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PEE mass effect died for this

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PEE

mass effect died for this
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Nah it'll be back eventually. The name recognition is too strong. Who knows how long it'll be before they give it another chance though.
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>>381903708
a single game was enough to kill the franchise for a LONG time doe.
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>>381903602
Mass Effect died for Anthem.
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>>381903708
No. Mass Effect is dead. It went downhill from ME2. Andromeda is just the final insult to injury.
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>>381903840
anthem will flop
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Mass Effect died with 2. 1 was the only good one.
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I feel like people forgot about the Andromeda disaster too soon. It got off too easy.
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>>381903968
ME2 is the top reviewed game of the series also the top selling. How did it kill the series?
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>>381903989
Everyone knew the game was going to be shit and plot twist it was shit
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>>381903602
That thing is so ugly.
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>>381904131
Yeah and Skyrim has higher ratings than Morrowind, it doesn't mean shit. ME2 was an average cover shooter that already took a lot of RPG mechanics and dialogue options from ME1, and it also added Mac Walters to the lead writing team which ended up completely fucking everything in ME3.

Zaeed was cool, though
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>>381903708
Just know that this Electronic "milk 'em & meat 'em" Arts, they've killed off studios and franchises for the bigger market cut all the time. And now they're paired with the ultimate Disney-jews no less.

Hell, Dead Space was in its prime when they decided to kill it after 3 didn't meet their abruptly-impossible expectations.
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>>381903708
no it wont, and if it does it will just be Andromeda 2.0 in terms of writing. the series storyline finished up ok enough with 3 and they need to let it die with what little dignity it has left.
>>381903989
Considring it got any further Mass effect stuff shelved and the studio who worked on it pretty much put to pasture there isnt much more that could happen
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>>381904156
Considering the game was made in like a year and a half, it could have been much worst. It is a 6/10 game, which is serviceable considering all the shit they went through making it........if all those reports are true.
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bzzzzzp
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>>381904405
I wouldn't give it a 6/10. Maybe a 4/10. It's shit all the way through, especially the writing which you would think would be important in a goddamn RPG.
I understand that the game had to be rushed and that is one of the reasons why it came out like it did, but it doesn't change that the final project is a complete mess.
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>>381903708
Why make another Mass Effect when you have Star Wars now? ME is dead.
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>>381904625
the combat is decently fun if you crank up the difficulty.
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Diversity killed Mass Effect. Thanks, SJWs.
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>>381904350
This, anyone who's been around this activity for 10 or more years knows EA will easily toss it in the "never return pile", They have done that to far better games. I'm glad you faggots are finally experiencing this. You ain't special nor is this game, just the next generation of dumbasses they got one over on.
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>>381903989
ME3 was so hated because a lot of people fell for the hype, by the time MEA was announced everybody expected it to be shit and shit they got, so it met their expectations, all what was left was to make a joke out of it.
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>>381904920
This.

Andromeda was the clearest piece of evidence you have why gaming companies should never EVER hire women or minorities. The sad thing though is nothing will be learned and it'll be blamed on the tight schedule and inexperience workforce.
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is there actually anything wrong with this game or would /v/ be praising it as the best game ever if it had anime girls
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>>381905206
They people learning are the ones who will be making the games in the future.
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>>381905271
It's shit.
But it has one (1) good space waifu.
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>>381905271
Oh god dude, just. You should experience it if you're that skeptical, you need that glass of ice water to the face.
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>>381905502

Is it the space bird-lizard?
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>>381903602
no, it died for another destiny clone
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>>381905601
Yeah it's the space rock bird.
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>>381905271
nah its really not that great
mostly because the worlds are boring "run/drive" to next missionlandmark and shoot some stuff while the planets are basicly just reskins of each other. the game just doesnt work on its "larger scale" which is even more obvious since the loyalty missions that have a much tighter leveldesign are way more fun to play. alot of the dialogue being shit and the story being incredibly unspectacular doesnt help either.
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>"le EA is evil and bad xD" meme isn't even overplayed at all
>they literally kill every studio they touch
>nobody is safe


s-stay away from taleworlds
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>>381903708

Anyone stupid enough to buy any mass effect game hence forth should be mocked and ridiculed for their stupidity. There is only so much dumb shit you can do before the fault starts to lie on the enabler.

>Mass Effect 3 was bad
>Androgynous was really bad
>Next time will be different, I should give them a chance, who knows what the future holds

Must be the same kind of faggots letting muslims into their lands to rape their women and murder their men.
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>>381903840

Didn't andromeda still sell in huge amounts?

games don't need to be good anymore, silly anon. They just need the right name attached to it.
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andromeda FULLY REALIZED
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>>381905764

Dawngate was a warning.
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>>381905206
ME3 also suffered the same thing from Andromeda but to a lesser extent. And you couldn't even be a human supremacist in ME2 anymore even though you were Cerberus.
It's been dying slowly all these years.
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>>381905813
>Didn't andromeda still sell in huge amounts?

