reality check > 350lbs

metal is heavier than bone you cabbage.

SHE'S FAT

post more best girl

THICC C

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>>381999750

>Best girl
>You hardly get to play as her
>You have to spend more time as that little faggot 9S
What the fuck?

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>>381999721
She's fat in all the right places.

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>>381999657
She will literally crush you in any position except missionary.

>>381999847
Nobody cares about your faggot fantasy not even the creator of your faggot fantasy

>>381999889
>Reading comprehension

>>381999605
lel, I can carry her. 180 kg squats

>>381999868
>what is doggystyle

>>381999847
dont bully 9S even though his combat is quite stiff

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>>381999605

>>381999981
Are you retarded? Nobody gives a fuck about your faggot robot girl.

>>381999605
Is she the Raiden of NieR?
>2B is decoy protagonist
>nobody likes A2
>vastly less popular than 2B
Can't wait for the Metal NieR Rising spin-off.

>>381999605
THAT'S ENOUGH YOUNG LADY. YOU'RE GOING ON A DIET

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Shut up and post more best girl.

>>381999605
I'd let her crush my pelvis if you catch my drift.

>>382000181
>Is she the Raiden of NieR?
If anything that'd be 9S. He's the one people actually dislike while they mostly feel indifferent about A2 because you don't really get to play her enough to get attached.

>>381999605
What a fatty!

Also she looks like a massive bitch.

Fuck my pelvis dude, I still would.

>>382000947
>Also she looks like a massive bitch.
As long as you're not a robot you'll be fine.

>>381999864
Love that chewing gum walk!

>>381999868
That is one puffy vagina.

>>382001087
In fact just being a human would mean that the androids worship you.
Except the ones that fucked off to Australia to get away from the crybaby human-lovers.

>>381999605
Is there a lore reason why all the combat androids have gender differences? Wouldn't it make more sense to make your combat androids all the same gender for ease of production, or even skip gender and human morphology altogether and create a combat android which was built to fight perfectly?

I'm not complaining about tits, tits are nice, but there has to be some lore reason behind it, right?

>>382001395
Modeled after their creators
right?

>>382001395
>Is there a lore reason why all the combat androids have gender differences? Wouldn't it make more sense to make your combat androids all the same gender for ease of production, or even skip gender and human morphology altogether and create a combat android which was built to fight perfectly?
>I'm not complaining about tits, tits are nice, but there has to be some lore reason behind it, right?

They were made as human as possible to avoid them becoming like the evil robots.

>>382001395
All the combat androids are female.
The male ones are scanner models.
There are reasons why there's this difference, but it spoils a major part of the story.
Think: honeypot

>just got the game
>30 mins in
>still cant get passed the giant spinning digger/crusher because it keeps insta killing me

Am I shit? It's getting real annoying having to redo the entire flying sequence for the nth time now.

>>381999605
You know, as an android she can precisely calculate the distance at which she will hurt you and avoid doing that.

>>382001897
If you're not playing on the difficulty that is oneshot then yes, you are shit.

>>382001897
Dodge is spammable and very good.

>>382001897
Switch to normal for the prologue, it's literally the hardest part of the game on Hard.
Unless you're already on normal, in which case, learn how to dodge, and remember that you can spam the dodge button.

I like to aim at my weight class.

>>382001994
>>382002024
I'm playing on hard so it might explain it. Wasn't really expecting no respawn.


>>382001998
Does it go through his "swing" attack when it slams on the ground and cleaves the area.

>>382001395
They aren't though.
All O, B, H and E models seen in the game are females. All S models are males.
A2 isn't a standard model, but she's a prototype of E models.

>>382002264
If you keep spamming the dodge button, you're basically immortal in any situation

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>>381999868
Nigga how heavy do you think 350 is? A man should be able to lift at least that much in all positions

>>382002415
I've been one shotted on heard in between my dodge spams enough times to know this is not true. Especially against faggot boars.

>>382000063

Why is the commander heavier than the combat models?

