>four kings >there are infinite kings

>>382091219
Not infinite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huhM4J8vLSQ

>>382091219
>fishnets on the slutty one

MUH FUCKING DICK

>>382091219
That image sickens me, as does anything that represents an established character as a shitty offmodel animu grill.

>>382091331
So basically, they just forgot to add a counter limit that says "stop spawning kings after 4 have spawned".

Bravo fromsoft

hips too wide

>>382092375
counter and* limit

>>382092375
I think they probably finished designing the bossfight and then went
>shit what do you call it
>how many do you need to kill on average to win?
>4? ...4 kings!

They are undead dumbass

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>>382091989
>implying 4cucks wouldn't be an infinitely better boss if it was like this

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>>382092385
Ireland go and stay gone

>>382091989
>4shits
>established character
it's a random boss without a bit of fucking lore which happened to be put in the game solely for the purpose of being a filler and another big ugly monster you have to kill to progress.

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>>382095319
this fanart is so based

>>382091219
4 niggers are the easiest boss in DaS, prove me wrong.

>>382095708
4shitstains is the worst """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""boss""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" in the entire history of gaming, fire me cuntheads.

>>382091219
4 Queens are cute! CUTE!

>>382095708

Man, you can't even meme that. Pinwheel exists.

>>382095956
Pinwheel was a boss?

>>382095889
kek, i remember that guy

>>382091219
Lorewise, the abyss and deep allows for cloning oneself.
You can see further examples of this with Darklurker and Pontiff Sullyvahn.

>>382096015

Technically.

>>382096212
>Lorewise, the abyss and deep allows for cloning oneself
>being a lorecuck
In case of 4skins it was just a retarded design choice.
>"Hey, Miyazaki-san-kun-senpai-tachi. How should we design this next boss arena?"
>"Just don't texture anything. wwwwww"
>"What about the boss itself?"
>"Same retarded AI as anything else in the game. Oh, and only give them, like, three attacks."
>"Won't that be too easy?"
>"Copy and paste the boss a couple times"

>>382096083
>tfw he drove some stupid fujo to an hero
grand kekkerino

>>382095708
If they're so easy then why did I keep dying to them??

>>382096472
because it's supposed to be the shittiest parody of a "fight" in Souls series.

I'm getting some deja vu here

>>382096423
>"Also add an undodgeable magic homing attack and the only way to avoid it is running away until the next kang spawns"
more like Myiahacki

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1. Terrible tumblr-tier design
2. Shit DPS fight mechanics
3. Worst battle theme in the game
4. Literally the most bland and uninspired arena
5. Bed of Chaos is literally a perfection in comparison to it
And in fact, many other shit. By the way, you literally cannot disprove anything of the aforesaid

>>382096423
Sounds like some salt there, anon.

Personally, I liked it and didn't have much issue with it
on my level 1 run.

>>382091219
This boss is actually worse than Bed of Chaos because at least Bed of Chaos isn't 100% luck based.

i beat 4kids with dark knight sword, just learned all the cues for each attack animation. You can easily dodge the grabs, the explosion, and the magic projectiles

there is some luck to it but its much easier if you have some form of backup ranged attack or have an second shield to swap out to absorb magic damage

>>382096839
>I made the super easy Pyromancer 1-shot build
I wish people would stop acting like this is an accomplishment. He was easy as shit on my SL4 run (no pyromancy, no sorcery, Leather armor, Fire Battleaxe +10) once I learned where to stand to avoid most of his attacks. 4 Kings is literally just a boss fight that people psych themselves out with, once you hug his right armpit and learn to roll/block, you win.

But let me guess, now you want to tell us about how you beat Gwyn with a Broken Straight Sword (by parrying his super easy to read moves).

>>382097320
>unironically fighting 4shits in any way other than slapping its shit in Havel's
what a nigger you are.

>>382097320
no anon, i just used a club.

Totally worth it for the Infinite use red eye orb.

