How would a m rated zelda play? What would it be like?

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Pretty much the same as the current ones, just with less subtle hinting and more straight to point demonstration of misery and gore.

>>382123880
BotW + CoC

>>382123880
Link has a gritty inner monologue about him killing moblins.

>monsters can lick you and try to rape you

I want Gerudo link to sit on my face with his twink butt

>>382123880
Majora's Mask except with more implicit themes of spirituality and the like

Honestly trying to appease the ESRB or caring about ESRB ratings is retarded, limits creativity and is just another form of censorship.

It would be a dark fantasy game, and they wouldn't milk it like they do currently.

Real execution motion for killing enemies
If Link shoot crossbow and enemy is near the wall it is pinned by wall

>>382123880
Battles with decapitated limbs, bombs blow creatures apart. vulgar language. A lot more sexualization. Idk i think alot of LoZ's charms would be lost due to this and it would be a generic sword game

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>>382126875
Isn't that just skyrim

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>>382123880
How date you, filthy gaijin! Zelda is for little children, haven't you ever played the greatest video game ever made, the Wind Waker?

>>382123880
I imagine Ganondorf would have a kidnapped Zelda chained to a wall with a dress tattered and torn in all the right places.

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>>382124580

>The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild - The Master Trials DLC file sizes
>456MB on Switch
>3.7GB on Wii U

Literally how and why

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>>382127017
stop posting shitty low res pics

>>382123880
>How would a m rated zelda play?
Exactly like all the others

>What would it be like?
I can't imagine things like sex, language or drugs would still be in, so I imagine it's tone would essentially become that of a horror game. Like every single dungeon was along the same lines as The Bottom of the Well and every enemy was reminiscent of Silent Hill designs albeit more fantasy-like.

You can prostitute your boipucci for money as Link

>>382123880
tranny porn

>>382127310
I'm here my soul mate

>>382129440
is the hole pach + update
The swich version alredy have the voices.. yes is that stupid

- Fights might become more violent and brutal
- There'd be more swearing
- how the Gerudo's reproduce would be spelt out more explicitly

That's about it. Drug and alcohol references are already pretty blatant in BotW and I don't think they'll have tits and sex scenes only more frank discussion

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>>382123880

>>382131154
Did you bleach your skin yet?

>>382131338
No, just accept me please.

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>>382131202
Would Yiga have some special scene after they defeated Link?

>>382129440
Can you download the dlc already?

>>382123880
It'd have blood?

>>382131582
How does bleaching an asshole feel? Never on the cutting though, I'm proud uncut.

>>382131516

I think laughing Master Kohga is good enough

Beware fool the eye of the Yiga

>>382131416
No.
>>382131715
It doesn't feel like much, I use a cream.

>>382132137
Why don't you like brown skin even if they are pretty much a white man on the inside?
>>382132228
I'm a dom in bed babe, not a bitch boy.

>>382131760
I wanted more sexual scenes.
that one drawing always makes me hard

>>382123880
>graphic violence
>swearing
>tits and sex

Ninja Gaiden 2 levels of gore.

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>>382132402
are you a gay pedo

>>382132791
that's redundant but yes

>>382132918
https://touch.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=52902743
enjoy if you are serious pedo

>>382133192
That's hot.

>>382133192
>have to sign up
meh

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>This was in a game Rated "E"
How does Nintendo do it, they have sometimes very fucked up things in some their games and they dont give a fuck.

>>382133534
I don't know, I'm in Socal and can't find one.

>>382133534
>tfw you will never lick his butthole

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>>382133719
They use the Disney method. Happy kiddy stuff for 90% then a moment of misplaced mature content.

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>>382131516
Why did they give him such a cute tummy?

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>>382134492
>>382134509

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>>382134509
>>382134492

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>>382134492
>>382134509

This is getting pretty gay.

>>382132389
Dark skinned people can't be white on the inside.

>>382133149
I volunteer.

>>382135940
But I am. It's why other blacks hate me and whites are my friends.

I want to fatten up a twink like Link. I like to think he's be a bottom heavy bombshell of a fatboy with some extra sensitive puffy nipples on the ends of his supple moobs.

