Why is Mario so protective of his plain popcorn?

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i lol'd

>>381984863
That's not Mario that's Arithmetic Alex!

>>381985076

>frog poster

go back to twitter

>>381984863
>plain popcorn
>Ameritards have a name for popcorn that isn't doused in fake butter yellow fat goo

>>381986413
B-but Twitter is bird f-fucking r-retard.

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>>381984863

>>381984863
Why would he leave it on the ground like that?

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>>381986689

lol look at this fag posting from non trumpland

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>>381984863
he just trains his chinese impression

>>381986689
More like he applied an adjective to a word.

>>381986689

calm down bro, it doesn't have to be 2 extremes

who the fuck enjoys popcorn with hardly any flavor

>>381984863
>Americans think everything is food

just look at that licorice he's standing on

>>381988716

>Foreigners having to bring up America in every scenario because they're insecure about their irrelevant country

>>381988006
I like plain popcorn with salt :I

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>>381984863
Just like how Shrek is protective of his swamp. It's cherished property.

Popcorn sucks. chocolate>popcorn

>>381989896
>with salt
Then it's not fucking plain, is it?