>>382001395
1. they're robots, so strenght differences between human genders isn't an issue

2. the android that created Yorha probably likes the female aesthetics...and shotas

3. Taro decided so because he likes cute girls (and maybe shotas too)

>>382002264
>Wasn't really expecting no respawn
You'll get respawn right after this mission

N:A prologues is a real casual filter. You're just dropped into the game, you have to learn controls, mechanics, every enemy you see for the first time and then it fucks you over with no checkpoints.

Btw, it became much smoother for me after I remapped dodge from trigger button to Y I think. Who the fuck thought having dodge on analog trigger was a good idea in the first place?

>>382001897

Even if you can't time dodges, you can run around the saws without taking damage.

>>382002649
Board have chain attack I think.
Seriously, nothing oneshots you on hard, you always take two attacks before dying, even if they come one right after another. Unless you equip Taunt of course.

>>382002916
It's not the saws itself, it's the arm it's attached to that keeps getting me.

>>382002847
>Who the fuck thought having dodge on analog trigger was a good idea in the first place?

Anyone with functional five-finger human hands?

>>382002773
better butt
CommButter > 2Butt

>>382002571
Tell me anon, can you shoulder press 350? And if so please tell me what gorilla hormones you're taking.

>>382002024
>Switch to normal
Neo-/v/, ladies (male) and gentlemen.

>>382003073
>cheating

GOT TO EAT BIG TO GET BIG! CO MON!

>>382003004
>Action that involves precise timing
>Probably the most pressed button in the game
>On analog input with a heavy spring
Anon, don't pretend to be retarded.

>>382003180
Works just fine for me ;^)

>>382002773
Same as why professional soldiers are generally much smaller than average people, especially soldiers in "commando" or pilot roles.

>>382001395
The game is made to pander to virgin nerds. The gameplay it too shallow to attract a decent customer number.

>>382001636
Wait, there's actually a reason behind that? I though it was just an aesthetic choice. Guess I missed a plot-point.

>>382002847
I just got past the saw then. Still learning the game mechanics and didn't realise how spammable the dodge really is. Still got that MGR rising feeling in me where you really need to time it instead of just spamming.

>>382003220
This.

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>>382003168
AND THIS. IS. TO GO. EVEN FURTHER BEYOND.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>382003358
Well 9S loves 2B, right. He loves her so much he sacrifices himself for her all the time. 2B's job is to execute androids that find out the secret of Yorha or which get to know too much in general or prevent them from finding out too much in the first place. Love literally blinds him.

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>any pose except when she's on top
I see no issues lads

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>>382003073
I can shoulder press 350 pretty easy before I actually started working out right shoulder press was the only thing I did regularly

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>>382003663
Cowgirl is my favorite position though, this isn't fair.

Androids dont have vaginas dumbasses

>>382003831
They have them tho. It's stated in the game.

>>382003831
>he hasn't read all the bullshit Taro put out about this stupid game
They can will themselves to have genitals not fucking around

>>382003765
Just wear a back brace and use two mattresses, you'll probably be fine.

>>382003831
They can install them. The males can install penises too.

>>381999605
>only 350 lbs

And?

You wouldnt die if you fucked a 350 pound woman irl

I mean, you might die of disgust, but that's another matter entirely

This is what i hate with weeb games.
Why the fuck do they need to sexualize every single fucking thing.
Oh right because 40% japs are virgins.

>>382003950
I'll reply to your weak bait.
How is she sexualized? She's a healthy empowered woman. Commander's outfit is sexualized but A2 isn't. She isn't wearing an outfit, actually. The black parts are parts where her skin was burned after the Pearl Harbor mission.

>>382003946
But the weight is concentrated. If a brick falls on your head, you'd die. If a sack of feathers that weighs as much as a brick fell on your head, you'd live.

>>382003180
>precise timing
nigger the dodge window for attacks is xboxhueg

>>382004081
It's a robot you mong.

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>>381999605

>tfw A2 is better than you

>>382003950
>I have sex with women but I hate looking at women

normies

>>382003119
Yeah, maybe if it was another game the meme arrows might be warranted but i can tell you have never played the game

The difficulty balance is beyond fucked

>>382003639
Ah, right. Makes sense.

