Choose your weapon.

>>382089258
left
bc style is important mmkay

>>382089258
I live in butt fuck nowhere with no porn shop for a 100 miles so the pink one cause i need a fucking dildo for my hungry asshole

>>382089258
Left. Longer range

>>382089258
Left for single player and right for pvp

>>382089258
Well I'm not gonna turn down a free dildo

>>382089258
Both. Dildo in off-hand.

>>382089449
Range is useless when you're getting pink spunk on your face

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5% crit is better.

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>>382089258
uhhhh right because it has the same damage as the left and has critical hits

>>382089449
Don't you see the right one's projectile attack?

>>382089258
right is better in every way, that projectile attack will be great

left, if I got a low % crit I might kill off something which I don't want to kill but instead just keep at low hp.

god i want to suck a cock

>>382089823
Mom, go to bed.

Is that a particle effect on the dildo? This is important