Will you do your part?

Yes master mario

Snitches be bitches
I ain't doing this shit for free

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>>381965385
Only on /v/.

They need a shot of young suburban children stomping on goombas in the street.

>>381965385
Why the 90's render of Mario?

If only they lowered their prices, had official retailers that don't inflate the prices people would stop pirating their games.

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>>381965385
Already did a while back. I think they got the message :)

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>>381966271

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>>381966271

>>381965385
>Will you do your part?

Yes, of course. I plan to distribute a rom pack containing the top 150 SNES games, along with an easy to use SNES emulator for PC/Mac and Android.

I'm even going to include a box art collection and manuals for each game in PDF format.

FUCK
NINTENDO

>>381967384
legend! where can i buy?

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>>381966271
>useage
>that capitalization
That's worse than the actual snitching desu.

>>381967669
How else am I supposed to play the part of a diehard Nintendo loyalist, if I can't make it look believable?

piracy is a sin

Maybe if they made games worth buying, people wouldn't pirate them so much.

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>>381968003
I don't think that's how it works.

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Where is this Mario render even from?

>>381968559
It was made specifically for this site. Nintendo's GD team don't fuck around

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>>381968559
Japanese Mario 64 box art

>>381968559
SCARY MARIO

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>>381965385
Absolutely. Thanks for reminding me.

>>381965385
>"Could I be prosecuted if I download content for Nintendo handheld system using a game copier?"

>"Yes. Downloading, playing and distributing illegal software that violates intellectual property rights is against the law. Law-enforcement authorities pursue those involved in Internet piracy and those distributing game copiers."

Guys I'm so fucking scared right now that I'm shaking and seeing red. I've pirated over FIVE! games on my 3ds. If I plead guilty to Nintendo do you think they'd go easier on me? I'm considering emailing them right now.

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Stop pirating Nintendo products

>>381970227
Okay I'll pirate bethesda ones instead

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>>381970264
Do it and we all die.

>>381968837
I never knew there was a matching render for Bowser in that pose

>>381965385
That's a badass shot of Mario.

>>381970335
>Release virtual console for PC
>???
>Profit

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>>381970626
>>381970227

You see, the only significant resource you can find on earth that you can't find anywhere else is the culture of the planet. That is, the movies, songs, games, stories.
So, if we were visited by more advanced civilizations we were, trust me, they would just point their antennas to our internet and download EVERYTHING.
No DRM on earth would be capable of stopping em from quickly emulating and running our media due their advanced quantum computers.

And this most likely already happened several, several times.

>>381971041
>nintendo
>releasing anything on a platform they don't own

>>381971041
??? being more piracy, so not a good idea.

>>381968554

It makes sense. Why should i pay for games that are good for 5 minutes of gameplay if i can get them for free?

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I reported Madcatz to Nintendo for streaming N64 roms on their shit Android console that nobody bought.

That idiot markman claimed it was legal because they own the originals. I like to think, in some small way, I helped end them (even though it was Rockband that nailed the coffin)

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>>381971094
>there are aliens playing vide games RIGHT NOW

>>381971389
>There are literally trillions of ayy lmaos downloading super mario from the space torrent, and nothing, NOTHING nintendo can do to stop it.

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>>381971094
Always wondered what alien sex wold be like. What species of alien would give the best fuck.

Human females are starting to bore me.

>>381971230
All the games that they could put on a PC virtual console are already everywhere on the internet to download.It would only be useful to people that want to be "legit" instead of just pirating the ROMs

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>>381971216
>E3 2018
>Announcing the Nintendo PC

>>381972236
The M is the real PC while the rest is just graphics?

>>381971825
If you want to be legit, that's what the actual VC is all about.

>>381970335
Reading this truly lets it sink in how uncompromising Nintendo is on this subject:
>So emulators are good or bad?
>"All bad. Nobody should have free games of any kind for any reason."
>What about how emulators can promote your games?
>"We do not want money if people get to have free games. As long as people are getting to play games for free, we have a problem."
>Why don't you make them more legit?
>"Its illegal to have fun with our products for free, so no, we won't make stealing legal you fucking monster."
>What if someone wants a game that isn't avaliable any other way?
>"TOO BAD, FUCK'EM."
>But isn't it fine if people download games that aren't available anymore anyways?
>"NO, that's the same as stealing food out of our children's stomach. Literally worse than Hitler. People should legally not be allowed to have fun if it's for free, or with something we own but aren't letting people play."

To summarize the whole thing with exaggeration, if Nintendo games were water, and you and Nintendo were in a desert, and you were dying of thirst, Nintendo not only would not give you its water for free even though you are dying, they would say no to your children first so they could lay back and watch the parents reactions to watching their own child die a slow painful death. They would rather donate money directly to terrorism if it meant keeping kids from playing their games for free somehow. They are insane, absolutely insane.

>>381971216
>He didn't play the shitty Mario DOS games

>>381972791
Bet you anything Nintendo wants to kill everybody that ever played a translation of Mother 3

>>381972791
Your comparing a company not wanting you to have their games without paying for it to something essential for life like water.

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>>381973375
Or anyone who bought this.

>>381966271
>.cl
fucking chilean scum

>>381966271
dox this faggot

>>381965385
>that mario64 era render
why haven't they bothered to update it?

>>381973614
Spotted the non /v/irgin. Get em boys! Inb4 personal army.

>>381971216
>Magikarp jump
>mario run
>fire emblem heros