Why do they call sex "woowho" in Sims 4?

>>381937529
Because that's what it's always been called in the sims games. Gotta be family friendly.

Cause it'll make you go "Woohoo!"

>>381937758
Not an argument. Sex is not a curse word, and Sims 4 is rated T for Teen not E for Everybody or all ages.

>>381937529
have u ever had sex anon ?

>>381937529
Because "woowho" is "sex" in that gibberish Sims speak.

>>381938018
>implying I was arguing
Go home stefan.

>>381938258
You can deflect the issue all you want but sex isn't a curse-word, honey.

>>381938574
Who hurt you so badly that you felt the need to make a thread complaining about the use of word that simply a staple of series?

My grandparents called it " making whoopee"

>>381937987
>>381938170
Oh I get it, it's Simlish language, but why do they use real words for other terms but not for sex? It breaks the immersion of the game.

>>381938064
I'd rather not answer that and I don't see what that has to do with anything we're discussing. Stick to talking about video games, pumpkin.

American culture

>>381938806
>Sims
>immersion

Because if they called it "have sex" the game would have likely gotten a T-sexual references rating by the American ESRB. This would have prevented many parents from buying it. Same reason why alcohol is called "nectar", because it would have given the game T-alcohol/drug references.

>>381938785
It's "whoopie"* as in a whoopie cushion, not "whoopee" which isn't even a word...... but that doesn't have anything to do with the game I highly doubt that your grandparents are on the Maxis development team.

>>381938806

Simish is a convenient ingame justification for it. But really it's because any sex or drug references mean an automatic T rating in America. Same reason why the nudity is censored, because even just nip slips would be an automatic M rating.

>>381938574
I wasn't saying it was? They wanted to be cutesy about it and family friendly. The rating has nothing to do with the intention behind it. It also has nothing to do with sex being a curse word or not. It's the same reason they show a covered up bed rocking around in a comic fashion rather than showing FULL PENETRATION. The sims are a cartoonish version of American TV culture. Stop being a mental manlet.

>>381939121
Nudity is censored because it's illegal to show in a video game not because they didn't want a M rating.

>>381938768
Nobody "hurt" me, I just asked a simple question because I don't understand that reason to censor a word that is a scientific term. You need to stop trying to skirt around the issue and answer me directly.

>>381938954
The Sims is T-rated, regardless.

>>381939242
>illegal

>>381939452
Go ahead. I dare you. Make a game and put nudity in it and try to release it on the One or the PS4 or the Wii U/Switch. You won't get very far because you'll end up in court like that *snaps fingers*. How many games do you see at the store that have nudity in them? Answer? 0. Zero. Nada. None. Why? Because it's illegal to sell pornography on media that children may access. That's why you only see it online where people hack their computers to show it.

>>381939242

it's not illegal, it's just that no store will stock it

>>381939440
Sims 1 and 2 were E-rated until in 3 when they added babies, infants, and toddlers. That's when they had to simulate sex for the first time and the game became T-rated.

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>>381939840

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>>381939840
*grabs him by the throat*
BACK THE HECK OFF?

>>381939840
Did you actually snap your fingers when you typed that?

>>381939935
This isn't true, the ratings board banned it in the 1990s when Columbine made everybody question the safety of graphic sexual instances and violence in vidya. Only the violence stayed because psychologists concluded violence in moderation is healthy but sexual instances shown to young adults had extreme adverse effects on them later in life.

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>>381939971
only 1 was rated E

>>381939840
Witcher
God of War
Heavy Ra- oh it's bait

I think sims 4 with sex mods is the best game to have sex mods on. Other games just feel like a posing simulator. But with sims 4, the characters actually feel alive.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5855875e006a4

>>381939380
Snookums, we need to get to the bottom of this so you can start feeling better. Now who was it?

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>>381940445
>mfw preggo fetish and getting a qt pregnant and making her thicc
Why even have porn at this point?

>>381937529
To get a lower ESRB rating,the same reason why they call alcohol "fruit punch" and hookahs "bubble blowers".

>>381940445
Holy FUCK what is wrong with their nipples

>>381939380
That dude game you a direct answer. Why are you so antagonistic?

>>381940445
sims 3 sex mods are way better

I am gonna play Sims 2 for the first time.
Which version do I get? Is there one with ALL the dlcs? Also what makes Sims 2 the best?