>>382124351
>the bad ending of the game is that fucking 10 minutes long LoZ cuckold animation that someone commissioned

>>382123880
>Hah Hyaah Haah Aaaahhh Yaaaah! Ouhff Aghh Haaaaah

I'd want more monsters that use sexual themes or imagery as a foundation for horror, or at the least, to be unsettling

>>382136228
I don't have one just yet, just the ears and collar.

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>>382134509

>>382134509
I want to put a baby in that cute tummy!

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>>382130368

>>382136851
source

>>382136624
The answer to that question here is always a profound "no".

>>382136986
>not making it swell out tight and round with the root of your seed
>not watching Link waddle about and get flustered from having to carry your child

>>382137057
But are you a femboy?

>>382136585
I like to think so. http://i.imgur.com/Ao1eXCH.jpg
>>382136624
Fairly.

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>>382137284
Femboys make shitty boyfriends.

>50/50 chance of turning out tranny
>Invariably no cooking/cleaning/housework skills
>Have to be taught everything like an actual woman
>Tend toward the gaming for 12+ hrs a day autist type
>Emotional issues
>Self-esteem issues
>Oftentimes bizarre fetishes
>Will ditch you if a more masc. cock comes along

>enter thread with high hopes
>thread is full of RPing literal faggots
Should have known better.

>>382137372
So a woman?

>>382137372
Twinks and otters are god tier

Jesus christ you guys need to get laid. Get on fetlife or something

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>>382136735
>draw a girl
>add a bulge
HURR DURRR SO SEXY
Stop fucking delude yourself, traps have several issues, you'll hear man moaning when you'll fuck, and maybe 1% of them really pass as feminine and soft

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>>382124287
fpbp

>>382137394
>that Link pic from the start
>having any hopes of not having faggots
well

>>382137514
Me getting laid made me lust more.

>>382137372
That isn't a girly boy, you're thinking of traps. There is a distinct difference.

>>382137759
I really want to make him pregnant.

>>382137352
Cute!

>>382138227
It's not easy being broke.

>>382138323
All it takes it gallons of cum. Don't tell me you don't want to see that cutie Link with a big preggo belly!

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>>382137551
The point is that they're guys cross dressing, that's what makes them hot. If not just fuck an actual woman

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>>382123880
m rated zelda already exists

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>>382137551
>man moaning

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>>382138437
I don't want Link hurt. being forced to have full cum in your belly would be hurt a lot.

Y'all niggas gay

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>>382138630
>come across knee height pile of rubble
>cant get past it

>>382138437
havent you heard of protein poisoning? someone post the greentext story of the guy cumming into a bottle for years and then pumping it into his ass and waking up in the hospital

>>382138871
>the guy cumming into a bottle for years and then pumping it into his ass and waking up in the hospital
why would someone do that

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>>382138765
Yes. Want to join us?

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>>382136090
Like this?

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>>382138871

>>382138734
Oh but it'd be so worth it for him to mother your child! Pretty sexy too!

>>382138771
Sounds exactly like the arbitrary limitations that have plagued zelda for decades.

>>382138871
I've got to read this now

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>>382136161
>animation
What animation?

>>382139559
I have difficulties accepting gifts.

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>>382138932
iunno, to get off i guess? not the same guy but this dude used to show up at /b/ every christmas, said he was gonna commit suicide but decided to keep it up as long as he could. 7 years atleast i think

>>382139341
dont really have any idea where to find it, but if i recall, the same guy also gave himself a water enema, went to the movies with his boyfriend and then fucked in the toilets afterwards letting all the water pour out across the entire bathroom floor.

also protein poison guy said he opened the bottle and the smell made him almost vomit and he did it anyways

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>>382139012
why did I get erect

>>382138441
Guys cross dressing looks like fucking trucks, even "traps" have a man bone structure
But I see what you mean, the thing is, most people here just fantasize on a cute girl with a cock.

>>382139997
>even "traps" have a man bone structure
That's what makes them better than girls though.

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>>382139518
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58e192305d22e

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>>382139847

>>382140225
Forcing people to do things is mean.

>>382140290
ill make you pay your taxes you filthy taxpayer

inb4 your a neet and dont

>>382140118
Because you're a fag, unlike the majority here who just have a shitty fetish undoable in reality.

