
sequels that are worse than the original and revise things about the original

Mafia II, I'm looking at you.

>playing pokemon emerald
>shit grass starter and underleveled team
>fight my way through flying type gym
>leader bitch and me both down to last pokemon
>sceptile vs pelipper

The fucking cunt confused my guy then proceeded to succesfully protect herself four times while i hurt myself in confusion every turn, killing myself. God I was mad. Still havent got around to calculate chances of that happening

>>382138648
I feel your pain anon

>>382152901
I kinda liked Mafia II desu. Certainly a lot better than a shitfest of III

>>382152917
At least red/blue/yellow wasn't your first pokemon game
>tfw trying to beat onix with pikachu

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>>382144991
>I want my game realistic so head shots kill, but unrealistic so my silencer is silent.
Sounds like you should make your own game or shut the fuck up forever.

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>lose battle
>game over
>win battle
>you lose in the following cutscene because you're supposed to lose that battle storywise

Why not just give that cutscene when you lose in-game?

>>382139180
Hahahahha how fucking casual are you what the fuck

>playing indie platform
>buzzsaws appear
>uninstall.exe

>90% chance to hit
Too high to justify playing around. Only exists to piss you off more often than should be mathematically possible.

>>382147093
Unironically best fps aim ever conceived

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>>382130529
>RTS map expands during the mission
>you're now strategically fucked

>>382154561
that's oddly specific but you're onto something
it's such an easy cop-out for obstacle design

>get enemy to 1% health
>enemy dodges
>enemy hits you
>CRITICAL!
>die

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>autoscrolling level

>Dominate boss fight
>Cutscene acts like it was a close battle between equals
>Just barely win tough boss fight
>"I can see I was no match for you"

>>382138960
Mgo2. But it's back 8D

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>kill hundreds of enemies up to this point, often tens at a time
>5 of them capture you during a cutscene and take all your gear away

>Hard timer (not just a time-gaited obstacle or disappearing incentive) in anything but a racing game
Fuck you. I go as slow as I want.

>>382155269
>tightly timed mission
>impossible to beat without knowing what's coming ahead of time

>>382147447
>game has both subtitles and close caption options
>both have close captions, but the second has them more frequent

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>Walk into room with AI teammates following
>you try to leave after looting or whatever
>they block door
>not enough space in the room for you to move far enough to make them follow just a little for you to leave

and then
>final solution is to kill or hurt them
>they turn on you

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>Character has a unique model nd portrait
>Character's mother has a unique model and portrait
>Character's father uses generic NPC model

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>>382154826
>dominate boss fight
>cutscene triggers at 50% hp
>it shows me getting absolutely fucking obliterated and the boss sparing me

>>382144947

I don't k ow if it's actually part of his character, but Donkey Kong in Mario Kart 64 cheated like a motherfucker.

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>>382155620
>Character with unique portrait has a generic npc sprite

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>see npc with cool armor
>kill the npc
>wear his armor
>it looks completely different on your character

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>>382137136
>eaten

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>>382155178
Oddly enough, this fucking game is the only one I've played that pulls it off properly.
>A few grunts amubush your soldiers
>Scorch: We can take em!
>Camera pulls back to show more, tougher soldiers and halftracks
>Uhh..
>Camera pulls back again to show a dozen tanks and helicopters
>Never-mind

>>382130529
>multiple bullet sponge enemies
>enemy has unblockable attack that does shit loads of damage and is nearly impossible to dodge
>get awesome weapon, severely limited use
>unskippable cutscenes and QTE
>escort missions

>escort quest
>npc suddenly races off towards an unsuspecting mob minding its own business about fifty fucking yards away and starts hammering on the poor thing
>"Help. I'm being attacked by this monster."

More funny than annoying, though, except when they aggro the whole area like this.

>>382137136
>hell

>>382137692
One of the guys in my guild lets his son 9 year old son play the game (warhammer 40k: Eternal crusade).

