Jonathan Blow vs Zelda

>>381961259
>camera pointed at the screen

wtf

>>381961259
Who is this autist and why should anyone care?

>points camera at tv
12:55
> "Is this a NAMBLA game?"
14:14
> "he looks twelve, you can see the outline of his... "
14:58
> "Hunky 12 year old"

literally worse than dsp

I'm not watching this shit mate, tell me what it is all about

>Jon projecting his love for boys shortly into the video
Someone please do a this is how you don't play out of this. Maybe then I can have a deeper understanding as to why his games are shit.

>>381962130
>John Blow is a gay pedophile
This isn't even surprising.

This is like some DSP shit from 2008 with the camera pointed at the TV

>>381962069
He's the guy who made Braid and The Witness. He frequently makes an ass of himself by implying that he's god's gift to video game development, implying that his games are too intelligent for the world, and sperging out at people who pirate his game.

In spite of the vast intellect that he claims to have, he doesn't seem to understand what a capture card is, and owns a Razer PC

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>>381961259
HE DIDN'T EVEN CENTER THE CAMERA ON THE TV

>>381961259
Sorry, I'm not autistic enough to sit through this shit like you nerds just to find out you're making fun of some casual

I always thought that he was a little odd, but he is definitely an aspie.

>>381962428
>>381962069
Not only that, he makes games that are deliberately 2 deep 4 u, however he can't handle two lines of dialog and proceeds to constantly kill himself trying to escape the tutorial area even though the game clearly states he needs to finish a few temples. He's just an absolute moron.

>>381962560
Why are you so angry? Are you people so bored that you look for things to be angry about?

>>381962663
Now I want to see DSP make a game.

>>381962560
To add insult to injury, like half way in, he has a bag of chips or something sitting right next to the camera so every time he reached for chips, the camera shakes and makes a loud ass noise. This guy has to be trolling.

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>>381962741
Why are you in this thread? Are you so bored that you have to try and pick fights online for entertainment?

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xcg494_a-moment-with-jon-blow_fun

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>Shilling on /v/

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16:14
> "Japan has a history of showing underage people and claiming they're adults it's how you get away with putting underage"

Link has a little bit of muscle tone and he's short, apparently that's enough to be Loli?

https://youtu.be/SvVazYyTdeA

>>381961259
Nothing makes me angrier than watching someone else suck at video games. Second worst is someone who's smug about how good they play the game. I used to have this faggot friend who would enthusiastically hum the tune of Smash Bros. as he kicked my ass on it only because he played it all the time and I was a noob. Wanted to strangle him to death.

>>381963123
Back when egoraptor was funny.

>>381963070
I thought it would be an entertaining video. I'm now intrigued by how angry people are getting from this video. I see that you're still angry.

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>>381961259
Is he trying to imitate DSP

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>>381963298
You really think I'm mad? Is a hyperbole really that difficult to understand? It's a pretty simple concept my man. Keep trying though, I know you'll figure out this site soon enough, and feel right at home.

>>381963693
I don't think it, I know it. You're unnecessarily heated by some harmless video and now a few posts on the internet. What a life.

>>381963693
You seem like a faggot.

>>381963693
>he gets mad so often that he keeps a folder of bait images to get him out of a jam

l m a o

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>lina + cm every game

i can't handle this lads

>>381961259
You can just tell this dude is a pedo.

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>>381961259
>Zelda informs you ONCE how to open your map, map-marking and quest features, then forced guidance disappears forever
>LET ME DO THINGS NINTENDO!
>fumbles to do exactly what was just explained
>fails to understand why anything is prompted in the first 5 minutes
>fails to play the game right and whines at it constantly autistically
>blames Nintendo
Jesus christ. I used to respect Blow, but god damn how do you whine so much

>>381964191
Did he make some super amazing game before Braid I don't know about? Why did anyone EVER give a shit about that nu-male?

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>>381963804
>>381963829
>>381963920
>Being this retarded
It's like trying to talk to an angry child.

