Super NES Mini

Let's all point and laugh at the faggot that can't even beat the first level of Star Fox.

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>OP can't beat the first level of Star Fox

If you can't even beat a single level of Star Fox, you don't deserve to play any of the games.

>>381972139
>>381972456
>>381972509
>What's that? You want dessert?
>Too Bad! You have to eat your stale moldy old broccoli first!

it's more like
>you didn't want your hash browns? here's some french fries instead

>>381972660
>He LITERALLY can't beat the first stage of Starfox
It is a little silly to lock it like that, but come the fuck on.

>>381972660
>Food analogy
And, to be honest, I didn't like it at first, but you just changed my mind, it makes sense

>>381972660
>complaining about having to beat a single 3 minute level in a good game in order to play a good game
>terrible food analogy
absolutely retarded.

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>>381972660
>Food analogy
Nice one Foxy!

Wasn't Star Fox 2 released like 12 years ago or earlier?

>Somewhere in the world there's someone can't actually beat the first level of Starfox

>>381972660
It's one level from a good game. That's like eating twice the dessert.

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>>381972660
That's an oddly specific scenario. Did something happen to you as a kid?

>>381973048
It was never released. And the only way anyone could play was an incomplete ROM of it. Supposedly this Starfox 2 is the finished one. That was never released until now.

>>381973048
Is this some kind of new meme?

I feel like if they were doing this they should have kept it as a secret, I mean people would buy it regardless but it would be awesome to play SF and after beating the first level get a prompt saying that you unlocked Star Fox 2

The romdump of 2 has existed for a while.

nintendo sucks ass none of this shit is news or relevant. 22 year old games.

>>381971804
Should have forced everyone to beat the other 20 games before unlocking starfox 2.

>>381971804

I like that to be honest.

It really speaks to the core gamer in me.

Seems strange they didn't add Mario All-stars to the package so it would have all the old Mario games from that era. That was my first Mario game.

>>381973048
Nope. Never released.
There's an unfinished version of the game from late in development that was patched by fans that you could go download and play right now if you wanted, but the finished version has never been playable before.

>>381973214
>The romdump of 2 has existed for a while.
only of an unfinished version of the game.

>>381973261
>It really speaks to the core gamer in me.
probably unintentional, but you really sound like a nintendo shill.

>>381971804
Then unlock it you lazy faggot

>>381973048
It never got a retail release but somehow the ROM was dumped to the internet. Nintendo claims this official release is a complete game and the old ROM is a beta. Is probably a lie because we know VC and these mini consoles are just downloaded ROMs from Emuparadise packed with an emulator but you know, it's always ok when Nintendo does it.

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>>381972660

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>>381971804
>/v/ kids are so young these days they don't remember how big a hassle it was to unlock the games in compilations such as pic related

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>>381971804
Longingly gazing at pictures of my husbando while I wait for the game to release.

>>381971804
>You have to UNLOCK Star Fox 2
>by beating the first level in Star Fox 1
It's so easy to do that it feels like completely useless gating.

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>>381971804
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BEAT THE FIRST FUCKING LEVEL

HOLY SHIT HOW FUCKING CASUAL

>>381972660
Broccoli is god tier, you fat fuck.

>>381973048
Supposedly this is the final version of the game that never left Nintendo HQ, the one that people have been emulating is an incomplete (~90%) version made to test for bugs and localization.

>you want a second wife?
>Too bad. You have to fuck your first one first!

>>381973464
They didn't even bother using a good emulator for the NES Classic. It's more kind blowing than people going nuts for these things to begin with.

>>381973739
>At least touch her boob. The girl's lonely!

>>381973213
This. But let be honest, now that people know you can play SF2 the demand for this shit will go trough the ceilling

>>381973779
The NES classic manages to look better than their own VC and original NES RGB.

>>381973323
Mijewmoto will probably sell it in other way (VC, etc)

>>381973852
Does it have online otherwise it's nothing

>>381973958
You don't know what you're talking about.

>>381974020
Look up the comparisons. NES classic is the official best way to play. This makes me happy about SNES classic.

>>381973852
Don't people hate the Walker in Zero? Do people know that it was originally in SF2 first?

>>381971804
Who the fuck would want to play Star Fox 2 but can't be bothered to beat the first level in the original?

I don't think there's a single person on Earth that this will be an issue for.