>>381941116
https://games4theworld.org/downloads/

>>381941232
Wheres sims 2 tho

>>381941116
Actually It's funny. A few years ago they gave away the sims 2 ultimate collection for free. It really annoyed me seeing as how I bought nearly all of the expansions myself because I used to be a giant fan. EA are fucking faggots.

>>381941090
Sims 3 characters look like potatoes.

>>381940445
does it have the doggo ones?

>>381941090
of course, but the characters have potato faces (unless you extensively install mods, but that's shitty).

>>381940871
nipple mod
http://www.loverslab.com/topic/70545-sims-4-airplanerandys-custom-nipple-tattoo-overlay-12142016/

>>381941480
under oldskool sims games

>>381940231
and only because E10 didnt exist

>>381941651
>>381941232
Oh yeah, my bad, dunno how i didn't see that. Thank you anon!

>>381940191
[citation needed]
The ESRB isn't a government organization, dumbass.

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>>381938806
>Sims
>Immersion

>>381939840
Remember that scene in Far Cry 3 where you get drugged up and slam the nigress priest while her boobs are floppin' around like the arms of a thalidomide baby?

>>381938974
whoopee
interjection whoop·ee \ˈ(h)wu̇-(ˌ)pē, ˈ(h)wü-; (h)wu̇-ˈpē, (h)wü-\


Definition of whoopee

—used to express exuberance

You the same autist responsible for the rest of the autistic posts btw?

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>>381939840
>>381940191

>>381939971
You could have sex and have babies in 1

>>381939840
>*snaps fingers*
What does this mean bros?

>>381939971
You were able to have children in 1 and 2.

>>381939840
*breaks fingers*
What now,faggot?

>>381943456
>>381942060
I don't think there were animations for the activity, just giggling and stuff.

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>>381944119
the first instance of "woohoo" was introduced in the living-large expansion pack via the vibro bed.

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>>381944119
>I don't think there were animations for the activity,

This is what sim sex looks like if seen without covers

>>381945161
hot

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>>381945161
That looks fucking funny

>>381938806
Sims literally don't have sex. They are not human, they are Sim. They have no genitalia (proven in Sims 1 with the shower cheat). They reproduce by doing woowho which we have no English analogue for. Consider pokemon breeding.

are there any good texture mods for the character models? i've used wickedwhims but it looked ass with the bodies i used

>never played Sims game before, install 4 mainly for the waifu potential
>create a /fit/ woman who loves romance and lives together with her best friend's teenage daughter, who barely has lewd thoughts inbetween her art and her classes
>put them in a small house with the intent of playing legit and getting more money from there as they build a romance together
>game turns into a micromanaging hell with no fun allowed as one of the girls always walks around tired because they aren't comfortable sleeping together (and all the beds I can buy are uncomfortable), they can't fucking stop eating and the fact that it took me hours to raise the very first friendship gauge
>no time for romance at all, and the game got boring as soon as I looked up the infinite needs cheat
Looks like my dick outplayed itself this time.

>>381947039
The Sims 4 too hard/Micromanagey for you?

Good thing you never played 1

>>381947039
This is why you buy the perks that reduce need degradation. Just remember, anon: Everything is optional.

Be honest: Is it worth getting for the loli mods?

>>381938018
What is this new "not an argument" meme? People keep defensively replying to posts that aren't attempting to argue in any way and saying "NOT AN ARGUMENT" as if they've won something.

>>381947471
It's some alt-right youtube talking head's catchphrase, apparently.

>>381937529
when they have sex all you can see is a blur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbBvKaM6sk

>>381942318
4 u it means hook line and sinker, champ

Why is 2 considered the best Sims game?

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>>381947176
The bars just degrade way too fucking fast, and i can't stand seeing my girls in anything but a happy state making it even harder for me.
>>381947234
I had no idea those existed. Guess i'll give my game another try.

>>381948646

Pretty much everyone agrees that 3 is the best, and is only brought down by the performance issues.

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>>381939840
Quality b8
Not the b8 /v/ deserves
But the one /v/ needs

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>>381939840

WHAT SIMS IS THE BEST, 2 OR 3

>>381937529
*Bing*
*Bing*
*My shoeno!*
Woohoo!