>>382140397
You got me.
>>382140417
I don't like accepting gifts.

>f3
>"Darksiders"
>no results
>look for the Darksiders cover in the thread
>nobody posted it

What's wrong with you all?

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>people trying to fag hook up on /v/

>>382140661
No, too slutty. I'm trying to stop that.

>>382140161
>10:21

Jesus christ that's overkill

>>382140989
amen

>>382141434
I'm just trying to stay pure and innocent for my future boyfriend. Surely he wouldn't look back kindly upon that kind of thing.

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>>382137551
The world is not black and white, why do people always have to assume it's either one thing or the other, you can fuck girls and guys.

/v/- Gay Hookups

>>382141725
no

>>382141897
unnecessary to add the gay, no women on the internet

>>382141725
>anthrocon
The absolute state of this world.

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>>382141897
Gay threads on /v/ are better than all the content of the gay boards

>>382142020
prison gay is still gay

>>382124287
Pretty much this. There's really nothing the games can't do now that a new rating would open up. It would just change themes and how directly they're touched on.

>>382141623
Never said it wasn't the case, I'm poiinting the fact people jack off to things that are not real and require an anime trap then

>>382139847
jesus i gagged from just looking at the pictures

>>382141434
He's still a slut and we both know it.

>>382144235
Mean.

>>382144685
Tails aren't slutty by nature.

>>382144829
Finally something I haven't seen before. Looks great.

>>382144829
How do I find and seduce men of this type?

I wanna fuck twink Link!

>>382145501
Nuh-uh. It's just to go with the ears and collar.

>>382137372
what site is this

>>382145753
http://studiomoh.com/fun/census/results.php

>>382146315
>muscle cub
Seems right

>>382146523
Otter reporting

>>382146315
>>382146523
>>382146563

Explain this queerbag terms to me

>>382146456
I mean, I guess that's not wrong.

>>382146796
Are you a fem chub?

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>>382146315
>twink

>>382147000
hmu babe

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>>382147000
Where from

>>382123880
Like Resident Evil 4.
Because that's what RE4 is.

>>382146315
>You are a Bear
>The next closest match was Cub.
>You are least like a Twink.
Feels good man

>>382147264
I'm a little fat myself, we could workout together!

>>382146935
Be nice, I'm not slutty.

>>382147546
Nah, I've gone down from being real fat and know how to discipline myself. We could do this together

>>382147635
Just to go with the collar and ears, it's not slutty. It'd also only be for one person, very extra not slutty.

>>382140525
This desu senpai

>>382146315
damn, I am a bit hairyness away from being a twink.

>>382146315
>calls me a cub
>but I could literally, LITERALLY bench press a twink

nice website nerds

>>382148331
>australia
fuck

>>382148143
I already have a collar though... I guess it might be slutty, but only for him.

>>382148292
desu anyone should be able to bench press a twink, they're like 1pl8 worth of benching

>>382149325
>tfw will never meet someone from /v/

>>382149489
Where do you live?

>>382147691
Just a heads up. If you like traps or cuteguys because no girl would come close to you, cute guys will NOT get close to you either.

>this thread still up

>>382150373
this thread will stop being up when my dick stops being up

>>382150373
At this point I'm convinced that the mods are actual cock-loving faggots. They delete actual vidya threads but leave this garbage up.

>>382150763
why would you want that, anon?

any cripple link art? not the guro we see normally, but battle crippled art. i wanna see links adventure cut short, him back in the lost woods with a missing leg and a eye blown out from an arrow, or paralysed from the waist down. everyone else has gotta care for him and kinda resent him for it and throw abuse his way and he cant do anything about it and feels miserable, completely dependent on them. the hero of time turned into the hero of other peoples time

tl;dr injured link with a 1000 yard stare art

>>382131516
yes
https://exhentai.org/g/1065353/c41b2a0cdf/

>>382151214
I want to see your thick, hard, throbbing, twitching cock.

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>>382137551

>and maybe 1% of them really pass as feminine and soft

not even 1%, look at this shit, he started hormone cure at 15 and you can see the manface from a fucking mile not to mention the obvious as fuck male belly button

FACT: Only drawn 2D traps are actually cute.