His son never ever shuts the fuck up.

>>382156940
>When you complain about tanky enemies, people just tell you to play on easy/git gud
>They're not even tough enemies to fight, just tedious

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>>382156362
>enemy doesn't drop his equipment in an RPG

>this is only to force gear progression

>>382137136
While Hell is a reality, I'm pretty sure it's not a canon part of the Alien universe.

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>>382152591
>wipe the floor with the boss without breaking a sweat
>he defeats you in the cutescene

>Put bullets in gun
>Sprint for half a second .00001 seconds before the animation is done
>Doesn't actually count as a reload

>>382134003
I love this picture.

It's literally
>Everything that I find weird, scary, confusing, or makes me question my worldview is a JEW CONSPIRACY

>>382150252
Huh, just looked up Jacob Miller. 31 years with a bullet in his forehead.
Sometimes you actually learn something on this God-forsaken board

>>382157364
>hell
>reality

>>382156940
>enemy has an unblockable instant-death attack which is nearly impossible to dodge
>its intended for multiplayer where players can interrupt the sequence with heavy weapons
>its in single player
Fucking Andromeda

>>382147418
AHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK

>>382157056
Then they RUN back to their original position, and proceed to plod over to where they are going.

Fuck you, WoW.

>>382157210
The exact reason I quit playing Shadow Warrior 2. Most enemies have become bullet sponges.

>RPG has tons of different skills, magic and abilities
>most effective way to play is to spam regular attacks

>>382158573
>RPG has tons of different skills, magic and abilities
>there is no respec

>>382158573
What game? I feel like I know it, but can't remember it.

>>382158573
Wasn't this mario rpg? I swear that normal attacks were better than special attacks most of the time, but as a kid the special attacks looked cool to me

>>382147418
It'd be better if it just stopped before completion instead. The squiggly line just distracts me from whatever disappointment I might feel

>>382159272
The game was simple enough to be beaten that way. You could also use Mario's jump instead of normal attacks because it would become stronger and stronger the more you used it for some reason.

>Fight a boss
>He is invincible and destroys you with ease
>SCANT SECONDS LATER
>He is now in your party and he fucking sucks
Fucking Unicorns

>When playing a game on PC using a controller and it either
>Has all the buttons listed as numbers [Cladun x2]
>Has all the buttons listed as in game icons, like that makes any sense
>Has all the buttons listed only as Xbox controls [Almost everything]
I use a PS4 controller dammit, can we not have the fucking option for PS controller prompts?
Its 2012 for fuck sake.

>segment where you're left with only one character in your party
>if they're underlevelled it becomes impossible to progress

>>382150886
>>a character who was previously unvoiced suddenly has a voice
which character? I played it on release and I still remember the rest of you points. What a shitty game

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>>382150678
>Fighting a Monster
>Its almost dead
>Cat/Gunner/Konchu kills it while its in a loading area
>Can't carve it

>>382160787
Corvo from Dishonored, but they got the absolute BEST possible voice actor for him - the orginal Garrett from Thief. Also, Isaac Clark from Deadspace got a voice after 1.

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>characters don't gain EXP at the same rate
or worse
>characters all gain EXP at the same rate
>one party member dies during battle
>they don't get gain EXP for the fight and are now left behind

>>382130529
>the term 'soft reboot'

>Play as Rosa
>Balder still calls me Bayonetta

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>>382138648
>Rubberbanding AI in racing games

>mfw go so fast the AI dies trying to keep up

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>>382149140
>game doesn't have ragdoll physics

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>>382154190
Just FYI suppressors can in fact sound hollywoody silent if you use subsonic ammo and a decent can, like .45 or 147gr subsonic 9mm

>start game
>ten minute uncontrollable unskippable autowalking scene
>none of the dialog in the scene is actually worth anything to set up the premise
>all you can do is shake the camera around and wait for it to end

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>Set enemy on fire
>They just continue shooting you, making *PAIN* sounds for a few seconds until they ragdoll

>>382163572
That's the most obvious bullshit cap i've seen.

i don't know how this became a meme and people bought into it

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>>382130529

>>382163764
You've never experianced the "Your games are giving the computer Viruses so I deleted them" talk.
and then had the desktop shortcuts deleted.

