>girl wants to play vidya with me >"don't go

>>381927896
>3d females are awful
what else is new

>>381927896
That's a good way to lose out on your daily vag dose

haha

>>381927896
my gf is like that except instead of whining she gets enraged so I mainly play Co-op games. It depends on the game tho and she has been better with it lately.

>get smash demo like 2 years ago
>she never played smash before
>auto pilot and play mario
>body her and spike her

she doesn't play smash because shes super competitive and losing enrages her but shes better with other things like Left 4 Dead versus she really just has fun even when on the losing team.

>>381927896
>not knowing how to convincingly sell a loss or close win

>>381927896
That's a big red flag.

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>>381929245
I've been doing it for about 4 years now.

>have a sex partner
>she's shown some interest in trying vidya
>never played vidya with her though

Feels average man

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>>381929245
>>381929432
>losing to a girl regardless of circumstances

>>381929245
What kind of fucking casual do you think I am?

>>381927896
Girls often say they want X, but actually want Y.
In this case you should have gone easy on her, but slowly reveal your power level if she's destroying you.

>>381929173
>>381927896
Ironically, my gf prefers getting beat 1v1 to having co-op responsibilities and failing at them.

>>381929725
vegeta is absolutely allahu

>>381930034
Well my gf isn't an incompetent fuck, shes just not too good at fighting games.

>>381927896
Used to race a lady friend in MK8, and would hold back some, not drift, etc., but still usually win. I had set rules of things I'd not do, and if I still won, cool, if not, cool. Usually won, and she was always awesome about it.

Then she started practicing, and now I can't beat her unless I get super lucky, no holding back, no nothing.

>>381929245
Equal rights equal fights.

>>381927983
>Females
Back to >>>/r9k/

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>>381930875
>>Females
>Back to >>>/r9k/
are you a fucking newfag
or just retarded

>>381931014
Lots of niggas are fuckers we already knew that. FEMALES instead of just girls, women, chicks just reeks of autism

>>381931014
It's weird how women think their opinion on female beauty means anything.

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>>381931014
>They're all 50+ years old using the same argument.

You can't make this shit up.

>>381931014
Damn, why are old white hags so fucking salty?

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>>381931014
Women thinking they're the ones who decide what guys find attractive?

kek!!

>>381927896
>play Smash a lot with my roommate and her boyfriend (over the internet)
>boyfriend comes to visit her
>thought it'd be fun to play smash all together in person
>doesn't happen
>mention it to her later after he left
>"Yeah he said he kind of wanted to but was too worried you would beat him so..."

>>381927896
>be me
>no one wants to play vidya with me because i'm weird and quiet

Yeah, like most everyone else, an ex-girlfriend was like this.

> "Yeah, anon, I'm good at Bloody Roar."
> "Oh yeah, I haven't played it in a while. Let's play"
> Lose at first, but slowly relearn combos/specials and make comeback
> She won't talk to me for the rest of the day

I mean, you can't get mad if you claim you're good at it.

>meet a girl online
>play some games with her and become friends
>she does fine and doesn't want to be carried
>begins buying me games so we can play games together

Okay

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>Girlfriend (male) wants to play games with me
>Tells me to have fun
>Spend a whole year talking about how violent I make the game look when I play
>Tells his friends
>They play against me
>They say the same even though I act like the average peep
>Dumps me months later

>>381931759
LONDON?

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>been playing vidya since since I was 3
>body any normalfag I run into and they all stop playing
>get bodied by autist with higher power levels

I just want a middle ground

>start playing Grand Chase
>girl friend start playing too
>I'm a lazy fuck who didn't work or study at the time and played all day
>she studied, did some extra studies and had a life, unlike me
>went to pvp with her
>have my ass handed to me

I didn't mind losing to her in the game, but thinking about her life compared to mine was hard.
7 years later, she is almost finishing vet school, did part of her studies in another country, lives alone, while I'm still on my first shitty job, barely making more than the minimum wage, dropped school 3 times after less than a week, live with my parents and I'm still fat as fuck.

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>>381932829
It's okie, we all have different paths in life and yours is not the exception to the rule, do not lose hope and you'll be okie dokie.

It will be gud if you learned some useful stuff that's used in better paying jobs.

>>381932829
Get fit, give her a dicking and leech off her success after she gets that job as a vet

>>381932527
>been playing vidya for 17 years or something
>body any normalfag at any game
>body any of my friends who are also vidya playing nerds at just about any game
>play ranked and body people up until the 1% percentile of players in competitive games
>get bodied by actual competitive players
>get upset at myself for being shit

it never really ends anon

>>381931014
They aren't wrong. What is so special about her?

>>381928571
Came to see this. Third post in, was not dissapointed.

>>381933109

I barely have motivation in life to brush my teeth

>>381931447
>used up
>cant reproduce
>never turn anyones heads
>no job or dreams

Theyre basiclly like us, except old. And female.

>>381927896
> GIRL
> HANGING OUT WITH ME

TOTALLY NOT R/ME_IRL

>>381931014
it's hilarious how all the comments are from old women desperate for dick, but they're not wrong.

>>381930034
Im the same way

Coop responsibilities can be overwhelming some times