EA has the worst customer service imaginable. After two hours of trying to get Extra Content I've downloaded to work on a new computer, they basically instructed me to delete all my spore data, so we're starting fresh
PICK a fucking planet /v/
>>382080768
>it took a universal purge to stop timmy turner
Jesus.
Also what's the difference between the planets?
>>382081017
Other than location on the map, its usually color of the land/water, and some geography/climate changes
>>382081117
let's go bottom right this time
>>382080768
Top left looks nice.
>>382081503
>>382081468
Last run through we picked bottom right aswell. the planet even looks kinda similar. Lets go with top left, which also has a surprisingly familiar color scheme.
What are ya hungry for?
>>382081634
We need to be MEAT EATERS
>>382081713
The meat and flesh of the weak.
>>382081740
>>382081730
Nice and slim this playthrough. What mode?
>>382081825
WE GO HARD
Name a game thats similar to Spore where you create a life form? Is there anything?
>>382081825
Hard, of course
>>382081825
ezpz tbqh
>>382081825
Hard or nothing baby.
>>382081825
HARD LIKE MY COCK.
>>382081909
We going hard
>>382081910
>>382081902
>>382081852
What are we naming this Earth Like planet?
>>382081992
Htrae
>>382081992
JEWTOPIA
>>382081992
Timmy Turner
>>382081992
America
>>382081992
/v/enus
>>382080768
I lost my product code to this game, apparently it was in the manual or something instead of being on the box. I own the disc right here but can't play the game, why is EA so gay?
>>382081992
Palkia
>>382082081
Twommy Turner
>>382082153
Just download a iso torrent and use the key generator that comes with it?
Could you maybe not upload several megabyte large images this time?
Not everyone has american internet.
>>382082153
You can always get it super cheap on Steam. Only $15 for all 3 parts of the game. $10 if you don't want the Creepy & Cute parts.
>>382082337
>american internet
>good
Pick one.
>>382082153
Even if you had the code, you still didn't uninstall the game properly and unassigned said code.
Which means you are not permitted to install the game again until that code is released.
>>382082337
>implying American internet even scratches the surface of quality that internet in other countries have
>>382082153
they try to make things easier by making them harder
>>382082053
I think i like this one the best, maybe a HUGE schnoz is in our future
We made it. Too bad indians fucked me over, and now we get the tutorial. What first?
>>382082492
EAT
>>382082492
Get big and healthy nigga.
>>382082492
We must eat, so we can become Strong as ox, and befriend all natives, only to then backstab them for profit!
>>382082492
balanced diet, omnivores are objectively better than carnafags
>>382082492
What all the other creatures of jewtopia do. start collecting shekels goy
>>382082492
Considering this is Jewtopia, you need to go all blue to become the ultimate jew.
>>382082492
Go fuck dat phat white protozoa ass
>>382082859
>>382082846
>>382082770
>>382082690
>>382082680
>>382082563
Being jewish has its perks. first three suggestions are top priority. lemme know what you guys want to change on our friend here.
Also, what route are we going boys?
>>382082959
ALL THE WEAPONS
I thought the servers were dead?
>>382082959
FULL OFFENSE KILL THEM ALL
>>382082959
mouths everywhere, we must consume the world
>>382082959
Scorpion Claw and Tail
>>382083047
what this guy said. only mouths(and eyes)
>>382082959
We need gangly jew eyes, and we must become omnivore. Jews are very picky eaters
>>382082959
like 30 mouths
both herbivore and carnivore
we are no ok with only eating HALF of the world
no eyes
>Timmy Turner prized eyes
>Name Your Species (Name Pending) prizes only mouths
>>382083148
>>382083127
>>382083048
>>382083047
>>382083040
>>382083037
>>382082973
No one can touch our coins now goy. give me a name and a color scheme.
>>382082959
Blue. Blue, blue and more blue. All blue, all the time.
>>382082959
Many mouths, so we can preach the word to the poor goyim!
>>382083217
red for going 3x faster
>>382083217
World Eater
>>382083217
Green and purple, obviously.
Call it Goylent.
>>382083208
fuck off with that shit
isn't even vidya
>>382083217
WHITE AND BLUE
>>382083217
Quattro Vajewna
>>382083217
Goypole
>>382083217
call it proud kike
>>382083217
Our skin is dyed red from all the eating.
>>382083305
>implying it's not vidya
>>382083217
BLUE, and some yellow.
Name is Coinmasta!
