This the one time I want Bowser to succeed.

>>381929297
t. cuck

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>>381929297
>he's so young that he hasn't played Super Paper Mario where they literally officially marry in the game's intro creating an artifact that dooms the multiverse

>>381929794
Paper Mario is canon.

>>381929794
But the Paper games are a separate universe from the Prime universe. Paperjam confirmed this

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>Spin the wheel, take a chance
>Every journey starts a new romance
>A new world's calling out to you
>Take a turn, off the path
>Find a new addition to the cast
>You know that any captain needs a crew

What did Pauline mean by this?

i want Bowser to marry me

>Super Mario Bros.
King Koopa has captured Princess Peach Toadstool because she is a mage who has the power to reverse Bowser's evil curse on the people of the Mushroom Kingdom.

>Odyssey
Bowser just wants to marry Peach because he's too stubborn to steal a girl that no one cares about and 'needs' to go for the most protected and guarded person in all the land so he can marry her.

did anybody else notice bowser's new hairdo? why the fuck did he slick it down? is turtle man trying to become human?

>>381931421
He's just trying to look extra dapper for his wedding.

>>381930371
Mario is btfo'd and permently dead and we get a proper Luigi game

>>381931421
>why the fuck did he slick it down?

Because he's a respectful and dapper gentleman on his wedding day, faggot.

Someone post that fanart of some guy drawing himself getting marriage to peach.

>>381932896
I have a bad feeling multiple people have done that before.

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>>381932896
You mean this?

>>381930554
This.

>>381933395
>that Waluigi
Every time.

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>>381929297
He already did like ten years ago.

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>yfw mario marries peach at the end