What are some games where I can fucking COOK?

>>381853069
bleuuuurgh what the fuck is that?

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video games

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>>381853069
Cooking Mama?

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Ja/ck/ or Joey, /v/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzp4WjPed1g

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>>381853069
Cooking Mama

someone post that disgusting gif where a guy cuts a raw steak

>>381853069
Cooking Mama..?

Four slices of cheese, really.....

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>>381853069
>Pickles
>Anything but the crunchy kind

Paper Mario and TTYD
Stardew Valley
Order Up

FfXV. Any MMO. Odin Sphere.

>>381853362
>pickles
>any kind

They overpower literally anything you add them to.

>>381853069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtdvZ5Fa9no

i fucking loved this mini game

>>381853104
Looks like a pretzel being used as the bread for a melt. Looked really good with the mustard and cheese, until the...sausage?...was added. I'd swap out that meat and it would be perfect.

overcooked is a good game.

Cook serve delicious
its more of a restaurant simulator though

>>381853482
I disagree, but I'd at least put the pickles in the sandwich. pickle slice on the side always seemed like a weird thing to me.

>>381853206
is this girl from cooking mama

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=903629745

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Making this for dinner tonight.

>>381853691
pickles on the side kind of reset your palate, and most people like them that's why they're there.

>>381854362
what in the holy fuck is that?

>>381854583
$10.99 plus tip

>>381853069
>The guy is basically just making a sandwich in slow-mo
Is that "cooking" for an amerifat ?

>>381854362
ive had something similar it was pretty good
>>381854583
basically chips and cheese

>>381854583
in some cultures it's called a gangbang

>>381854824
cooking is too complex for americans
they see Gordian Ramsey as the second coming of christ

>>381853069
Final Fantasy 15

You can cook stuff in Gothic and Gothic II.

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>>381854362
This webm makes me pissed because I doubt he ate it, so he's just wasting all those delicious individual foods for a fucking video.

>>381853069
Pretzels are fucking disgusting 90% of the time. Everyone makes them so fucking salty

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>>381854801
im mexican and i swear i haven't seen this shit before.

fucking ramen and doritos jesus, what have we come to.

>>381854824
>>381854939
Obsessed.

>>381854939
>they see Gordian Ramsey as the second coming of christ
kek

where's the jack webms

>>381853362
>>381853482
>>381853691
>>381854447
>actually eating fermented cucumbers
pickles are nasty

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>>381855012
maybe he shared you know, that's a thing, maybe with the one recording who might be a fellow coworker or close relative.

People exist anon.

>>381854362

>murrica

>>381855106
obese

>>381854939
We like Ramsey because he's entertaining. He insults his contestants and the mass majority like that drama in their cooking shows.

God I want a giant soft pretzel right now, fuck you OP I can't even fall asleep now.

>>381853069
There's a VR Job game that has cooking as one of the jobs, it's not serious cooking though so it doesn't count.

>>381853241
What was the deal with that whole chicken sandwich asmr video that got removed that Joey did, anyways?

>>381855168
>fermented
they're pickled you fucking retard

>>381855084

Be thankful you haven't seen the whole thing

>>381855227

I'm high as fuck and that looks spectacular.

>>381855168
>fermented
Don't use words you don't know the meaning of.

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>>381855227
its like that fucking taco in a fuck off bag, but no longer a stupid joke

>>381855198
He still made a terrible abomination of fluids that I doubt anyone actually ate.

>>381854362
>Real crumbed bacon
Spotted the gringo

>>381855281
jesus fucking christ

>>381854801
This is American, first off.
I remember a friend calling it ghetto tamales or something except in his version you take the ramen and drop it in a bag of crushed doritos.

>>381855313
>removed

https://youtu.be/C-iu8o5EObg

>>381855281
>not removing the ring

>>381853113
NO.

STOP.

>>381853241
FUCK

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>>381855227
>porchetta

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>>381855273
This is an affront to god, alcohol, and grilled cheese.
DELETE THIS

>>381855510
he needs the ring to crack the eggs tho

>>381855525
God, I've looked for this for so long. sauce?

>>381853069
Ruined a perfectly good pretzel. Stupid cunt.

>>381854362
It's not as bad as you think. It's just corn under all that cheese and bacon.

>>381855512
do I want to know what this is?