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>>381973464
>Nintendo claims this official release is a complete game and the old ROM is a beta
The old ROM is definitely not finished. Tons of debug stuff was active, it had a frame counter in the corner, the title screen looked like a placeholder, Corneria couldn't take damage, and I don't even think it was possible to complete the game.
People patched this dump so that it was playable and completable, but even in that state it still feels unfinished, with things like collectible Pepper Coins that don't do anything.

We also know they finished the game because multiple sources have said so, and we know Nintendo has the competed game because Dylan Cuthbert, who worked on Star Fox 2, was able to play it while working on Star Fox Command.

They can't very well give us the unbeatable version with debug shit everywhere and basic features missing, and they can't give us the patched ROM either as it has content made by the people that patched it, such as the title logo and translations.

I know you really want to complain about Nintendo for some reason, but please stop being a retard.

>>381974117
No one hates the walker. People hate the forced motion controls.
This game would be a million times more fun if we could exclusively use just an analog stick.

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>>381972660

holy shit im literally laughing here as how stupid this post is

>>381974020
Fuck you stupid bitch just watch the Digital Foundry video

Never played Star Fox 2, but it's probably to make sure players understand the controls before jumping into the more difficult/confusing sequel game?

>>381974117
I didnt know that, never played the ROM and Im sure most shills dont know either

>>381972660
SALAD DODGING

>>381972660
Eat your vegetables Tim

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>>381974238
>They can't very well give us the unbeatable version with debug shit everywhere and basic features missing, and they can't give us the patched ROM either as it has content made by the people that patched it, such as the title logo and translations.

They've found proof the Virtual Console ROMs were dumped ROMs with the iNES digital signature, you'd really think Nintendo would be above just putting the hacked ROM in there?

>>381974117
>Don't people hate the Walker in Zero?
I usually see people either like it or be mostly indifferent.
Zero's version of the mech form is a bit different, anyway. It basically controls like the Landmaster, whereas in 2 it could strafe at the same speed as walking forward or backward.
It also made a bit more sense in 2 because there was always pressure to go as fast as possible since everything was happening in real time (while you play some level, missiles and enemies are being launched at and approaching Corneria), and the mech is slower but more powerful, so there's constant incentive to switch forms when appropriate and it feels pretty good.

>>381974296
I have been told SF2 is more based on the "free-roaming" experience like the segments of SF64, so I guess trying the first one for a more classic experience is what they are going for. Also, a wink for older games where beating the game/level unlocks a compilation or a bonus game, etc

>>381974654
>you'd really think Nintendo would be above just putting the hacked ROM in there?
With assets they didn't create and could get in trouble for using?
It's not that I think they're "above" it, it's that they simply cannot do what you're suggesting and have even the slightest expectation of getting away with it. Just not possible.
This is a totally different situation from using a ROM online that is effectively 100% the same as if they did it properly.

Please stop being a retard.

>>381974721

there are no auto scrolling stages, only "all range mode". the base/ship interiors are mostly corridors

>>381971804
That's not too bad, but they're not mentioning at all how much of Star Fox 2 is included

Is it just the beta version patched up and sent out?

Are we just going to get the version where you fly around in the overworld?

>>381973464
This
Nintendo is not going to spend the money to finish a 20 year old game.

It's going to be the 'unfinished' version with the english patch that will be passed as the 'finished' version. People won't realize this until launch.

>>381974654
Are you retarded?

>>381971804
>Can't handle having to beat the first level of a video game
Holy shit, how casual are you?

>>381975006
>implying Nintendo doesn't think any mods to their games are their property

>>381974654
>They've found proof the Virtual Console ROMs were dumped ROMs with the iNES digital signature

Post the proof then

>>381974238
Not him, but you're a fool if you think Nintendo has a finished Star Fox 2 laying around in a warehouse that they never released.

The game was canned for a reason, and the development team on it disbanded at least 20 years ago. You'll either get a version that some modern programmers hacked together to make completable (Basically the patch we have now) or not even that. I think it's setting yourself up for disappointment to think we're going to get a full starfox game out of this.

>>381974654
NO DON'T POINT OUT THAT NINTENDO IS LAZY I CAN'T GET A BONER IF I'M NOT THINKING OF THEM AS THE BEST DEVELOPERS IN THE INDUSTRY

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>>381975369
>You're a fool if you believe facts

>>381971804

whats wrong with this exactly?

honestly I wish they made it so you had to beat the entirety of Star Fox 1 to unlock it
that would actually be cool

>>381975350
Not him but:
http://www.1emulation.com/forums/topic/26916-nintendo-wii-virtual-console-games-just-roms-and-html-files/
http://nintendoeverything.com/virtual-console-games-comprised-of-roms-emulators-html-files/
https://www.technobuffalo.com/2017/01/22/nintendo-virtual-console-super-mario-rom/

Don't ask other people to spoonfeed you if you won't even try to google search.