>>382004165
Let me rephrase for your little monkey brain:
The robot isn't sexualized.
Having female features != sexualized

>>382002773
She's THICCer and taller.

>>382003950
Sorry m8, jap games are all haram. Go back to shagging your goat.

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>>382003281
*bites*

>>382004293
Being naked and wearing fetishwear is being sexualized lmfao
>weeb mental gymnastics

>>382004150
What if someone takes a fat dump on my head instead

>you can teleport behind people as A2 and stab them with a sword
Finally, a game that lets me be the real me.

>>382003760
350 is nothing you pussy.

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>>382004198
>>382003119
>>382002024
>>382001897

>Press dodge button.
>Press dodge button again.
>The dodge i-frames overlap by like 10 frames.
>Dodge forever.

>People on 4chan still talking about difficulty.

>>382004150
This. Pressure=mass/surface area

>>382003950
This is what i hate with autists

Why does it matter if it's sexualized? Does that ruin your day? Is it against your religion or something? Are you one of those whipped "respect muh womyn" nu-males that are so populous nowadays?

Are
You
Even
Going
To
Play
The
Game
Anyway

Why even take issue, fuck, you're like a feminist complaining about a medium she doesnt even partake in whatsoever

>>381999605
So she's the same weight as most of /v/? I'm not seeing the problem.

>>382004350
>Combos consist of button mashing.
>Dodging is piss easy.
>No crafting, no character development via levelling like in the witcher games.

Yes, I'm surely "baiting".

>>382004517
Post a webm of you starting a completely fresh game on hard and beating the prologue then mister pro fuckin "gaem is ez" gamer

>>382003831
nigga watch ex machina

>>382004820
Lmao nigga. I'm lmaoing at u.

>>382002282
There's a female S model during the initial 9S portion of Act 2.

SIT
ON
MY
FACE

>>382004478
You can even taunt them!

>>382001897
Trust me you don't want to play this game on hard. It's not fun in the slightest, you'll see when you get one shotted by the odd hitboxes on boars or have to fight Adam and eve

>>382002773
did you even see those tiddies

>>382004478
Did you never play Devil May Cry 3 or UMvC3?

Why is Toobie's operator so gay?
Tries to fuck another operator, fails. Tries to fuck Toobie, fails. Tries to fuck the Commander, succeeds.
Thirsty as fuck.

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>>382002773
Cuz she's
> THICCCCC

>>382005061
Where exactly?

>>381999868
those are not shorts and that's not a shirt
only cloth she has is around her abdomen
shitty art

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Oh my chips

An A2 thread

A2 is perfect

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>start route C yesterday
>mother fuck yes! I can finally play as A2
>she cuts her hair short immediately

>>382005743
Get ending E and you get her long hair back.

>>382005061
I think all S models are female, just 9S is male for some reason.

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>>381999605

Okay

has this game been cracked?

>>382004304
>>382005339
Thiccfags need to die

>>382000035
I don't get why he keeps throwing his sword instead of doing the basic weapon. Hated playing as him just because of that.

>>382001302
What is this about Australia i'm keep hearing about? Did I miss a stage play or a concert or something?

A2's appeal is that she isn't 2B, which means that if you like her, you're special and unique.

>>381999868
she probably hasnt bothered to install a vagina anyway since she is too busy murdering yorha and machines.

What would the androids do if they found a human?

>>382006560
Do whatever it wants and protect it.

>>382006560
Demand oral.

So, while looking into YorHa model genders I found something:
4B is one of the units of the attack squadron from Prologue: https://youtu.be/4MU0yMgu3bQ?t=51 (the last one to die: https://youtu.be/4MU0yMgu3bQ?t=190)
Later, 4B appears is the commander of Hunter Squadron that comes as reinforcements during Grun fight: https://youtu.be/W0Ka1Hy_dCU?t=319

The unit has noticeably different voices during the two encounters, the first is definitely feminine, the second is more masculine, but I think it's still female (kinda hard to tell fir sure, it can be either). They're definitely different voices though,

>>382006193
yep

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>>382000035

Protip

Hold R2 to Heavy Attack as 9S, holding down this button unlocks a second set of attacks. When you do this on 2B/A2, there is a dash + light attack, but keeping it held doesn't change any further hits. With 9S it does.