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>by day
>checking out chicks asses
>living life normal
>think dudes are gross

>by night
>GIMME THE TWINK DICK OH GOD

jesus why, it makes no sense. im straight as an arrow, why does this shit happen

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>>382151678

>>382151638
holy shit is that errol

i think i know that guy. does this go by the name of ellie

>>382151678
>im straight as an arrow
Delusional

>>382151492
No, Florida.

>>382151810

it's kayo satoh

one of the best female(male) street fighter player in the world, also a model, released a photo book of semi-nudes a while ago, has attempted suicide too, fucking faggot twink lmao

I'm not even kidding

>>382151832
lies. ive even the ye old 3d gay porn a shot and fucking nothing, guys are gross and i want nothing to with them. but when it comes to feminine dicks im fucking all in....as long as its dark outside. im pretty sure im just self inserting as a cock

>>382152147
>guys are gross and i want nothing to with them.
>but when it comes to feminine dicks
Those are still attached to guys, you faggot.

>>382152116
>has attempted suicide too
i regret to admit this just makes it hotter

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>>382152147

>>382152295
but those guys look like girls. its like saying your a faggot if you dont like girls that look like guys. its a girl after all, right

>>382152396
futa is also gross tho. no homo but if the twinks got tits its just a weird abomination. its gotta be a femmy guy, not some fucking weird female with a dick, that shits fucking gay

>>382152539
>but those guys look like girls.
No, they don't

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daily reminder that traps will never look this cute in real life and if you end up having a trap fetish you are doomed to die alone for the rest of your existence


like me

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>>382152684
its literally drawing a flatchested girl with a dick added after, of course it does

>>382152954
Good. Who actually wants that? Twinks are inherently superior. If you want a girl, just fuck a girl.

>>382152295
Your outdated beliefs have been proven wrong by science, dumbass.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26498424
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26498424
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26498424

>>382153239
>If you want a girl, just fuck a girl.

see that's the problem, I hate women, they are all trash in general, never met a "nice" one, maybe I'm just unlucky

>You will never have a cute bf
>You will never be cute
What is even the point of living

>>382153301
Go get AIDS, you homosexual

>>382153414
Do people like femboys just because women have shit personalities? Or is it aesthetic?

Accepting applications from twinks to get dirty talked for a night hmu

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>>382153414
>this is the mindset of trapfags
I't painfully obvious you see traps a fetish object on which you can unload your sexual frustration caused by your lack of success with women. You're not gay anon. Work on improving yourself.

>>382153481
I don't get AIDs.
My ass is only open to virgin weebs.

>>382153436
But I am cute.

>>382153761
When getting rammed from behind no one won't see your balls anyway.

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>>382146315
Pretty accurate. Just need to find me a chubby chaser.

>>382153683
Not that guy, but for me it's aesthetic. I like girls too.

>>382153761
you'll never have to NOT be erect if you date me, anon

>>382153746
Vaginas are just gross man. Not that anon but a butthole on a guy or girl just looks better. If it's an innie and not hairy I'll watch either sex get their shitter shattered honestly senpai. What does that make me?

>>382153801
i'm happy for you, but i'm definitely not cute

>>382153683
I just like the juxtaposition and the innate distinction from "normal" it is. Traps/Reverse Traps are literally the same as far as I'm concerned.

>>382153936
>330 pounds
Loving Every Laugh

>>382124287
Link would say shit and fuck every single time he got hit instead of its caracteristic grawls.

>>382153746

>liking cute things means you aren't successful with women and you should "better yourself"

holy fuck did you even read half of what I said? I HATE women and their trash personalities, they are all the same, I just like their aesthetic due to my sexual preference, since I find myself understanding men better since I'm a man myself I am naturally drawn to the idea of having a partner that is male but with female appearance.

>Inb4 just date a tomboy

if I ever saw a tomboy that isn't a dyke I would man

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>>382154334
>every single girl is trash
God damn, what a coincidence. Everyone is at fault except you. Yep that's it.

>>382139950
because you're a degenerate KYS

>if you like imaginary femboys you are faggot!
Reminder that you are a murderer for killing virtual people in videogames.

