Choles fat sweaty ass explores jungle
>>381862546
Fuck I want to bite that thing so fucking bad!
>>381862546
Can somebody explain why her ass is so awful in uncharted 4, but great in uncharted 2? And why did they turn her from sexy tanned bitch in 2 to rando shitskin ugly tranny in UC4?
Questions questions. So no along with her mulatto reskin they give her a jungle nigger ass. What the hell is happening over at Naughty Dog?
>>381862930
she was always vaguely indian m8
>>381862546
Madre de dios
>>381862546
>you'll never sniff her sweaty thong
>>381862546
that hook nose though....
>>381863009
nope, she was like medi
still, they went to the trouble of making her ugly for UC4 and even giving her a droopy ass, but why? for this game they gave her bigger tits and a bigger ass than ever before. have they given up on "realistic" females and anti-sexism?
>>381863176
Why are you looking at her nose? What are you a gay?
>>381862546
god fucking dammit you had my hopes going up for a Claire-based RE game I somehow managed to miss out on
REEE
as long as they got rid of those two annoying strands of hair that were in her face for the entirety of uncharted 2
>>381862546
Can't wait for this game to flop
>>381863290
at the 5 sec mark, her nose takes up the whole screen. It's hard to avoid
They know what they're doing. I guess they really are “naughty dogs” after all
>>381863436
Yeah I'm sure this expansion to a critically acclaimed game that sold like 10 million in a year will flop
>>381862546
>people think this ass is 'fat'
>>381863436
>Uncharted
>Flop
Also it's coming out in August surrounded by nothing
>>381863436
Just like UC4.
>>381863535
Go worship your cottage cheese somewhere else, Jamal.
>>381863502
>Only 10 million copies
How's that not a flop
SONY IS SJ-
Seriously though I wonder how Neogaf is handling this
>>381862546
>LEE ASS
>THICCCC
These are the ONLY memes you need to sell a shit game these days.
Nier and soon this
>>381863502
>playing as women
it'll flop gaffag
>>381863660
capcom pls
>>381863535
Gotchu fampai
>>381862546
>trying to make michelle obama presentable
We get to actually fight Nadine this time.
>>381863660
Square Enix pls
>>381863713
is this a human
>>381863687
Just like Horizon?
>inb4 b-but muh install base
>>381863660
A flop is a failure, like the devs don't even get their money they put into it back.
>>381863740
there will be dyke-out QTEs, but you will not fight her
>>381863253
Chloe wasn't in Uncharted 4 except for multiplayer which has worse quality models so it can run at 60fps and slightly off proportions so female characters don't get an advantage by being smaller. Even then her multiplayer model looks fine.
She looked weird in Uncharted 3 though, but that entire game was aplanewreck. Elena looked Asian in some scenes and Sully looked like a young man wearing makeup to look old.
>>381863651
>>381863713
Enjoy your second-class ass.
>>381862546
That ass is comically large.
>inb4 negroids
>>381863713
that is actually a really good looking Silent Hill-type enemy
>>381863920
>let's take the two least popular characters of a franchise and make a whole game starring them because they aren't white!
>>381864054
>complaining about a games hottest character getting a spinoff
Video games.
>>381864054
>main character isn't white
>THEY'RE ONLY DOING IT BECAUSE MUH MULTICULTURALIZM
You Americans feel remarkably threatened by the most inconsequential things.
>>381863713
to be honest, Artistically that is pretty beautiful looking.
>>381864054
>Chloe
>least popular
>>381863975
nice
>>381864054
>Chloe
>Least popular
Her voice alone had people diamonds in 2009
I'm pisses the expansion isn't the wildly exaggerated adventures of Young Sully: as narrated by Old Sully, but Lost Legacy looks pretty good from what we've seen.
Jungles are good, best bits of Uncharted are always the uncharted natural locations and ancient ruins, same with Tomb Raider, I dislike it when these types of stories spend too much time in modern cities. Giant Indian temples overgrown with vegetation looks great. I'm hoping they also expand on the semi-open world segments from Uncharted 4, like driving around in Africa and having multiple ways to get to the end of a still linear level.
Honestly Uncharted is so frustrating because it's so very nearly perfect. The shooting and Platforming is fun, especially in 4 near the end. The stories are enjoyable and the characters are all well written and acted. But ND never truly lets the game shine, if there was complex huge tombs with puzzles and combat using all the mechanics at once it would be GOAT. Occasionally you see glimpses of what could be, but it's never fully realised.
>>381862546
I might end up buying this game.
>>381864012
Your loss.
>>381864683
>>Honestly Uncharted is so frustrating because it's so very nearly perfect.
disregarding that hyperbole, ND's mistake in Uncharted is something that they solved in TLOU
both combat and exploration take about an equal amount of time in that game, and the consequences feel more meaningful in TLOU's combat. ND doesn't want to understand that their more lighthearted style of combat in Uncharted series has become incredibly stale and boring. Adding a rope mechanic didn't change that
>>381862546
>mfw Drake let go of that fine ass to marry that boring sjw
>>381865740
How is she SJW?
>>381865875
she works for media kikes
she is bad news
You better kill or at the very least fuck over that annoying black bitch in this.
>>381864212
Wrong choice of words I'd say, more interesting than "beautiful".
>>381863713
>>381866083
>prequel
nope, black bitch will save the day and make mulatto cum with strap on
>>381866007
She eventually quits though andmakes her own show with Nate, they get rich and famous then have a kid and mive to a fancy beach house
Seems like a perfect life to me
>>381863713
Kaz I'm having déjà vu here
>>381866229
It's not a prequel, it's about a year after 4
>>381865875
SJW is just a catch-all for highschoolers to talk about things they irrationally hate.
>>381862546
Glad to see her ass is back, too bad they retconned her to be super Indian and now her face is busted
>>381867090
Nah she's fine
>>381864054
Nadine is literally the only issue with this game. Chloe is fine, faggot.