>>381975223
>Nintendo is not going to spend the money to finish a 20 year old game.
They don't have to. The game was already finished when it was canceled.

>>381975291
>implying they do
Please stop being retarded.

>>381975369
>Not him, but you're a fool if you think Nintendo has a finished Star Fox 2 laying around in a warehouse that they never released.
Except we know for a fact that they do have a finished version of the game just lying around. Again, Dylan Cuthbert, one of the people that worked on Star Fox 2, played the finished version of the game while working on Star Fox Command.
Unless you think he was just lying for some reason, obviously they have a finished version of Star Fox 2.
What possible sense would it make to have the finished version right there in your hands, but instead of releasing it, download an unfinished version from the internet and waste resources patching it up to a state which seems sort of finished?

Holy hell, what is wrong with you people?

>>381975681
What facts do you have? You have a statement from Nintendo that they're putting it on their emulation box.
And I can fucking do that. I have an emulation box and I have SF2's patched rom.
Where's your fucking facts, dullard?

>The game was already finished when it was canceled.
Proof?
Oh right, you have Nintendo's ass, and nothing else. Keep eating out of it.

>>381971804
This is a fucking joke.
>all the nintentards defending this

>>381975882
Forgot to quote:
>>381975769

>Except we know for a fact that they do have a finished version of the game just lying around.
You have a statement from a guy who worked on Command about ten years ago. How is that proof that there exists a finished version of the game?

You're setting yourself up for disappointment. That 'finished version' is either going to be in worse shape than the beta because "Nintendo Seal of Quality".

>What possible sense would it make to have the finished version right there in your hands, but instead of releasing it

Good question. Ask yourself why Nintendo did exactly that instead of releasing the finished game they supposedly had.

It couldn't be because they're lying, could it?

But when has Nintendo ever lied to you before? Oh right, they always fucking lie.

Holy hell, what is wrong with Nintenbros, do they just not function unless there's an ample amount of Nintendo's sperm flowing through their veins?

>>381975882
Dylan Cuthbert is not Nintendo

You are accusing him of lying because you are out of shitposting ideas tonight. Stop

>>381976065
NO LET ME BUY MY EMULATORBOX FROM SCALPERS AFTER I MISS THE STREET DATE. I WILL TOTALLY GET IT TONIGHT ON AMAZON JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER PERSON ON THE INTERNET WILL BE TRYING TO DO.

>>381976176
>Dylan Cuthbert is not Nintendo
>HE WOULDN'T LIE
>S-STOP SHITPOSTING
Holy fuck this is a riot.
Until you play Starfox 2 on the SNES classic, you have no reason to believe that is the version that's going to be on the console.
None
You're eating out Reggie's ass because of all your misplaced faith in Nintendo after they fucked you so hard and so quickly with the NES classic.

>>381976198
i dont see why its so unreasonable to think that you won't get one

the switch went up early (2-3am i think) and i was able to get two, and orders were open for hours afterward

>>381976069
>Good question. Ask yourself why Nintendo did exactly that instead of releasing the finished game they supposedly had.

They didn't have complete distribution rights to it because argonaut

>>381976176
>He played one for command
I trust him less than I trust Nintendo's PR.
Where did Nintendo say that was the version that was going to be on the SNES Classic?

>>381973539
Good reason to force people to play Spinball. That piece of shit is underrated.

>>381972660
You're trying way too hard.

>>381976296
>Until you play Starfox 2 on the SNES classic, you have no reason to believe that is the version that's going to be on the console.

The people who were there said so with no motive to lie about it

Where were you? In daddy's ballsack. Why are you so asspained that nintendo is going to release a game that said they're going to release. They have a 100% track record for that.

>>381976069
>Ask yourself why Nintendo did exactly that instead of releasing the finished game they supposedly had.
Multiple people have given the answer to that multiple times. Saturn and PS1 were already out. N64 was on the way. They thought it would be a bad idea to release a 3D game on the SNES at that time, so they canceled it.

As for all the time since then, there were legal issues with Argonaut.