>>382142627
>>382140232
>being this new

>>382154745
You'll be much happier if you come out of the closet, anon

>>382154745
There's nothing wrong with being gay/bi.

>>382154632
No just every female. Didn't you read?

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This is your Hero for tonight

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>year of our lord and saviour 2017
>not liking both sexes
lmaoing @ ur lyfe m80

>>382154334
So what you're saying is you're a closeted homosexual.

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>>382127017

Not really. Skyrim's actually pretty restraint on the M rated material. It might even had gotten a T if not for the decapitations or those gruesome stealth/critical hit finishers.
'
Then again, I doubt it would had sold as well if it wasn't M rated...

>>382155129
Is the closet feminine

>>382154882
>I hate women
>they're all the same

>>382154632
Fuck yeah dude. Everythings someone elses fault. It has nothing to do with the fact that he's probably a massively insufferable twatbag.

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>>382154924
>those feet
I've never been a footfag before, what did you do to me !!??!

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>>382154334
dude you are SUPER gay

>>382155183
No, but it does have a feminine penis.

>>382153996
Bisexual
AKA the correct option

>>382140161
Nigga wat?

I like fat cocks

>>382155216
Well they are all the same, they are all women. Are they not all women?

Your perfectly okay with not being sexually attracted to men because...they are men. So...

>>382155450
same

>>382155450
Girth > length

>>382155450
I like big fat cocks on twinks

>>382155406
A guy will never date you seriously. You know that, right?

>>382155751
I would if he was serious about our relationship and wouldn't dump me for a girl or leave me later in life to have a kid or whatever. Not all bisexuals are awful people.

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>>382146315
>27 is too old to be a twink now

>>382155623
Hi hello.

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>here's your mail sir!

>>382155463
I don't really have a sexual preference toward specific genders. I'll fuck and be fucked by whoever I happen to be attracted to at the time. It's not something I worry myself over.

>>382155917
The temptation of living a "normal" life with a wife and kid is always stronger.

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>>382146315
any cute femboizz here senpai?

>>382155992
It always was.

I crank it to trap hentai but can't bring myself to fap to 3D traps. I've never seen one quite feminine enough or at least as feminine as the ones in doujins I sometimes browse. Not that I don't think its possible or I'll never see/meet one. Just so far the only thing trap realted that does it for me is a few doujins and REALLY good artwork.

Since this is /v/ I can also say I've never seen a trap from any vidya I wound up spanking to either, but thats probably because I don't look for traps in my vidya.

>>382156258
It's not as abnormal as it used to be to date a guy and if someone truly loved you, they wouldn't throw everything away over something like that. Biological children between two guys is coming, likely within the decade, there's a lot of research done on it.

>>382156385
What is it about trap hentai that excites you anon?

>>382155450
Fat cocks are nice
So are small cute cocks
Cocks are nice

>>382156537
Its different, I guess? Feels taboo and surreal.

>>382156534
>Biological children between two guys is coming, likely within the decade
I'm so happy that I'll never be this delusional

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>>382146315

Feels good to be cute.

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>>382156385
>never seen one quite feminine enough

are you sure, anon?

>>382156705
Its already been done on mice

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>>382146315
>Gym Bunny

I don't even work out but okay

>>382156705
They've found a way to turn stem cells into a functional egg via an electric current.

>>382156751
too fake

>>382156751
Yeah. Positive. Most times the face ruins it. I like to look my muse in the eye when I nut to whatever it is I'm cranking to. Other times is the ass. I'm an ass man and its easy to tell a male ass from a female one, desite how much they might try to disguise it.

>>382156923
It's also an actual woman

>>382156751
Thats a girl though

>>382156751
MOAR

>>382156696
Are you into other things that are considered taboo or is it just traps? How do you feel about dicks? Are you indifferent to them or are they a plus?

>>382156952
Like I said to the other anon, go fuck an actual girl no point in chasing something that doesn't exist

>>382155216
>he's probably a massively insufferable twatbag.

you've been projecting on him since you started arguing with him do you realize it you cucklet

>>382157119
I am into other Taboo things. Dicks do not arouse me, no. If anything they'd repulse me.
>>382157129
I haven't looked for/chased any irl traps and don't plan on starting. But thanks for the advice all the same I suppose.