>>381855227
thats excessive

there's a point where it all just tastes is oily/salty

>>381853069
This fucking dolt ruining their knife by cutting directly on the plate

>>381854583
the reason why Mexico is fatter than the US now

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>ywn make a man as happy as he for eating his burgers

>>381855605
But why?

>>381853069
IT'S RAW

>>381855512
What in the fuck?

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>>381853069
It may sound strange but i enjoyed cooking in World of Warcraft, finding rare recepies and killing exotic animals to finally sit and cook them in some comfy place and then share it with buddies. Ehh

>>381855115
If you see this, and you ever find yourself in Austin, and someone says "we gotta go to Franklin's, you're supposed to go to Franklin's." No. Go to La Barbecue (the gif,) it's so much better.

>>381853241
reviewbrah > that fat fuck

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>>381855389
i doubt it, both mexicans and amerifats are used to this kind of shit.

>>381855475
Huh, I always thought it got removed.

>>381855512
Is it a Metroid?

>>381855273
Why not just make Grilled Cheese and Tomato Soup
It probably takes 1/10 of the time and it probably tastes 20x better

>>381855115
That looks fucking nasty. Specially when some of the meat looks like it has been burnt to charcoal and they are serving it over some paper thing that gets stained with grease bloats.

Fucking gross.

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>>381855512
What the fuck is that?

>>381855854
>well done

>>381855227
if the sandwich stopped at about 0:23 it would be a little fatty, but tasty

what the fuck

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>>381855512
looks like a small nuclar explosion contained within a pot

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>>381855878
>taste
fucking pleb

>>381855613
>corn
>with three or four different cheeses layered on top
it still looks pretty fucking diabetus inducing, friend

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>>381855973

>>381855894
>I want my meat boiled and dried

>>381855871
what was that supposed to be?

>>381855973
i sometimes like to put barbecue sauce in a small bowl and eat/drink it

>>381855227
He is giving me the impression of just wasting perfectly fine ingredients.

>you can buy bottles of mcdonalds sauces at your local supermarket now
Holy shit, i never knew how much i wanted mac and mcchicken sauces in my fridge before.

>>381855894
The burnt stuff isn't the meat itself, fyi. It's the dry spices they put on it

>all those yuros mad at manly american cooking

Next war we won't come save you.

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>>381853069
The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild

>>381855973
good fucking jeorb

http://homestarrunner.com/broncotrolleys.html

>>381856094
> I want my meat pink and with as much blood as possible

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>>381856258

>>381856007
How do you get ice that perfectly clear?

>>381856250
>american cooking
there are only so many ways you can cook a burger

>>381855273
This is why we need to stop the rise of Marxism

>>381855313
>>381855475
>>381855857
He had an even more disgusting one that he deleted not long after.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33D2TeVyXlA

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>>381855824
amen.

>>381855213
its from mexico

>>381856007
>all that for ice
why

>>381856285
yes please

Anyone else think sandwiches are stupid?

The bun/bread adds nothing to the food.

>>381856346
boil then freeze

>>381853069
space station 13
It varies from server to server, but some have terrific cooking mechanics and recipes

>>381855227

that bacon looked raw

>>381856357
Looks like late stage capitalism to me.

>>381855227
Top much cheese.
The fries could have been better as a side instead of being mashed with even more cheese and stuffed inside the sandwich.
The bacon, whike excesive, could have worked well by itself, instead, they made those weird warps with still even more cheese and some other shit.

That thing is a salt overload.

Dead Frontier if you chose the chef class
Papas burgeria, let's you prepare burgers
pizzeria pizzas
there is a taco flash version too I think

>>381855894
>charcoal
Imagine being so much of a pleb you don't know what seasoning is

Imagine being so retarded that you judge meat on the exterior and not how pink it is in the middle

>>381854362
When I buy doritos I like to mix them with a bit of ham or sausage and put some spicy sauce. I can see why mexicans do this shit but crank it to 11 with the ingredients.

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>>381855273
WEW

>>381855525
I thought the file name said 'how broomsticks are made'.

>>381856426
Get better bread.

>>381856450
you never cooked bacon have you, you fucking turbo faggot

>>381856352
And corn cob, and popcorn, and pizza, and pie, and guac, and all sorts of eggs and toast and so on.

>>381856376
>Mexico
>Real crumbled bacon
Choose one.

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>>381856378
At a certain point it's not about taste, speed, or practicality, but skill, exclusivity and expense.