>>382163572

>51913 replies because reddit found the ancient meme and pretend to be newfags seeing it the very first time

That one face glitch in that one soccer game. I have Trypophobia.

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I hate everything about this entitled piece of shit.

>>382163764
You underestimate the power of computer challenged people.

>Diagonal moves count as two moves

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>ui doesn't scale with resolution
>console port on pc doesn't replace the controller button icons, even in settings
>native 640x480 resolution past the year 2000
>staff credits and character showcase credits are separate
>fan translation is a total localization instead of a direct translation
>english translation is done by someone who doesn't speak english natively and are full of typo and mispeld words
>boss does the exact amount of damage you need to die
>enemy lands two successive 5% critical hits after you miss a 90% hit rate
>critting a wild pokemon you're trying to catch
>controller messes up during an important part and only starts working right after you die
>alt tab, game keeps running when you don't want it to
>alt tab, game doesn't run when you want it to
>slipping and messing up at the end of a boss fight that's taken you an hour

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>>382164326
there's a fine line between not knowing how a computer works and making up bullshit about how your mom took your PC that you bought with your own money.

>>382163984
Course i did experience that, everybody did, but since my (and everybody else's) parents are not part of a made up story to get people to rage they actually understand me.

>>382164815
yeah?
Well my mother consistently blamed me for everything that went wrong with the computer, despite that I was actually taking computer courses in college and it had nothing to do with her BF constantly going onto shady porn sites that kept downloading premium modem dialers.
My dad understood, he took a course on computing too.

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>modern platformer still uses lives

>>382164283
lol?

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filename; any sort of AI cheating, fuck you and your dogshit game, don't ruin my experience because you didn't know how to properly develop a challenge without giving the bots unfair advantages

i've been playing exanima recently and the bots get away with horseshit the player can't do ALL THE TIME, i'm not even bad at the game, i'm fucking great at it, but that's only because it's fundamentally easy as shit, it's just the only thing that makes it even slightly difficult is all the corners the computer will cut to try and beat you

>>382165729
What?

>>382165349
>his mom has a BF
>his mom's boyfriend uses his PC
slit your wrists

>>382165510
Does this include Prinny?
Having 1000 lives seemed like overkill when I started, but I actually finished the game with 4 lives left.
Shit was tense.

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>>382130529

>>382165778
I'm sorry I didn't own my OWN PC when I was 16.

That game that was "Causing Viruses?" That was Starcraft.

>>382165349
>mother's boyfriend uses anon's computers to go on porn sites, let alone the malware ridden ones

fuck's wrong with you and your family?

>>382157364
(You)

>>382137106

>Only hits the five farthest away players.
>Hitting either tank ever.

>>382165985
>He's 16 but didn't confront his mom's boyfriend about his porn habits that are destroying the PC
if i were you i'd stab the fucker

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>>382134003

>you have 0.2% chance that after slogging through this level and killing this boss who will eat over 30% of your health per attack and has one or more instakills, the boss will drop a important item you need if you ever want to have a chance to beat the last two levels in Hard.

>>382165739
Chad vs. you vs. rules of life

>>382157419
Jews cash in from a lot of these things, though.

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>>382154561
>calm music in the calmest and most noble place in the entire kingdom when it wasn't fucked yet
>there's only a mere handful of hostile guards as well, most NPCs in the area actually friendly and respecting
>BZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>BZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>BZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>BZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>https://youtu.be/VSl1cMB1j7M

>>382130529
Late/Post game in JRPGs where enemies casually hit for most of your HP making healing and defensive battles top priority.
It's not fun to have all of your HP slapped away in a single hit.

