Excited for Splatoon 2, /v/?

I don't wanna buy a whole system for what looks like a couple new maps and 1 new weapon.

no because i only play on pc

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I FUCKING LOVE SQUIDS

>>381916778
Pretty damn hype. I was surprised how good it was in handheld mode, might be my go-to mode

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>>381916778
I love those squids man, I really do. Too bad the Switch is apparently shit. I hear bad things about it too often. Even if I wanted to get one, they're sold out where I live and I'm not spending another $100 to get one online. Probably best to wait a few years.

Reminder that Splatoon was a one off and Splatoon 2 will sell less than the original.

Cap this post.

>It will sell less than Splatoon did week 1
>It will sell less in the America's
>It will bomb in Europe
>It won't boost Switch sales beyond 100k in Japan
>It will sell less than 2M lifetime in Japan

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>>381917591
>Too bad the Switch is apparently shit.
Are you listening to /v/ again?

The whole reason I bought the system.

>>381917818
Gonna eat that bag of dicks and crows this time?

>>381917818
LOL

>>381917818
Did you eat the bag of dicks yet anon?

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>>381917940
/v/? Holy fuck, no. I hear bad things about it everywhere. The fact that it has an easily scratched plastic screen is enough to keep me away from it right now. I know you can get a screen protector but still.

>>381917948
>>381918010
>>381918031
>Falling for obvious falseflagging

Sup newfriends

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Yeah, pretty excited because I missed out on the first one.

>>381917591
>>381918130
Where did you get these? They're really well drawn.

>>381918158
>hurr durr I'm retarded
>I'm trolling so hard guiz XD

Frig off and eat your bag of dicks

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>>381916778
>2017
>Buying or playing MLP: The Game

ISHYDDT

It seems like it could be fun. I didn't play the first one since i didn't have a WiiU but i'm gonna buy this one.

Yes, even if it didn't have lolis.

>>381918130
>The fact that it has an easily scratched plastic screen
nice meme. i shove my switch into the dock all the time and still no scratches

>>381917818
Nigga, Japan loves Splatoon. It's going to push a million Switches alone over there.

Depends. Are we going to talk about the game or are we going to get pruned posting squid kids.

>>381918280
See >>381918158

>>381918207
How do you know if it's a good game then

>>381918263
@_nitronic on Twitter.

>>381918341
Good for you. Loads of other people say otherwise. I wouldn't want to deal with it, personally.

>>381918207
Hey Artyom

>>381918317
>MLP: The Game
That's a new one. How joyless can you be?
You're barneyfag, aren't you?

>>381918317
what a faggot

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>>381918424
I've seen gameplay, and a lot of people talking about how good the game is. Also, I played the test fires.
>>381918521
Hello, comrade.

>>381918341
It's your choice at the end of the day but to me you sound like you're way too easily won by naysayers and should make your own decisions sometimes

Literally no scratches or hardware problems whatsoever
Whatever you're getting this from sounds dubious

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>>381918317
>MLP : The Game
what.

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>>381918383
see >>381918280

>>381917168
>not wanting to fend off those pesky salmons with your bros
>not wanting to help Marie find Callie in a much bigger and fleshed out campaign
>not wanting to sidestep with the dualies
It's like you don't like fun or something.

>>381918828>>381918158
>>Falling for obvious falseflagging
>Sup newfriends

>>381918482
If you don't want to deal with it (you know you will slip up because you are a clumsy shit), apply a screen protector

Done

>>381916778
Hell fucking yes and I only played the test fire I'm going to play this game all summer I bet.

>>381919178
By that logic, every video game is "MLP: The Game".

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>>381919178
>>381919292
Was just about to say this. Now that I think about it, I've seen people call all sorts of shit the new "mlp." It's an easy way to get people. Nice anon.

>>381918358
If you want talk about the game anon then no one stoping you.

>>381918130
you mean the dock?, it won´t scratch your switch, unless is defective of course

I won't ever play it since I'm not really into non-local multiplayer games, but those lewd squids are a gift from heaven. Keep those games coming, nintenbros

>>381919292
>The "Every Video Game is Aimed at Children" meme

Nevermind I wasn't aware I was talking to a complete disheveled autist. Enjoy your Fisher price tablet and pedogame looser. I and the rest of the world will be laughing at you.

>>381918424
Most people aren't dumb enough to fall for /v/s anti nintendo shitposting and are able to determine how good a game is on their own by looking at gameplay.
Sorry shills.

>>381919719
Oh no, how will we survive

>>381918482
Cool thanks

>>381919719
We will

>>381918424
I played the testfire for Splatoon 2. I never thought I'd like splatoon but it was instant love.

I want to lick a squid girl.

LOLI SQUIDS ARE A MIRACLE OF THE UNIVERSE

>>381918864
I want fun, but I'm not buying a whole new console for a relatively small update to a single game. I can have fun playing games for gaming systems I already own.

>>381916778

yes. but pretty much only because I missed out on the fun times and the memes of Splatoon 1. The testfire was really fun though.

How much of the love for Splatoon shilling?
Tempted to get into it after I saw it at E3 but don't know how dull it gets but this is NintenGAF

Be honest with me now. I don't want Nintendo can do no wrong ARMS redefined fighting games posters. How is it?

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>>381920015
Oh boy, here we go.

Is it bad if I want to woomy a squidgirl?

>>381918864
>>not wanting to fend off those pesky salmons with your bros
*only for a limited time

>>381918749
Frankly I'm less concerned about "naysayers" than I am about apologists who are trying to convince other people to spend money on a product they don't need.

It's a real problem, and I have no interest in babying a defective first generation game system. I'll consider it when the second generation comes out. Knowing Nintendo's recent decisions in the portable gaming market, it probably won't be long, and I have plenty else to do in the meantime.