The only argument you have is
>every authority who has ever talked about Star Fox 2 at any point is lying
and it's pathetic, frankly.

I don't even intend to buy the thing. I'll wait for someone to rip the finished Star Fox 2 ROM from it, because that is what's going to happen.

>>381976425
>i dont see why its so unreasonable to think that you won't get one
Because the same thing happened with the NES classic.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/davidthier/2016/11/11/the-mini-nes-classic-is-sold-out-almost-everywhere/

Online it was only available for maybe an hour. People who were put on the pre-order list were pushed off of it as it went out of stock before completing 50% of demand.

And if you were trying to get one from a retail store? You were screwed
http://www.nowinstock.net/videogaming/consoles/nesclassicmini/
People tried getting one and were turned away minutes after stores opening.

The only real success that Nintendo had at keeping up with stock was was their re-releases. Even then it didn't keep up with demand.

Again, the chances of you getting one tonight are slim. If you understand that, that's fine. But the people in all the threads fooling themselves with "HE HE, CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY STARFOX 2" like they're definitely going to get it are going to be shitposting about it this time tomorrow when they don't.

>>381976813
>Saturn and PS1 were already out. N64 was on the way.

This is the complete picture

"The N64 was about to come out" is a horrible explanation. It didn't actually land until 1 1/2 years later. But they thought it would ship a lot sooner. But that still doesn't explain anything. The real explanation is the competition had much better 3D graphics, and this was an era when marketing revolved around graphics. Starfox 2 would've been an example of nintendon't.

>>381973539
When I was a kid my mom took away my other video game consoles and this was one of the only gamecube games I could find. I basically played this exclusively for like a month and unlocking all the games was a huge pain

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>>381975769
Not >>381975291 but answer the fucking question. Nintendo fanboys have a reputation for being bootlicking sycophants and and it is people like you that perpetuate the stereotype.

>>381976993
>"The N64 was about to come out" is a horrible explanation
I thought it sort of went without saying that by that, I meant Nintendo wanted to compete with their new system that could actually do 3D properly, rather than release a new SNES 3D game that looks worse than 3D games on the other guy's systems.
That's all pretty immediately apparent, isn't it? Why the fuck else would I even bring up that the N64 was coming?

>>381976673
>The people who were there said so with no motive to lie about it
>I trust Nintendo!

I'm probably older than you are, old enough to remember Nintendo lying about the Gamecube, the Wii, the Wii-U, and the NES Classic.
How do I know I'm older than you are?

>They have a 100% track record for that.

Because of this, right here. I can go back just last generation and see games that they said they were going to release that never got released.

http://www.acriticalhit.com/top-20-games-nintendo-wouldnt-release-in-the-us/

They even fucking announced Starfox 2 in Nintendo Power, saying it was coming soon, but then never released it. I know because I have this issue.

Where were you when this issue was released? Probably not even in Daddy's ballsack. I doubt you've even left your diapers if you can't remember in recent memory a game that Nintendo announced that they didn't release. Here's some for you, now.
http://nintendo.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_cancelled_games

Keep eating that shit out of Reggie's asshole you retarded Nintenmonkey.

>>381971804
>when you realize that the need to unlock star fox 2 is a counter measure to prevent the rom from being extracted easily

>>381971804
>>381972660
You're off your game Fox.

>>381971804
Why the fuck are you complaining about this if you aren't even going to buy one? Fuck /v/ such gusdfgudb dxfcgvhbnDFGSJNHGFJGFDSHNCDXGFVBNDXFGH

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>>381977254
Forgot my pic
Again, where were you when this issue was released? Were you even alive? In diapers? I was fucking collecting Nintendo Powers at that time and remember seeing this article talking about Starfox 2. Again, stop sucking Nintendo's cock.

https://snescentral.com/article.php?id=0077

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>>381971804
Take note Sonybros and Microfags:

THIS is how you do an Achievement/Trophy system!

>>381977254
Man, I can't imagine having this much hatred towards a video game company. Did Reggie rape your mom or something?

>>381977223
No I'm saying you actually described it right

A lot of people say it like they didn't want starfox 2 to compete with the N64, when in reality they didn't want starfox to compete with the playstation.

People really do interpret it in retarded ways. I've seen both ends of the spectrum. The idea that they didn't release starfox 2 because 64 would blow it out of the water, and that they didn't release because it wouldn't make starfox 2 as impressive.