>>382131202
>how the Gerudo's reproduce would be spelt out more explicitly
What are you talking about? They're human, they have sex
They travel outside of Gerudo valley to look for a husband to bone them, this is explained in the games

>>382156306
But is it too old to love a twink?

>tfw you fought the idea of being gay for so long that by the time you actually admit it to yourself your too old and bitter for anyone to actually still be attached to you.

>>382158139
That sucks anon

>/v/ discusses videogames
>/v/ discusses homosexuality

>>382158139
You could be me, never really denied you were bi-sexual and are finally getting into shape near your 30s, too old for love.

>>382152539
>>382153301
https://www.google.com/search?q=homosexual+definition
adjective
1.
(of a person) sexually attracted to people of one's own sex.
noun
noun: homosexual; plural noun: homosexuals
1.
a person who is sexually attracted to people of their own sex.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/homosexual
Definition of homosexual
1
: of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another of the same sex a homosexual man was involved in a homosexual relationship
2
: of, relating to, or involving sexual activity between persons of the same sex homosexual acts

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality
Homosexuality is romantic attraction, sexual attraction or sexual behavior between members of the same sex

https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/homosexual
Sexually attracted to people of one's own sex.
Involving or characterized by sexual attraction between people of the same sex.
‘homosexual desire’
A person who is sexually attracted to people of their own sex.

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/homosexuality
sexual desire or behavior directed toward a person or persons of one's own sex.

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/homosexual
a person who is sexually attracted to people of the same sex and not to people of the opposite sex

http://www.yourdictionary.com/homosexual
adjective
The definition of homosexual is people who are sexually attracted to individuals who are the same sex, or it is something related to sexual attraction to someone of the same sex.
A man's sexual attraction to another man is an example of something that would be described as a homosexual attraction.
A bar that is primarily frequented by gay men and gay women is an example of a homosexual bar.
noun
Homosexual is defined as a person who is sexually attracted to someone of his or her own sex.
>Traps are men
>Therefore sexual attraction to traps makes you gay if you're also a man
Futas are hermaphrodites and straight

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>6'4"
>220lbs

>Cub

Well, okay then. Sure.

Guess I'll just fuck a twinks ass while making them my daddy or something?

Gays confuse me.

>>382156751
that legit is a girl, though.
can confirm, seen the full 17 minute video.

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>>382137551

>draw a girl
>add a bulge
>HURR DURRR SO SEXY

Traps are the most unimaginative form of sexual fetish in the world (especially in their depiction in fanart).

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>>382162107

>>382162107
both of those make my dick hard

>>382123880
I want an AO rated Zelda game where Gerudo Link goes around whoring himself out to Gorons

>>382162107
Pretty much my mentality.
I like girls, but I also like dick. I'm not ashamed.

>>382162107
Vaginas are gross. Replace that vagina with a nice, familiar dick and the girl is instantly improved.

What's so complicated?

>>382162793
Amen. If you can't grip and rip your girlfriend like your starting a chainsaw why even bother

>>382159368
>that WW Link
CUTE

>>382162864
Calling a boy "her" doesn't make it less gay

>>382153683
>because women have shit personalities? Or is it aesthetic?
Mostly aesthetic but not having to deal with shit personalities is definitely a bonus.

>>382162793

>Vaginas are gross.

Not really. The vagina is Nature's onahole.

>familiar dick

What? How is a dick that's not your own ""familiar""? Fucking fags in denial I swear.

>>382162793
>Vaginas are gross.
This. So much this.
They look like open wounds.

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>>382163734
But calling your girlfriend him isn't gay

>>382147139
i'm trying

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>>382162107
>That pic
So what you are saying is that these people are just raging closet faggots.

Sounds reasonable.

>>382164075
Axe wounds a good term for them

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guess the ass

>tfw want to fuck link now
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>382165128
>now
As in you didn't before?

>>382165128
atleast he dosent talk much

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>>382134509
What is this?