>>381856258
>>381856301
>all this shit
>best food is just tossing a lone hearty truffle/durian/etc. into the fire for an easy full heal meal
I only made one of those unique dishes my entire playthrough.

>>381856578
nigga its from mexico. google dorilocos

>>381856285

I'm not that dude but BBQ isn't gross and it isn't raw. Jack is a hack youtube "chef" so don't take his food as a good example of anything.

The black coating on the outside of bbq meats is just the sugars and spices from the rub/marinade/sauce that's caramelized. It's not a hard crunch and it's not burnt in the sense of that it's way overcooked and gross. It's slow cooked so it gets that way over a long time, not suddenly which is what causes burnt food to taste bad. bbq isn't raw either. It's pink because beef can be pink yet thoroughly cooked if it's cooked long enough and low enough. It's also got some color from the smoke that penetrates the surface. It forms a pink smoke ring along the edges even if the meat is gray in the center.

>>381856589
This is the stupidest most pointless thing ever.

>>381856370
That is the video I was talking about. I remember watching this. What a disgusting video.

>>381856561
all available in the better parts of the earth

>>381856007
yeah but thats not the actual drink is it.

>>381854362
As absurd as it looks, I bet it would make for a decent dip. Not something I'd stick a spoon in to, but it COULD work.

>>381856461
Im not a burger, what the hell is wrong with the image on the right?

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>>381854362
it looked nice until he stuck the spoon in

>>381855747
In N Out is just that good

>>381856589
All that effort just to make a strawberry

>>381855747
That's a man who's recently became single

>>381856376

No it's not. It's US. burgerclaps got buttroasted so they started pushing this "trash mexican food" meme.

>>381856589
whhhhhhy?

>>381855512
>the ember of a core

wtf did they do?

>>381853069
Oh god that looks fuckng tasty.

>>381853527
The sausage was added because it's clearly a Bavarian sandwich
>pretzel
>mustard
>sausage

>>381855818
making food in SWG was pretty cool, but it would have been nice if you could have made farms instead of extracting the resources like you did mining.

>>381856649
"nigga" Im from mexico, here they do disgusting shit but not that excessive, and if it is that excessive is with salsa not with cheese.

>>381856589
all this for nothing
what a great way to waste your entire day

>>381856729
Why do japanese people love to torture animals?

>>381856285
It's not actually blood.

>>381855747

Looks like he just got out of prison.

So who else is hoping that /v/ gets merged with /ck/ next April fools?

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>>381856756
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=dorilocos

>>381855227
i need to stop coming to /v/ when i'm hungry

>>381856589
Who comes up with this shit?

>>381856461
>Went out with no intent to tip
>Find slightest reason and turn it on the waiter/waitress as to why they aren't getting a tip
>BUT STILL THOUGH DON'T STEREOTYPE
>Doesn't tip on large bill
The worst

>>381856426
Yes anon, the starch adds nothing to the meat and veggies. Why have noodles? Why have rice? Why have any starch ever?

>>381856729
I just imagine a giant angry walking fish standing behind him in the next scene.

>>381856757

gastronomy. giving you the same flavors but in new textures/temperatures/acidities/etc.

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>somebody post mexican food
>LOL MURICANS
>somebody points it out
>LOL SO BUTTHURT LALALALALAL

back to where you came from, paco

>>381856114
a cornstarch-based batter, presumably for something like orange chicken or another Chinese-American dish

>>381856819
>torture
that's probably the most correct way to kill and clean a fish, anon
you'd know this if you weren't a millennial faggot who knows nothing about cooking

>>381856819
>how dare he kill a fish while its still alive

>>381856823
Ay

/ck/ or /fit/ would be nice. /fit/ would be more hilarious though

>>381856649
That's not what classic dorilocos look like, and regardless, our the branding on those chips look nothing like the stuff we have here.

>"party sized"
>fucking bacon
>english words
We do eat a lot of crazy shit here, but I 100% guarantee you that that shit isn't Mexican.

>>381856819
its therapeutic

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>>381856710
After the video cuts, the glass is used for an ice water on the rocks.

>>381856852
>>381856818
>>381856757
>>381856745
>>381856701
>He made money off of this that supplements his income and lets him fuck around

You wouldn't?

>>381856426
Don't use plain white bread then, use some actual bread with flavor to it.

>>381856589
So converting a natural good for your health strawberry into horrible mix of sugar and other shit is good? lmao, fucking people.

