The /v/ tribe - King of Dragon Pass PART 2

Incoming fagola poetry.

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>>381949329
Myth of Orlanth and Aroka

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>>381949329
Previous thread : >>381911439

>>381949440
There's enough problems as is please just pick the right answers for the hero quest otherwise we'll never finish any if you leave it up to /v/.

>>381949736
Do you want all want that?

>>381949953
Sure.

>>381949953
Yes.

>>381949953
It's probably for the best, yeah. I can see /tg/ pulling off a successful Heroquest, but a reading comprehension adventure is probably beyond our capabilities.

>>381950194
Well it is /v/ after all one line of text is the most you can expect before you get a TLDR thrown at you.

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>>381949953
Heroquesting is hard.

>>381950387
Hero questing is a bitch man.

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>>381950387
Oh noes, the Elkenvali are raiding us!
Koreng is now in a bad situation.

>>381950548
Insane risks!

>>381950548
Fight bravely.

Praise Humakt or exile

>>381950548
insane risk
go nuclear

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>>381950659
>>381950714
But Korreng wasn't a chad...

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>>381950859
Now men are complaining about women.

>>381950859
>but the enemy thane defeated him in less time than it takes to report the deed
Oh for fuck sake.

>>381950387
Well at least he's not dead.
Seriously, fuck the Elmal quest. Or Uralda. Jesus Christ, who would have thought a quest about being a fucking cow could be such a meat grinder?

>>381950978
Urge Heortarl to curb the women.

>>381950994
Elmal's quest is easy as shit. Issaries is a fucking tossup every damn time.

>>381951161
I don't know man, I've lost count how many times the faggots refuse to stitch themselves up properly or just fuck off with the Teller of Lies.
Meanwhile I don't think I've ever failed Issaries.

>>381950978
Sacrifice

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>>381951334
Fuck

>>381951253
Funny, most the time I fail Elmal's quest it's at the Oracle or the Teller of Lies.
I think part of the reason I hate Issaries is you gotta get mauled at the end if you don't won't to lose a treasure.

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>>381951625
We always have problems!

>>381951934
Poetic revenge.

>>381950978
>>381951625
Great, now we're the /r9k/ clan.

>>381951934
A bruise is temporary, a good lampoon is eternal.

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>>381952065
We are good for nothing except poems.
Our own clan description must be "Shit at everything except poetry"

>>381952304
Well at least we're actually good at something this time around.

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>>381952304
It's a bit unclear but you actually need to sacrifice in that order.
Sacrificing ten cows will not work if we have zero thrall but one treasure for example.

>>381952602
Well shit. What treasures do we even have?

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>>381952723
We had to sacrifice Blacktails because he is not eternal.

>>381952880
RIP

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>>381952880
We have a case of adultery.
Divination is probably not possible with our -1 magic.

>>381952996
Ask the kinfolk.

>>381952996
Ask, interrogate. Either outlaw or exonerate depending on the outcome. If conflicted, exonerate.

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>>381953112
They don't think they could have did it.

>>381952996
Our clan is degenerate, useless at wars and consistently heading for ruin how are we not dead yet?

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>>381953150
Argrand says that he is suspicious.

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>>381953341
FUCK
They were innocent!

>>381953376
Well we can't outlaw people based on Argrand's hunch alone. Not guilty.

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>>381953541
We got a white deer though.

>>381953706
*we got a chance at getting a white deer
Get some gifts out of them, we barely have any goods.

>>381953706
Gifts

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>>381953817
He said that he has no gifts.

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>>381953927
So we said no, he was angry and we didn't catch the deer.

>>381953927
Well we said he can fuck off.
Hunt the deer ourselves.

>>381954240
Should of brought gifts if he wanted the deer so bad.

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>>381954240
If there is somethin our clan likes more than peotry, it's rainbows.
What do we do?

>>381953341
"Bad King Urgrain fucked up everything he touched. Yet even he ruled long enough to mess all these things up."

>>381954547
thank the gods and/or trade
we're basically guaranteed to get slaughtered if we try to raid.

>>381954547
Pursue trade

>>381954547
Truly the gay poet clan.
Pursue trade opportunities.