>>382091219
>Fromsoft promised to release a patch removing 4skins from the game when the PtD DLC is out
>it never happened

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>mfw some retard says that 4dicks is an "alright boss"
>no lore
>no atmosphere
>shit music
>shit design
>shit fight

>>382097320
>not just CE instakilling it
welcom to cuckdom.

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>>382097515
>no lore
just goes over your head friend.
But don't mind me I'm just writing a collage thesis on why 4 kings is the greatest boss in the history of video games.

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Didn't we have this exact thread yesterday, with exactly the same art being posted too?

>>382098269
it's a glitch in the matrix

>>382098269
You're the nolifer who spends too much time on 4chan, you tell us

>>382098269
Some of the posts are the same too. Tis strange

>>382091219
>>382095319
>>382095705
is there more lewd fanart of the 4 Kings (female)?

>>382091219
This image gave me a boner

>>382099195
if only 4shits were like this in the actual game it'd be a slightly better boss (not much better cuz it's so much shit its barely redeemable yet not completely hopeless).

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>4cucks apologists

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WE

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Darkwraiths did nothing wrong
>kept 4niggers in their right place (cesspool inside a mountain of Anor-Londo)
literally /ourguys/

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>>382091219
The design of these cucks is just cosmically faggy.
I mean, it's so faggy it completely fails at fitting into the game's setting.

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>Game supposedly rewards you for being cautious, and taking your time to examine/understand the enemies attacks
>lol you waited too long bro, now there's 4 of them fucking your shit up.

>>382100581
Actually the game most rewards measured aggression, not caution. The best strategy in the game when playing with melee characters is rolling and then attacking in recovery frames.

>>382100723
the thing is, 4cucks fight is based on retarded DPS mechanics which make it either tedious or shitpiss-easy and most imporantly, breaks the game's main rule - to fight bosses with skill, a lot of attention and cunning approach instead of retard rushing. This "boss" being a DPS race seriously ruins a Souls game which is based around 80% skill and maybe 20% equipment although it can technically be 100% skill.

>>382095428
W I D E R

>>382100723
Sure, but only for a skilled/experienced player. A lot of people spend most of their first playthrough playing defensively.

>>382095319
No it would not, it would take the fear of the Abyss and the weird-ass looks of the kings away, and would not fit in the world of Souls at all. Plus they would be easier to kill.

>>382095708
Hardest boss if you're on ng+2 and sl1

>>382091219

>4 KINGs

>picture makes them all female

That's dumb you're dumb.

>>382103220
>implying
are you a faggot by any chance?

>>382103813
lol

>>382091331
i watched this whole thing
truly we are in the age of weaponized autism

>>382103856
I do not let my dick control my actions.

>There is one faggot that's constantly trying to make threads on 4chan to vent because he sucks so much dick he can't even beat 4kings and tries to justify it and deflect it as much as possible saying it's a shitty bossfight

Nah, it's a pretty cool fight, you just suck dick and are unable to beat it because of that. Don't list me 15 reasons why you think it's a shitty battle, cause it's not, you just suck. Don't deflect it, let it hit you fucking scrub

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4KINGS IS A SHITTY FIGHT BASED ON BULLSHIT MECHANICS BECAUSE THEY SPAWN 4 ENEMIES IT'S A SHITTY FIGHT BULLSHIT MECHANICS BTW THEY SPAWN MORE THAN 4 LOL WHAT A SHITTY BOSSFIGHT THIS GAME IS NOT GOOD AT ALL WHAT A SHITTY BULLSHIT FIGHT SHIT BULLSHIT BOSS SHIT BULLSHIT GAME IT'S TOTALLY NOT ME

>>382100529

>sucking so much dick at the game that you need to nitpick details that you don't like in order to try to justify how much dick you suck at the game

wew
best bait

>>382104030
So you're a faggot then. Well I'm not judging you.

>>382104324
>he posted this unironically
so how does it feel being a cuck?

