Zero Escape thread

>>381973827
Do these threads even have a point anymore. All those threads of us trying to figure out 999 and VLR, and then coming up with theories for how ZE3 will turn out, and that hack just takes a hot shit on our heads.

>>381974031
Actually they turn into people talking about the superior theorybait.

Sigma's also better than Junpei because he doesn't get to asspull things like forcing people to open the door 【3】 or tricking Ace into saying a bunch of incriminating shit that he actually wouldn't say, plus he makes a lot of sex jokes. He's just more realistic overall.

They're both fine m8, not everything needs to be a competition

They were both shat on pretty hard in ZTD though, Sigma became a passive dumbass and Junpei became an insufferable edgelord

>>381973827
>junpei
>becomes an old faggot
>after he was a giant anime faggot

>sigma
>all the bitches want him
>is indestructible because he's part fuck machine

yeah gee i don't know why either

>>381973827
Sigma sucks ass. He's the worst protagonist in the entire series, unless you like reddit-tier banter.

>>381973827
I don't know about that.

Both of them shit on Carlos though.

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>>381973827
I'm still mad he's Phi's daddy. They were the perfect fuck buddies.

>>381974737
>actually talking shit about carlos

i have found the source of all faggotry and it's you, boyo

check this 8

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>>381974031
No, where here for the quality memes.
Seems like Spike chusoft makes games that generate memes.

Phi is best girl

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>>381975565
dont insult my wife ok

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>>381974737
>dissing Carlos

>>381974896
This

>sexual tension between Sigma and Phi in VRL was so dense you could almost touch it
>they turn out to be father and daughter

That's why I just pretend ZTD never existed

>>381976408
Carlos deserved a better game then ZTD

>>381977747
We deserved a better game. The only reason people like Carlos so much is because he's basically a player character.

>surrounded by complete retards
>he never has any clue what in the fuck is going on
>he just wants to go home and fuck his sister
>he takes full advantage of his crazy timeline hopping powers as soon as he realizes he has them and goes on to totally fuck everything up for everyone, resulting in the extermination of 6 billion people

Literally /v/ incarnate

Why was the soundtrack so fucking good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFJ1r6_4mW4

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>>381973827
He's a Chad was a chad until he started fucking robot pussy

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>>381974559
>Sigma became a passive dumbass and Junpei became an insufferable edgelord
Fucking Uchi, he pretty much destroyed all returning characters.

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>>381978681
It was a close call after all

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This has got to be the worst concept-art-to-final-game translation in history.

>>381973827
Junpei Pros:
> Engages in PIPE jokes
> Gay for Seven and Carlos
> Elevator scene
> Born detective, can figure out the main killer in 999

Cons
> Becomes a bitter, cranky person
> Would betray others to benefit just him and/or Akane

Sigma Pros
> Horny all the time
> Massive 18in THICC cock
> Huge guns
> Lanklet
> Is a hero, would put others in front of himself to protect them

Cons
> When he gets older he becomes termite obsessed and eccentric
> Occasionally makes bad decisions that unintentionally screw people over

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>>381979073
it fucking is

all the prerelease art radiated soul and really dark themes, like the promo art of sigma in the chair

AND THEN THEY CHANGED THE FUCKING CHAIR AND TOOK OUT ALL TENSION WITH THE ENTIRE GAME'S LIGHTING

IT ALL BECAME STERILE AND BASIC SHIT

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>>381979073
Changing the artist was a mistake
>muh realism, muh western audience, muh gore
It's like Uchi got dementia when making ZTD

>>381978327
The series has god tier ost. I unironically listen to it while I work.

I've played first 2 should I bother with ZTD

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>>381980310
It's worth it. Just don't expect too much.

>>381973827
He's American so he's the best at everything.

>>381980310
Honestly, I'd say no.

>>381980310
It's worth a playthrough I think. I think it's neat you get to play out the timeline that leads to the events of VLR.