Second pro-tip. Equip a lance or large sword in one slot, then bracers or small sword in the other slot, and get good at switching between them. A good weapon for quick hits up close, then one with larger, AoE swings.

It's a little clunkier than 2B / A2 having a dedicated heavy attack but 9S is more complicated than he seems at first glance. There is tons of fun to be had with this murderous motherfucker.

>>382006687
Do they have diffrence voice actors in japanse? Might just be a localasation mistake.

>>382006560
All the Yorha androids would break down in tears of happiness, having finally got what is effectively their god back
Devola and Popola would probably be the happiest overall, though.

>>382004968
Yeah, sure you are

>>382006560
You'd be a literal king

Androids serve humans, practically exist for them, and you'd be the only one left

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>>382006954
I used Usurper's spear, it was pretty good

but it kinda gets annoying when you subjugate an enemy when everyone is dead already and he keeps following you

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>>381999605
>tfw 130lbs

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Why is she so good, bros?

>>382006687

>a unit dies
>another is given its number

whoa

>>382004516
That's why I said it was easy

>>382006560
More important question, what would the androids do if they found Yoko Taro?

Fucking slay him for thinking up a universe where they're damned to lose everything they want to protect because it's built in such a way as to make the survival of species with souls practically impossible.

>B-but androids, gais, isn't this nice and dramatic
Then they pull his guts out through his mouth

>>382007005
I think they're still different. Less noticeable though.
https://youtu.be/1Uqu2Icx3Bg?t=366
https://youtu.be/M-3HeI0Xm1o?t=1318

>>382007282
Come back t this discussions after playing the game.

>>381999868
>350
>crushing anything

I mean it'd be really uncomfortable but you wouldn't be "crushed".

Guys do I need to play the original Nier to play this one?

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A2 posting keep posting whatever you have?

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>>381999657

>>382007453
Meant to reply to >>382006980

>>382007485
No, you'll miss out on a fair few references, though.

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>>381999605

>>381999605
thicc

>>382007485
I strongly recommend you watch a youtube playthrough or something like that

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>>382007625

>deadlifting a dead character

Id rather fuck 9S

>>382002571
If she were riding you, you'd have 2 and a half plate slamming into your pelvis every second.

>>381999605
MUH
DICK

>>382004790
>Hasn't played the game
>Also doesn't like fun, only difficulty.

Difficultyfag confirmed.

>>382006278
Girl isn't even fat though, they're using thicc correctly. What's your issue.

>>382007485
If you can put up with his irritating shit humor, Mr. Clemps has a nice rundown of the first Nier, and explains well why people like it so much.
Hell, I played the first Nier and it was still a worthwhile watch to get me refreshed.

>>382008315
>Completing the game thrice in order to objectively review it is not enough now.

>>382007485
No but some things have way less impact if you don't.

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>play as 9s
>operator tells me that I did wonderful
>tells me I should come to her room for a "reward"
>oh shit nigga imma smash that android pussy
>go to her room
>she's not there
>some useless shit is lying on the floor (reward)
>mfw

>>382008890
I think 9S's operator sees him as a son, that's why she's so weird about family and talks to him like an overly concerned strict mother.

>>381999605
>reality check
>> 350lbs
Like that would stop me

>>382001897
Play on normal, there is absolutely no reason to play on anything higher. The prologue is annoying because you have to restart, but it gets worse later.

>b-but muh git gud
No fuck off. Combat itself isn't hard at all, the issue are the flying sections with the camera spazzing out. All those cool camera movements are considerably less cool when the camera chimps out in the middle of a bullet hell where (almost) every bullet one-shots you (looking at you, dark colossus section).

Shit game.

>lbs
Please get nuked whichever country you're posting from that uses this measurement.

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Post more A2, fuckers

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>>382009349
What I always found worse were some of the enemy attacks and their ridiculous tracking or completely fucking nebulous hitboxes.