>>382083217
gold chain somewhere (or just a splash of yellow)
>>382083230
>>382083261
>>382083281
>>382083291
>>382083295
>>382083326
>>382083324
>>382083337
>>382083379
>>382083387
>>382083389
We'll make sure to add all the colors soon. but for now, a proud bold blue for mighty israel
>>382083324
this!
>>382083217
Sheckelberg
>>382083467
BLUE AND WHITE FOR ISRAEL!
>>382083387
It's not. It's literally Hunger Games shit.
It belongs on /b/ or /qst/
>>382083217
alos name it nigstein cus we make our gold and steal everyone elses
>>382083517
>is a video game
>not video games
You clearly need to make a jew that can commit all 7 deadly sins as efficiently as possible
>>382083517
>stop having fun on my board
why dont you get a hobby like knot tying and demonstrate by tying one to your neck and another to a freight train
You you two stop derailing the thread with your off-topic shit
Everything that bumps into Goylent dies. Proboscis was also acquired. this will be our prototype jew nose.
>>382083715
You are literally the cancer killing /v/.
Congratulations.
>>382083849
>video games are the cancer killing the video games board
really makes you think
>>382083835
Good goy.
>>382083835
Can the pink winged thing be our waifu?
>>382083835
find a big prey and EAT IT FROM THE INSIDE
>>382083849
Go back to bed underage
>>382083849
>he's killing /v/ by posting video games
>>382083907
>>382083849
>>382083942
>>382083715
>>382083517
>>382083387
>>382083305
Goys please. Dont fight. You're making Goylent upset.
>>382083835
Yesss, we can not allow those gays to live. Send them to hell
>>382083835
>Proboscis
And get the electric shock too, so later you can evolve taser tits.
>>382084016
is goy confirmed name?
>>382084060
Don't forget Poison
>>382084016
You can literally eat a giant cell from the inside with that jew nose.
>>382084110
>the jews gassing everyone
Really makes ya think huh
>>382083907
>>382083945
>/v/ermin
>videogames
That's a laugh. It's the farthest thing from video games.
Whatever. I came here for spore, I'm not going to join this fight.
>>382084174
And he will!
>>382084016
like timmy had eyes we should focus on the nostroles of this kike. ill be dammed if we let more alpha niggers in our way smelling out a quick buck
>>382084198
>qualifies for the definition of a video game
>isnt a video game
What did he mean by this?
>>382083467
find a way to make it look like a star of david
>>382084367
oh shit
this
>>382084367
Goylent must walk with 3 legs
In dont know how spore works. Can you specialize in parasitism?
>>382084438
>>382084367
>>382084482
Consider it done goy
>>382084607
Does it have poison?
>>382084184
they're taking it back from the nazis
>>382084607
mazal tov
>>382084503
No, there is herbivore, omni-vore, carnivore and friendship, and later killy, friendly, and capitalism.
>>382084607
>electro gassing, stabbing sucking jew
Its beautiful
>>382084503
nah, spore develops as you play from cell/DNA stage (what we're in now, plays like fish game, eat things smaller, grow bigger, eat bigger things), creature stage (plays like a stripped down MMO complete with tab combat), tribal stage (plays like a watered down RTS), civ stage (plays like what you'd think, a little bit of 4x, a little bit of rts), space stage (run around the galaxy fuckin shit up
>>382084607
when we evolve make its tail a menorah
>>382084724
>>382084717
>>382084705
>>382084672
he does now goy
>>382084607
remove the eyes the mere sight of the goy-organisms offends our senses
>>382084957
No coins shall remain safe.
>>382084967
But friend, we must help them understand! At a fair fee of course
WE DID IT GOYS
now the fun part starts
>>382084967
orgoynisms
>>382085141
We need 1 leg. I demand it.
>>382085146
Good one fellow jew!
>>382085141
need eight legs
>>382085141
A tail menorah
>>382085141
needs nine legs
>>382085187
>>382085141
Eight legs.
>>382085187
Timmy had one leg. This needs to
>>382085141
Remove his eye sight and give him one both with which to consume the universe
>>382085141
Our nose must be large enough to suck up as many free resources as we can.
>>382085141
>Made it in time for the Timmy thread
>EA has managed to fuck that up too
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
>>382085274
>>382085313
I second this motion.
>>382085141
>>382085329
*mouth not both
>>382085336
Hey, at least we weren't that far in before the universe got cleansed.
>>382085141
Scorpion Claws and Tail
>>382085417
Only an act of meta spitefulness could stop Timmy. F.
But for now, THE NOSEBERGS SHALL RULE THIS PLANET ALL SHALL BE MADE KOSHER!