>>382155178
Fucking Dynasty Warriors every time. You slaughter through thousands of trash mobs with ease, then there's a story cutscene where a character gets pinned and has to commit a heroic sacrifice or something when it's literally just 4 or so of the same trash mobs.

>>382166924
>Berserk: band of the birbs
>Kill 5,000 people.
>Get called the 100 man slayer.

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>>382130529
>stealth game
>you can just steamroll all of the enemies anyway

WHY EVEN MAKE IT A FUCKING STEALTH GAME

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>get a massively overpowered super weapon with unique effect that the entire game's plot revolved around and what you spent the entire game searching for
>"holy shit this is fucking awesome and the game is finally fun"
>you only get to use it for two minutes, then it's taken away from you
>you get it back for moment but the game ends immediately after

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>>382147418
I knew it was gonna end with something like this,why did I even watch it....

>>382166797
This is horrible, especially when the enemies will always 1HKO your characters and you can do nothing but spam resurrection items / spells while slooowly chipping down the boss' HP.

>game has many classes
>one class is really strong but slow and has no defensive options other than positioning, but fun AF to play
>fight is literally impossible unless the AI randomly decided to use their moves that can be avoided by positioning
Alternatively
>fight is impossible to both dodge hits and dish out damage aside from one of its random moves that can be reliably punished
>fight becomes a dps or a 2 hour slog of waiting and punishing the one move

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>>382164741
>alt tab and tab back in, game completely fucking breaks with ui elements that stop working or a framerate that's in the single digits for some reason

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>Game is good.
>There was something in the game that you wanted know more about.
>Go to the games own wiki.
>End up in a article about the cut content.
>Oh, that one locked door was supposed to go to another level. Oh, there were originally going to be another cool vehicle.
A.
Only information about the cut content is from interview with developer telling about how cool it would have been.
B.
There is one blurry picture of the cut content, so you know that it wasn't only a concept.
C.
There is handful of pictures of the cut content, so you understand that it was almost done.
>Yeah we had to cut couple of levels because (((they))) didn't give us two more months to finish it.
t. Developer

The Saboteur could have had an actual boss fight. Crash Twinsanity could have had handful more levels. Call of Duty World at War almost got a British campaign. They were fun games, but they we're so close to becoming much more.

>>382134003
>things i don't like in real life
if you meant "the normalization of degenerancy in games" then i agreed with you.

these forced obscene characters and the forced to be good with them is killing the games.

swearwords everywhere
in 30 years the official language of the usa will be "fucklish"
every second word must be "fuck" or "fucking"

>>382150886
for those first few lines I thought you were talking about Kingdom Hearts 2

>non turn-based game
>percentage hit rate and/or random crits

>>382166651
The music was the only part of that whole section that kept me sane. I would have raged two thirds of the way through without it.

>>382130529
Time limits in RPGs. I just want to chill man, if I wanted frantic action I would play an action game.

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>you have 99% chance to hit
>miss
>enemy has 1% chance to hit
>lands a crit

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this shit always makes my blood boil

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>weapon damage scales with durability

>>382169107
>flash banged enemy one shots your master sergeant through full cover

I'm a bitch and alt-f4'd tho, thats bullshit

>>382130529
>slow text speed that can't be changed
>slow npc's you have to follow
>long driving sections in a game that's not about driving
>waist high walls you can't jump over
>lung capacity grinding in San Andreas
>Pelliper in general

>>382156362
This is most Dark Souls boss armor sets in general.

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>JOIN ME HERO, AND WE SHALL RULE TOGETHER y/n
>y
>GAME OVER

>shoot at enemy
>they do that stupid fucking short range teleport to the side

Fucking stupid, why not just give the enemy a fedora and have him say "Pssh, nothin personnel" every time while you're at it?