Undersold for an AssEffect title, sold well when compared to any new japanese IP. For instance, Automata sold less and so did Besaria.
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>>381904920

literally the least significant flaw of the game. stop being a crazy person.

The game's other flaws are so numerous and abundant I'm genuinely worried they can come to life and rape me in the middle of the night, and all you care about is a guy with brown skin?
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>>381905813
I think it sold less than Mass Effect 3 so there's that
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>>381905271

sad thing is, this guy is right.

Look at overwatch. Sure, it's not buggy, but it's got shit writing and gameplay, and /v/ eats it up for it's waifus.
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>>381906089
It's really not the least of the flaws. In fact, it's one of the main reasons why the writing and dialogue is so shit. And they created a couple of lore inconsistencies just for "muh diversity" in their vydia
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>>381906059
>>381906163

does that matter? It was still very profitable.

And that's all that matters.
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>>381906290
>andromeda
>profitable

my sides
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>>381906290
It was profitable, but I don't think it was *very* profitable. Probably enough to warrant a sequel at least.
Not that I really care anymore, I just hope EA gets fucked in the ass in the next release.
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>>381906269

minor issues at worst. you being triggered by darker skin tones doesn't mean shit. The dialog was shit across the entire game, regardless of the "muh meme" dialog. You think diversity dialog can't ever be written well or realistically or genuinely, no matter what?

it's a shitty game. the (sometimes) heavy handed diversity stuff is like a broken toilet in a giant landfill.
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>>381906089
He's right in a way though, that was a genuinely good reason to avoid it. Certain type of attitudes and personalities come along with those opinions that I find generally unpleasant. Shit that seems to be consistent from one assholes to the next, to put lightly. Entertainment medium irrelevant.
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>>381903602
Mass Effect was never good.
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>>381906089

Political over tones are synonymous with a bad game. Dishonored 2, Deus Ex Mankind Divided, Androgynous, WatchDogs 2. Good writing is harsh, pitting the basest instincts of man to the forefront. Violence, sex, murder, and hatred. Politically correct writing is about subduing what it means to be a man, what it means to be an animal for the sake of imagined sensibilities that aren't even a necessity for survival.

When the big ancient evil awakens to kill you, what gender Stephen identifies as suddenly becomes fuck all important, and rather than their gender being a diversionary plot point, it morphs into an ugly extremity, belittling the gravity of the situation.
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>>381906493
>sometimes
You mean every fucking time.
>>381906549
ME1 was actually good though.
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>>381906549
The first one was good. It had a chance to be great but some mechanics and shit fucked it up but the series had promise. From there though the developers tried to modernize the game for the sequel and it all went down hill.
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>>381905191
People generally thought ME3 was okay until the final 10 minutes of the game. And when I say people, I don't just mean /v/.

Too many people here think /v/ is the norm of how all games are viewed by everyone.
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>>381906430

I heard Andromeda's reception made them drop their planned "Ryder trilogy". Probably going to be another game, just not a direct sequel.
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>>381906732

What? Since when do character driven games get held down by character depth? You wouldn't give a shit if it was about dwarf/elf/human relations. You'd just hate on the shit writing in general.

Shit writing + diversity writing = still shit writing. It doesn't make it more shit because it's hip to hate on diversity on 4chan.
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>>381906896
I hear that a lot, but the truth is that ME3 was shit right from the start. Though there are things I enjoyed about the game the combat was really fucking great I'll give 'em that
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>>381905271
The combat is decent.
Besides that, Andromeda simply isn't very good.
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>>381906990
There are tons of diversity and pc shit going on with the xenos.
Like that one female salarian dock worker that makes NO SENSE AT ALL
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>There will never be another Mass Effect
>You will never go on adventure with characters you love again
>You will never get to play a game in an amazing sci-fi universe with actually interesting lore and species again
>You will never romance your waifu or husbando again
I'll miss you Garrus.
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>>381907173
It seemed to me the combat was really just a shittier version of ME3 and also with 10 times more bugs.
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>>381903989
Damn near everyone in that Bio Ware branch got fired, quit, or reassigned
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>>381907343
They seem to be making a habit of it.
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>>381906269
provide some examples so i can make fun of you
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>>381906831
>ME1 was good

This meme needs to stop.
What was good about It?

