*FUUNCK* *TISSSSS*

>>382109716
>snipe someone who was up in the air using a platform with balloons tied to it
>banned from their server

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*GLARGGH!* *CLACK*

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PAH PAH PAH PAH

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DONG

>>382109716
Everytime I see this weapon, Cotton Eye Joe automatically starts playing in my head

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BLAW

>>382109986
God what in the fuck is that?

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Raow

>>382110309
Cinematic Mod. Its goal is to make everything in HL2 more detailed, but the author of it believes in artistic license way too much

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>>382110309

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>>382110309
Doctor Freeman, I presume?

so what does the crossbow from half life actually shoot cuz that shit looks like a tungsten rod or something silly

>>382110418
That, and he has the sense of style and aesthetic taste of your average Nexus modder

>>382110563
HL1-darts
HL2-heated rebar

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Yo, I'ma need you to carry me throughout the whole game, need to catch my flight.

>>382110563
Rebar

FULLY MODELED

>>382110539
______ ________

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MEDIC!

TAKE COVER!

>>382110539

Fully modeled

>>382110701
FERN

>>382110539
she looks like my cousing who has kidney problems

>>382110701
>>382110730
Amazing

>>382110809
>>382110730
drip drip drip

>>382109716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwxN8sCIOOE

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>>382110654
>>382110650
>hot rebar
damn that's good

>>382110796
How can I play as an anime girl with other anime girls?

>>382110918
>early 2000s HL2 youtube video
>shitty nu-metal starts to play

>>382110918
Holy fuck that's gold

>>382110986
you're about 11 years late to that party

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM

WHERE DID YOU GO

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>>382110986
Model packs. A bunch of them are usually listed in the Sven co-op threads here

>>382111090
I expected that. ;_;

>>382109986
FULLY

also post the leaking vag

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>>382110701
>>382110730
>>382110809
>>382110830

>>382111362
alright now post the drip

>>382111362
Why though?

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>>382111395

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>>382109716
it must be posted: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3MP0z2_IyE

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>>382111452
valve were a mistake

>>382111362
I remember way back when this guy started I called him out on taking way too many shitty artistic liberties with the game and making it un-Half-Life. His fanboy horde shouted me down.
Good to see I'm once again vindicated.

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>>382111614

>>382111667
so cinematic = turning all the girls into slutty ladyboys

>>382111737
You mean FERNS

>>382111537
heck did valve do

>>382111816
made the game

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>>382111737

>>382111843
but they didn't add dripping vaginas dude

>>382111895
but they enabled the person who did

>>382111667
Oh god, the ferns.
They were there since the beginning. The fucking ferns.
I remember how that exchange went
>wtf is up with these ferns
>IT COULD BE A MUTATED FORM OF FERN THAT GROWS EVERYWHERE HAVE SOME IMAGINATION

>>382111923
no, pornography and being a shut in did

>>382111667
Is that a FERN stalactite

>>382109920
My friend told me you could charge that thing and I thought he was bullshitting for the longest time until I found it was a patched bug.

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>>382111947

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>>382109716

>Take time to snipe across far distances
>The moment I reach the area I was sniping the enemies respawn

Fucking Gay.

>>382112163
okay now that's just ridiculous

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>>382112360
>crash plane
>remains intact

>>382112539
>phased through the bridge

>>382112539
Good pilot, bruh

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You're now hearing the spin up sound

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>>382111520
>there are secret messages too
Damn, an unhealthy amount of time was put into this video.

>>382112872
wowowuwuwubwubwubwubwubwubwub

>>382111520
JIGGLIN

>>382112539
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING FERNS?

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>>382113050

>>382110000
What?

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>>382109716
*Squelch*

>>382113262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3MP0z2_IyE

>>382110000
nice get
>>382113262
c'mon m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxTtbHmCNiQ

>>382109716

I never really understood the Half-Life 2 Crossbow.

