>there are people on /v/ who don't want to marry this how

>>381965237
>tattoos
>marrying

Degenerate

>>381965237
Well, I'm male(male) and she's a dyke, for one.

>>381965237
>Life is Strange
>Anything positive
You must be 18 years or older to browse this board.

>>381965237
i have good taste

>>381965237
I'm not a lesbian, though.

>>381965237
What are you talking about?
Only Kate is suitable for marriage in Life is Strange, not even Max is.

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>>381965381
Take that back you fuck

>>381965921
You
must
be
18
years
or
older
to
browse
this
board.

Chloe is for pumping and dumping

>>381965237
>unnatural hair color
>washboard chest and ass
>S Tier cunt
>tattoos
>smoker
>daddy issues galore
>dyke

It's like she was conceived by scientists in a controlled lab to make the worst female possible.

>>381966019
fucking KYS

>>381965237
My girlfriend is hotter. And also Russian and straight.

>>381966046
>underaged

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I have another choice in mind.

>>381966046

>implying i dont want a trashy suicidal chainsmoking depression gf with shit tattoos

alright kid enjoy your normie gf

>>381965237
As a brown male I love pale goth girls.
I'd be all over Chloe. I think she's a little funny too.

>>381965237
shit game with an even shittier fan base

>>381965237
She's a bitch. Why would I marry a bitch?

I'd fuck the shit out of her though.

She's really annoying in the game, I'd marry Kate though.

>you will never smoke pot and listen to alt rock with chloe

why live?

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>>381965237
She's a bit too human for my tastes.

>uses the phrase "hella" as part of her vocabulary
>But is too good for emojis.

stop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFlMoAasW4A

>>381967795
there's thousands, probably millions of girls just like her all over the world

>>381968530
Yeah, keyword is "girls". I ain't going to jail for some hella underaged tween.

>>381965237
Chloe becomes an insufferable fuck just because her dad dies. People actual like this character.

We truly live in the darkest times.

>>381968530
>there's thousands, probably millions of girls that think they're just like her all over the world
fixed
I get that a lot of people can't stand her here, and fair enough, but her redeeming quality my eyes was that she actually lived the grimy, edgy life her appearance/demeanor suggested as opposed to just being full of shit and looking for attention

>>381966046
>worst female possible
only thing she's missing is a nose ring

>>381966046
Yes, real people sure are lame

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>>381965237

>>381965237
>visible bra
>tattoos
>dyke hair
This chick is a lesbo slut and you know it.

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>23% of people didn't kiss Chloe

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>>381965237
cuz I'd rather marry max

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>>381965237
Because Kate exists.

I hate lesbian simulator less than breath of the walking simulator but you are catching up fast.

>>381965237
Because I'm literally a faggot.

>>381969279
Visible bras and tats are sexy though

>>381969945
dumb slut sympathizer

>>381969218
lel

>>381965237
Because she's the definition of degenerate.

When it comes down to it, there are four types of women:

>wife material
The best for marriage and starting a family with. These girls will offer you mediocre sexual intimacy mostly due to a lack of experience, but they will never betray you and will almpst always carry a selfless attutude that puts family first. Kate is a good example of this.

>sex material
The name really says it all. These women are built for sex and they know it. One of the biggest misconceptions about sluts is that they should be avoided. Quite the contrary. Sluts provide the absolute best sex you can possibly achieve. Period. Just never put a ring on them. That's not yo say all girls in this category are complete whores, but the mentality is similar enough that you should treat them the same. Chloe falls into this category.

>friend material
Yes, these exist. Some women just are not for either the bedding or the marrying. They're instead only good for chilling with. You can always identify them due to being laid back and not having their sexuality be a strong part of their persona. Oh, you may at first WANT to fuck them, but doing so will be awkward and will ruin your otherwise pretty chill friendship. Max is a good example of this type.

>Danger material
Stay away and make clear. These are women who are extremely self concious and determined to further their own prospects. Like friend material, they don't think "like a girl" but rather as an "independent". Unlike friend material however these women are obsessed with their economic and spcial prospects being constantly improved. They will use anything... or anyone, to get ahead. They are also rather tricky and know how to get what they want. Do not engage at any cost. I shpuldn't have to give you an example, chances are you know plenty.

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>>381965237

>you will never face fuck Ashly Burch so hard you give her a concussion and make her think she's really Chloe by forcing her to recite all her Life is Strange lines while she's in a stupor

She makes me want to puke.

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>>381970501

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>>381969945
ultimate level is bras only.

>>381970826
>No penis on Chloe.

Pic ruined.

>>381970381
I'm sorry anon, I grew up ghetto
>>381970826
No bra is god, especially if they have those thin sleeveless t-shirts. Good lord...

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Pretty pissed that I played this game as a joke and now I wish I was max going on hella lesbo adventures with chloe

>>381966347
>brown male
What did (s)he mean by this?

I'd much rather marry Max

>>381967728
You get to bully her though whats up with that?

>>381971105
I mean that as a Hispanic male with brown skin I find pale white women who like alternate fashion and music very attractive.

>>381971093
>hella lesbo adventures
Count me in

>>381970501
the autism in this post is record breaking.

>>381965237
If I were a chick I'd be into her, sure.

>>381971320
>hispanic male
Is this true?

