What emotion is this expression meant to convey?
druid mystery
>>382027987
A mix of fear and disgust.
>>382027987
it's a mystery
a druid touched his ass
that's just how druids look
Being utterly mystified.
>>382027987
that feel when no bearmode bf
>>382027987
Do you ever even see that druid in the game?
>>382027987
Hostility, he's yelling aggressively but his face is tired.
Or he was hiding in a bush and just jumpscared you.
>>382028709
>>382029034
I've heard others say this is completely false.
>>382030043
Really? Its plot summary seems to line up with Wikipedia's, and otherwise it's just funny descriptions of those batshit puzzles every point & click game had
>>382030471
>>382030043
It's not false, you can watch a playthrough on YouTube yourself and see just how bizarre it is.
>>382029034
>that slap cutscene
damn he wasn't kidding
>>382027987
He's terrified of whatever is coming his way. He's so terrified that it has also made him angry. He is also confused about whatever it is, so there is an element of mystery there.
>>382029034
>>382030043
The beginning is mostly real but you don't actually murder the hobo, the ending is fake.
Is this worth playing for how bizarre it is or is it a chore to play?
>>382031375
Well you don't get to see if he lives or not, but you do poison him with laboratory grade ethanol mixed with orange juice.
The lab grade ethanol causes your own character to pass out, I'd figure mixing that shit would be worse.
Please post more druids
Remember that thread years back where this one anon posted he was at a party and everyone left but him? He then played the house owners GameCube and let the cat outside and lost the cat I think. Them printed out this druid image and put them throughout the house in random places.
That was a good thread.
>>382031639
>is it a chore to play?
It was a chore to watch someone else playing it so I'd guess yes.
is druidposting making a comeback?
>>382032170
I fucking hope so
>>382027987
When you think you're home alone after a long day at work and you start masturbating only to find out that it's your surprise birthday party and everyone was hiding and waiting to see how long it'd take for you to notice and they instead wanted to see how deep the depraved rabbit hole of your life truly was. And now everyone knows that you masturbate to chubby BBW porn.
That face.
That face right there is when you realize that they've been watching for far too long.
>>382027987
Surprise buttsex
I remember when this was /v/'s version of CIA, photoshopping him into everything
>>382032404
>>382032547
>>382027987
Wasn't this face cursed or haunted?
>>382032547
Yes
>>382032547
>all those pics with a subtle screaming druid forever lost somewhere in my 4chan folder
Has anyone here ACTUALLY played this? Is it fun?
>>382032739
I probably have a bunch of images saved that I don´t even know have a druid face on them.
>>382032721
>masturbation techniques - the cock swinging method (animated)
>>382032882
aw fug
>>382033052
THAT'S the one you focus on instead of tolling of the bells?
>>382032404
>now everyone knows that you masturbate to chubby BBW porn.
oh gosh wow the horror, how could anyone possibly find something so utterly depraved arousing
>>382027987
>Get off my fucking lawn
>>382032547
Druid will always be /v/'s mascot in my eyes. That face always makes me smile
>>382027987
>>382032882
>Tfw had this picture for years and only now i notice the druid
>>382034092
>the druid
Anon I have news for you
https://youtu.be/TtaEHyGMwmQ?t=212
>>382032897
It's shit and the cover is the only reason people still remember it.
>>382034092
there are four
>>382034353
i'm not falling for this again
>>382032618
>no photoshop on the logo face
1/10 needs work
>>382027987
I realized this image has got to the point where i forgot it's a real video game.
I love this stupid druid. I'm surprised no one has done like a hd print and placed it in their home.
>>382034859
It's funny how people actually buy the game on steam, hoping it has a small icon with the druid's face.
Wasted opportunity from whoever placed the game on steam. Just a subtle druid in the middle of all other games.
>>382035085
Beautiful.
>>382035351
Worst part is that it doesn't even come with a grid icon.
If I ever make a game, I'd like to find a way to add a subtle druid in there. Like some well hidden easter egg or something.
>>382032170
It's a Twitter goon meme now.
>>382036224
What isn't a twitter meme at this point?
>>382033052
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Masturbation_Techniques_-_the_cock_swinging_method_(animated).gif
>>382032170
Retsupurae is doing a commentary of a longplay of it. They're up to part 4. Warning: there's LONG boring infodumps that last up to 30 minutes at times. You can skip past those.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuH3AdcVwfk
>>382033516
Would you want your friends and family see you masturbating at all really?
>>382032170
Did it ever left?
>>382032547
This used to be the picture on Phil Fish's Wikipedia page for a long, long time, I think it was there for a year or so before anyone caught on.
What was that Kickstarter where some /v/irgin managed to sneak in druids in the official concept art, displayed front and center on the project page? I recall it was some highly generic survival game with an exceedingly clueless dev.
>>382039540
Lore
>>382032618
best one
>>382033947
hahahahhahahaha oh my fucking god
thank you anon
>>382033947
Despacito started playing and this fucking syncs up
Oh god this thread. I love you guys.
>>382038978
God damn I never would have seen it
>>382036978
No but if I were jacking it to fucking fat chicks I wouldn't describe them as seeing "how deep the depraved rabbit hole of your life truly was"
>>382038978
What time frame? I'd love to see it on achive.org
>>382031908
>>382032309
tf2 soldier?
>>382043038
wot