>>381938574
Calling people hunny is the biggest sign of severe faggotry

>>381949226
4 is a better 2
3 has the open world aspect, but the characters all look like potatoes

>>381948646
Because unlike 3 you can actually play it

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>>381949445
um, no sweetie ; )

>>381941232
So, for the Sims 3, which one do I download, the Complete Collection, or the Complete Store?
Or do I need to download both?

>>381949598
The Sims 3 store was basically proto-DLC and it was hyper jewy
The "complete store" listed there is everything that was available on it

>>381949326
>Anon plays The Sims in public

>>381949690
So should I ignore that and just download the Complete Collection?

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>>381949710
it's only acceptable for a cute grill to play the sims in public

>>381949583
no uh
:3

The lewd mods for Sim 3 any better then the ones for 4? Having to initiate everything yourself in 4 sucks.

>>381939242
GTA has had boobs and dicks before. Didn't get banned for it in the US either.

>TS4 still has no pets
fuck

>>381950126
My sister plays the sims in public (uni).

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>>381945161
>>381945751
> expansion pack for sex
> two disembodied hands literally appear out of thin-air, grab the sims, and mash them together like a pair of dolls

>>381947471

Stefan Moleneux, he's some youtuber who used to espouse a lot of libertarianism and is now a slightly more alt-right leaning guy. Gets in regular debates and one of his catchphrases is "not an argument" which he says if his opponent has used some form of logical fallacy rather than an actual argument.

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I honestly appreciate the sims 4 at this point because even though it has loading screens and lots of missing content it feels like sims 2 with neighborhood aging which I always felt was missing when I played 2 back in the day.

>tfw getting a girlfriend as teen in 2
>die of old age and she is still a teenager because I didn't want to play that family
>romance her as my sim's grandson

I guess it was kinda funny but it triggered my autism as a kid.

>>381938018
autism.

>>381937529

If I remember right they didn't even have "woohoo" in Sims 1. Just a passionate kiss that you could do at max affection that would randomly spawn a baby.

>>381947293

I found some for toddlers but they're diaper-oriented. Has anybody played Sims 4 with good loli ones?

>>381938806
>I'd rather not answer that

Says it all, really.

>>381937987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dswbdK5yWi4

>>381938018
Sit in a corner and rethink your choices

How long till this game is worth buying?

When Sims 5 is announced and it's worse than ever?

>>381953167
>paying for the Sims

I'm mostly a buyfag, but the Sims is one series I have to pirate because the DLC costs +$300 for all the expansions and I'm autistic about getting all the expansion packs

Sims 4 only has about half of it's expansions out now, but it's still worth a pirate

>>381953717
>and I'm autistic about getting all the expansion packs

How can you even play the game? Or is Sims 4 better optimized than 3?

>>381954013
Sims 4 with all the current expansions run pretty decent on my gtx760 and SSD

Performance is the one thing they improved compared to 3

>>381953167
I recently bought 4 in the origin sale and I surprisingly enjoy it but I cannot recommend anyone buying this game. EA has jewed me too much with 2 and 3 I don't feel right recommending people buy anything to do with the sims and the only reason I ever even played 4 is because a whim and remembering better times.

>>381954013
It's a lot better optimized I tried to start up 3 again recently and it was hard to deal with performance after playing 4. Since it isn't open world and no vehicles the game doesn't have to process as much. Though you can still wander around the world just if you want to visit lots and households it has to go to a loading screen which admittedly was short for me but might be longer on toasters.

>>381952246
There was a Special bed posted here in sims 1 that you could make love in. It wasnt "woohoo" back then but it was "Play in Bed"

>>381954432
>but I cannot recommend anyone buying this game.
Because you literally need to be the devil to recommend buying a Sims game to anyone. The way the series is made, it's literally made for repacked piracy.

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>>381939840
How long have you had this planned? This is impressive for only a 4 minute gap between posts.

>>381955258
The earlier sims game were definitely worth their price

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>>381937529
>>381937758
In The Sims 1 you could only have sex using special items. Either a love tub or a love bed. For some reason fucking in bed cost money though.

Imagine if EA gets so powerful that they made sex in real life require a microstansaction? Really doodles your noodle.