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>>381954723

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>>381954846
We have encountered strange foreigners.

>>381955027
Let's invite them this time around. It can't really get worse.

>>381955027
fuck it, invite them in.

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>>381955151
Let's hope that he will come someday.

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>>381955317
Yinkin cultists are asking our aid but the Bayberries are among our our few friends.

>>381955482
>fucking dogs of all things
too bad
tell them to get lost

>>381955482
Dogfuckers or not, they're the only friends we have. Convince the Bayberries I guess, maybe they'll see the light.

>>381955482
>disgusting catfags
refuse

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>>381955580
>>381955589
>>381955604
It costed us 10 cows but it worked!

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>>381955739
We have found something strange in the mountains.

>>381955854
Investigate

>>381955854
Sell the information to another clan, let them be fucked by a balrog.

>>381955854
GO IN PUSSY

>>381955854
divination

>>381955854
DORFS

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>>381955854
We have send an investigation.

>>381956263
If it's not Earth or Sea, send a few. Otherwise refuse because lolnomagic.

>>381956263
Sacrifice
They need our cows more than we do

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>>381956351
It worked great!

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>>381956432
Someone is asking a wergild from us

>>381956601
>30 cows
oy vey, give him 10

>>381956601
pay him his 20, no use getting another one of your thanes slapped around like the pussies they are.

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>>381956601
I paid the standard price then.

>>381956601
Give him the 20 and he can fuck off.

>>381956601
10 cows

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>>381956840
"URIST, WHY IS THERE HUMANS IN THE PIPE?"

>>381957058
TRADE

PRECIOUS DORF GOLD

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>>381957058
Oops

>>381957058
trade or gift, maybe they'll protect us from those faggot elves

>>381957058
Trade

>>381957058
>Urist cancels operate pump: interrupted by human
Trade with them, we could use more goods. Just don't piss them off.

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>>381957172
They are ok with it, but it's just too soon for some reason.

>>381957440
We can always send explorers there again later. Preferably someone with decent bargaining.

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>>381957440
HAHA

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>>381957567
Fuck, people were kidnaped.

>>381957703
Pay the ransom.

>>381957703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZOywn1qArI

we dont negotiate with terrorists

>>381957703
Well they won't kidnap the trader, will they?
We can't really afford that much cows.

>>381957703
send a small group to rescue them

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>>381957906

>>381957992
Pay it

>>381957992
Good job, lady. Pay up.

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>>381957992
We have found trolls.
Those of Hole Country reigned over us and the other inhabitants of the Holy Country before the Pharaoh.
They eat a lot of things, but their favorite are elves because they are both plants and flesh.

>>381958534
Trade

>>381958534
Joint raid them, we're too weak otherwise.

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>>381958534
Apprantly we did something bad to them but we don't know what.

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>>381958869
Antorlings raided us but we were better than them.

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>>381959062
We have found a dead dragonewt!

>>381959163
Try for the armor. Or trade it away if there's more votes for that.

>>381959163
Trade it to another clan.

>>381959163
armor

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>>381959458
>>381959479
We solt it for 25 cows.

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>>381959735
Many of our hoses are dead!

>>381960103
divination

CSI dragon pass

>>381960103
Divination

>>381960103
Attack
ATTACK ATTACK

WAR

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>>381960183
>>381960203
BIG
FAT
LIARS

>>381960487
Why is our ace attorney so shit?
What are Argrand's stats?

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>>381960487
TWO HEADED COWS!

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>>381960632

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>>381960763
I bought the service of Uroxi then.
I think that I will stop for today, good night!

>>381960864
Renowned? How the fuck does he even manage to be wrong every single time?

Send for Uroxi.

>>381960998
bye

>>381960998
Thanks for running this.

How did the last run end up?

QUICK I NEED A STATUS UPDATE

>>381961594
He lost the save.

>>381961667
We still suck at everything save for poetry

>>381961820
Ouch.

>>381961960
Any major disasters?

>>381962168
nothing mayor, just the usual normal failures
>failed heroquest
>got weaponthanes kidnapped
>our horses have been curses
>we kinda succeeded more battles than the ones we failed though, that's good

>>381949329
>could never really do anything of scale

why even bother becoming king