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>>381969790
for fuck's sake, what a bunch of pussies
>N.Brio's blobs now have faces
That's cool.
>>381970196
S-SHE'S 2 YEARS OLD!!!
>His life will always be suffering.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I1AorL05U8
I seriously hope mods DO NOT ban this to /vg/ pls no
stop sexualizing Coco, she is pure
>>381970604
Yeah, pure sex.
Honest thoughts on Crash 4: Wrath of Cortex and Crash 5: Twinsanity?
>>381970592
Ripper Roo has it bad holy shit
>>381970752
Cortex had to strip Coco naked to disguise himself in her clothes.
>>381970592
>he falls off the waterfall this time
Savage as hell.
>>381970860
Wrath of Cortex is just Warped again, but more plastic-y and without much soul.
Twinsanity is a fun cartoon adventure with lots of laughs but is sadly half baked gameplay wise.
draw crash
I feel like the whole game has been slightly sterilized not just due to time constrains, but also to fit the modern standards of PEGI 3. Shit looks paler and less gritty, the soundtrack and atmosphere feels less opressive and with softer bass where it should be, and the bosses are slighty slower and easier.Now somebody post Coco gameplay, she's for CUTE not for LEWD.
>>381970592
This is a very different marsupial, not the cortex commando Koala Kong nor is it the Australian bandicoot from the evolve-ray. species is Kangaroo and nationality is Australia, but of something separate and different. This Riperoo the kangaroo has become Foreverial Tiedup Riperoo and he was fully mutated with his organs and inside and literally his whole body changed into a permanent living evolved version with permanent living evolved organs and insides and a permanent insanely, hanging tongue. nose is a permanent evolved nose and has two permanent mutated lips and two permanent evolved and mutated ears. Fully wrapped like a mummy, tiedup this way to remain and always jumping around with a permanent smile on his face and a wide open permanent marsupial mouth speaking constantly ready to kick anyone or anything with his permanent moleculized, evolved and mutated feet. The straight-jacket bondage moleculized version of Riperoo the kangaroo. there are other Australian cortex commando characters i have done besides this and Koala Kong. This is defanitely not the gangster Pinstripe as this doesnt exist at all in that series that I do, this is in the genre of fully permanent living insane and full permanent mutant animal bondage. This also is defanitely not the Tiny from the other island as this doesnt happen to him either, just a different character whom becomes Foreverial Tiedup Riperoo
Good to know that the soundtrack wasn't butchered too much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzGAgov2uMU
Looks like something from Bubsy 3D
>>381970072
Amazon buyer bros
Have you gotten an official delivery date yet?
>>381972695
Do you get themes when preordering from amazon?
>>381973156
I believe so
Wish it came with the Aku Aku charm that Gamestop preorders come with
>>381970604
I hope they do, since you faggots started putting in "PREVIOUS THREAD >>" links.
>Crash, Odyssey, Sonic Forces/Mania all in one year.
It's nice to see mascot platformers coming back on non-Nintendo systems.
>>381973238
For once I'm not going to get ripped off with a pre order bonus that's not a poster. I had to confirm that I was still getting my key chain.
>>381973325
2017 is shaping up to be one of the better years for games as of recently. It's refreshing to not be so cynical.
>>381971847
>>381970072
this is kind of off-topic but,is Twinsanity any good?
>>381973626
Sure. You can tell half the game is missing though, but what's there is fun. Also best version of Cortex from any of the games IMO.
>>381973626
It's alright. Gameplay is decent. Music is surprisingly bad. Doesn't feel like Crash Bandicoot, but a very well executed rip-off.
>>381970571
I'LL CUT OFF YOUR FORESKIN JUUUULIAN
>>381971310
>>381973796
>Music is surprisingly bad
Anyone got their copy yet?
Anyone find Lang's Cortex too goofy? It's weird because he can do an intimidating Cortex.
Skip to 0:50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5BNvmfUWQk
>>381971310
>>381973796
>Music is surprisingly bad
It might not be Josh Mancell levels of good but it's still one of the best Crash soundtracks to date
>>381973830
Remaking the games was a mistake, just rerelease them. I never want to see Tiny, N. Tropy, or Cortex like this again.
>>381973796
>twinsanity's soundtrack
>bad
Suck my fucking ass, that was one of the best parts of the game.
>>381973796
>music is surprisingly bad
>>381971310I guess it could be worse
>>381974552
this.
I will never understand why /v/ doesn't like Doo-doo-doo and Buh-buh-buh soundtracks.
New Super Mario bros got the same criticism and I liked that music too.
>>381972347
are those his nuts?
>>381971310
I did this a couple days ago and didn't keep going.
>>381974746
That's his hand anon, his arms are strapped to his side due to the strait jacket
>>381973796
>Music is surprisingly bad
Make way for best Crash girl
>>381974150
He can be serious at times in the N-Sane Trilogy. Like the opening cutscene to Crash 1, the cutscene after you defeat N-Gin in Crash 2, etc.
https://youtu.be/UXFuznM_bM4?t=2162
>>381975304
Notthiccenough
>>381975304
what does the A stand for?
>>381975476
Aeo
>>381975476asparagus
>>381975434
sothicc
freenutt
>>381975262
It is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA-PnO3J3o4&t=11s
>>381977703
Yes. Do a story time of it.