That one excavator arm in the prologue has a hurtbox seemingly thrice as wide as the thing itself and your i-frames can't protect you against it for shit. i tried dodging everywhere but it's just not possible, made worse by the fact that until the very last moment you can't tell for shit which one of the like five attacks it's winding up to do.

>>382009742
You can literally just spam R2 and the blade can't hit you

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>>382009856
I did that once. I was confused as to why it was working.
>mfw having just come from Giantdadding it up in DS1
"Are you fucking serious?" was my response, as 2B blinked in place and white particle effects exploded around ehr repeatedly as I mashed R2.
Then I never did it again because my reflexes were still telling me that I had a stamina bar I didn't want to exhaust.

>>382009606
I can't I'm at work right now

>>382007192
self destruct when you have a sunjugated enemy blows him up instead

Weight isn't so much a factor as her insane strength. Don't expect to be the one deciding in bed.

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>>382009742
>that credit section

>>382010713
The main factor is she doesent have a vagina.

>>382010898
What about an anus? At the very least she has a mouth.

>>382010993
You can see Yorha skeletos a lot, i dont think they have poop holes or vaginas. You can modify them onto androids but Yorha are built for war so they have pretty much zero motivation to modify themselves to be more human. But yeah they can probably suck dick though who knows what that feels like.

>>382010898
How do you know this?

>>382010898

>make super hot androids
>can't fuck them

humanity deserved to die out

>>382009349
i would say the fixed camera sections are absolute worst parts of the game, especially that one part with the singing lady boss holy fuck

>>382011448
>Make war andoid built to liberate earth from the machines
>Waste room on installing fleshlights onto them.
Doesent really make sense to me.

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>>381999721

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>>382003831
>>382010898
>>382011140
>>382011689

explain this

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>>381999605
>what is missionary
>what is sideways fucking
>what is doggystyle
>what is goat over cliff
>what is pronebone
You fucking virgins disgust me.

>>382012305
It's kill anon, not fuck.

>>382012305
see
>>382006954 pic

>>382012581
No
>I opened my eyes when released from my imprisonment, and see that she has come to save me. I have never been so thankful for my goggles before. I am so glad that I’m too injured to form proper words. If emotions are only expressed with my eyes and my voice, then this will keep her from finding out. I remain silent. I hid away these filthy thoughts of mine...because humanlike emotions are prohibited.

>>382012581

That's your opinion.

Do females like these droid designs? Do they think it's sexist?

>>382006954
>Hold R2
Cucksole get out

Who was strongest between 2b/9s/a2?

>>381999605
what a fatty!

>>382012863
>Good looking
>Great asses
>Wearing fetish gear

What do you think, anon?

>>382013019
9S's hacking makes him overpowered as fuck.

>>382002571
>Nigga how heavy do you think 350 is? A man should be able to lift at least that much in all positions
You sound like a fucking retard.

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>>382013019
I'd say A2, because she had a "berserk" mode which later models didn't have for safety purposes

>>382013019
Hacking is fucking strong, but 9S feels like shit to play
A2 has B-mode

>>382013084
but i'm talking about the lore

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>>382013074
Hmmmm

>>382013019
Lorewise? A2>2B>9S.

After all, 2B, or should I say 2E, killed 9S many many times

>>382010898
Yoko Taro said androids can grow reproductive organs if they wanted to

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>>382013442
A2 is the stronkest


she even killed A2 200 times

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>>382013182
we're doing this now?

>>382004790
If you havent played past Ending B then of fucking course you think the game is shallow don't post your opinions unless you, I don't know, play the game?

>>382014080

That A2 is a guy.

>>382005904
There are male S models other than 9S. I think that S model in A2's story was either a reassined girl android (since 21O reassigned herself to be a combat android before the fall) or just a prototype S. There's 4S, 801S, etc. and they all look just like 9S.

>>382013792
I mean 9s

>>382014682
>That A2 is a guy
Nice try, I almost fell for that one.

>still no pictures of 2B in A2 outfit from the DLC

I haven't even played the fucking game and I'm thirsty for it.

Do they even have genitals?
if yes why

>>382015195
They can if they want.
They have feelings too and want to be like the precious humans they idolize so much.