>inventory sucked
>90% of the loot and gear was useless
>the story was cliche
>characters were mostly forgettable
>combat was shit
>classes all felt the same
>exploration was shit
>too many recycled guns, armor, maps and worlds

Only things ME1 did well was music and setting. ME1 really had more issues than any of rhe sequels (besides Andromeda) yet it is always given a pass for some reason.
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>>381906990
I see it as a signal for a bad game, but I don't think diversity itself is bad. But whenever you hear someone mention it in relation to a game, you know that shit is going to suck ass. At least I do, developers have been fairly consistent over the past decade so you can draw these conclusion. I can smell rot and fermentation from a mile away now.
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>>381907556
Wasn't that why people liked it in the first place? Stargate was ending at the time, star trek was gone, firefly cancelled. Bunch of dumb syfy channel shit. I think people were just hungry for more of that at the time
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>>381905271
If Andromeda had anime girls /v/ still wouldn't give a shit because it's Bioware
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>>381906990
>What? Since when do character driven games get held down by character depth?

Torment Tides of Numeria, Tyranny

There is a long list of politically correct games that shat on themselves by including SJW or LGBTWQJ or what ever they call themselves these day, themes, characters and story. You see Billy, when you include a tranny, with an identity problem, you may see a troubled individual in agony to be pitied.

I on the other hand, see a mentality ill individual, inflicting self harm by trying to be something they aren't, that should fuck off with their problem or an hero. You cannot predict how people will react to SJW aligned interests, and instead of making "me" take an interest in the game, it instead had the opposite of making me disdain the game for forcing something onto me which I cannot dissent from or find an alternative to distance myself from that tranny character.

Tolerate doesn't mean what SJWs think it means. Tolerant means tolerance, as in stay the fuck away from me, and I'll stay the fuck away from you. That's what it means in the real world.
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>>381907438
Damn, you twenty somethings really do suck at your jobs.
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>>381907556
>inventory sucked
Yes.
>90% of the loot and gear was useless
Yes.
>the story was cliche
A little, but there's nothing wrong with cliche stories if they're done well. Sovereign was an awesome villain.
>characters were mostly forgettable
The characters were one of the most praised aspects of the game, what the fuck are you talking about?
>combat was shit
It wasn't great, but it was serviceable.
>classes all felt the same
They most certainly did not.
>exploration was shit
Exploration wasn't really a thing, you could kinda explore uncharted planets and do side quests and get collectables and shit.
>too many recycled guns, armor, maps and worlds
Guns and armor are recycled, yes, but maps and worlds aren't. Virmire, Feros, and Noveria were all different.
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>>381907412

Yeah, apparently the animation team wasn't the best at time management. Most dialogue scenes, even plot-important ones, just used shitloads of preset facial animations without any fine-tuning at all.

Earned so much mockery that they actually put out an update specifically to fix them.
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>>381907556
You also forgot that almost all the fucking levels were the same.
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>>381908161
I wonder if they fixed this
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>>381908059
>Tolerant means tolerance, as in stay the fuck away from me, and I'll stay the fuck away from you. That's what it means in the real world

I really wish more people uni kids got that. Tolerance doesn't work the same way in the field as it works in a classroom.
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>>381908059

so because you have a political motive based on what 4chan rallies around, it's a problem?

k, thank you for repeating what I said. Your feelings don't reflect on the game. The game is shit, you not liking the content doesn't add to that shit.

might as well bitch about how you don't like shooters, and that makes the game bad. your point is that stupid.
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>>381908161
The game was made in 18 months
They had too big ambitions and no experience with Frostbyte engine
There is a whole article about its development
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>>381903602
MEA was a game made in anticipation of the USA being run by Hillary. Lots of assorted media is falling flat on its face because decent writing and skillfully created art took a backseat to hamfisted politics. The MEA crew thought they could gloss over horrid writing and amatuerish rendering by loading up on virtue signals.

In the end they chased off their more conservative fans and the people who liked the political messeges hated it for its shitty quality. bioware really shot themselves in both feet with MEA.
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also mass effect 3 ending is shit
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>>381908884
I'm still mad.
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>>381908884
Mass Effect 3 is shit.
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>>381909048
You will forever be mad. No one should be forgiven for that.
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>>381906089

no one said anything about race, you fucking liberal pansy
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>>381909048
>Your choice matter!
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>>381905206

It's not that they shouldn't hire women or minorities, it's that companies (of ANY kind) shouldn't make "diversity hires".

Fuck, I'm so tired of the current state of the world where broad diversity is held in higher regard than actual merit.
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>>381908291
>sitting down on your rock-hard bed while you sniff your mug of space jello while chewing your tongue
I'm sure we've all relaxed like this on a lazy Sunday afternoon.
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>>381908372
>so because you have a political motive based on what 4chan rallies around, it's a problem?

It isn't a political motive, that's what you people don't seem to understand. It's a logical, sensible, natural and healthy driven motive. Fire is hot, water is wet, penises are for boys, vaginas are for girls and penises in vaginas create babies; etc.