>>382166632
no, capitalists do
see the bigger picture

>getting rekt by everything in the area
>level up ONCE
>proceed to fuck everything up, briefly until suddenly I'm getting rekt by everything again

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>>382141419
I loved the driving sections. Highway 17 is one of my favorite levels of all of video games.
Entanglement can suck two dicks however

>can't go back to a certain area to get a certain drop
>achievement requires you to do something consistently across the entire game like talk to everybody at every possible opportunity
>achievement for doing something wildly impractical and stupid in combat
>achievement for something that is almost 100% RNG

Tomb Raider 2013 was pretty good tho.

>>382147926
You would think after all this time someone would implement a script where the NPC will slow down until you catch up, and then as soon as your level, it returns to full-speed. But nah, this is the video game industry we're talking about.

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>people would probably laugh off your game idea
feelsbad man

>>382168046
Which character was previously unvoiced?

>>382170761
Even worse if it's not even a teleport, just guy sidestepping with godlike reflexes

>>382170842
Aren't Jews also capitalists, tho?

>>382167234
This is my biggest problem with Dishonored and why I dont think it's a stealth game at all; there's absolutely no tension because there's no consequence for you getting caught when you can just blow everyone away with your magic powers anyway.

>>382171851
Well, don't be a cocktease

>>382171558
>achievement for doing something wildly impractical and stupid in combat
That's good if it's a hidden achievement

>>382172296
dishonored 2 has an option where you can in-game refuse to use any powers at all whatsoever.

You can still pick up some buff items though

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>>382136949
>skyrim
shit game

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>>382170842
>>382166632

>>382172310
i actually posted that in the wrong thread but screw it
steampunk/lovecraftian SRPG where you can capture the lovecraftian creatures to exploit them to create powerful weapons and mechs, or aid their liberation and fight with them

>>382172812
Well, I'm not laughing you off, but mainly because I don't understand most of those words.

>>382172812
thats not very lovecraftian

>>382172437

Not hidden tho, it was the "Rope Arrow and pull 5 guys off cliffs" achievement. It's really damn near impossible because enemies at range utilize cover and you just pull them into the cover which breaks the pull and keeps them behind it. And enemies that close to melee usually sweep around that cover and flank you so they aren't near the cliffs.

Thinking about it in hindsight you could pull 5 guys near cliffs off if they're unaware of you, but it produces a lot of noise which directly counteracts the useful silent kill feature of the bow.

It's no big deal it's just like "why would I ever do this and why does it not work in the heat of things?"

>>382173083
i was thinking in terms of creature designs rather than story elements

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>>382167869
Lest we forget.

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>>382172812

If it means anything anon that gave me a little boner and it's the sort of game I'd impulse buy on a steam sale for $10.

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>>382130529
>accidentally quicksave at low health and the last save before that was hours ago

>>382141419
Speaking as someone who skipped HL2 when it came out after playing it like 4 years ago I became incredibly confused as to how anyone could like that game. It's exactly how you say.

I guess I'm glad I was mainly playing RPGs when it came out because if other FPS games were so terrible that turd looked amazing in comparison I don't think I could have stood it. Although in hindsight that might have been why I stopped playing FPS games around then after loving them as a kid.

>>382141419
I reinstalled HL2 to try beating it again, loading my old save. I wasn't able to get through the rest of the Highway without uninstalling out of boredom

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>certain stats/skills in an RPG being useless

If they're not viable, why are they in the game?

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>Game throws a million 0 challenge unrewarding enemies at you just to pad out areas

>>382167234
The scoring system is why.

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>game runs like garbage on your computer but fine for everyone else
>next game runs fine
I really don't understand Call of Duty

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>>382147418

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>game has a decent or even great combat system
>limited enemy selection and minimal or no bosses

>rival/show down/boss fight is teased
>never happens

>the last boss is a mook rush

>>382163363

But then you're firing subsonic rounds out of a silenced peashooter.
You better hope the enemy isn't wearing any kind of armor at all.

