*blocks your path*

*throws grenade*

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>>381901412
>those precious few milliseconds at the start of the reveal when I thought we'd get a another Conker game

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What if you were to give this game to say twenty intelligent people. I mean what would that do? Let's face it, what would it do?

>>381902531
Ugly fox.

>>381901412
what did he say again?

LOCK
AND
LOAD

>>381902605
What the fuck! Its that bloody squirrel! Quick, into character!

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*insults you in near-incomprehensible Scouse*

>>381902531
I wonder how he smells haha

>>381902178
why dont more games let you cook grenades

Squeeeeeeeze the trigger

>>381902531
That was so fucking deliberate. At least it's not a bigger insult than young conker

Who still remembers?

SPUNKJOCKEY
BEEFCURTAINS
RUSTYSHERIFFSBADGE

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HON HON

Only ever used throwing knives and the katana.

The throwing knives were so fucking overpowered since they basically homed in on anyone in the general direction you're looking.

>>381904620
BILLYMILLROUNDABOUT
EASTEREGGSRUS

Weasels had the best fucking lines
>"OOOOH, NASTY"
>"GOT DA' DOUGH, NOW I GOTTA GO"
>"Fuckin' sprayed his ass everywhere"
>"Euuugh, look at the braaaaains"
>"COCKsucker"

>>381901412
for some reason i can't get the words 'Snippy Snap' out of my head when seeing a sniper rifle after the Teddiz called it that in multiplayer

>Not playing as dinosaurs and removing caveman.

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>>381906264
Good stuff

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>>381901412
tell me about Live and Reloadeds multiplayer, was it any good? never got to try it

>>381906685
i hear it was amazing but i never bought xbox live

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*kills you in one hit no matter what*

>>381906264
>>381906338
>Those caveman screams

>>381906846
>Einstein difficulty
I just give up

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>>381906338
it was fun playing as both in all the maps
how did rare fucking do it

Sometimes I feel like the only one who played the tank game.

>>381907448
There were other modes besides Deathmatch, Heist, and Dinos?

>>381908629

>He didn't protect the border from french vermin.

does rare replay work online?

hey i didn't know /v/ had so many conker fans who played the multiplayer modes to death.
Shit never stopped to be fun.

>>381909280
It's on Rare Replay? Shit might get that for it if so.

I've been looking for a better cutscene in video games for 15 years now. I just can't find one that's better than this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBMpOpU71TY

>>381903104
IPPONGIRI
HADOUKEN
AIYAYAYA
I can't remember too well actually.

>>381905993
>sprayed his ass everywhere

Conker was always shit. People remember it fondly because it was literally a baby's first M rated game. It's no surprise that it's dead, Chris Seavor is so far up his own ass over it even now that's it's no surprise Microsoft won't let him make another game.

Katana or chainsaw /v/

>>381911194
Canister

>>381911194
Katana because movement. But with the chainsaw you could kill 3 guys with one button

>>381906913
>einstein difficulty
i still remember how ridiculous those aim bots were, they would just do a 180 turn, head shot you and immediatly go back to patrolling

>>381906685
>>381906760
It's amazing even when done with bots