>tfw nintendo females are taller than you

I like tall girls.

>>382007170
good taste

>>382007170

Patrician taste.

>>382007170
excellent taste

>>382007170
terrible taste

>>382007348
homo

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>>382007348

>>382007170
This guy gets it

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>>382007098

Peach must have some really long legs to be 6 foot 1.

>>382007098
no, they aren't, midget

>>382007516
well, maybe yes

>>382007608
I have a long body and short legs and arms... I look weird

>>382007676
How tall are you then, nintendo manlet?
Rosalina is over SEVEN (7) feet tall.

>>382007516
whoever he was he was a straight up fag

>>382007098
Nintendo has a thing for tall, blonde women.

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>tfw out of the suit and in heels Samus is shorter than manlet Marth

Can someone explain to me how this is possible?

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>tfw no amazon or shortstack gf

>>382007742
Isn't she shorter than samus?

>>382007742
I think he just meant in the picture.
>>382007892
Other M is poison.

>>382007892
Varia Suit morphs the body of whoever's wearing it

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honestly, if you're below six foot you should jsut be a tranny or only have gay sex with other manlets

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>>382007170
>6 foot even
>tfw I will never find a girl taller than me

>>382008164
Bait but you got me there

>>382007170
Goodest taste right there

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>>382007516
Honestly, if a Gerudo came up to me and said she wanted to marry me, I would immediately drop everything I was doing and go with her without question.

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>>382007170
>tfw this
>tfw 5'7
>tfw taller girls won't date or fuck smaller men than them

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>>382007892
That's nothing. Megaman X is canonically 5'4" tall.

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>>382007912
I feel you dude

>>382007912
I had a shortstack gf for a month. It was great. She is korean and is so cute. Them thighs, mayne.

>>382008671
X is modeled after a 15/16 year-old though, right?

>>382007098
Is Peach trying to play a prank or tickle Wii Fit Trainer's anus?

>mfw 145cm
>Flat as a plank, hair always messy
I have accepted i will never be loved

>>382009130
L O N D O N

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>>382009130
There are guys that find those qualities attractive, how new are you?

>>382007892
Before Other M, Samus used to be 190 cm without suit and heels.

>>382009347
LOL

How tall are Samus and Palutena?

>>382009347
lewd

>>382009419
So are you saying that Sm4sh ZSS is some sort of imposter? I just can't square this shit up.

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>>382009370
Nowhere near as many as tallfags/assfags/titsfagsg though, besides, i look like a little sister kid. There's only one group of people who like that.

>>382007098
>Peach is like 5'4"

Manlet detected.

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>>382009419
No, that was her measurements in the suit.

>>382009595
>>382007742

Rosalina and Palutena can change their size at will, they shouldn't count.

>>382009753
6 foot 1 is Peach's height, you dip.

>>382009753
Isn't she like 6 feet?

>>382009834

Samus and Palutena are the only two that matter.

I'm 5'5, how much taller than that are they?

>>382009864
>>382009871

That's bullshit measurement, not official.

>>382009816
Even if that's the suit' s height, Samus herself would still be over 6 foot, probably 6'1". The boot only gives about an inch of height and so does the helmet.

>>382009986
>source: my ass

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>>382009928
>I'm 5'5
>the furfag spic is also a fucking manlet

>>382007170
fpbp

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>>382009928

>>382007516
I dont get fags like this. If shes ok with me being short I dont give a shit

>>382010164
>using Smash character size as canon

KIRBY

OLIMAR

BOWSER

>>382010164
>ZSS
>6'3"
>in heels

Not even true in game. Move that bitch to the left.

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>>382010258
Here

>>382009734
No ass no love

>>382010108

I'm not a spic.

>>382010053

Show me the source that says Peach is over 6' tall then fuccboi.

>>382010675
sure

>>382010164
Smash models aren't cannon. In fact, Link is actually shorter than Zelda in Twilight Princess.

Though some heightcannon is just fucked. Like Samus being about 190 cm (6'3'') in every game but Other M.

>>382010838

That means Spanish, doesn't it? I'm as white as sour cream.

