>mom walks in

>>381951954

>Mom says: Dafuk are you still playing that shit for?! They stopped making DLC for it since February!

>>381951954
"at least you are not gay."

>>381953185
*gay lover springs out from under bed sheets*
Heh, nothing gay, kid

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>dad walks in

>>381951954
do they make this game for ps4 and can i buy it in engrish?

>>381951954
>"son how about you play something with actual gameplay like DOA5 you movie loving cuck"

>>381951954
good, just in time for my daily blowie joey. as long as i can still focus on the game.

what the /v/erdict on DOAX3?

>>381953560
>"are you winning, son"

>>381953920
Not all that worthwhile when you consider all the 3D porn games out there. They even do ecchi better than DOAX3.

>>381953560

what are those empty casings for? do you need them? i will go reload them

>>381953560
what game is this and why is the only option to stop her.. what do they think i am, gay?

My mom abandoned me when I was 1 and periodically showed up to emotionally torture me throughout my youth.

>>381951954

>"Haha your faggot ass spent over $100 to get jewed with microtransactions and less content than the previous version."

>>381954221

cool blogpost you faggot, go fap to some mommy jerk-off instruction and then go kill yourself.

>>381954201
Nigger she about to fill those casings with the wrong grain!

You're gay if you don't stop her!

>>381953920
Even the PSP version is better and has more content. The VR mode is nice though.

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>>381954201
Omega Quintet

>>381954328
When I was 2 she beat me severely for shitting in my pants instead of a diaper.
It gave me a decade long complex where I would hold in my own shit for so long that it would stretch my anus out and hurt a lot.
I am now obsessed with anal play. Both myself and a partner.

>>381954526
do they ever get nude?

>>381954689

this is the type of content I wanna see on 4chan.
Yes!

CONTINUE!

>>381951954
>she unzips your pants

>>381953560
>*looks at screen*
>"She's reloading all wrong son, her grain count is gonna be fucked, where's her scale?"

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>>381954747
They're all pure idols.

>>381951954
>Respects my choice in entertainment because I'm an adult and buy my own games.

>anyone walks in
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNkKQ_ANV3Y

>>381955034
into the garbage it goes

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>>381951954
>mom drives in
This actually happened almost happened earlier today too.

>>381954790
She forced me to kiss my dead great aunt during a Catholic wake when I was 3. I don't remember it, but the idea of fucking a fresh corpse doesn't bother me at all. I have a blood fetish.

She used to chase me around the house with a giant spider toy for laughs. I have severe anxiety issues and zero self confidence.
She also used my name to get a loan and ruined my credit forever at the age of 7 by not paying it back.

When I was 12 my great grandmother left me $10,000. She never told me and instead bought a new car.

In my late teens she screamed at my face that I'm a worthless loser and will never amount to anything. She is right.

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>>381953560

>>381954526
>>381955034
>>381953560
Fuck this game. Miss one important sidequest and you can't get the true ending anymore.

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>>381955668
This is a good post.

>>381955668
>When I was 12 my great grandmother left me $10,000. She never told me and instead bought a new car.

If she never told you then how are you telling us this as a fact now?

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>There are people on this board right now who still live with their parents and jerk off to fictional cartoon women
Lmao at your life. Go get a life and get laid you nerds

>>381955668

Women - not even once.

>>381955668
Mom sounds like a cunt, she still alive?

>>381956096

>tfw being successful businessman and still jerking it to jailbait anime girls

nice projection, faglord

>>381955668
your mom sounds hot, i'd like to meet her and shit on your bed

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>>381956096
>projecting this hard
Lma at your life. Go get a life and get laid you nerd

>>381956089
Someone told him after she bought the car?

>>381956089
Found out 3 years ago. Too much time had passed to take legal action.

I think about killing several people then myself on a daily basis and have been in an institution before.

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>>381956096

>>381951954
Will there ever be another DoA Xtreme?

>>381956282
just settle for yourself, anon. you wont contribute anything positive to society by being a live. dont take people out of this world that have nothing to do with you other than being unfortunate enough to have crossed your pathetic path. just kill yourself, but not before posting a pic of your mom so i can jerk it

>>381956328
!

