ITT Autistic shit you do in video games. I only equip my hood

>>381838053
I only wear hoods and such in Skyrim when it's raining/snowing etc.

I mean, I have Frostfall installed, but... um...

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In borderlands, after i'm well enough into the game and have plenty of money, i still collect guns and sell them, I become rich and all, but there usually isn't anything worth while to spent a boat load of cash on

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>>381838053
I did that too.

>>381838053

In some RPGs I make sure to have at least one unit of every item I find in the game, so it's "archived"

basically, if there's on remainder of an item, I won't use or sell it.

I remove the helmet when in town so they can see my face

>>381839757
I do this with Monster Hunter materials. Even the super low level stuff that I'll likely never ever need again.

>>381838053
Reload my weapons when I see an impair number of bullets.

>>381838053
in games like Skyrim and Fallout, if I can, I like to throw my dead enemies off high places.

>>381838716
The fact i install so many "needs and survival" mods and shit is proof I'm autistic. If my game kills me in half a second because of something I fucked up or some enemy breathing on me, I eat that shit up.

>>381839485
...thats just how you play the game, anon

I play team based games solo.

I stop the character I'm playing from running when they start panting, even characters that can run infinity.

>>381838053
Any game with a grid-based inventory my items have to be evenly spaced or grouped nicely if that's not possible.

>>381839757
That's not autism. It's sound stocking.

>>381838053
When I play RPGs I like to take off the armor and weapons and put on some casual clothing whenever I visit towns or other safe zones

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>>381840198
You will kill yourself playing Mabinogi. Don't.

I'm not autistic these days. I don't even compulsively reload.

Fix yourselves.

>>381838053
In most games the character always runs everywhere, when I see a place where running wouldn't be normal I make the character walk, sometimes it takes several minutes to get where I need to get, but I still won't go fast.

In games with little/no recoil on guns, I will move my view after I shoot to simulate recoil. Especially if it's a shotgun.

>>381839757
this.

I used to unequip all of my armor and put on tailored clothes everytime I went into a major city in WoW

>>381842532
Advanced autism.

>>381840232
Sorry to break it to you but that's autism

In WoW on the character select screen I turn my toons to the tune of random songs when im bored.

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>>381843185
>toons

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>>381838053
Playing BotW is autistic enough, retard. You didn't have to go into even more detail.

>>381838053
I stop at the red lights in gta5

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>>381843185
>toons

I move the camera around in smooth, swaying motions like in those E3 demos.
Same with movement-- I try to move in smooth curves. 'Normal' movements look gittery and unrealistic, and it really triggers me OCD. I will always take the more appealing clean path in my head, as opposed to just not being a sperg and getting to where I need to go 'normal' (e.g. a lot of times I will make my character run in an arc instead of just walking back on himself.)
I will even go as far as reloading a save if I mess up a movement to reverse that dodgy movement/go back to when my character was still 'clean'

Please tell me I'm not the only one, if so, what's wrong with me?

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I will only save and quit while stood in the middle of the Pokeball in Poke Centers in any of the games.

>>381843362
Dude, stop. Think about what you're doing.

Jump everywhere.

Or, if the game has a retarded stamina system, I always end a sprint with a jump.

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>>381843504
That's advanced OCD and crippling autism. Shit's terminal.

in TF2, I make songs like Silent Night on the character select screen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7wMqPgbZRA
something like this

>>381843816
but he is stopping anon

>>381843504
If you truly had OCD issues you never would have misspelled "jittery"

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>>381838053
Whenever there's a gambling section in any game, I stop myself and play the ost from Kaiji because I'm trash

>>381838053
I can't stand having my character's face shown in wow so I try to either 'mog their helm into some kind of mask or a full covering helm.

>>381843584
shit man i think we all did that

>>381844472

Nah I just saved in front of the entrance.

Also fuck pokemon that series trained me to always look in trash cans in games and then it never put anything in them outside of like two in RBY.

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>>381844472
Nope that's autism

I walk everywhere unless I have a reason to run like combat or to take shelter from weather. I even make my horses walk rather than galloping everywhere.

>>381838053
I often spend one to two hours, sometimes more, in a GTA game, usually IV or V, just standing or parking in one location and taking in all the sights and sounds and conversations in that location, and when it rains, I turn on the radio at a low volume and listen to the soft sounds of the talk radio or whatever song is at the moment take on greater sonic texture because of the pattering of the rain and the thunder in the background.

I also write character analyses of GTA characters I'm interested in, which usually end up around 5 pages double spaced in Word.

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The autism's come to real life for me
>have a good someone I hadn't talked to very much
>feel like I know them a little better now
>dialogue box pops up in my head saying "Relationship level went up to D!"

>>381845005
A good conversation with someone*

>>381840015
it took me 12 days in game to 100% Fallout 4 on survival with survival Mods

Any game with a limited inventory space. I never go above a quater of it filled, if I do I panic and start to delete and vendor shit.

I don't really do anything autistic in game but I imagine myself playing the game in front of a group of people while I talk about the game design.

>>381844820
Yo, was it you that posted that analysis of Franklin in a GTA V thread some days ago?

>>381845305
Most autistic post in the thread

>>381845005
>"you are now friends!"