>>381920159
>tits

I want to lick loli squid not that.

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>>381920159
>cow tits

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>>381920308
You guys are going to JAIL

>>381920406
The squid prison.

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>>381920406
why

>>381920406
sorry, i don't live in a third world country where it's illegal to look at a drawing

>>381916778
Not really... It's just call of duty but even more baby-like. The designs look nothing like anything nintendo makes and it's not going to impress me enough to buy an under-powered console.

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>>381920369
I'm going to continue enjoying flat boards and cow tits and you can't stop me

>>381920479
That's right. 25 years in the slammer for you.

>>381920586
They'll get you sooner or later. You're still going to jail, squiddo.

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>>381920815
why would i want to stop you for having shit taste? i'd rather have you make more dumbass newfag posts that get stuck into a collage

it's like you are completely oblivious to the fact that this is a website for lolicons only

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>>381917452
These are all so good.

>>381920062
It's a neat twist on the multiplayer third person shooter genre, but like any multiplayer-focused game it gets repetitive after a few hours unless you have friends to play with.

>>381920021
>a relatively small update to a single game
You've gotta be fucking kidding me. It's a full blown sequel, you fool. But whatever, it's your loss.

>>381917818
"'Splatoon 2' released really early in the lifespan of a system with actual momentum and interest will surely sell worse than 'Splatoon 1' did when it was released at the start of the failed WiiU's death throes!!" mk

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>>381920959
You're the one with shit taste, buddy. Sorry. :^) Keep those replies coming.

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Those who sexualize squids deserve to be killed.

Not "excited" persay, but looking forward to getting more of a game that surprised me with how enjoyavle it is. Even if it's more of the same.

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>>381921254
This anon just gave you the wrecking ball. Hope you recover soon.

>>381917818
>It won't boost Switch sales beyond 100k in Japan

If you mean the switch sales for that week, that COULD happen only because of shortages

There is already 700k splatoon2 preorder in japan only.

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>>381921254
Imagine getting this mad at loli on 4chan.

Is there bare feet yet?

I want to see some big squid kid feet!

>>381921610
>feet
go away and take your meds you fucking autist

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>>381921543
Very MAD. Very ANGRY.

>>381916778
No but will keep an eye on it because of the porn and character customization system.

There should be a doujin where an inkling boy and an inkling girl on opposing teams have rough, passionate sex on the battlefield, and at the end he cums all over her which causes her to explode and float away as a squid (the death animation)

>>381922001
Do it.

>>381922001
how autistic, you truly are a master weaver of tales

>>381920307
Literally only had problems at launch lmao

>>381917591
Online is $20 a year

>>381917168
>couple new maps and 1 new weapon

There's only 1 returning map so far and all of the old Ultimates were scrapped for new ones.

>>381922492
The extra $100 is for buying the console online. It's $300 in stores and $400 online. At least where I've looked. (eBay/Amazon)

>>381922412
Even if you are joking about your you can get banned you know.

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>>381922776
Trying my best to make it happen.

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>>381922756
Go to your local store and ask when they restock. I got my switch from best buy yesterday when they restock. They restock every 2-3 weeks. You can also check toy r us, target, and some other stores.

>>381922756
Buy it on a store then? Just ask when they'll receive a restock and preorder it.

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>>381923126
>>381923181
I don't want to leave my house...

>>381923328
Do it for your Splatfus.

>>381916778
yeah for the porn

I hope the maps are good.
Not a lot of 2's maps grab my attention so far, while the first game had several 10/10s.

>>381924196
This. I've never played the game at all but I'm getting the sequel due to the r34.

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>>381920262
>what is LAN play

>>381926127
>have to buy 2 consoles, 2 controllers, and 2 copies of the game because nintendo is too lazy to just let people play the mode all of the time

>>381920307
Given that nintendo is considered this to be a console, have fun waiting for the never arriving revision

>>381926447
Oh so you don't have friends.
I'm sorry, I was wrong to assume.

>>381926806
My friends would have their own consoles if they were actually available anywhere.

>no Callie

it's SHIT
it's PISS
it's SICKENING
it's REVOLTING
it's INSULTING

>>381926965
Callie is most likely the final boss.

>>381926965
Marie > Callie in every way possible

>>381926923
>if they were actually available everywhere
I find this kinda funny. Back when I was going from target to target trying to find a NES mini there was never anyone waiting out for the Switch.
Those always got sold later in the day

>>381921529
>There is only 700k splatoon2 preorder in japan only.
>Already 1.1 million Switch's sold through in Japan
>Splatoon 2 can't even manage to get a 101% attach ratio

Pathetic

>>381916778
No Splatoon 2 alone is not enough to buy a Switch no matter how much fun i had with the first and by the time the switch is worth it only laggy nips will play the game.

>>381918130
The dock's not gonna scratch your screen unless you're deliberately putting it in at an angle which will definitely scratch the screen or just rubbing the screen against a corner to fool idiots on the internet into thinking it scratches easily.

>>381916778
Yes, so I can finally have a second game on my switch

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>>381917818
Hope you've got your bag of dicks and crows ready this time anon.

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As a Sonybro, it's one of the games I want a Switch for. Something about its visual style tickles my pickle.

I even bought the Squid Sisters amiibos

>>381919719
Not an argument.

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I'm looking forward to annihilating all the newfags who never played the first one

>>381930305
Rollers are going to be fucking unstoppable again for a short time and I can't wait

>>381916778
Yes. Finally I'll be able to play splatoon with a pro controller and not that fucking pad. Thank christ.

>>381928905
>unless you're deliberately putting it in at an angle
I don't even think that scratches it. I remember seeing a video of some guy repeatedly pulling it in and out of the dock violently with no scratches.