>>381964354
>I'm not the angry one, you are!
>tells people to stop

It was over from the moment you lost your shit because of the way some casual plays a casual game lmao

Literally autism

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>almost 4 hours
theres no condense version?

>>381964354
confirmed for faggot

>>381964514
Get working on it.

>>381964349
This. I don't understand why people ride his dick so much. Is it because he's part of the Bay Area scene?

>>381964604
Your parents must be so proud, helping clean up the streets of the internet.

>he's worse than DSP
wow

>>381964498
I know autism makes it harder to understand jokes, especially through text, but if you think I've been angry during any of this then you really shouldn't be calling people autistic.
Because that some pot kettle shit right there.

>>381961259
>skip to about 8 minutes
>hasn't booted the fucking game up
Dropped

>>381962321
>Link is +100 years old
Im not defending this guy but, Who doesnt want to fuck Link?

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>>381964514
This.

>doesn't watch cutscenes or dialogue
>wowww how am I supposed to know what and how to do things?
>breaking boxes is boring
>wowww let me do it more
>the game has no guidance
>wowww a puzzle solved chime? How pretentious
Why do people like him again?

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>>381962836
At some point, he'd have to do a panel explaining his game. A paying audience can only handle so much cringe.

>>381965115
Basically he whines about problems he created himself

It's still a fun watch desu, it's hilarious watching him fail

>>381964349
The art is why Braid got popular, I think.

>just watched him programming a compiler for a programming language he's working on

>/v/ thinks he's stupid

Oh the irony.

>>381963920
>>381963829
>>381963804
>>381963298
You seem a bit perturbed.

>>381965367
Knowledge and wisdom are different things. Knowledge of one particular topic means nothing if you don't have ordinary reasoning skills and comprehension.

>>381965273
Braid was popular because it was one of the first indie games that proved they could be just as good as big budget titles. The phrase "indie game" didn't exist before Braid. He started an entire culture leading by example and showed that anyone with enough dedication and talent can make something amazing. He's more influential than you will EVER be.

>>381961259
didn't he get super mad at those rappers for making fun of braid

>>381965786
He's still a pissant

>>381965273
I think the Braid Art style is Hideous.

>>381966049
Ugh...I would tell you why you're wrong but you just wouldn't get it.

>>381965367
he's literally reinventing the wheel though

his language is literally just C++ again

>>381965367
And Phil Fish also made a really technically impressive game, but most people consider him a retard

"whole flood closes soon so I gotta get going"

omg

>>381966725
phil fish didn't even program it

>>381961259
>recording video of a screen

i thought this guy was a developer, doesn't he know how to work this tech stuff? or is he just on the design side with no computer know-how

>>381961259
>pointing a camera at the screen

Is he DSP of video game developers? What the fuck?

>>381966725
He only did the art, which is cute, but hardly impressive

>>381965786
>Braid was popular because it was one of the first indie games that proved they could be just as good as big budget titles
The fuck am I reading?
Cave Story came out fucking 4 years before Braid.

He's just a insufferable as I imagine everyone in San Francisco to be

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>makes video games
>can't be bothered to get a capture card, instead points a camera at the tv screen
>doesn't even fucking center it

>>381966797
>>381967056
Gonna be honest, I actually didn't know that

Interesting

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Man I would hate to be so inherently cynical about everything.

Dudes literally playing the game to whinge about it.

>ignores cutscenes and anything that explains game mechanics
>complains that he doesn't know how to do things

HE DESIGNS VIDEO GAMES FOR A LIVING

FUCKING HOW

>>381967581

Braid, also is not as good as big budget titles.

almost 4 hours fuck him

he's completely right about the """pro""" mode option.

>>381968029
>Gonna be honest, I actually didn't know that
Yeah, that's how probably Phil wanted it.