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>>382104353
I'm judging you. What kind of virgin wants every fucking design to be a "sexy animu waifu" or "cute loli daughteru"? It's bland and boring, and yes i'm fucking mad

>>382091219
how come 4 kings was so easy? is it harder in the ng+ stuff? did i level up to much? is playing a rolly polly pyro build easy mode?

>>382104413

>try beating 4kings
>can't because i suck dick
>I better go on 4chan and call somebody a cuck!

I bet you died at pinwheel too, lmao
Point at him
Point at him and laugh

>>382104525
4shits isn't meant to be fought legit because it's an extremely shitty designed "bossfight" due to the fact that the second half of the game was rushed as fuck.

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>>382101030
How wide?

>>382104504
>What kind of virgin wants every fucking design to be a "sexy animu waifu" or "cute loli daughteru"?
What kind of a literal cosmic faggot does NOT want?

>>382104716

>blahblahblah I can't beat a boss because i suck dick

that's all I read

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>>382104725

>>382104780
This is Satan trying to trick you.

>want to replay DS1
>remember 4shits is a thing

sigh
every fucking time it dawns on me
why did fromsoft ruin their potential masterpiece of a game with this piece of cunt "boss"
WHY

>>382091331
Why does his DS looks so much better than mine?

>>382104780
Someone who prefers aesthetics over cutesy shit

>>382104886
4shits?
How about Bed of Shits?

>>382104886
>>382104931
The game just generally goes downhill after you get the lord vessel.

Nito is okay, but the Catabombs are just as shit as the dino butt land.

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>>382104913
>unironically calling picrelated "aesthetics"
lmao what a retard you are.

>>382104909
DSFix mod for PC

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>>382104913
>4fags
>aesthetics

>>382104931
stop insulting bed of chaos. At least it has a great build-up, rich lore and fantastic visuals (the "fight" is a total RNG niggery tho).

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>>382105219
>>382105364
I was not talking about 4kings in particular, but i still like them. Fight me

>>382105219
Form language is aesthetics in itself anon.

>>382105219
Although I hate making things into women to please your dick, I can't help but feel if they were sexy women then atleast someone would be happy. Their design is really lacking.

>>382105458
>Form language
wat
stop spewing nonexistent badly made up terms plz

>>382103220
autism

>>382105726
>Not knowing what form language is

And you'd think this was a board about video games. Kek.

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>>382105657
could've been worse, we could've ended with this

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>>382104103
>being this asshurt

>>382105835
Now that is horrible design, he looks like a WoW character

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>>382091219
>>382095319
>>382095705
>>382095947
>>382098937
I wonder why did Scas never draw any lewds of the 4queens? He has a great style, and this is a material with a great potential for his artistry.

>>382095319
>>382095705
Eroge version of Souls when?

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>>382104780
I'd prefer them to look like this.

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>people bragging about what they did on pve

>>382106393
decent artists prefer not to touch the shitsmear called 4kings.

>>382104786
Because it's a fucking retarded fight with stupid DPS mechanics. You have to face unlimited niggers unless you deal enough damage. It just contradicts the main rule of the game - fighting bosses with your own skill and careful approach.
That being said, FUCK 4fags to hell.

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>>382105071
>dino butt land
This one always gets me

>There are several places with just the upper torso of a dragon (or was it just the one in the painting world?)
>you go to an underground level and it's just covered in the lower halves of dragons, for some reason

>>382097515
the abyss is an amazing zone

4kings is a haunting and interesting boss battle

your taste is shit

>>382095319
HNNNNGH muh fucking dick
for what literal specific reason there aren't more fanart like this?!

>>382112185
Funny thing is it's pretty much the ONLY piece of fanart 4cucks ever got. And it's only decent because it's lewd cute anime girls.

>>382110494
t. major cuckmeister

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>>382106753

>>382106393
Post more of Yuria of Londor, please

>>382106596
Well, there's Demon's Sperm. Closest you're ever going to get.

>>382106596
>>382116572
Succubus Heaven is pretty much shittier eroge dark souls