>Powerful enough to fire a comparably heavy piece of construction rod a long distance and pierce Combine armour despite the rod not even being sharpened.
>Heats the rod to red hot levels which would further reduce the effectiveness of the piercing capability and also cauterize wounds it inflicts.

>>382113283
i wander what they smell like haha

>>382113456
but it GLOWS

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>>382110796
>the heyday of the hl1 era is long gone

>>382113456
It looks cool tho.

>>382113394
>>382113446
Thank

>>382113597
I think if something like sven coop came out now days people here would say it is twitchbait, underage shit.

>>382112885
>The secret messages hold keys to decode other secret messages
>30 hours of editing
>570GB of uncompressed footage

The madman

>>382109716
Why does the rebar heat up immediately and not before the shot instead?

Wouldn't the battery drain really fast?

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>>382111520
>>382113394
>>382113446
>the fucking ricochet into the strider

>>382110394
DO YOU SUCK DICKS

>>382112872
RrrRRRRRRRrrRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrRRRrrrrrrrrRRR------PSHOOOOOOWW

>>382113743
future tech

>>382113765
DOYOUS-DOYOUSU-DOYOUSUCK-DOYOUS-DOYOUSUCKD-DOYOU-DOYOUSUCK-DOYOUSUCKDI-DOYOUSUCK-

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>>382111024
I was a teen, sorry. I made a better version for machinima. Ah, these were the days. 7 years after not having anything to do with them I still get a couple of automated bucks every few months for the views though, heh. I abandoned that channel long time ago because I didn't want to get popular, so I created a new and unknown one just so I can make shitty inside joke videos for my friends

I listened to SOAD recently again and I think they're still cool

>>382110918
>dotdotdotdotdotdotdotdot
The footsteps alone make it.

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>>382114152
Christ. You're still here? How much did you make off of it?

>>382114152
Don't be so hard on yourself. 2009 was a different era and the mod is fucking hilarious. How long did it take to make?

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>Need any help with this one?
https://youtu.be/ozNhNmjJvIc

>>382114746
Sounds like a TF2 character.

>>382114152
Holy shit it's actually you

>>382114152
Hey, I wasn't judging you personally. It was a trend at the time.
At least it wasn't Creed.

How the fuck can a crossbow be that powerful anyway? It pins men to stone walls from 100 yards away. It would take your shoulder off shooting that thing.

>>382114618
It wasn't a direct partnership with youtube. I didn't make any money out of the 2 millions, only from those 80 or so thousands on the one I uploaded to machinima. A couple of hundreds. It was a different time and making money off youtube was an exception, not a rule. Especially for a teen from eastern europe who just did it for fun. I lost interest in machinima, but I draw stuff now and take pics. Life is good.

>>382115262
>I draw stuff now
post it

>>382114152
Neat.

No no no, OP you're doing it all wrong, it's THWUMP! *click*BZZZZZZZT

>>382113490
imagine the big antlion uncontrollably emitting pheromones haha
wouldn't that be funny?

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>>382115834
Haven't done stuff "for show" for some time, currently studying anatomy and shit. All sketches, nothing to post. elloslal on tumblr has my stuff before I stopped uploading

>>382114152
Mocкaль eбyчий

>>382111441
Author of the mod is a disgusting breeder

>>382116620
Wrong guess, try again

>>382116343
That's some good shit.

>>382116826
Пcинa пyтинcкaя

>>382116882
That's why I left ukraine. Why can't we all be friends.

>>382116343
I swear I've seen you post that drawing or drawings similar to it years ago.

>>382117391
Пepeбeжник eбaный, тaких пpeдaтeлeй вeшaть нaдo

>>382117526
:) You should hang yourself for helping one corrupted government fight with another equally bad and corrupted government :)

i wonder if cinematic mod guy knows what ivy is

>>382117760
Зa нaми Eвpoпa и Aмepикa, зa тoбoй ycкoглaзыe мpaзи и тaджики :)

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>>382110000

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THWOPP

CLICK CLACK CLUNK

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GO!