>press button to execute
No. Fuck you. I don't care how short or flashy your animations are. That shit's fucking tedious and gets old no matter what.

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Tera and its gender locking new classes.

I was so hyped for brawler amani male class only to be female only.

Rest of the classes and I'm sure newer ones are female only.

Fuck that game.

>>382166651

I beat that zone the 1st time with pure anger, downloaded the ost and realized it was the best song in game

>>382172275
>aren't 0.2% of the population of the world capitalists, tho?
yes, as well as you, and the great majority of the civilized world
By blaming jews instead of fat cats, you only blame a very small minority of corrupt people

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>>382137136
>to

>>382175359

>playing Tera
>expecting anything other than loli fanservice
>playing Tera in 2017

anon....

>>382139428

That's why cutscenes aren't all bad. You can fucking skip them.

>Game gives you way too much exp and you wind up underlevelled even if you avoid fights, causing bosses to go down in seconds.
I'm worried about .hack//G.U. Last Recode. The game already threw EXP at you like oxygen and now they're increasing the exp rate.

>>382143964

There's really no excuse for this kind of shit anymore.

>>382176018
I havent played it since brawler was announced and dropped it once it was female only. Checked up on it few year later, MORE female only classes.

yeah, I'm glad I quit.

>>382176210
gay or insecure

>>382175637
t. jew

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>racing game/minigame
>the more challenging opponents just straight up cheat

>>382174478
What is MGSV

>>382176468
>online racing games with rubberbanding or "drafting"
>fps where the scope violently shakes unless you hold your breath
>headshot with pistol isn't an instakill
>grenadelaunchers in online fps games
>game with cars that take body damage but the wheels never come off

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>>382176468
not an argument

>>382176980
Were we arguing?

>>382176979
I don't think you meant to quote me.

>>382176979
Ignore the marked post.

>>382176641
>ram one opponent car outside the race-checkpoint
>actually watch how the fucker rockets towards you on the minimap

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>playing game
>being a crusader of justice like always
>turn down edgelord quest
>find out later first edgelord quest actually opens up moralfag chain

>>382167701
>Alt tab back in
>CTD

>flip a switch
>15 second cutscene of a door in the same fucking room opening or a bridge going down or something
and the absolute best
>enemies that stun you and you have to flail the fucking stick to get out of it
When has that fucking shit EVER BEEN FUN OR GOOD? Fuck OFF.

>>382154190
Several games do this you autist.
1 shot headshots and completely silent suppressed pistol makes it fun. Realism doesn't always make for a good experience.

>Metal Gear series
>Watch Dogs
>Hitman series

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>>382144991
Meh, most games started with Silencers just making the shots silent and that was it.
Then they changed it to be more realistic, like having way more drop-off and still being hearable a couple of feet away from it.

Wildlands did a good job on the shooting part. Felt like a nice touch that smaller handguns are less likely to attract nearby enemies than just a silencer mounted on a .50cal.

>>382164815

Don't underestimate the power of retards. There's always someone dumber than you thought possible.

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>game is heavily marketed as a crossover
>it's literally just one game on the other's engine

>>382130529
in any game where you can construct buildings:
deconstructing a building refunds fewer resources than building it

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>>382157640

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>>382157413
Spent more time reloading than shooting in this fuckin game.

>enter room
>camera slowly pans around it
>slowly zooms in on the objective

fuck off, i'm not blind

>>382167337
>story plays up a weapon as an ultimate super-weapon
>spend half the game trying to get it
>it's just a generic weapon with a mid-tier enchantment on it
>you can craft a more powerful weapon much earlier

Crafting in Tacitcs Ogre, Let us Cling Together. You get to sit through 20 screens for something that has a 60% success rate that players will obviously save scum anyway only for the final boss to copy and paste your entire team

>Neutral is treated like an element and many enemies have resistance to it like any other element.
>Not even the beefy looking golems, just random squishy looking enemies will have a neutral element.
why the fuck even include neutral if it's not neutral?
Fuck you for ruining this, Berseria.