>>382015195
They aren't created with them, but they can get them as an add-on. Why, because they weren't made for sex so why have genitals. Same as how they don't have anuses because they weren't made to eat & excrete, but some androids eat regardless (for fun?) so I'm assuming they installed an anus.

>>382015195
Their fetish is to emulate humans.

>>382013641
IIRC, he was talking Adam and Eve.

>>382006954
Perfectly said. I had a lot of fun with him.

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>>382007371
>More important question, what would the androids do if they found Yoko Taro?

>>382015830
I thought he said androids in general? I don't see why they wouldn't give themselves genitals if they wanted, they emulate humans so much already (drinking/eating, dating/falling in love, even keeping pets) so there has to be SOME androids who have sex. I can imagine it gets pretty boring being an operator in the bunker there has to be other ways to pass the time

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>>382014080

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>>382014080
>>382016782

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>that lonely guy who builds his own 9S in the desert so he has something to live for

>>382016782
>Those barely 15-year old boys watching.
To think that 2B is going to be some little boys first fap fantasy. Now that's hot.

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best

>>382017313
He kidnapped that S model, he was begging for help and they were both executed promptly

>>382017486

>15 years old today have all this quality porn at their fingertips when I was fapping to a grainy 240p porn videos of Goku X Sailor Moon at their age

Lucky bastards

>>381999868
>Whatis mating press

>>382002773
increased processing power and storage requires additional surface area for heat sinking and a larger chassis.

>>382002773
She's a big girl.

>>382003765
desu, she's an android, so her strength, control, and reactions would make her feel feather light unless you tried to lift her yourself, or moved suddenly before she could shift her weight.

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>>382018012
4u

150kgis not a lot, i dont get why you guys are making a fuss about it.

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>>382017751
Meal

>>381999868
Not if you're on top

>>382018306
how does it taste?

>>382018269
>150kgis not a lot
amerilards everyone

>>382018269
150kg will break your ribs if smashed against you. It will kill you if all the weight is on your head

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A2's thighs should've been as WIDE as they were in the concept art.

>>382015192
>bought game in summer sale
>have to upgrade my toaster before I can play it

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>>382018575
> how does it taste?
Best girl
Best thigh

>>382015192
There are more DLC's coming for this game?

I don't get the A2 love, she's so bland.

>>382014931
Imagine being a girl who's massively into cosplay and wants to do a 2B costume but just lacks the required ass to do it right. I want to bully them.

>>382019032
You're bland

>>382018575
>Americans
>Using Kg

Also its not.

>>382019551
britbong aint that far behind in terms of obesity.

regardless, you're a fat ass

>>382018575
Human meat apparently tastes similar to pork, or veal.

Artist Alexander Selvik Wengshoel got his own hip bone from the surgeon who performed a replacement, and decided to cut all the remaining flesh off and cook it, as it was a unique opportunity to taste human flesh that would harm no one.

He said it reminded him of wild, mushroom fed goat, or sheep. He described it as "really nice".

William Seabrook described “It was like good, fully developed veal, not young, but not yet beef. It was very definitely like that, and it was not like any other meat I had ever tasted. It was so nearly like good, fully developed veal that I think no other person with a palate of ordinary, normal sensitiveness could distinguish it from veal.”

>>382019032
she's literally just edgier, sexier 2B

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>>382019032
Because she is a really good girl!

So....the same as my current gf?

>>382019551
150kg is a lot, especially for females. Even as a male, the only way 150kg somehow is a healthy weight is if it's all muscles

>>382019974
that's a nice picture, is there something similar to it in wallpaper size?

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I always thought she had a bra and panties. Turns out its her skin plates coming off and shower her inner metal.

>>381999868
I'm into that

>>382020293
it's deliberately made to look like undergarments anyway so it's not like you're wrong

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>>381999605
Heavy robot wives need love, too.

Dost thou e'en hoist?

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>>382005373

>>382022268
kek

>>382022268
Perfect.

>>381999868
She can crush me any day desu senpai

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>>382021267
oooh

>>382017137
>being a kike

>>382018575
>how does it taste?
Oil

>>382017137
>newcancer faps to 3dpd
typical