>>382117898
What are you even talking about?

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someone has hidden my glasses again

>>382110539
Y-you tooo

*KA- POW* *CHUCK CHICK*

>>382118714
MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>382115470
Not enough fully modeled tits and vaginas

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>>382119006
*CHRRR CHUK CRRRICK*

>>382118714
Why do we have to wear these ridiculous ties?

>>382123004
The skull on the zombies is the only thing better about the non-HD models

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>>382123004
*PLURCK*

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>>382117998
CHUK-CHUK-CHUK-CHUK-CHUK-CHUK-CHUK.

>>382123063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlHmNaB1iMw

>>382113283
Those bugs always reminded me of the arachnids from starship troopers

>>382110653
Then stay in the fucking car you fucking little piece of shit. Holy shit. 2/3 of the fucking game was traveling by car.

>>382123267
technology

>>382118285
MEDIC!

>>382109716
does this really need to be hot? you'd think a piece of rebar going through something would be enough to cause serious damage.

https://youtu.be/y3MP0z2_IyE

>>382109920
I can't think of a worse pistol in a video game.

>>382123601
The worst. HL1's sounds aggressive as fuck in comparison. *BOW BOW POW*
As opposed to HL2's *plop* *pop* *pep*.

>>382116343
Damn. Can a complete noob draw like that in 2 years with practice?

>>382124178
not him but i've seen insane progress like that in places like deviantart

>>382116343
Impressive

t /ic/ person

>>382124178
Yes. You'd be surprised at how well people can get good at drawing in a year or two.

>>382109889
*radio noises*

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>>382114746
I have a version of the HL2 much more fixed up than the original leak version or what missing information has, if you have any requests I'll see if I can get a pic for you.

The only problems is I'm on windows 7 and the game barely runs in XP SP2 compatability mode and some maps just crash straight to desktop now.

>>382123483
Rule of cool.

>>382111923
just like your mom and dad enabled you to be a faggot

>>382123601
Doom pistol is completely useless, ugly, and sounds bad. At least, this pistol is useful at the beginning of the game.

>>382118285
Man FUCK these cock munching assholes

>>382125173
Post download or gtfo

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>>382125481
I'd have to upload a few gigs so no

>>382125352
>Doom pistol is completely useless, ugly, and sounds bad

And it's also clunky. But, of course, the faggots will never admit that.

>>382112539
And that's how CIA survived.

>>382125649
But i like Doom and i do agree that the pistol no mater what version (hell even DOOM 4's version) all are kinda stupid

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REEEEEEEEE PEW

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>>382124178
Yes

>>382125481

Just lookg around the internet, the HL2 alpha/beta maps can easily be found with a few searches. Best place to start is the ValveNewsNetwork videos on the original and unreleased versions of maps.

>>382109716
*wooOoOoO* *brbrbrnnn*

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>>382126218

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Sounds from obscure sourcemods?


TOOM TOOM TOOM TOOM

>>382123017
Oh, you want to know why? I'll tell you why. It's symbolic. The management wants you to know that you're their dog so you're wearing their leash.

>>382125931
the alt on the ar2 was satisfying

FULLY

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>>382116343
Holy shit you're that anon? I have that pic saved from years ago, can't believe you're the same dude who made the voice sfx video too.

>>382129708
you're a little late

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BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>time slows down
BRA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA

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So-called "mole people"

>>382131906
>cut hair and get new glasses
>keep thinking i look like someone
>never figure out who
Today I found out. Thanks anon, thanks Alex. Switching to lenses.

>>382132091
POST
H
O
T
O

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>>382131528
>BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>382110918
>>382114152
This gave me unironic nostalgia
Is it bad that i'm starting to get nostalgic for 4chan?

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>>382132197
no piss off

>>382125980
do you have the yearly progress chart of that ran waifuing drawfag?

>>382116293
Image they affected human and antlion alike, that'd be crazy...