>every entry in the franchise gets more simplified and streamlined for casuals.

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>>382150886
>framedrops
DELET THIS

>>382150886
>QTEs
A thousand times this, nothing ruins a game for me like QTEs do.

>>382179758
it worked for RE 4

>>382130529
One guard spots you for a split second and instantly they all know where you are.

>>382169107

I, too, loved XCOM

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>FPS game
>you're going through corridors
>approaching door
>character suddenly puts his gun down even though HE NEVER DOES THIS FOR ANY OTHER DOOR in the game
>can't shoot or anything
>walk through door
>some NPC knocks out from the side of the door or some shit

>>382174101

Tales of Berseria ?

>>382161897
>one party member dies during battle
>they don't get gain EXP for the fight and are now left behind
So many boss fights in EB and Mother 3 where I had to redo them because of this.

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>>382180158
>pic

Also,
>"I see you're the strong, silent type..."

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>>382163572
ANGER

>>382153591
The Mafia series has really progressed backwards in terms of game design, I'm half expecting IV to be a bad GTA III.

>>382178153

It's a good thing touhou at least had a lot of different bullet pattern creativity through each game.

>>382178263
Literally Santa Claus for adults

Lack of porn

>Game series made a tonal shift in the past and it worked
>Game tries to shift the tone again and it fails horribly.

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>long winded side quest
>use almost everything you have since the difficulty ramped up
>you get no reward or it something fucking dumb like a couple coins

I almost always kill the quest giver afterwards

>>382145521
this shit makes me mad even outside of platformers

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>>382130529
>Game starts out hard
>Gets easier
Why do devs do this?

Who am I kidding, this
>>382139180 is why.

>>382139180
what?

>>382181160
what
it's just a reaction image

>>382170842
>t. commie jew

>>382182068
>Game starts out hard
>Gets easier
it's called "making progress"

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>>382163572

>>382149547
fucking trains in GTA 1
im still fucking mad

>>382159158
Most FF games.

>>382183192
There's Slow and team buffing spells, but i dont think i've ever seen anything else be useful

>>382167234
>playing in normal

I shiggy diggy.

>>382182868
Oh god, I fucking remember that game. I could never figure out how to make her orgasm. Preteen me like to look at the poorly drawn anime tiddies anyway.

>game has status ailments
>normal enemies die too fast for them to be useful
>bosses are immune to them

bonus points if there's a class that specializes in ailments

>>382172812
So Devil Survivor, but with the hipster kind of punk?
Oh well.

>>382183053
This is my ptsd.

>>382183053
Which game is this? It feels familiar.

>>382130529
>Painstalkingly rise your profession levels to craft your own gear
>Finally reach the cap with the hottest recipes
>Anything you can craft/refine is surpassed by common random drops at endgame

>>382177285
This shit was particularly offensive in Mario Kart 64.

>get golden mushroom
>spam the hell out of that fucker
>watch as the AI in front of you keeps up with your speed

>>382143818
sealed away in the wood realm

>>382183791
Mushrooms in general sucked in MK64.

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>>382143818
he needs your help

>>382158573
KOTOR I and II were saved by their story

>>382143818
inanimate transformation. he is now just fap material for some fetish pervert

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>>382184736

>>382130529
>crpg doesn't have a character creator
Your strong independent womyn character isn't interesting at all and you can't afford not to have it as a feature

>>382184790 GOD NO

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>>382183053

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>>382157419
>I love this pic
>its just a conspiracy
>you can't trace all these things back to jewish think tanks
>it's just a coincidence that 2% of the population controls so much
>don't forget the 6 gorillion
Good goy

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>scroll wheel doesn't work in menus
Alternatively
>scroll wheel snaps 4+ items/options at a time instead of 1

>buy multiplayer game
>game goes free a few months later