Refunding Witcher 3. Last time I fell for your memes

upvoted yxou haha

I told you it is shit meme game, you dumb fuck. Why didn't you listen.

>>382003504
Buy Skyrim, it's way better.

Trust me.

>>382003504

You should have refunded it early, it is a shitty boring game.

Even MGSV is way more fun and that game is terrible.

>>382003642
Pirate Skyrim and buy NV.

I am still in Velen, does the game get better or not? I really want to give it a chance, I really do. But so far I was not excited playing it.

>>382003504

>game is a mary jane fantasy about some super badass who gets every woman and never has to settle down and have kids
>run around doing the bidding of stronk womyn memes
>novigrad is one big fedora tipping atheist convention
>hurrr da only right choice in skellige is to put da woman in power, #imwithher
>only get good armor and weapons in last 10% of game
>token trans character is your fuccboi friend dandelion's taylor
>religious zealot who splashes women in the face with acid is somehow pseudo-christian cultist and not muslim
>endless pointless sail to the middle of the ocean and grab garbage side quests
>every moral choice is shit outcome A or shit outcome B -WOW, SO WRITING, SUCH DEEP XD

You did it to yourself.

I liked it. Fuck you /v/.

You fuckers make eceleb threads and praise life is strange but witcher is bad? Kek

yeah, nostalgiafags are cancer.

>>382003903
What do you like doing? It's not a game for everyone. The game does get better around act 2 imo.

Rub bengay on your balls when you're finished it's really something else

>not pirating before buying
>giving money to lying scumbag devs

You get no sympathy.

>>382003903

NO! if you did not like the first 3 hours you will not like the game.

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game is ass, dick, shit, piss and balls. sucks gay dick. i hate /v/ for unironically supporting this turd pile.

>>382004009
I liked Witcher 1 and Gothic, I enjoy all kind of games, but this just feels so slow. Also I expected the graphics to be better, because that was one of the selling points, but even on ultra it looks weird. Especially grass and anti aliasing.

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Daily reminder.

Stay mad contrarian faggots.

>>382004215

COD and Halo are the best selling shooters so whats your point?

>>382004306
See "stay mad contrarian faggots".

>>382004087
>not leveling ADP
lmao

>>382003504
What? you don't enjoy those billions of question marks on the map for you to EXPLORE?
you have shit taste mate you're not a completionist.

Someone give me one genuinely decent fucking critique of The Witcher 3 that tells me why I should hate it as much as you faggots (half of you have never even played the game) do.

>>382004306
His point is that instead of forming your own opinion you should just accept what the reviews tell you like the good reddit cuck he is

>>382004215

So a bunch of glorified game bloggers who often don't or can't play games chose this garbage and Fallout 4 as their favorite choices for the year.

Ok.

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>>382003504

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>>382004542
Here's my reasons. Not immersive because no 1st person. Everything looks small and far away because of the camera position. This gets even worse in combat when the camera zooms even further away and it feels like you're playing a moba at this point. World is boring to explore because everything is already marked on your map. Regular people have british chav accents that pull you out of the world. All quests are "hold right click and follow the red trail". Quests other then the main mission give shit exp.

All the quests are unique and well written though. Even side quests are unique and there is a shitload of them. Face animations and dialogue blow Bethesda out of the planet. I guess that's why it's rated so highly.

>>382005315
>Not immersive because no 1st person

alright stopped reading right there. no I did not like Witcher 3 either but that is one god damn retarded thing to say. you don't need 1st person view to be immersed in a game

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Should I start with 1 or 2?

>>382003504
8

I played it for the world as was not let down. The gameplay is meh though.

>>382005798
1

Stop listening to /v/ like a fucking idiot and just go with what interest you.

If you buy a fucking RPG without actually being into RPGs, you only have yourself to blame when you don't like the RPG.

Stop being a retarded sheep.

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Is the game supposed to look like this on ultra?

>>382005932
this

witcher world / lore beats elder scrolls garbage 5-0 for me

I'm a gameplay>else fag, but /v/ convinced me, that I could enjoy a game for different reasons and you were right. I stopped caring about the mediocre combat after a few hours. The writing and the atmosphere in general is just really good

>>382004542
Ciri is the worst mary sue

>>382004087
>Tfw never saw any combat bugs during my 170 h playthrough.
>Never knew this game has "bad combat" untill I came back to shitposting on /v/

>>382003504
refund your life instead nigger

>>382003504

I told you it's shit, though.

>>382006210
Turn off sharpening and install STLM

>>382003504
Your missing out m9

I tried to like this game but ended up being disappointed now I can't refund it anymore :(

>>382004215
only because an elder scrolls game did not release that year lil fagg

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>>382004436
kek

>>382007075
Astounding that someone could play 170hr without noticing the really bad gameplay loop of go to town pick up kill x, fetch, and search for missing person with batman vision. Not even noticing the even more boring apply oil for specific beast then spam light attack and dodge roll for every encounter.

>>382003504
I am sorry you are mentally damaged

>>382004087
Ahh the same Nintendo faggot as always.

>>382009891
Sounds like you barely played the game honestly.

i really want to buy it just because how good it looks.

>>382003920
This is not /pol/ you got the wrong board there newfriend.

>>382007075
350h here, same.

>>382004097
Fair enough, I do agree that they fucked up the graphics. If your comp can handle it, install some graphical mods, there's some good ones out there.

>>382003903
>>382004097
skip to the expansions.
they're self contained and much better than base game

>>382010536
They're better in a sense but you need to play the base game to fully appreciate it.

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>implying this isn't GOTYAYE

>>382003920
I actually feel sorry for you. Even bitter rejects deserve some love. Apart from that: you're often factually incorrect and miss the point that's it's based on Polish tradition. But I won't point that out: just go outside for once and interact with people

>>382010968
>Muh Gwaphics.
kek. i bet u thought crysis was gotyay too.. lol

>>382010968
>plate armor on geralt
at least you dont have the fuccboi haircut

Ok. Thanks for telling your Deadjournal.

>>382011261
Polish tradition in vidya is boring.