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>>382123880
WHERE IS THE SISSY POSTING? THESE THREADS ARE MADE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF SISSY POSTING, DO IT. NOW

>>382165424
A v-taper, otherwise known as "the v"

>>382165553
Why do I want to do everything to that area in particular?

>>382165639
degeneracy

>>382165639
It's the male equivalent of vaginabones

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>>382165639
Midriff is the best area in cuteboys after the ass

>>382165474
There was
>>382137352
but I think that's it

>>382166246
Unfortunately that's the same sissyposter who's in all of these threads, he's used goods at this point.

>>382165736
>cuteboys
I'm not gay though...

>>382166510
It's only gay if you're TAKING the dick, anon.
Nothing gay about fucking a cute boy.

>>382165424
Vagina bone.

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>>382165639
You've got good taste.

>>382167029
is...

is that shad...

>>382167197
no

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>>382167029

>>382123880
Full penetration in Gerudo pusy

>>382161469
Power bottoms are a thing, anon

Also you can be fat/buff and tall but you still have a hole a dick can go in

Most more skinny trap link

>This thread is STILL up
>Mods haven't even moved it to /trash/
As if we need any more proof that the Mods are fags.

>>382166861
No, its still gay

>>382168383
>REEEEEEEEEE STOP TALKING ABOUT VIDEOGAME CHARACTERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>382168675
This is a gay hookup thread, don't even pretend like you're discussing video games

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>>382164993

>So what you are saying is that these people are just raging closet faggots.

It goes both ways, since, I consider traps to be a neutral ground on the issue of sexual attraction. It could be ""straight"" guys that are attracted to fucking a male or ""gay"" guys that are attracted to fucking someone that looks female. However, that's my perspective.

>>382168798
its a gay hook up thread for people who look like videogame characters. its a cosplay thread but with a emphasis on dicks. still vidya

>>382168383
just like they leave 2B or any other female fapbait threads up
I just wish mods would ban all the sex addicts

>>382168859
Its not vidya no matter how much you try to pretend it is
Why can't you just use /soc/?

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>>382169015
because i dont have to, because its about videogame characters

>>382168957
They are particularly kind towards /v/ gay threads, often just moving them to /trash/ rather than outright deletion.

Of course if nobody reports it then they might not even notice the thread in the first place.

>>382169231
So why do threads about inkling girls get deleted then

>>382167197
Wtf
I was thinking the exact same thing

>>382169520
loli

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>>382169520
You know the answer to that

>>382169983
I see plenty of shota posted in this thread and none of it is deleted

>>382170039
So why do you gay pedos get to post shota Link with no repercussions?

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>>382170045
and i see plenty of splatoon threads that dont get deleted either.

its almost like if shit dosent get reported, it never comes to the mods attention

>>382170045
Because being a shotacon is already punishment enough

>>382142057
That's because real gay boards are filled with women who post porn for women.
Porn for women is terrible, incredibly un-hot.

>>382146315
>no femboi option
shit site m8

>>382123880

It would end up with Zelda fucking me with her (his) boy pusy

/v/ waits for a sissyboy to enter the link thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCEx6PXpLPs

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>>382136851
Small edit. Noone will give a fuck but whatever

>>382172405
its literally the same thing

>>382137020
[DrCockula] - Rupees Please

>>382172193
Where from?

>>382146315
how do i get it to show me that panel? it keeps saying i'm 22 and 5'9 when i'm not

>>382172658
look closer
>>382172193
l o l

>>382172773
assajewsetts

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>an m rated zelda

>>382157817

Course not. Especially if the twink has daddy issues. That's the silver lining to getting older as a guy, you either will appeal to daddy issues girls or daddy issues guys.

>>382172897
Well I'll be damned. I'll be spending a couple of months there

>>382173625
Really? When?

>>382173756
In September

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>>382146315
>tfw smol and cute
Even my male friends have begun jokingly calling me a twink, but i want one of them to fuck me.

>>382173756
>>382173812
Where in Mass BTW?

>>382173917
eastern.

>>382173974
Same

>>382172781
that's probably the average

>>382173818
discord

>>382174056
yeah i realized now >>382173818

>>382174013
[email protected]
hit me up sweety

>>382173818
How about I fuck you instead?

>>382146315
>Muscle Pup

What does this mean though?