>>381856729
That squid looked nice, and was that tongue before the peppers?

>>381855512
I know what that is cause the same happened at my friends house.
This isn't food. Well it has sugar in it
They were trying to make gas bombs, but as I see in the picture they put in too much sugar like we did.

>>381856819
If you live in an island isolated from society either you become an animal, or a fucking neanderthal, its in their genes.

>>381856885
>Beta fish fantasies.txt

>>381855273
That was a wild ride. I want to try that though its probably not that good at all.

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>>381856720
The arrow is where tip goes

>>381856746
probably his gf was one of those vegans with pointless strict diet

>>381856947
>You wouldn't.
You missed my point. All effort put into turning strawberries into a strawberry.

>>381856818
Better than wasting your day complaining online about video games you'll never actually play

>>381856923
Sticking wood down its throat and skinning it alive?

>>381856007
why is Japan so autistic

>>381856956
It's just a sort of "because I can" art project.

>>381856720
Basically the waiter in this scenario would have expected to have received a tip of $30 from that check. But they decided to screw them over for a perceived slight, and instead skip tipping and give them a fake excuse.

>>381856720
youre supposed to tip waiters at nice restaurants and when u eat out generally by a percent of 15-20%

the black couple in the left note are trying to skimp out on tipping

>>381856450
It doesnt take long to cook bacon, 150 is enough to kill surface bacteria. getting it crispy however, is well past the safety threshold for safe to eat bacon and is only cooked to such an extent for preference. in other words, if you place a slice of bacon onto a high heat pan for a minute each side, it will be probably be cooked, but it wont be a crispy slice.

>>381854362
mexicans have never heard the saying "less is more" i see

>>381855273

jesus christ farvareu, it's just a grilled cheese

>>381857050
The texture is totally different though.
It's why you would call that gastronomy and not just cooking or something.

>>381856616
ah, so just like the food in Skyrim. utterly pointless.

>>381857036

people pay for the dumbest crap

>>381857130
Its reacting to japanese cruelty.

>>381855115
>carbonized exterior
Jesus, and then murricans talk big abiut how they "know meat", that shit ruins the flavor and dont say "oh its just the seasoning", burnt seasoning is disgusting

>>381857130
What am I looking at here?
Wild guess, eel?

>>381856426
That's the point
Bread is designed to just be a filler that adds calories for food.

It's literally for peasants

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>>381856720
Is this funny? someone tell me how to feel!

>>381857130
it doesnt even have a head

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>>381855824
>>381856375
Imagine if reviewbrah started cooking.

>>381856461
>reinforcing the "niggers don't tip" stereotype

well done

>>381856729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-2QBYKI8LU

Full scene.

>>381856819
Goku did that all the time in Dragon Ball.

>>381857169
>He says on a video game board
They probably enjoyed themselves and have a fun story and conversation piece.
It's the same reasons you play video games. To experience something.
Stop being a faggot.

>>381857130
Is that an eel? holy fuck they look like giant worms witouth flesh.

>>381857036
why not just server it on the floor while you're at it?

>>381857093
>$30 tip
Jesus
>america
Not even once

>>381857154
What was this movie called? I watched it once when I was in a small Chinese movie stint. It was like "father, daughter, sister, son" or something

>>381857206
the seaoning's not burnt, mr yum yum americum

>>381856378
>Poorfags actually use ice masochated by a machine

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>>381856827
This is what dorilocos (or any [chip name]-locos) typically look like. Any shit with cheese and bacon is american.

>>381857130
>99 Insight

>>381856729

>sticking the chopstick into the fish
damnit, i should do this.

>>381857281
>>381856854
>>381857098
holy shit dude you guys are cucks

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>>381857098
>youre supposed to tip

>>381857060
>alive
It died the moment the sticks were jammed through its body you fucking retard.

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>>381853069
>All that salt
Gross

>>381856467
And what is the free market value of that abortion?

>>381855273
>rim the glass
unf

>>381857060
the chopsticks are used to keep the fish's respiratory system open, so there is no blood spillage
there is no skinning, he's killing the fish by slicing it up from the pelvic area
that's what you usually do when trying to cook

>>381855894
my god someone get this man some southern bbq he has no idea what he's talking 'bout

>>381857271
DELET THIS

>>381857130
asians are complete psychos

>>381857206
>I don't know how to cook meat
Good to know.

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>>381856729
Good movie.