>>381976673
>They have a 100% track record for that.
>when has nintendo ever lied to me before :(
http://www.wiiuonly.com/2012/08/why-did-nintendo-prevent-release-of.html

>>381977552
*starfox 64 as impressive

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>>381971804
>This chode can't even beat Corneria

>>381977517
>STOP PROVING ME WRONG, U- UMAD?!
Sorry that I'm way more educated about this subject than you are. It only took me a few minutes of googling to see that you're underaged and full of shit.
If you didn't want me tearing your argument to shreds, you shouldn't have presented such a shitty argument.

>Did Reggie rape your mom or something?
No, Reggie made this thing called the "NES Classic" which turned into a 300 dollar box on ebay for scalpers to trade between one another.
Then Reggie goes and announces the SNES Classic after the NES Classic was one of the worst fuckups Nintendo has had in recent memory

And people
Are actually
Looking forward to it.

I mean, what the fuck? I guess it really is okay when Nintendo does it.

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>>381971804

>You have to UNLOCK Star Fox 2
>UNLOCK

you know, like the good o' days instead of being behind a fucking paywall.

>>381977687
Can't you beat Corneria by just going to the top right and staying there? You're not even required to fly in formation and I think the boss ends up putting his weak point right at the top right so you can just hold down the shoot button.

>>381977808
I wasn't even the anon you were arguing with. I was just a casual bystander observing your total meltdown.

>>381972660
Broccoli is fucking delicious.

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>>381976673
>They have a 100% track record for that.
Oh, so Super Paper Mario on the GameCube never existed. And their constant promises that EarthBound 64 would be out in a year or two didn't exist either. We have always been at war with Eastasia.

>>381977901
The $80 20 year old system with limeted rom storage is the paywall you nigger

>>381977254
I didn't mean games don't get cancelled. That's retarded. I'm talking about games with release date announcements, not development announcements.

>I trust Nintendo!
You're obfuscating Nintendo as this one person who is a lying son of a bitch. I trust the people who have told us what happened to Starfox 2, they have names.

Who's your employer? What if I just backhanded everything you said because you are them.

Also answer me. Why are you asspained? If you really believe we're going to get the beta ripped from the internet, it's going to be christmas for you when the rom gets dumped and you get to rub salt on the massive butthurt for days, weeks, months, years. Top 10 anime betrayals courtesy of Nintendo.

But what are you doing now? Pitching a bitch fit because Nintendo is going to release starfox 2 and you'll have nothing to do but read posts from people who got what every non retarded person expected.

>>381974238
If they have an official 1.0 version, it will be sweet knowing that the ROM will be dumpable day 1.

Always exciting when a new official SNES ROM is cataloged.

>>381977204
>Not >>381975291 but answer the fucking question
He didn't ask a question, and all he's doing is suggesting that Nintendo will do something for which there is no precedent, let alone that it would be far riskier for than just releasing the finished version that all the facts point to existing.
How about ask him to provide an example of Nintendo stealing original assets from a ROMhack, rather than ask me to prove a negative? Or is that too bootlicking or too sychophant-like of me to ask?

>>381977437
>Pull image from google image search
>I was totally there you guys!

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>>381978420
I feel like you're saying this to try and annoy me, but I'm right there with you.
>>381976813
>I don't even intend to buy the thing. I'll wait for someone to rip the finished Star Fox 2 ROM from it, because that is what's going to happen.

>>381978446
>reverse image search
>no results
Just close the tab

>>381978603
>type "star fox 2 nintendo power" in google images
>first result
>same filename
really makes you think

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>>381978603
You should practice facebook before using google

>>381974238
I'm not saying you are one, but you sound exactly what a Corporate Whore would sound like.

They should have made you beat Contra III, Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts, and Kirby's Dream Course before you can unlock Star Fox 2.
Keep the casuals away from the good stuff.

>>381971804
Those of us who are older than 23 remember a time when you had to unlock things in video games.

Sounds like a Nintendo thing to do, it's not even a hard requisite to meet

>>381978942
See:
>>381978602
I recommend not buying it. Someone will rip the finished version of Star Fox 2 and you'll probably be able to play it on a better emulator that way.

I'm just finding the claims that Nintendo will release a ROMhack with original assets they didn't make, or waste resources patching an unfinished version of the game, when there is every indication they have a finished version of Star Fox 2 that they could release instead, completely retarded.

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>>381972660

>>381973539
I had this as a kid but never played it much. What's worth unlocking and how?