Four legs, four sides to a dredle
>>382085536
I thought we were going with a star of david theme
>>382085141
i swear to god if you don't wind up with merchant talents come city phase, i'll ruin your credit score
A giant, walking nose.
Spider goy to hoard the shekels
Don't worry if i dont respond goys, im trying to incorporate the best ideas. I'll be finished soon.
>>382085617
Never played before. how does one get those?
>>382085862
Being neutral in the tribal stage.
>>382085862
Go all blue with the affinities.
>>382085852
Looks amazing already.
>>382085852
How long till we get a real shekel smellin nose?
>>382085852
A single huge eye stalk!
>>382085852
ONLY THE FOULEST OF HEEB MAGICKS COULD HAVE BIRTHED THIS BEAST. It's not even on land and it's already monopolized a banking union!
>>382085852
>no eyes
If we must be a beastly idiot we will be the strongest beasty idiot on the field
THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG
MAKE HIM STRONGER
>>382085852
are you trying to build a merkava?
>>382085852
Make us bumblebee coloured. Yellow and black.
>>382085987
No, no eyes
>>382085852
glorious
>>382085862
make sure your creature timeline is blue for israel
then you get money bombs to jew people into your bidding goy
>>382086064
no, we must be white and blue. PRAISE ISRAEL!
>>382085852
Needs a pair of permanently rubbing hands
>>382080768
To make a spore account, you need an origin account. You use your origin account to sign up online on spore.
>>382086085
Why are you so adamant about having no eyes?
>>382086085
we shall be guided by the smell of shekels alone
>>382085958
ASAP.
>>382086152
>>382086117
>>382086089
>>382086085
>>382086029
>>382086004
>>382085995
>>382085958
And look at this beautiful goy. He even has a little hat!
Any objections before we begin?
>>382086169
Maximum shekel smelling
Shit I can't believe I found this thread again.
>Timmy Turner is dead
Fuck this shit OP.
>>382085852
>>382086152
When you can add arms switch the front legs for this.
>>382086229
OY VEY! HOW WILL WE PROTECT OUR SHECKLES?
>>382086229
1 submarine type eye
>>382086229
None, this is great.
>>382086229
No objections, he's perfect
>>382086229
No penis, pretty accurate lets goooo
>>382086169
A true goy is guided by the smell of shekles, light is irrelevant
>>382086229
Bueno excellente
>>382086229
Oh that's Kosher. There will be 6 million of us in no time!
THREAD THEME! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_IjK42BRYo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_IjK42BRYo
>>382086435
>>382086418
>>382086364
>>382086338
>>382086332
>>382086330
>>382086315
will do.
We have crawled from the abyss onto land. The smell of natural metal is overwhelming. How can we bare it?
>>382086169
Once we snuff out the light out of these universe there will be no need for eyesalso Timmy Turner had a shitton of eyes so we should go the complete opposite
>>382086496
we must coerce the goyim to do our bidding
>>382086496
Make sure we go full blue so that we're Merchants in the space stage
>>382086496
>How can we bare it?
OY VEY! THEY CALL THIS A RESORT?? WHERE IS THE MAMAGER? I DEMAND A REFUND! THEY SHOULD BE PAYING US TO STAY HERE.
>>382086496
kill everything
>>382086496
Can we possibly add more hands for maximum shekle hoarding?
>>382086496
time to make these goys our "friends".
>>382086640
>>382086635
>>382086602
>>382086591
>>382086536
>>382086675
Jesus Christ its like a horror movie.
GUARD YOUR POCKETS
>>382086693
legs are too thick
>>382086693
LETS GET THIS SHOA ON THE ROAD!
>>382086635
Perhaps we should reconsider, it might be best that we leech off of our neighbors until we recieve more power and backstab those goys afterwards
>>382086732
All fat on the legs was replaced with shekels.
>>382086773
We kill the weak ones, but ask the strong ones for prote-I mean friendship.
LOOK GOYS
FREE FOOD
>>382086773
This is how you claim israel.
>>382086883
OY GEVALT! I SAW IT FIRST! IT'S MINE ACTUALLY, I DROPPED IT.
>>382086796
then not thick enough
>>382086883
free moneyee?! eat eat eat eat
>>382086996
>>382086960
>>382086796
>>382086763
Look goys. I found a neighbor. He's real plump.
What so we do?
>>382087079
Shake that goy and rid him of his shekels.
>>382087079
He looks fat with shek-I - I Mean, he looks like a good griend to the people of the Nosensteins!