>>381908372
>The game is shit

It's shit because they are trying to counter the truths of this world, through subversion, brain washing and fairy tales. Wouldn't you snap your head back in awe if someone told you to drink fire? Or told you not to touch water from the tap, cause it would burn you? Same effect and concept. IF the game is shit, then so is the content and if the content is shit, that makes the game shit in and of itself. An inverse relationship.

>>381908372
>your point is that stupid.

>Counters my arguments with a NO U
>Pic related
Easy there broad, don't get your panties in a twist.
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>>381909431
wow, it's almost like slapping a big stripe of paint across her face was a bad idea
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>>381908884
I played ME3 after all the dlc came out and thought it was a decent ending, at the very least the one I chose which was the bad one to just let the reapers fuck us up. It was the one which made more sense and felt more canon
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>>381908884
right off the bat with that janky intro and forced "muh feels" shit with the kid... I sensed fuckery. I sensed it, I ignored it, and for the majority of the game I had an alright time.

And then they started wrapping up plot points. God, why, oh why, were these people ever granted permission to write stories
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>>381909431
Is that really just her without shit smeared over her face?
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>>381905206
>companies should never EVER hire women or minorities
it would be fine if said women/minorities were actually competent
the problem is that they forget to look at their skills and go "do you have a white cock? no? you're hired"
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>>381909486
imo, the IT makes it have more sense, but sadly our beloved Commander has died with mass effect.
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>>381906732

this post is beautiful, actually one of the most well-thought out posts I've ever seen on /v/

you proved my point much better than i would have
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>>381903708
>name recognition is too strong
Nah, you're overselling the series. Your average normie doesn't play ME
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>>381907438
Gotta get those cis white males the fuck out of here. Need to make the company more diverse! We won't rest until the entire company is staffed by obese black lesbians with curly hair. Diversity.
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>>381908884
The ending was bad, but mary sue "I win in cutscenes when you win in gameplay" space ninja is far worse.
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>>381910091
kek, I'm sure you'd like Kai "Cereal Killer" Leng even more
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>>381908884
>devs make the extended cut
>include that refuse ending just to shit on all the people that wanted a not-retarded ending
I still can't believe how far the writers were up their own asses
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>>381910186
You just know the writer wrote this bit after his roommate ate his favorite ceral that he was really looking forward to.
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>>381909659
>the IT makes it have more sense

you... don't say
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>>381910186

Someone got paid to write this.
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>>381905206
Hire people based on their skills, not on how much melanin they have in their skin, their genitals or what genitals they prefer.
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>>381910406
Just my opinion, the things that the star boy says makes no sense at all, or at least they don't have any sense to me.
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>>381909523
No. There's been a lot of digital touchups done to it. Probably the most glaring is the lack of her stupid jowls.
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>>381910186
>wow i better not fuck anything so they don't think to sweep the apartment
>better have a quick eat while I'm here
>but i totally put everything back where it was because I'm *THAT* cool

i swear this gets worse every time i read it
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>>381904331
>took off dialogue options

It's exactly the same system with more added on it.
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>>381910338
I ended the ME3 recently for the first time, I instantly shooted the kid without knowing that it would be an ending, didn't even bother to walk and talk with him or TIM again, unistalled.
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>>381910516
I imagine that might stem from Starchild's ability to use proper grammar, which I gather you're not compatible with.
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>>381903862
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What didn't you like about the ending YOU chose?
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>>381910834
the guy is now working on SWTOR
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>>381910834
Who was the lead writer for Andromeda? Because it's even worse.
I made an OC some time ago on how Andromeda removes dialogue options and I guess it would be appropriate to post now.
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>>381910849
What does it matter which ending I chose? They are all the same.
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>>381903602
If it means that the next Mass Effect is a full reboot in the Milky Way then I will revere her like Jesus dying on the cross.
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>>381910706
Oh sorry, I didn't know this was a grammar thread, I'm gonna leave now.
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>>381911003

How's that going?
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>>381905271
desu i pirated it because i love the series and wanted to see what the deal is.

it's really not as bad as most people say it is. there are a couple moments in the game that are legit some of the best of all the mass effect games. the problem is the game is super inconsistent, buggy as fuck (for instance, I encountered a bug that made it so my game froze for ~5 seconds every time I fired a shot while scoped), and for all the great moments there are other moments that legit feel like a mass effect fanfic rather than an official game.

i think the idea and concept behind the game was good, i mostly just wish they remade the game with a better, more competent team. flying around discovering planets was really well done and didn't get old to me. i love space / sci fi shit in general though
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>>381910849
i disliked that the entire series led up to destroy but at the last minute they pull two more endings out of nowhere with no buildup and try to portray them as being better to bullshit you into taking them.
still took destroy to go out with a bang because fuck space kid, fuck reapers, fuck bioware, and fuck ea.
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>>381911013
Where did it all go so wrong?
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>>381904156
What plot twist?
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>>381911135
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>>381903602
I'm so glad it flopped, hope that pajeet eats shit for the rest of his "career".
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>>381911003
>>381911317
>SWTOR
DING DONG BANNU
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>>381908126
The cast was mostly forgettable.
Kaiden is often called the most boring guy in the entire series.
Tali was a quarian codex that actually got much better in ME2. Garrus was also very generic in the first game and got better in the sequels. Ashley is probably the most despised character in the series. Liara was generic waifu bait. Only well written character was Wrex.