>>381956282
okay but how did you find out she got the money from your great grandmother and spent it on a car?

the devilled eggs are in the details.

>>381955668
what bank let's a 7 year old take out a loan? You wouldn't be legally required to pay it back because you weren't even allowed to sign the contract in the first place.
All you would need to do is file a complaint about identity theft with the FCU and they would say the same thing. No 7 year old can take out a loan, any bank stupid enough to do that is actually committing fraud THEMSELVES.

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>>381956328
?

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>>381956328
What do I win?

>>381956282
>I think about killing several people then myself on a daily basis and have been in an institution before.

Me too, anon.
I'm probably gonna do it, soon. There's no hope.

>>381956096
>Giving in to the Vaginal Jew.
Have fun getting cucked by her and the black bull Don't forget your alimony and child support

>>381956116
Yes.
She opened a restaurant and had other kids not too long ago. I only learned this through some chatty cathy on facebook. I was desperately out of work at the time and she purposely avoided hiring me.

She kicked my half brother and half sister's father out last I heard and is likely in the process of torturing more children.

>>381954221
>>381954689
>>381955668

Are you just going through a checklist of your fanfiction you made of abusive mothers?

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>>381956328

>>381956591
post her pics anon

>>381956105
I don’t consider women human and would happily be a regular Ed Gein if it wasn't for how easy it is for me to get caught because of my incompetence in literally everything.

>>381956680
but you only need 2

>>381956389
No.

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>>381956680

>>381956206
She used to be very sexually attractive to the extent I thought about tying her up and raping her in her sleep, but she ballooned into a fat goblin when she had her second demon spawn.

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>mom walks in

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>>381953560
My dad would be proud of me, is a girl in underwear. But... if I were playing something like this...

>>381956680
Halfway there. You only applied two of the four dots.

>>381956493
She told me.

>>381956505
I don’t know the details, I just now my credit took years to clean up because of what she did. I had an accountant deal with it.

>>381956604

He was actually being genuine, you fucking newfaggot.

You really need to lurk moar, then you would know, too.

>>381957154
Did your accountant file charges? Because that's grand larceny she committed.

>>381956582
But anon I am the black bull

>>381956720
I don't have any. She is a cunt and I want nothing to do with her.

She is hideous now anyway. She got a hernia 4 years ago and never got it fixed properly. I cut ties to her entirely around that time. I hope she's dead.

>>381957285

NIGGER

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>>381956328

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>>381957154
>she never told me
>she told me

what a twist

>>381957406
Good for you anon, I'm sure she's rotting away somewhere now.

>>/gif/10765416
>mom walks in

>>381957262
I don’t know or care. It was taken care of almost 10 years ago when I was 20.

You underestimate how dead I am on the inside. I'm just spilling my head onto posts because this thread was shit from the very beginning and I know my life is fucked enough to derail a thread.

>>381957686
shit
>>>/gif/10765416

>>381957586
Never told me up until that point, you persecution mania infested autist.

>>381957725
Just saying, that story is literally 6 different federal crimes being committed against you by your mother. I'm honestly surprised that if ANYONE at the time found out about them, that they didn't call the police on her.

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>>381955668
This is probably fake but damn gave me a good laugh

>>381957725
>ruined my credit forever
>it was taken care of almost 10 years ago

if you're going to play pretend at least keep track of your bullshit, otherwise you might step in it.

>>381956105
/r9k/ - not even once.
>>381956771
So you are a retard?
>>381957174
>He was actually being genuine
How do you know that fag lord.

>>381958108

wow, please, go back to where you came from you fucking summerfaggot and stop embarassing yourself.

>How do you know that fag lord.

Someone already told you to lurk more.

>>381953920
Good for providing content on /v/

>>381958108

Are you woman or just a little white knighting faggot?

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>>381958432
Are you 12 years old or are you just stupid?

>>381958524
>>381958626

stop the newfaggotry

>>381958835
Then get out.

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>>381953560
>>381955896

>>381958626
Typical /r9k/ comeback.

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>>381956328
it makes so much sense

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>>381959208