>>382087079
sex it and leave none of the women and children alive
>>382087079
Make friends with him so he owes us later
>>382087079
exploit
>>382087079
Make friends, then backstab him after using him to take down a harder enemy!
>>382087079
CONSUME
>>382087302
>>382087192
>>382087171
>>382087169
>>382087167
>>382087163
>>382087156
They're starting to like us goys
>>382087376
CONSUME
>>382087376
sell him a fixed rate mortgage
>>382087376
GOOD GOYIM!
>>382087456
FIXED! FIXED HE SAYS! VARIABLE RATE! WITH VERY GOOD TERMS FOR THE FIRST 12 AEONS!
>>382085274
seven vaganias
After making new "friends", we banged real quick and now we're ready to evolve. I have all the mod packs, thanks to the indians, so feel free to request something from a different pack, and i'll add it if i can
>>382087678
Our nose must grow commensurate to our fortune.
>>382087678
could you please add something for RIPPING AND TEARING
>>382087678
Graspers! We need to be able to carry all the profi- gifts from our new relationships!
>>382087678
Scorpion Claws and Tail
>>382087678
We need a jew hat somehow
>>382087678
Rubbing hands on the front please
>>382087770
>>382087678
NOSE MUST GROW
>>382087539
This! Fixed rate is a meshugana. Variable rate loans for all the good goyim!
>>382088027
>>382087996
>>382087849
>>382087773
>>382087770
>>382088046
I cant wait to get my hands on some new shiny shekels
>>382088267
oy vey! my dreidel, it's spinning on it's own! What a shoah!
>>382088267
How do you even have enough DNA for all that
>>382088361
Isnt it obvious?He's Jewish
>>382088267
>>382088361
Are you trying to a-audit our evolution??
>>382088432
Yes!
I demand to know where those DNA points came from!
>>382088432
oy veyyy
>>382088490
they were a gift! it doesnt matter who from!
>>382088576
>>382088492
>>382088490
>>382088432
>>382088430
Our neighbors over east werent too welcoming of us. I think its because we're jewish. What do we do goys?
>>382088627
We take our friends over and we show them we mean BUISNESS!
>>382088627
IT'S ANUDDA SHOA! THIS TIME THE GOYIM WILL FEEL THE HEAT OF THE OVENS!
>>382088267
Glorious
>>382080768
>pick a planet /v/
they all look the same WUDDAFUG
>>382088627
Get our new friends and use those pawns to help eliminate this threat to our future empire
>>382088627
THEY KNOW. SHUT IT DOWN.
>>382088627
SHUT THEM DOWN!
>>382088627
>>382088792
>>382088787
Use our friends! SHUT IT DOWN.
>>382088627
kindly impose a system where they funnel you shekels for the "ownership" of land
>>382088921
>>382088851
>>382088792
>>382088787
>>382088672
>>382088669
Completed. Me and my Goyfriend over here took care of it. on the way home i found a really pretty shell(kel). No one can have it though, unless they're willing to pay a price. do i have any takers?
>>382088627
RECRUIT OUR "FRIENDS" AND SHUT THEM DOWN
>>382088627
oi vey show those barberyan whats what gafilte
>>382088971
Oy vey, that shell is useless!
I can get rid of it for you for a low price of 6,66 shekels
>>382088971
>>382089102
Don't listen to this one. I'll make sure that rubbish shell is properly disposed of! All fees and taxes paid! Only 12 shekels. Not one less!
>>382089102
If it's useless, why do you want it?
>>382089232
>>382089218
>>382089102
NEVERMIND THAT
I ran into the most...the most beautiful goyette i ever laid my graspers on.
Quick, how do i impress her?
>>382088971
If its supposed to be jewish then why are you guys calling it a goy? Goy means non-jews.
>>382089291
Show her your 401k
>>382089291
force goy senpai into bankruptcy so they have to marry into your media empire money
>>382089291
Show her your wallet, Goy!
>>382089291Goy means non-jew
>>382088971
no
you must accrue MORE shellkels
INTEREST my goy
>>382089291
Insert proboscis
>>382089291
I-i've never experienced a authentic relationship with my business career on the front line... give her chocolates or...
>>382089391
AH THIS MY FRIEND THIS! YOU VILL ENJOY MUCH SUCKY SUCKY
>>382089551
>>382089529
>>382089517
>>382089326
>>382089443
THATS THE WORST PART
How can i love a goyette if she doesnt value my shekels as much as I do?
I cant do it.
>>382089606
nice save
Go exploit I mean make friends with another species
>>382089606
plenty of gefilte fish in the sea! We have goyim to enslav-I mean, to bring under the protection of our generous stewardship! Very good rates!