>tries to cook
>complains that the torch is considered a melee weapon
>spends two literal minutes trying to light the pot
>can't figure out how to cook
>gives up and walks away after a minute
>has to look in the fucking chat to find out how to cook
>returns to the pot
>it had gone out while he was gone
>complains about that
>spends several minutes in the menus figuring out how to select ingredients
>can't cook the food now because the pot isn't lit
>drops the food on the ground
>blames the "backwards-ass nintendo controls"
>finally gets the food cooked
>"this is the worst fucking game ever"

This is all after the game clearly explains exactly how to cook food.

>>381963143
>Loli
I think you're a bit wrong there, pal.

>>381962428
>he's god's gift to video game development
And language design.

Now I understand why Arin Hanson loves him so much.

>>381969491
Twink?

>>381965367
There are very few optimizations you can gain from creating your own language, and a fuck ton of things you can make immensely worse.

And since JBlow tweeted about not liking namespaces, I'm sure he's totally not gonna make a processor-melting language.

>>381970246
to be fair i don't like namespaces either but you can just, you know, not use them

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>>381961259
>white theme

>>381970239
Isn't the term you're looking for' shota'

>>381961259
I don't like let's plays.

Also, LITERALLY WHO?

>>381961259

He's just pretending to be retarded, right? Like, "haha, the guy who made Braid is a fucking retard anon, look at him and laugh!"

>>381963298
>I thought it would be an entertaining video
>4 hour let's play
>On /v/ where threads hit archive in 15 minutes of inactivity

Nope. Not going Resident Sleeper here.

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>>381961259
He looks like the middle aged gay dude at my job. He 'records' gameplay like dsp did in the old days, doesn't precheck his equipment so he has to download a patch while recording, has uninteresting commentary and incessant complaining... This is just embarrassing. All this could be forgiven if he at least had interesting things to say but he's as charismatic as a brick.
Suicide when?

>>381971112
No, this is his honest to god real self.

>spends the entire intro fucking with the camera

>>381971672
Is he an unironic pedo?

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>>381961259
>Uncharted could have used a stamina meter

>>381972481
He is legitimately retarded

He's not only a pedo but a Nazi too

He also goes by the name naysayer88 (88= Heil Hitler)

>>381964992
>>381962130
>>381962321

Kinda funny after all those fag threads with Link wearing that one outfit.

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>>381961259
>has the charisma of a dead fish
>makes unfunny jokes
>references the FPS Doug video
>whines constantly
>too retarded to understand cooking
>dies repeatedly trying to leave the Great Plateau when the game tells him YOU CAN'T LEAVE UNTIL YOU DO SOME SHRINES, MY MAN
>points a camera at the screen; doesn't even center it
>struggles to kill chu chus
>keeps asking if he can "magneto it" when using magnesis

this is literally DSP tier gameplay; from the so-called genius behind Braid. i just want to kill myself after watching this.

>>381972941
>>makes unfunny jokes
>calling apples lemons isn't H I L A R I O U S

>>381972481
I agree

>>381973481
no, that's what the crumbling ledges are already for.

>>381965903
I don't know if he got mad, but I love the video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSXofLK5hFQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1Fg76c4Zfg

>that joke calling Stone Talus "Talos Principle"
Jesus fucking Christ

>>381973481
Climbing in Uncharted is purely for cinematic purposes and the gameplay is mind-numbing.

Adding Stamina to such a recurring forced part of the game would make the Uncharted series , without Stamina potions etc, even more terrible.

>>381973915
This dude is like those "fun is a buzzword" shitposts on /v/ personified

3:21:59
>"I still don't know how to lock on."
>Zooms in with the Sheika Stone, gets hit.
>"DUDE, I tried to lock on...okay?"

Jesus fucking christ. How does this guy make games if he can't even play them?

Reminder that he is considered the most intelligent guy in indie gaming.