>>381978306
>Who's your employer? What if I just backhanded everything you said because you are them.
Oh no tough internet guy is gonna call my employer, oh noooo.

>Also answer me. Why are you asspained?
I'm not, I'm saying you're fucking retarded for not looking up the very obvious facts of the matter.
Literally a google search away. All my sources took less than five minutes to look up, but you're such a fucking mongoloid you couldn't do it by yourself.

Great job replying twice to me, by the way. Really shows who the asspained one is, you blown the fuck out Nintenmonkey.

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Someone's going to take this apart and make it playable on the PC, right?

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>Post YFW you're not a pleb like OP who can't even beat the first level of Star Fox

>>381978446
I pulled that image from google because I don't have a picture of that page.
Again, you're a dumbass. It takes less than a few seconds to look up that page from here, like so
>>381978912

-And then notice that page is the first announcement of Starfox 2.

>>381979604
Is that a Brussels sprout on that plate? I like most vegetables, except for sprouts because they're way too bitter.

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>>381978213
>the product is the paywall

well shit...

i'm sorry, but unlockable content is infinity better than content locked behind a paywall. Clearly you're to young to be on this board if you don't know that unlockable content was the norm instead of fucking achievements.

OP is always a faggot, but this is some kind of guinness book of world records shit.

>>381978446
>>381978912
>>381978749
What the fuck are you even saying? No where was I implying that I took that image. I'm saying I have that issue somewhere.
Assblasted Nintentards are the worst.

>>381972660
>Food analogy
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, STAR FOX!

>n64 mini
>includes URA Zelda
Plus nintendo

>>381978306
>You're obfuscating Nintendo as this one person who is a lying son of a bitch.
not him but Nintendo as a company is a lying son of a bitch

>I trust the people who have told us what happened to Starfox 2, they have names.
post them, then. if you mean the guy and his one twitter post, then I have breaking news for you

Twitter isn't actually a reliable source of information.
I don't know why the fuck you and the rest of /v/ thinks it is.

Do you really think that guy worked on the SNES classic? Because only the people who worked on that console know what version of starfox is going to be on it. Danny knows as much as we do about it right now, because he hasn't played the SNES classic either.

you're hyping up something you have no clue as to what it's even going to be. You're acting retarded. What's worse: when someone tries to bash this fact through that thick skull of yours you pitch a bitch fit with:

> Pitching a bitch fit because Nintendo is going to release starfox 2 and you'll have nothing to do but read posts from people who got what every non retarded person expected.

>>381980405
Why would you even want that? It looked terrible.

>>381980405
URA Zelda was never finished though.

>>381977963
>STOP MELTING DOWN, REEEEE
So you're a 'Casual observer' (Not a butthurt nintendo fanboy) noticing that I had facts and sources on my side about why you shouldn't trust a damn thing Nintendo says, and decided to go 'stop making my favorite company look bad'.
I know you guys can't go ten minutes without sucking Reggie's cock, but please be objective about this. Nintendo is out to fuck you with this, and they have done so in the past. So why you think you're going to get anything but an ass-fucking is anyone's guess considering that the evidence is clearly not on your side.

>>381979803
Do yourself a favor and unlock Ristar. It's possibly the best game in the collection, but they made it by far the most annoying to unlock.
>Play Blue Sphere, Knuckles in Sonic 2, Sonic 3 and Knuckles, and Flicky 30 times each.
And all of those need to be unlocked themselves.

Blue Sphere
>Play Sonic the Hedgehog and Sonic 3d Blast 20 times each.

Knuckles in Sonic 2
>Play Sonic the Hedgehog 2 and Sonic Spinball 20 times each.

Sonic 3 & Knuckles
>Play Sonic the Hedgehog 3 and Sonic & Knuckles 20 times each.

Flicky
>Play Dr Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine 30 times (or have a SA2B save file).

Or, alternatively, don't bother with any of that stupid shit and just go play Ristar in an emulator. You'll be glad you did.

>>381979953
Somebody should take apart your brain with a .45 you fucking thief.

>>381980709
This
Go play fucking Ristar right now, everyone. It's a better use of your time than posting in these speculation threads.

We super sonic collection 2.0 now.

>>381980660
Your posts are so ridiculous I don't even know how to reply to them.

I don't even give two fucks about Nintendo, but Dylan Cuthbert worked on Star Fox 2 so I'd say he probably knows more than any of us.