I think I found our next "friend"! How are we going to go about this?
>>382089606
You must racemix to blend in with the goyim.
>>382089932
we need customers to sell shit to
>>382089932
Shortstacks are degenerate filth, erase them.
>>382089932
This goy is too small for a meaningful "partnership". Kill it and pillage its home the other goys wont notice
>>382089932
Oh that one looks like a sucker!
>>382089983
We must establish a line of credit with them immediately!
>>382089932
How do they compare to our other good goyim?
link to last thread?
>>382090080
>>382090028
They are exactly the kind of creature to pay for whatever we give them!
>>382090140
No point. We started anew.
>>382090305
>>382090278
>>382090116
>>382090101
>>382090080
>>382090028
>>382089983
>>382089952
OUR BUSINESS GROWS! THE GOYS HAVE NO IDEA!
>>382090140
>>381988485
>>382089932
Looks like it's time to genocide th- err I mean build a settlement on our ancestral lands.
>>382090305
>>382090325
i thought i missed a thread but thanks
Our money makers got new shoes. anything else i should add before we move on and monopolize more?
>>382087678
an extra arm with a mating probe on the bottom would be beneficial
>>382090325
The circumcision was worth every shekel!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdJH7Y56c7Y
>>382090760
meant for this
>>382090752
>>382090752
S-SPEND??! Let's get back to mooching off these clowns already.
>>382090752
We need a better hat to show our clients we mean business.
>>382090752
NOSES
MAKE THEM BIGGER THAN THE BODY AND PUT THE LEGS THERE
>>382090752
Scorpion tail to backstab the goyim
>>382090325
Maybe a new paintjob? White stripes would be splendid
>>382090894
We have no noses goy, its sad but we will find more soon.
>>382090858
>>382090845
>>382090843
Right. Back to business.
They dont look too friendly
>>382091061
We may need to pacify these goyim. This is our holy land after all!
>>382091061
Time to show these nazis who's boss-Er, make your golden goyim show them who's boss!
>>382091061
IT IS TOIME TO KILL. We must ventilate our blood lust so that we don't ruin anything in the future
>>382091209
YES!! Summon our greatest ally! They'll show these fascists whose planet this is!!
>>382091292
>>382091247
>>382091209
>>382091173
We lost a goy in combat. He was a good client.
F
However, even worse news. Our business moved locations! We need to relocate.
I had better see you blow up one of your allies warships later on or i'll be disappointed
>>382091345
Get moving, time is money! Just remember to look for any shekeletons along the way.
>>382091345
WHAT A SHOAH! IT'S THE HOLOCAUST ALL OVER AGAIN!I hope our new location has better catering! That last place was a dump!
>>382091502
Sailor here, not cool. Funny as hell but not cool.
>>382091345Goy means non-jew
>>382091727
I'm pretty sure he means that one of his allies died but it really is hard to tell
>>382091727
Silly you! We don't send our own to fight!
>>382091727
I know that. Our firstClientwas the one who died
This new terrain is very difficult to traverse though. and the road has very hostile goatmen.
What do?
>>382091879
Are we still in the blue? We have to stay in the blue. Do whatever you have to to stay in the blue.
>>382091879
>Hostile Goatmen
OY VEY THEY'RE AFTER OUR HOLY LAND
>>382091879
Leave the goats to tos dirty muslims, the holy land is calling for you!
>>382091879
Have we been gassed?? The suspense is killing me!
>>382091972
>>382091969
>>382091926
Just our luck goys. theres ANOTHER hostile camp in the way. This terrain is getting worse by the minute. I dont know how much longer we can stay hidden
>>382092461
These hebrew might need to get biblical.
We made it to the holy land! Praise! we'll have to deal with out goatmen neighbors a different time, but for now, lets count our shekels and call it a night
Thank you goys. its 3:20 am here and i think im callin it a night. i'll see you all tomorrow, at 11:30 to continue our chronicles
>>382089291
The Jewish word for goyette is "shiska." In any case, that ain't no goyette, that's a Jewess.
>>382092660
Nighto
>>382092660
By Moses' beard! Now THIS is a good location for a market! Goodnight, OP. See you next time.try not to kill us through meta
>>382092827
>>382092824
>>382092723
Maybe after another night of goylent, I want to try making a galactic adventures game with /v/, and see how well that works. let me know if it sounds interesting.
>my copy is dead
>urge to play spore, and galactic adventures of all things after this threads
anyone has a working torrent? all I find is people in the coments saying the models don't move