>>381856701
>>381856745
>>381856757
>>381856818
>>381856852
>>381856956
such is molecular gastronomy.

>>381855512
>not frying molten lava in your kitchen

>>381857310

I get more from a video game an it probably cost less

Are there any good culinary art books?

>>381857036
How the fuck do you eat that shit? Isn't the table dirty?

>>381853069
Both shots of this guy using a knife show him in danger of cutting himself.

>>381857370
>>381857372
In lieu of tipping, employers in non-cucked countries pay their employees a higher wage, which just results in higher prices for the customers.
The net effect is the same, it's just that in Cuckistan it's optional to pay the tip.

>>381855525
Groovy

>>381857370
>(you)
I was just saying they weren't going to tip anyways, so why fucking pretend and make a charade of it?
Just don't do it, don't pen a fucking letter saying "oh...well....THIS is why we didn't tip you."

>>381857323
Anywhere else that 30 dollars would just be reflected in increased cost of dishes/drinks. The food and drink is typically cheaper because their waitstaff and bartenders make a really low hourly baseline wage that's below minimum wage, with the tips intended to make up their real pay.

It's all some bullshit that started back during Prohibition when restaurants couldn't serve alcohol anymore, and decided to screw their wait staff, but it sticks around because it's beneficial to employers and sometimes waitstaff can make a lot of money if the restaurant is good.

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>>381857478
>7640 cal

>>381857330
"Eat Drink Man Woman"?
Grabbed it from the webm's title.

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>>381857381
The first "taco" is already disgusting.

>>381857330
Check the file's title.

>>381857594
idk it would be funny as fuck to see there face when they read that tho

>>381857605
yeah, 7kcal.
can't you read?

>>381855281
Can anyone link his youtube channel?

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>>381857478
>60 pounds of salt

>>381855871
>non-newtonian food

>>381857440
>Has no head
>obviously fucking dead
>muscles reacting to heat / possible salting and so on
>psychos
This is like saying Europeans are psychos for eating escargot with salt and frog legs because when salted they move and react.

>>381857478
>american cuisine

>>381855776
drying......thats how they kept meat good before refrigerators were common in households.

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>>381857271

>>381857036
Thanks God that kind of cousine is dead. That faggot from spain did a lot of hurt in the 2000 decade

>>381855894
This is the stupidest person on /v/ today. I know, I looked.

Yakiniku Bugyo. Available as a Japanese PS1 classic on PSN.

>>381857478
>That sodium level
That's about 10x the amount you should have at most in one day

>>381857478
>7640 cal and 83 grams of sugar

>>381857381
JAPANESE TACO
FOLDED OVER 1000 TIMES

>>381853069
I love Americans and their food, but I don't know what's up with American bacon, it's just so over-done and crispy that it doesn't taste of anything and just detracts from anything it is put with.

>>381857310
>Hey I played this cool game with tons of great art, music,interesting mechanics and a very compelling narrative. Gave me about 30 hours of entertainment for only a few bucks really

>Hey I payed up the ass to see some fag spread a bunch of shit across a table. It didn't really resemble anything, it barely filled me up and it ended up in the toilet anyways. Payed up the ass for it and had to get reservations, too.

Same reasons totally.

>>381857504
Congratulations.
The point stands.
>>381857678
>states what it says
>can't you read?
I think you may be retarded

>>381857478
>that fuckload amounts of sodium

>>381857736
What do you mean by the second sentence?
Is there some kind of history?

>>381856819
That movie's set in China.

>>381857634
>>381857662
Oh that's the one, yeah. Must have missed the title. Good movie

>>381857813
daily reminder that this man is a hobo

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>>381857478
That salt and sugar.

>>381857478
>22 kg of salt

>>381854362
This makes me want to fast for a whole day now. Thanks.

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>>381855168
People who don't like pickles should be rounded up and executed.

>>381857923
>>381857813
Why does he keep salting his elbow?

>>381855084
Are you serious? You haven't seen this shit at mexican flea markets? I used to go to those when I was younger and I hated it. The upside was that I was able to buy really cheap retro console games for 5$

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>>381857901
What's wrong with being a hobro?

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>>381854362
America was a mistake

>>381857458
what is it about?

>>381857716
There's restaurants where they cook fish alive and serve it to you still moving, half-cooked. Chinks are crazy.