>>381971390
I'm so mad about how much I got interested in the characters and the ending fucking sucked, I just finished it a couple days ago so I hope this feeling goes away or I might actually off myself

>>381965237
I want to rewind time and watch her shoot herself over and over again.

>>381971320
>i'm a darkie and i want to fuck white women
everybody already knows this, moron

>>381965237

>Blue hair
>Not a natural hair color

Purge the filth

>>381965237
Literally cant accept blame for any issue, 0/10 id rather marry a man

>>381971801
How do you know she's not half Japanese?

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>>381971567
Yes
>>381971756
I mean, I was being specific though. The average white girl does nothing for me.

>>381971995
you have to go back

>>381972049
I'm a legal resident of this country anon.
Also, memes.

>>381965237
I'm fairly certain there are laws against marrying a two dimensional character. Especially such an ugly and poorly written one.

>not wanting Victoria "Best Girl" Chase instead.

I finally just beat Episode 1. Am I supposed to like Chloe? She's such a fucking bitch.

>>381972561
You're a fucking bitch

>sage
sage
>sage
sage
>sage
sage
>sage
sage

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>>381966046
You are onto something.
Considering half way in the game becomes self aware and shits on Chloe and Max as characters and make the bad guy look like the good guy then goes back to being the regular game.
I wonder what they were trying to say by this

>>381965237
She has borderline personality disorder which makes her more likely to cheat.

>>381973718
>>381973874
Stop replying and bump these threads!
SAGE

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>she has blue hair so she sucks

Whew boy!

>>381965237
>there are people on /v/ who think Telltale makes video games

how

I want to be max

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>>381966046
I didn't see a single con in that list except maybe dyke because I am not a girl. Lesbo besties are cool tho

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>>381974772
Don't we all.

>>381965237
>tattoos
>chestlet
>"quirky and unique" hair cut and color
No thanks

>>381969201
>tons of baggage
>"She's just too realistic for you"
Don't think so bub, step outside for once and talk to someone.
You'll find that most people aren't filled with literal shit

>>381971665
You'll be fine. You have a home, a family that loves you, and a future career or you have pne already. Chill man. It'a just a dumb game.

>>381974071
>she's a hipster that helped kill the punk movement as is now wearing the scalpel so she sucks

>>381965237
Because
>SHAKA BRAH

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>>381965237

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because dodger is almost just like her but without the tattoos or daddy issues?

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>>381965237
Chloe is 100% the type of girl who gets my dick hard. Abrasive bitchy teenager attitude, piercings, tats, dyed hair, smokes weed, even the fucking beanie is perfect.

Yes, I know my taste is horrible.

>>381977465
but sdhe would push you to ther ground and force you to eat her out and then never touch your dick

you are better off with cute submissive girls who want nothing more than to be your slut

>>381977720
I am also into femdom so that turns me on too, anon.

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>>381965237

>>381977803
>male sub

how utterly sad and pathetic

>I can handle a gun, it's the MEN that need to be checked.
5 mins later
>OW SHIT I HELLA SHOT MYSELF

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>>381978060
this is a kinkshame free zone

>>381978186
>a video game character is flawed and dumb instead of perfect and intelligent
Ok?

Tattoos are disgusting

>>381965237
Terrible personality

>>381978316
It shows how hella retarded she is
Did I hurt your shit tier waifu's feelings?

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>>381965237

>>381977720
What if she's a switch

>>381978402
Chloe isn't my waifu. I just find it weird people shit on the game for her saying that line.

>>381965237
Only if it's a guy

>>381978353
There are women without tattoos?

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>smoker edgelord

Literally just has looks going for her

>>381978621
There are some out there. You just have to believe

>>381978518
Not only that but she panic shot and killed both a dog and an adult male in a situation that could have completely been avoided if it weren't for her own stupidity
She also seemingly felt no guilt for it after that scene as if it never happened

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Who /daniel/ here? I really liked being really nice to Daniel

>>381978872
I like tats so I don';t care. I just find it weird people exist who are so prudish when the prudish people are such a minority.

Her being a smoker is the only flaw

>>381981217
Why? You realize that smokers aren't exactly a minority right?

>>381981296
They really are these days, at least in the US.

>>381965237
>there are people who don't want to marry sociopathic cunt from tumblr
I want to believe this is just bait

>>381965237
>blue hair
>tattoos
Yeah nah

>>381981901
Tumblr is a meme.

Is this game any good?

>>381973718
Agreed. The only reason they are the "good" guys is because everyone else is worse.

>>381966019
people born in 1999 can now post on 4chan, think about that

>>381982210
I got it for free and so far, it's worth every penny.

>>381982210
If you enjoy non-games with minimal gameplay that focus on the choices you make, where said choices mean absolutely nothing whatsoever, can stomach really terrible writing, unlikable characters, and enough vomit inducing lines to fill a thirty minute cringe compilation, then this is probably right up your alley. Otherwise no

>>381965237
I'd molest her, but there's no way I'd ever marry someone with dyed hair and tattoos. Those are warning signs.

>>381969201
This always just says more of the speaker. Go outside and have actual relationships, not everyone is content to stay a garbage human being

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>>381977720

But i dont want a submissive girl, id rather have a sub femboy than a sub girl.

>>381977465
Same, after this game im heads over heels with a beanie but that isnt to say i havent liked that look because of lis, i just was confirmed on how much i like it

I need a girl with blue or red hair man