>combat
was shit. The gunplay was horrible and a lot of the powers (outside of adept) were useless.

>classes
vanguard, sentinel, infiltrator all felt the same besides 1-2 powers or a extra gun. They felt far more unique in the sequels.

>exploration
was trash, and you are trying to downplay how bad it was.
>recycled worlds

You named the main story worlds, which can be completed in 9 hours. Too bad 80% of the game was side quests, which all took place of a these recycled worlds.
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>>381910849
It doesn't even matter, since they all are shit.
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>>381911492
People who hate Ashley calling her xenophobic clearly haven't spoken to Ashley.
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>>381911492
Oh jesus, driving the mako was really frustrating
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>>381908126
ME1 characters were kind of under written, but compared to ME:A's cast they are classic lit. Every character in ME:A is some flat symbol tying the Pathfinder back to some part of the greater initiative without much of an inner life / reason to exist beyond that. Drack and Vetra are the closest thing to fully fleshed out, everyone is is shit.
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>>381911103
>>381911495
Each of them have diferent implications for the future.
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>>381909659
>the IT makes it have more sense,
It's really telling of how fucked up the endings were that a considerable part of the playerbase prefers an elabroate "It was all a dream" plot with its own problems over the shit they got.
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>>381905271
It has alright gameplay. Some of the most refined in the series. That said, the narrative elements are as bad as everyone says. Take that for what you will.
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>>381911739
>muh imouto
>muh daughter
they're shit too m8
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>>381911863
There is no future for mass effect anon.
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>>381911648

I hated her because she got super fucking pissy at the end of the first mission. Made it pretty clear we weren't going to get along.
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>>381911939
Best of a bad bunch is still bad, anon.
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>>381912001
That's the great part of Ashley, you can be a total asshole to her and then leave her to get fucked by a nuke. It's hilarious to me that after selling the first game on having stakes/huge decision points BioWare completely pussied out with Andromeda and was even stupid enough to say none of your squadmates could die in Andromeda before the game was released.
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>>381906381
It sold 3 million copies and only costed 30 million to make. Andromeda made a profit, it just wasn't what EA was hoping for. They wanted it to sell 8-9 million copies, which is insane since ME never moved copies like this.
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>>381912204
>It sold 3 million copies and only costed 30 million to make. Andromeda made a profit
kek
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>>381910186
doesn't he piss in a plant pot or something there too?
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I miss the first threads about this. Trainwreck of the year.
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>>381912327
He's on some rooftops spying on someone and doesn't want to miss anything so he pisses on vases. Which doesn't make any sense anyways since in the previous book he hacked cameras and shit to spy on people.
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>>381912204
>30m

where are you getting that figure after 5 years of development payroll/budget that ended up with a fuckton of scrapped prototypes and a game pushed out in 18 months of crunch?
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>drew working on anthem
maybe it'll be good?
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>>381912428
Shitposting .webms and anons re-creating the character's faces. Those were the good days.
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>>381912428
This image makes me profoundly sad. There are real people like this.
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>>381912496
Good news for once.
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>>381905206
They hired hundreds of inexperienced shitheads for the sake of diversity, with no thought for quality. The political correctness in the game itself isn't the problem. An openly racist pajeet being in charge is just icing on the cake.
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>>381912428
the autistic sara meme is possibly the only good thing that came out of this abortion of a game.
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I was at Target around the time this game was releasing and saw this huge ham beast wearing the stupidest goth clothes ever. He was sitting on the floor looking at the Funko figured and tossing a bunch on the floor to get through the pile. He basically reeeeee'd to some ham beast goth girl he was with about how he couldn't find a peebee and then got up poutingly and ran off leaving all the dolls on the floor.
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>>381903602
There was a girl at my job shilling this fucking game so good damn hard beforehand release. I told her I'd probably wait and make sure they don't pull a me3. Then after it released she got it, played it for like a week, which means she was getting shat on via normal difficulty. Last i asked her about it she said she stopped playing because she "didn't want it to end" which is code for "i stopped caring but don't want to admit it"

She's also hard core tumblr compete with self diagnosed mental illnesses. She even kinda smells bad too. Typical fat fold stench.
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>>381912730
>>diversity