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>>381857431
>>381857727

>>381857901
What? He owns several restaurants in Turkey. He actually sat on my table and watched me eat, even though I don't speak turkish. Just sat there smiling for a minute.

>>381856819
>>381857293
It's Chinese

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>>381857950
Don't question the methods of Saltbae

>>381857975
fuck chicago

>>381858025
>this kills the snibety snab

>>381855854
>This is what well done fags think of when they hear rare

>>381857478
i legit want to try this, brb.

>>381858025
oh no lobster buddy :^(

>>381857853
>Tomato Pie
My sides

Fuck that looks good right now.

>>381857952
Now where's the image of him eating subway?

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MEDIUM RARE IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE WAY TO EAT STEAK

>>381857923
>>381857813
This guy is making my penis erect.

>>381857923
I hate this guy, completely disrespectful towards food.

>>381858025
Is it better than being boiled alive?

>>381856007
well that fucking pissed me off

>>381857823
You're actually a fucking idiot.
You compared the actual experience, first off, not the reasons behind pursuing them, and you used your extreme bias to shit on the one you obviously disagree with.

Here:
>Hey I played this moving slideshow of pixels with tons of drawings, some beebops, game doodas and a story and stuff!. I threw away more than a day of life, AND I gave my money to do it!

>Hey I payed an amount I thought was fair and agreed to to see a professional create culinary art in a beautiful way right before my eyes. It was moving, and tasted great! I also got to reserve the table for me and my wife, and had a great time enjoying her company, as I love her. Very worth it.

Stupid fucking faggot.

>>381857478
This can't be true, only a rhynoceros would eat that...right?

>>381857565
You gotta be the stupidest motherfucker in the world to tip anything more than loose change.
Waiters in most of clapistan get paid the standard minimum wage regardless of whether you tipped them or not, so they either get more than minimum wage or they get actual minimum wage.

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>>381853645
Only person in this thread who gets it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYXioGxMzwI

>>381858025
what the fuck, why is he ruining such an awesome lobster like that?

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>>381857130
this is just awful

>>381857854
I think he's talking about Ferran Adria

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferran_Adri%C3%A0

>>381857478
>how to have a coronary embolism

>>381858000
There's restaurants where westerners buy rare and near-extinct animals and eat them just because they can. Westerners are fucking psychos.

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>>381858025
>Tfw brovsters all over the world are killed daily only to be made into food

>>381858281
>MMO goes F2P

>>381858185
(You)

>>381857130
what is it?

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>>381858025
>my ancestors are smiling upon me imperial
>can you say the same?

>>381857776

You mean, 10000x, right?

That's more salt than you should eat in 27 years.

>>381858170
>Oh yes, lo siento, there are some special sonoran pink onions in here, no blood guaranteed.

>>381854362
Beaners are so fucking tacky when it comes to taste in fashion, cars and music. It is actually of no surprise that they are appetized by this.

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>>381858281
I feel itchy

>>381858334
(me)

>>381858281
What the absolute fuck

>>381857478
This image makes no sense, 7kcal is fucking nothing. The retarded burgers mislabeled the pic and I'm assuming it was supposed to say 7000kcal, not 7000cal.

>>381858186
any progress on the second one yet?

>>381853645
this - also, best played on kb, which turns it into tactical QTE

>>381858281
I love bees, but I would not eat that shit. How can they even think someone would still want to buy those pastries?

>>381858404
look at the sodium level

>>381858281
YAMERO

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is there any game that lets me do pic related?

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>>381858117

>>381858346
Yeah I just noticed it's g and not mg. Now I'm just curious what the burger actually has in it

>>381858281
nigger mosquito burger 2.0

>>381857437
That is some industrial cooking. Why don't they just get a machine to do it?

>>381856007
enjoy your hand tasting drink, bro

>>381857952
>eating meat without sides

Why are americans so american?
At least steam some potatoes.

>>381857854
I don't remember name of the El Bulli's chef, but every fucking rich kid who wanted to cook had that that guy as a teacher, and they made retarded things like that video or fake strawberries...

>>381858180
>I got to enjoy a piece of work that took hundreds of man hours, by professionals in different and varied art forms that have honed their skills for years just to give me this experience, and after I payed for it, I can relive it for as long as I physically have it.

>I ate mayo that some nigger spread on my table. Could've eaten a nice steak with my wife but we ate this shit instead. I guess it tasted alright. It'll be in the toilet in a few hours. "Thanks" honey.