>"I wonder what's on top of that hill!"
>A shrine
>"Oh what the fuck! Who is this bird dude with his instrument? I wonder what this leads too!
>A shrine
>"Oh wow, I wonder what quest this woman is going to give me!
>Collect 20 bat wings and on the rare occasion, go find this shrine
>"Oh sweet, I wonder what's in this encampment!"
>Blue Mokoblins instead of orange ones....
>".... Fuck.. I wonder what's on th-.."
>SHRINE
>"What's behind that waterfa-..."
>SHRINE
>"CHECK OUT THIS FUCKING DRAGON, HOLY SHIT I WONDER WHAT IT LEADS TO-...."
>MOTHER FUCKING SHRINE
FUCK THIS, MOTHER FUCK THIS PIECE OF TRASH GAME. NOTHING BUT FUCKING LITERAL TREE TURDS AND FUCKING SHRINES
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>>382042429
>he thought Nintendos first open world game wouldn't be complete trash
lmao at your life senpai
ur one roight mad little cunt aren't u
>>382042429
Point taken.
>tfw Jim Sterling was right
Apologize
Man, I wish I could have seen your reaction when they revealed that the biggest part of DLC Pack 1 is literally another shrine.
>>382042429
welcome to the wonders of open world gaming
you can do """"""""""""anything""""""""""
>>382042429
>waahhhhh it shuld be like muh goobiesoft games and just have everything on the map from the start
>>382042812
y-y-you're.... kidding me, right?
>>382042429
>"I wonder what's on top of that hill!"
>A hole in the ground
>"Oh what the fuck! Who is this kid moping about? I wonder what this leads too!
>A golden skulltula
>"Oh wow, I wonder what quest this woman is going to give me!
>You want milk? You want me to buy milk or milk a cow? Or on the rare occasion run across all of hyrule to show a quest item to another NPC
>"Oh sweet, I wonder what's in this encampment!"
>Stalfoses instead of lizalfos....
>".... Fuck.. I wonder what's on th-.."
>A HOLE IN THE GROUND
>"What's behind that waterfa-..."
>A HOLE IN THE GROUND
>"CHECK OUT THIS GHOST IN THE DISTANCE, HOLY SHIT I WONDER WHAT IT LEADS TO-...."
>MOTHER HOLE IN THE GROUND
FUCK THIS, MOTHER FUCK THIS PIECE OF TRASH GAME. NOTHING BUT FUCKING HOLES IN THE GROUND AND LITERAL GOLD SPIDERS.
>>382043370
Where did OP imply any of that in his post, anon?
I absolutely love the older Zelda games. But the double standard some fans of those games have in relation to Breath of the Wild really is palpable.
I really wonder how Shrines could be such an evil all while you would happily dive into all kinds of caves and crap in the earlier games, that weren't even likely to have any decent treasure.