/V/ will defend this

>>381947281
People have been complaining that Alyx is a pathetic nerd waifu fantasy from day 1, this is nothing new.
>Gordon, you're amazing!
>Gordon, you saved me!
>Gordon, I don't care if you're unemployed!

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\VEE\ will defend this

>>381947825
Keked a bit

>>381947825
So what? The game was mostly bought, and played by nerds, until it became a meme.

>>381948017
FULLY

>>381947281
What is /V/? Some sort of cancerous knock off of /v/?

>>381948250
She's a pretty limp character is the point. For how much time you spend with her in all the episodes, she doesnt ever really become better than just a player-praising machine.

>>381948553
Do you expect her to kill the enemies, or to suck you off while yo do it. She was there to provide company, that's why EP1 was so much better

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\V/ will defend this

>>381947281
How come she doesn't look like a kang like her father was?

>>381948793
EP1 is the worst of the 3, are you kidding? Although at least it didn't have E2's lame attempt at a "never again!" face-your-fears character arc for her.

ITS BEEN TEN YEARS

>>381949375
because then shed be ugly as fuck

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>>381948793
>>381949431
>Valve commentary says "we knew if the player didn't like Alyx, they wouldn't like Episode 1" and how they made sure she wasn't annoying
>mfw I don't like Alyx
>mfw I don't like Episode 1

>>381947281
I laughed at havard when i played this again a few years ago. Also, replace the combine with germans and this game becomes wolfenstein new order.

>>381949431
You got it wrong, EP1 had everything HL2 had except it was packed into a small package, and no annoying driving fillers

>>381948017
>stops having a fully modeled hand for one second

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The video game board on 4chan will defend this

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>>381947281
I actually enjoyed the Half Life games, a good deal.

>>381948935
Just imagine what Fakefactory would do to Gordon if you got to see his entire body

>>381950904
So do I. Haters gonna hate.

>>381947281
Made in a time where it was not absolutely mandatory to have niggers in your game. I'm totally ok with this.

>>381947825
She was a fangirl of Gordon Freeman. Fangirls tend to act like that.

>>381950680

Why is he so kawaii /v/ros?

>>381948935
FULLY

>>381947825
Not every female in a videogame has to be an ass to have personality.

>>381947825
Alyx heard all about how fucking badass gordon was from her father. he's basically a legend/folktale to humanity.
plus you do all sorts of crazy shit in front of her, of course she'd be impressed

>>381952793
MODELED

>>381953107
FERNS

>>381948553
>she doesnt ever really become better than just a player-praising machine.

how is this a problem? That's all Elizabeth is in Bioshock Infinite, and Ellie from TLOU goes from being a headstrong brash teenage girl to an invisible ghost during gameplay.

If gamers didn't love vulnerable-but-not-gameplay-vulnerable support women they wouldnt get such acclaim.

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>>381947281
>mfw she's still sobbing over her dad's corpse
>mfw there will never be a Half-Life 3 to avenge Eli

>>381948935
>Yo freeman, what's cookin nigga

>>381948262
4K

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>>381948017
Oh my god what is this? Why did they make her look like a fucking slut?

>>381948017
I'm not defending that. There's nowhere near enough ferns.

>>381947281
twas another era