>>381980709
Sega knew Ristar would be the best game to play. So they made it a bitch and a half to unlock.

>>381980523
Neither was fox2, but they evidently did the work and cleanup required to include it. I guess

I dunno. Maybe they're just throwing it in as take what you get. Emufags have had it for years anyway.

>>381979928
>Oh no tough internet guy is gonna call my employer, oh noooo.

No retard. None of your first person experience matters because starbucks burns the fuck out of coffee.

>I'm not, I'm saying you're fucking retarded for not looking up the very obvious facts of the matter. Literally a google search away. All my sources took less than five minutes to look up, but you're such a fucking mongoloid you couldn't do it by yourself.

You didn't post any facts, just dumbass conclusions. There is not a single account from anyone that Starfox 2 is not completed, only the contrary.


Great job replying twice to me, by the way. Really shows who the asspained one is

Didn't

>>381980031
But here you are replying twice to me

That's my google search catching your bullshit about owning the nintendo power issue. I know starfox 2 was announced retard. But neither a release date nor window was given.

>>381980164
>I'm saying I have that issue somewhere.

Sure reggie

>>381980784
Sorry, but I was to shoot myself, it would be with a Mauser C96.

>>381972660
Go to hell

>>381980937
Star Fox 2 was reportedly 95% done. Part of its infamy was that it was so close to completion but was canceled anyway. They probably had very little to clean up.

I have no idea how far along URA Zelda was, but I don't think it was very far.

git gud faggot

>>381980937
>Neither was fox2
It was finished when they canceled it, apparently.

>Emufags have had it for years anyway.
Only an unfinished beta. If Dylan Cuthbert who worked on the game is to be believed, the finished version has at least a few substantial differences.

>>381980421
Cuthbert has been asked a lot of times about it in interviews, it's not fucking hidden knowledge what happened to starfox 2

Who the fuck is danny? What twitter post? Get out with this shit. You don't know the first paragraph of starfox 2's wikipedia.
http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2017/06/feature_the_full_story_behind_star_fox_2_nintendos_most_famous_cancellation

>>381981196
It was completed and sent to QA

>The rivalry between Sony and Nintendo was very fresh and strong back then because of the whole SNES CD-ROM affair." What makes the decision even more remarkable is that Star Fox 2 was practically finished. "The game was about 95 percent complete," Cuthbert adds. "Even after the decision was made we went ahead and completed it, taking it to be fully QA'd through Mario Club."

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>>381972660
Broccoli is my jam dude.

>>381980121
ahh, i see what you're saying now, and I agree.
Unlock:
>new levels
>new guns
>new characters
>difficulties

Or like fucking DICE and EA:
pay to unlock all specific class weapons/attachments etc.

>>381981517
oh so even though Nintendo canceled the game they went ahead and finished it anyway? Wow, that's even stranger.

It would make zero sense for Nintendo to not use that version. I sure hope they do anyway.

>>381981879
Well if you're inches away from finishing and they're about to garbage bin your work, I'd finish it just out of the desperation that they would change their mind

And yeah, it definitely exists

>In a neat twist, it would be during the production of Star Fox Command that Cuthbert was re-acquainted with his past, ill-fated project. "During development we received a copy of the mastered Star Fox 2 ROM to play, and it was quite a blast." This ROM would have been the final game, complete with QA tweaks and ready for a release that never happened. Cuthbert is keen to point out that this version is far superior to the numerous leaked prototype ROMs which are currently doing the rounds on the web - the leaking of which has been erroneously attributed to himself. "There are a few ROMs on the net in various conditions," he states. "But the ones I checked out are all old and they don't have the randomizing Rogue-like stuff working or all the encounters in place, so you don't really get the feel of the game we were making."

>>381981368
>>381981517
>>381982293
Where did that "Dylan Cuthbert is a liar" guy go?

>>381982819
Does it matter? He didn't actually believe anything he said.

>>381983237
No, probably not, but I was hoping for some entertaining dismissals of this stuff.
Come back liar guy. It's not too late to amuse me.

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>>381972660
>being so American that vegetables trigger you

>>381971804

Hey OP press left to make mario walk
Your first achievement unlocked!!!

It doesn't really make much sense, because beating one level isn't much of an accomplishment, and Starfox 2 is meant to be a selling point of the console. Obviously a Starfox fan would be able to get it easily, but it's kind of arbitrary to put a whole new game (sort of) behind an old one said fan has potentially already played to death.