>>381955631
No game is worth $300 to get the proper package.

>>381954013
Sims 4 runs smoother than butter on my laptop which makes Sims 2 stutter and run like shit.

>>381955673
>For some reason fucking in bed cost money though.
You paid presumably to make it vibrate like those old hotel beds.

>>381941597
>(unless you extensively install mods, but that's shitty)
Are there really any mods that improve the faces? I have a skin and normalmap mod, but it doesn't improve how shit their faces shapes and presets are. Also, all of the premade sims just make things worse since they're made by 16 year old girls trying to imitate Hollister ads.

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>>381939840
>*snaps fingers*
>*revolves neck*
>*Weave swings in the wind*

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>>381956737
>Hollister ads
lol, I was definitely referring to those
now, if someone could make a good mod that overhauls all of the default faces for both The Sims 3 and TES: Oblivion. That would be great.

And they say /v/ can't make good cringe threads

>>381956961
>cringe
you need to go back to_reddit

>>381939840
lost

>>381940191
Why do you think most of the games that get digital only releases don't bother getting rated by the ESRB? Because it isn't required, there are no actual laws anywhere in the US backing the ESRB up. California tried it once, and it got knocked down as unconstitutional.

>>381956957
This is why I don't even bother with TSR, but I guess some of those premades could be salvageable if you remove all "realistic" textures, makeup, and fuccboi hairstyles.

It's just a fucking synonym for sex dude it really isn't as horrid as an offensive thing as you're making it. It's just a stylistic choice for the game; much like how you don't see Sims' skin melting off their skin when they die in a fire, you only see them turn into a ghost

>>381937529

Sims do not have sex.

They have woohoo.

It's a different process, and having woohoo while simply thinking about making a baby guarantees pregnancy.

>>381954164
I still choose to beleive that sims 3's shity performance issues was intentional sabotage
Because if it ran perfectly it would be the ultimate sims game and there would be almost no reason to buy any future sims gamers besides for potential graphics upgrades

>>381958146
That would never stop EA. They would have just made Sims 4 as it was, focus the marketing more on the more in depth emotions/needs and market speak around the reduced scope. Then Sims 5 would be Sims 3 with better graphics and large scale implementation of Steam Workshop style microtransactions.

>>381939840
>Make a game and put nudity in it and try to release it on the One or the PS4

Doesn't the new Mass Effect have fully animated breasts and nipples and implied sex scenes with moaning?

>>381958813

You know, as much shit as EA gets, they've been pretty consumer-friendly lately with Origin.

>>381941116
You could still get Sims 2 Ultimate Edition for free if you ask EA/Origin support kindly for it apparently.

>>381939840
>*snaps fingers*
Groovy.

>>381959001
>implied sex scenes

You see near-cunnilingus in Jaal's sex scene. It's so explicit it's repulsive.

>>381937529
ITT: Some fuckwit thinks they're real hot shit by being as pretentious as possible.

Because kids, OP.

>>381959098
Well they kind of have to turn things around, their DLC strategy has started backfiring and biting them in the ass. They got burned hard by selling season passes for SW Battlefront and BF1. They got stuck making all this content for non-existent playerbases that have basically dried up as a result of the DLC model.

>>381937529
GHOST BLOWJOB

>>381959293
point them out
we're not as smart as you

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>>381959498

>>381938258
In this place normal conversations are forbidden, kiddo. Everything is an argument.

>>381959828
>Everything is an argument.
not
>Everything is shitposting
Fuckoff newfag.

>>381940090
of course he did, he used asterisks, that's what they're fore

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>>381960858
nice argument

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>>381961071
nice shitpost

>>381961558
you win for now

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>>381961778
>>381961558

forgot píc

Which SIms 3 expansions are worth installing.

>>381963309
The Sims 2.

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Sims are fun!

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>>381939840

Does anyone else notice that sims 3 seems like it has fucked up brightness or gamma?

>>381937529
Because the word "sex" is problematic but custom genitals aren't.

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>>381939840
You type like you have fuckin cancer or somethin

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>>381940445

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>>381940445
...

>>381939840
i like it

will they ever make a story mode again?

>>381964440
Hey, if a woman wants to pee standing up that's her choice.

>>381965884
>>381964440
Does this mean you could play as a futanari or cuntboy yet?