>lead writer is a white guy who worked on a shitty halo story
>lead game designer is a white guy who worked on a shitty single player mmo

really activates your almonds.
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>>381912741
david archer is the best autist in mass effect.
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>>381906089
No, anon. Theyre diversity hiring quotas. Not the diversity in the game.
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>>381912539
CURRENT YEAR:
NO BIGOTS ALLOWED
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>>381912741
>only good thing
WRONG
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>>381905813
There are no known figures for Andromeda's budget and sales, and everything you've heard online is speculation because EA does not divulge that information.
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>>381913126
that's not Cora's ass
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>>381913126
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>>381913126
Is she the Makoto of the Mass Effect series?
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>>381903708
The normies won't touch it now for a long time, it did what took asscreed 3-4 games to do to the normie crowd, pretty impressive in a sense.
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>>381912968
Yeah, right.
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>>381913370
whos makoto
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>>381913414
Don't forget they also had to hire their womyn diversity quota. Their lead animator was a fucking "makeup artist and cosplayer"
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>>381913467
This is absolutely terrifying
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>>381903602
Giving it a play right now.
It's decent enough

Should I bother with the extra mission stuff for colonies or just stick with the main story?
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>>381911013
Why even have the concept of a dialog wheel? Might as well just make it a bar at this point when you only have two choices that don't matter.
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>>381913370
Can you elaborate that without weebshit?
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>>381911317
Do you have the one from Inquisition where the guy gets kicked out the window?
That one gets me every time it's so fucking bad.
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>>381909398
what the fuck are you talking about and what does it have to do with video games
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>>381903968
Patrician taste
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Mass Effect was already dead.
You're helping Bioware beat the corpse because you can't let go. You should be ashamed.
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>>381903602
>my father is dead :) he made me his successor :)
>your father is...dead!?!?
> :^))))))))))))
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>>381911013
>can't be an atheist without being a fedora tipper in Andromeda
This really annoyed the shit out of me. Still not as bad as not being able to stop the looters.
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>>381913617
don't bother with anything
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>>381913648
No idea, they dropped conventional dialogue choices after DA:O in favor of the shitty dialogue wheel for some reason.
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Do you think this was finally the end of hiring based on diversity?
I mean it actually happening and not people constantly demanding it
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This is peebee, say something nice to her.
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>>381903602
SOMEBODY
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>>381914178
I think its just me but that kind of looks like David Bowie on a fuckton of drugs
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>>381903602
>>381914182
ONCE
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>>381914313
looks more like Heath Ledger to me
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>>381914131

I think it reminded game companies that hiring people without experience is a risk, one that shouldn't be taken lightly on such a scale.
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>>381903602
I still remember when they released that video with the disarming shit and all the animation errors, and I nearly gave myself a hernia from laughing so hard. That was some of the best unintentional comedy I've ever seen.
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>>381903968
Kill yourself, faggot. ME2 is the best game ever made.
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>>381906269
The problem with Andromeda's writing is they wrote a shit story and shit characters. "diversity" is the least of it's problems.
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>>381903708

Every single studio ea has will work forever on star wars, bf and nfs. If anthem turns out to make money then bioware will forever do that and dragon age only
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>>381903602
Mas Effect has always been shit, it was solidified when they ruined Cerberus for absolutely bo fucking reason. The closest thing to the Enclave and they couldn't even bother making a proper adversary like some genetically modified super mutant of a man just some fucking stupid, katana using literal weeaboo.
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>>381914313
it kind of looks like david bowie
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>>381914854
>shitty corridor shooter with daddy issues subbing for a game plot
>best game ever

wew lad.
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This fucking face baffles me. It's almost incomprehensibly ugly. It's like some kind of fucking ugliness singularity. Nothing about it is really strange, and that's what's most amazing about it. It's not freakish, just profoundly ugly. It's too ugly to be attractive and yet not ugly enough to be humorous or interesting. This face could walk past me hand in hand with a guy who has buck teeth, a hook nose, bug-eyes, no chin, alopecia, and albinism and yet it's this face I'd be grimacing at in disgust. This is the kind of weapons-grade black-market-plutonium ugliness you can only get with a room full of fucking scientists set to the task of making the most disgusting female face ever to stain the Earth with its sheer repulsiveness. The fact that Bioware managed to create such a monstrosity, presumably without the aid of a mad genius aesthetician branded with the unholy mark of Satan and cursed to do his work in the mortal plane, is nothing short of astounding. It's hard to put my finger on any one feature as being the worst offender. Is it the raccoon eyes? The pug nose? The gormless dopey smile? The mound of fat at the base of her jaw? The weird skin texture that makes it look like she washes her face every morning with a hand-towel made of undercooked bacon? I've seen punchable faces before, and this is no punchable face. This is a face that I could not be persuaded to touch for any amount of time, for any amount of money. I am a worse person for having seen it. Jesus Christ.
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>>381915107
Even when you are a fucking member of Cerberus in ME2 Shepard is all like "muh racism cerberus is evil alliance stronk human dominance is bad we need to cooperate :^)"
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>>381909347
>>381913074
>diversity hiring quotas
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Nah it died with ME3. People who had any hopes for Andromeda are idiots
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>>381915878
>m*randa
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>>381903602
Mass Effect was never good.
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>>381915878
>not Shepard welcoming her with a knee to the stomach
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It's funny but Andromeda has the same quality characters, plot, quests and scenario as Horizon Zero Dawn.
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>>381917102
lol what
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>>381917102
andromeda isn't an exclusive so it doesn't get its own dedicated autist making 100 threads about it all day every day
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>>381917407
>>381917475
Same shit tier quality and garbage plot & characters.
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>>381917614
I thought Horizon's plot was "white men are evil"
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All i saw about Andromeda was the shitposting about the autistic looking characters and animations.