>>381974460
Seems to reflect the stuff he makes. He makes games where you cannot lose or where thinhs like movement area way to get to a screen with a puzzle (as in the kind you find in newspapers or in boxes, not actually making much use being of video game)

ART

>>381974731
*things like movement are a

Sorry for tabletposting. Also I mean boxes as in the kind that physically come in a box

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Unlikable in Indie Game The Movie (alongside Phil Fish) and unlikable while playing games.

Braid is a fine game but man he really needs to liven up and stop being so autistic.

>>381968823
Wouldn't surprise me

>>381961259
>>381961259
I don't know who this is but quit making these retarded ass e-celeb threads already you fucking queer.

>>381975458

He's a dev. Even if he's pretentious I think its safe to say its more relevant than some Youtube person.

>>381973915
>Braid was not designed to be fun
It's sounding more and more like he got lucky that Braid ended up being good, its design inherently baked into the time gimmick. He's right on a couple things in this video, but fuck a game if it's not fun. Making sure the player enjoys your game is a designer's #1 priority, not doing something just to prove you can do it. Braid was accidentally fun.

>>381975458
>game developer
>e-celeb
Literally retarded

I wonder how /v/ will feel in the Talos Principle vs The Witness debates now.

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>>381972757
this one?

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Daily Reminder that /v/ shilled some anon to stream Horizon pre-launch, making webms of all """ fails""" and jumping on the hate train. Now Jon Blow does it and you all sperge out.

>razer laptop

shit game

>>381976501
Shit post.

>>381976341
but, see, BOTW has already launched?

>>381976205
>ywn fuck twink link's boipussy

why live?

Why does he keep mentioning lemons?

>>381977690
YESTERDAY I WOKE UP SUCKING A LEMON
YESTERDAY I WOKE UP SUCKING A LEMON

i don't personally like blow but i personally spent hours in the first area of zelda

he's an ass though

>>381977908
Did you spend hours whining in the first area simultaneously complaining about the tutorials but also not knowing where to go?

>>381966797
>>381967056
Did Phil not do most of the level design though?

>>381965903
The guy replied to literal mostly everyone who talked about his game. There bound to be different interpretations of his comments. Most coders are autistic as fuck.

>>381978001
...no... I was mostly just taking it all in

>>381962428
The witness was one of the first games to make me physically ill. I've never gotten motion sick before but some how that game detroyed me.

>>381978029
He did all of the creative bits in Fez except for the music. He wasn't particularly good at anything but art, though, considering how long it took him to finish designing a mediocre game.

It took him a few years into development to realize that, with his perspective changing gimmick, horizontal levels don't work. That should've been something you'd realize as you come up with the game's core concept, but somehow it just flew past the guy.

>>381975263
It was so weird watching that movie and seeing how chill the Team Meat guys were in comparison to Blow and Phil.

>>381976341
>Horizon shill literally cannot keep himself from entering BotW threads
Sad!

i dont get it
even if you are of the mindset the character looks young, what is the problem?
do people like this tell children at the beach to put their shirts on.

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>>381977690
it's very advanced humour aimed at the kind of people that read gravity's rainbow

>>381980819
If you were making a game what book would you have wanted your audience to have read, /v/?

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>>381980925

>>381973707
this video unironically sold me the game.

I saw it, went "hey it's that game that soulja boy fucked with, I wonder what it is"

>>381964063
sauce?

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>>381980925

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>>381980767
Uhm sweetie.... No...

>>381980925
Italo Calvino and Jorge Luis Borges desu

>>381962069
Based guy

>>381973915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MlNWYyVdh0

Why is this autistic fuck so obsessed with that sausage game? Is it that good?
He is even making a sokoban-inspired game because of that shit.

>>381966320
>his language is literally just C++ again

Not at all, it's D again. C++ is atrociously flawed and needs to be replaced at some point to save future generations from its bullshit, but there are already several candidates that are at least as good as his language and we don't really need another to choose from at this point.

>>381985493
it speaks to his repressed desires

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>>381962428
>>381962663
wtf this bothers me we have to stop him how am i supposed to continue enjoying myself like this???