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>>382008263
>>382008653
>only way to find a tall girl is to be short
>no girl wants to date a man shorter than them
THERE'S NO WINNING

>>382010971
post cock for proof

>>382010971
you look like you mow lawns and fuck your underage cousins

>>382011087
I want lewd /pol/ to leave

>>382010904
There's no game that depicts Samus as 6'3".

>>382009734
One day you will realize that there's no problem you stupid

>>382011208
Metroid 2 and Super

>>382011208
Definitely not >>382010015

>>382011087

Too small to photograph.

>>382011097

Dunno why. I'm Irish more than anything.

>>382011363
I bet you're circumsized

>>382011363
not gonna lie, i'm self conscious about how dark my cock is compared to my hands

>>382011443

I think so, yeah.

>>382011269
I don't remember when Samus fought the giant meter stick bosses in those games.

>>382011585
game manuals

>>382011626
Game manuals are indeed cannon.

>>382011695
thats why I said game manuals

>>382008653
>taller girls won't date or fuck smaller men than them
You're looking in the wrong place. The same way you're fetishizing their tallness there are tall women who fetishize your shortness.

Of course then you have to deal with dating someone who only finds you attractive because of a fetish they have.

>>382011626
The game manuals that showed Samus, when wearing her suit, is 190 cm, which Other M also does?

>>382012225
other m isnt canon

>>382007738
Perfect lifter body.

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>>382007170

>>382012321
So neither is Samus's 190 cm height then.

now just imagine getting of the train and suddenly a 190cm samus stands beside you. what would anonymous do

>>382011449
Me too.

>>382008993
He's more young adult than teenager, but Dr. Light was so used to building child-sized bots this is what he made.

To be fair, being smaller means being harder to hit, and X isn't really tanky despite having the firepower of one. Zero's slightly taller, maybe closer to 5'7" or 5'8", but still kinda short.

>>382012825
Bump her into a wall and make her suit lose all its powers.

>>382012825
Lean away so that she wouldn't accuse me of rape for staring at her.

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>>382010337
The thought of Dedede being the size of an actual penguin amuses me a lot.

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>>382007170
This. But they can't be STICC.

>>382007463
where can I find all the spiderman thread pics?

>>382007348
/thread
wrong

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>>382007098

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>>382014207
> BOOOOOOOOOOOBZ XD

>>382014734
How tall?

>>382007098
I want them to step on me.

>>382014771
what is wrong with enjoying breasts in your face?

>tfw tall
>will never be able to find a girl taller than me
feelsbadman

>>382007516
>>382007170
>tfw tall girls your fetish
>tfw samus is 6"4
>tfw gerudo in BotW
>tfw youre 5'6 so the dream is real

>>382017145
>tfw tall
>just want a girl to love me and who I can love back

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>tfw nintendo females are bigger than you are

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>>382014207
>Girl is so tall that when you hug your face presses into her penis.

>>382017934
Lucina is only four inches, she's not bigger than me.

Although the rest are and that's my fetish.

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>>382008263
>6'4
>have never even seen a girl as tall as me

I just want to find someone that doesnt make me feel like a freaky giraffe
maybe I should go to Netherlands

Oh boo fucking hoo. So sad i'm tall and can't find taller girls. My life is in TATTERS! Why do the gods punish me by making me tall and attractive??

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>>382007170

my nigga

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>>382008263
>be 6 foot
>be Dutch
>see blonde girls taller than me sometimes

It doesn't happen often, but when it does...oh boy.

>>382008653
you're not trying hard enough anon, I see manlets with chicks taller than them on the street all the time

>>382018621
Source?

>>382019281
Not him but how to get tall gf? I'm 5'10"

>>382019580

The Night Manager

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>>382007170

>>382007348
t.manlet

>>382021842
I'd let a giant Samus shoot me.

>>382010164

>Peach
>6'1'

Who would believe this shit

>Tall muscular femdom girls dont exist outside of 2D

why tho

>>382012131
>Of course then you have to deal with dating someone who only finds you attractive because of a fetish they have

I dont see the problem. Thats literally how it is with every relationship. How would you even expect to reel them in in the first place if not for some quirk?

>>382012825
Ask her if she likes scrambled eggs.

>>382024039
Jews.

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spring manlet

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>>382017934
There needs to be a chart like this but for futa Smash girl dick sizes.