But how's the game itself, ya know, gameplay,worlds, quests, story. SOMETHING.
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>>381917769
>Gameplay
Average combat with shit dialogue
>Worlds
About as shit as ME1
>Quests
Shit
>Story
Shit
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>>381917885
Wew. 1 & 2 were so fucking good. Such a shame
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>>381905206
There were very few women or minorities on the team, the problem was that everybody involved was a self-loathing cuck desperate to appease their feminist overlords at the cost of everything else.
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>>381903602
At least theres tons of horsecock futa porn tbqh
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>>381917769
>>381917769
Gunplay is kind of eh. The movement is more dynamic and you're not limited by class, but before the patches every enemy was sponge-y as fuck so you'd only ever want to use one of the OP weapons (dhan, sniper, etc). Biotics suck again (nearly ME2 levels of suck).

The mainline quests / companion loyalty quests are pretty decent and exactly what you have come to know from ME2 onward, but there isn't much of it. I think there are only like 7-8 main missions and you can knock them out in 15-20 minutes a piece without rushing things. The open worlds and the quests you find in them are absolute dogshit. Then they fucked up the space exploration by not having a single landing zone anywhere in Heleus. No derelict ships to find/explore on one off missions, no spooky mining colonies that have impaled themselves on spikes, no besieged outpost to bail out. I know people rag on ME1's landing zones, but I really enjoyed all that shit as far as making you feel like Commander Shepard out there patrolling the galaxy.

Story is awful. Ryder dies 3 times because the plot is such shit. The Kett are probably the worst antagonists you've ever seen in scifi.
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>>381903989
It's a shame. Their incompetence inadvertantly made a good autismo waifu and led to many top laffs.
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>>381905813
>>381906290
>>381912204
There are absolutely no Sales Figures.
Given that EA loves to brag about them, this is incredibly telling.
It happens with Inquisition, too, when they harped on about how it was the best week 1 dragon age, but were mysteriously quiet about the overall sales. Given that DA:O was a sleeper hit and DA2 had a cataclysmic drop in sales, this is clearly not a high mark to hit.
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>>381912293
costs more than one dollar per game, anon.
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https://youtu.be/sUKiOcV1SSc

a-and i need you to recover, cause i cant make it on my own ;-;
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I have no intentions to play this game.
Can someone spoiler this game for me. Whos the villain and what is the ending.
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>>381919592
Vigil's theme is fucking god-like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV1pPgpcAVw
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>>381919764
>Villain
Blue armed sonic
>Ending
You're exiled from the galaxy for pepper spraying a whole planet
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>>381919764
Villains are the Kett and the good guys win at some point
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>>381912163
In ME2 you could be a giant asshole to anyone on the squad then leave them to die/order them to complete fatal tasks you woefully underequipped them for out of sheer wanton disregard.

When any modern choice based game railroads a happy ending for everybody its shit. $50 bucks says they only did it in andromeda to save money on a sequel by not having to replace any charecters.
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>>381919797
I played ME after snatching it on a whim from a BOGO gamestop deal. Literally had no idea what to expect from it, with its busted up box and folded cover. Pardon the ribbit phrasing, but that song really struck me and pulled me in to the game like nothing I've played before, and nothing since.
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>>381911317
>That neck stretch
Everytime
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>>381912430
His entire career as the galaxies edgiest operative is failure.
>sent to penal colony cuz hes too edgy for the military
>gets his ass beat by a fat retired maori admiral and his milf gf (literally crippled)
>misses his chance to kill a target, pisses off arya by killing her daughter for no reason but pure edginess
>gets kidnapped by some teenagers
>manages to shank a 14 year old literally autistic girl
>stops sheppard from getting what he wants for all of like weeks