>>381980431
>>381980603
>>381980707
thanks i think i'll give it a playthrough, is there any guide just to get through main shit only

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>>381979474
>Changing the artist was a mistake
This

Phi was fucking cute in VLR

Can you please stop fucking reminding me about this shit?

The year following the release was filled to the brim with hype and hope. It's my rule to NEVER get excited about anything vidya related because I always get burned, but I ignored myself and got hyped to all fuck.

We would literally stay up all night waiting for the .cia threads to leak, and when it finally did I put off studying for my fucking grad school entrance exam just to play it.
Marathoned the whole thing in two nights too.
All of that fucking wasted. This could have been gotyay if uchi wasnt such a retarded fucking hack.
An entire year later and I'm STILL mad.


WHERES MY FUCKIBG KYLE UCHI???
WHERES SNAKE AND CLOVER? WHERES THE EGPYTIAN BITCH FROM VLR?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY WOULD YOU MAKE AN ALIEN FAX MACHINE THE MAIN PLOT ELEMENT WHY

>>381979073
What you get from the concept art:
>Sigma is a genius looking to avoid a horrible future
>Carlos is a cold leader. Can he be trusted?
>Mira is distant, possibly manipulative
>Phi can relate to others, but knows the importance of her mission
>Erick is a tormented soul, a person with deep regrets over his actions
>Junpei and Akane literally can't look eye to eye
>Diana will come to realize that her actions during the decision game have already cost the lives of billions of people in an alternate reality.
>Q is a promising mystery, everything about his/her/its design begs you to look for parallels so you can figure out who's behind the mask!

What we got:
>Sigma is a retard that barely does anything in the game. When faced with the ONE decision that he knows will end up leading to the future he knows, he becomes all hotblooded and willingly chooses his fucked up future hoping the next sigma can maybe not be a retard.
>Carlos is also a retard. Literally trusts everyone to the point where a bitch gone crazy convinces him that he's a killer, which makes him kill himself.
>Mira pretty much confesses to being a psycho all the way from the start of the game. She just so happens to be paired with a thirsty retard that can't put two and two together.
>Phi was barely in the game
>Eric is a retard and proud of it. What separates him from the other retards is that he has a shotgun.
>Junpei is an edgy retard. Akane is a moe retard. Eventually they both realize retards are made for each other.
>Diana's biggest accomplishments in the game are pushing the giant DO NOT PUSH button, and having fetal alcohol syndrome babies in a situation where food supplies were limited.
>Q is a boring robot based on a nobody that no one except that pedo delta cared about, fuck you, try not falling for the red herrings next time! :^)

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>>381981620
>Kyle
He made another ending not canon after all the players pressed him for info.
Q&A when so he can make ZTD not canon?

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lol u guys mad game too complex for you stop asking
heres cute pikachu and pokemon go spam

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>>381981927

>>381979073
its really sad the artwork looks so good

>>381981498
Phi looked like a boy in VLR. Luna was the real QT. Sigma must have been crazy infatuated by Diana if he thought that's what that dopey eyed slut looked like.

>>381981959
>Q&A when
Never. He's fully aware he pulled ZTD out of his ass so nothing actually makes sense.

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Did Operation Bluebird regret what they did? I sure hope so, they made this mess real.

>>381981927
>Eventually they both realize retards are made for each other.

kek

>>381982131
Junpei and Akane look out of place, especially Akane. It's like the artist was trying to warn us that they'd be shit in this game.

>>381982286
forgetting clover in VLR?

>>381982610
No, she must have been in my mind, why else would I have typed "looks like a boy" and "dopey eyed slut" in the same post?

>>381982286
>>381982610
Shit taste

Phi is the cutest.

>>381981927
At first glance it sounds like you're just overreacting, and I laugh a little, but then I remember that that's exactly what we got. Fuck Uchi.

>ZTD come out
>/v/ seems to agree it's not as good as the other two
>however, /v/ seems to like it anyways
>leave 4chan to avoid persona 5 spoilers
>come back in april
>/v/ now hates ZTD
What the fuck happened?

>>381984475
Summer happened