So his entire careeris getting beat up and kidnapped by kids, shanking an autistic kid, and delaying sheppard fruitlessly. Hes not just cringey levels of edgy, hes also a talentless hack. Hes basically a cartoon villain."ILLLLL BE BAAACCCKK SHEPARRRRD! ILL GET YOU NEXT TIME!"
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>>381920760
They turned all of Cerberus into saturday morning cartoon villains in ME3 anyways so it fits
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>>381903968
What's that, a real patrician opinion on /v/?
Woah
>>
>>381903602
1.06 update crack when?
I didn't enjoy the time I played but don't like to drop games halfway through
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>>381919764
Villain:
A guy called the Archon. Only a general sent by a bigger nation to assimilate all usable creatures in the cluster.
Ending:
The Archon has to marvelous idea to get control over the command center of the terraforming network of the cluster (installed by a race we never meet). You follow him. First a space battle where you use the fully automatic ships of those race I mentioned before. Afterwards you go inside the command center (a hollow metal planet) and all your allies help you reach the command center. But you are to late, the Archon gets the control and you have to kill him in a "boss fight" (only waves of enemies, where you have to defend consoles for the to activate). Afterwards he dies, but you don't kill him. Something about an energy overload. Bla bla bla, happy ending. Oh, and the human ark crash landed on/in the planet, because the Archon did the same thing like the reapers in ME3, where he steals a massive space construct off screen and the command center is now the human homeworld.
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Reminder that normies ate up Andromeda. Reddit is still full of apologists.
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>>381913370
Overrated and extremely boring normie bait? Yes.

>>381913442
>>381913672

Purseowner 5. Stop playing westacuck "games".

I don't have a fondness for Jap games like weebs do and desu I think most of them are trite, but for fucks sake at least they have gameplay that isn't QTEs and stories that aren't up their own ass with current events and political agendas.
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>>381921087
I think it's already out.
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>>381903968
1 was awful too
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>>381904131
>top reviewed
Come on now, you know that doesn't mean shit as far as game quality is concerned
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>>381921248
nah, it's only been updated to 1.05 which fixes animations and shit but the 1.06 update balances the weapons and powers, like assault rifles doing fuck all damage
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>>381904331
>RPG mechanics
This is a buzzword if I ever heard of one, there is no such thing as "rpg mechanics" in the context that you're talking about.

Go back and play mass effect 1 it has aged horribly, the story is ok, but everything gameplay is tedious, 2 is a much better game, sure it isn't perfect (andromeda has the best blend of combat and rpg stuff) but people go retarded about Bioware for some reason and can never accurately state exactly what was good other than "rpg mechanics are good, cover shooter bad"
>>
Anyone else thing ME2 is the best? From beginning to end ME2 was the one I put the most hours into and enjoyed the most
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>>381921037
Yeah, atleast in ME1 they were still a black ops team that went off the rez. Then in 2 theyre kind of a morally ambivalent 5th colum movement within the alliance.

ME3: straight up 1980's GI joe moustache twirling cartoon villains who exist for no other reason but to provide targets for the protagonist.
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>>381919061
It sold worse than ME3 at launch and had absolutely no legs. Game was DOA.
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>>381907309
You clearly didn't play it, I honestly don't see the point in being such a fanboy that you talk shit about a game you didn't play.

The combat is literally the best its ever been, dodges, powers, everything, is much improved.

The game isn't bad, I can understand why it's not a favorite, even though I really enjoyed it, there are a lot of reasons to call it average, but it's not bad by any stretch of the imagination.
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>>381920169
Would have been pretty funny if instead of replacing the dead squad you just had new npcs tell Ryder, "Nigga, fuck you. I don't want to die like Peebee. Here's your damn MacGuffin, now get the fuck off my planet."

Could finally play ME without the braindead AI taking your favorite cover spot.
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>>381914178
david duchovny became the x-phile
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>>381921741
It did what it was supposed to do. Sop up the last dregs of profit from a decaying fanbase like a glutton licking the last residue of gravy from his plate.

And it succeeded. It generated a profit. It had the weakest sales of the series, but it still made more than its budget so EA doesnt care if it probably killed the series.
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>>381914353
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>>381915878
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>>381903968

/thread
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>>381914178
Community Manager for Mass Effect
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>>381922234
>It generated a profit.
1) Source.
2) A colossal opportunity cost is generally seen as a bad thing for a company like EA.
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>>381916375
Which ones are the trannys?
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>>381915878
>>381922460

Are there any more of these? They're fucking hilarious
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>>381921116
Thanks.
At least it ain't an ancient evil as i was expecting.
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>>381924439
None.
Nobody will ask for proof, and in the unlikely event that they do, they can hide behind privacy and data protection
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>>381924439
>The ME3 ending is poorly received
"We stand by our artistic integrity!"

>Hainly Abrams is poorly received
"OMG so so sorry!!"

I wasn't this pissed off 'till another anon pointed this shit out.
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>>381924439
The one they used as Cora's face model.
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>>381924804
I would the 2nd and the 5th.
And that's ONLY because i'm desperate.
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