>>381845476
Yeah, that's me.

>>381844764
I found you a friend: >>381842532

>>381838053

I change outfits depending on what's happening in RPGs purely for cosmetic reasons.

TH3 and BoTW were probably the ones that I really went over the top in recently.

>>381838053
In games with silent protagonists and dialogue trees, I always say the line out loud before picking it.
I also eat breakfast /supper whenever I stay at an inn if the game allows me

>>381843584
One of the game's pokeball patterns made it impossible to stand in the direct center. Can't remember which one now but it pissed me off.

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>>381847137
Ruby and Sapphire, and it pisses me off to this day

>>381838053
I play Dwarf Fortress

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>>381843185
>toons

>>381843504
except for the loadikg part I do this too. nice camera pans and I like to walk when it's appropriate even if the character has unlimited run

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i literally drown in ammo in every single game due to how picky i am when it comes to saving ammo.

in the end, i just end up becoming a melee god and pretty much never used guns

>>381842532
I do this

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>>381847479
>>381843280
>>381843417
I keep seeing this word shoved around recently. Anyone care to redpill me in this situation?

Anytime a game lets me name characters and party members, I always name them after wrestlers.
R-Truth, in whatever game, is always a monster

>>381845305
I do this too

or imaginary sales pitch of the game.

I always treat my protag like it's a real person with physical needs.
>Walk a lot more than I need to, take climbs very slow and rest afterwards with Nate from Uncharted
>Walk a lot more than I need to, eat three meals a day with Geralt
Dumb shit like that. Also I like to drive the speed limit, in lanes, and at stoplights in all the grand theft auto games

>>381847620
It's just a word faggots use for characters in an mmo, which becomes increasingly obnoxious when they use it in other games.

>>381847895
this sounds like how mexicans call characters in general. "Monos". It can mean Toon, Character, or Monkey

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am not mean enough to play games like rust

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>>381843185
>toons.

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>can kill a normal enemy in one shot no matter where you shoot them
>still aim for headshots

I only walk in towns and sleep at night.

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>Playing RPG
>Save before boss fight
>Beat boss, but one member dies
>That character is level under the rest and they no longer have the same amount of exp
>reset back to save
Everytime

>>381849004
I don't think that's exclusive to Mexico. My family is from Chile and I've heard my cousins use mono in that context as well.

I host tournaments in Street Fighter in a bracket format with the highest-level CPUs of each character. I do this because I strongly disagree with the treatment of Arcade mode as the canonical tournament. It's not round robin (after SF2') and it's certainly not a bracket.

In Fallout I always shoot enemies twice in the chest and once in the head while using a pistol so I can pretend my character knows gun-fu.

>>381850405
What happens if you find a party member with lower XP than the members you have at the time?

>>381851382
Oh that's fine, but if I can help I'll try to keep them the same level.

I release my pokemon when they get ko'd

>>381851869
thats just called nuzlocke

>>381852078
You mean autism

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>be playing fallout
>low level
>come across armor that is way better than my shitty vault suit
>it looks ugly
>fuckthat.mp4
>enter a building
>get destroyed

>Witcher 3
>Only walk, unless in a hurry.
>When travelling by horse, don't gallop, unless in a hurry.
>Obviously, no fast travel.
>Only do ciri related quests, unless: really need money, then do a contract or a few OR plot related reasons allow for a few days of break, for example waiting for the ship to Skellige to depart, or waiting for the play premiere.
>Also timeflow is modded to 1:4.
I am honestly not autistic, I just really don't mind spending 20-30 minutes riding around the countryside listening to relaxing music between quests. This is the only way I am able to immerse enjoy this particular game.

I mash buttons during loading screens, even if they don't do anything

>>381852336
Forgot to mention, I also unequip all armor except pants and both swords when swimming. If i find some cave before I can return to the shore, I deal with the enemies using only signs and the crossbow.

>>381852431
I always like to press all shoulder buttons and/or face buttons.

This habit fucks me over a lot

I remember when I played Yakuza 5 and got to the part where Shinada finds out everyone he knows is part of a conspiracy I just made him get blackout drunk at a bar. Then that led me to the baseball side story and I just played that through to completion (while getting progressively less drunk inbetween every mission) before going back to the main story.

true rpg 100%
>Grind out stat boost items until all party members have max stats in every category
>get max of every item

>>381850125
Not autism, just good practice

>>381847524
I used to do this, until I realized what good did having all that ammo do, if I probably only used a tenth of what I scavenged

I keep all game discs in their proper boxes

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>>381838053
When I replayed Mirror's Edge again recently, I just got high and kept running off the edge of buildings to see what suicide would be like.

>>381853286
I recommend shooting yourself in a vr game

I always walk when I'm in a town or settlement in any game. ALWAYS

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>>381853374
>implying I'm a VRetard

Eat in every restaurant at least once. Eat once a day. Sleep at every inn at least once, always sleep at night until morning. Removes clothes before bed.

>>381850405
I do this too.

I have to hear every line of recorded dialogue/see every animation before i consider i've 'beaten' the game.

I then watch about 3 different people play through the game for enjoyment and get frustrated when they miss something

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>Game has a leaderboard
>I have to be in the top 15 on every single level
>Will grind for hours to get there

I haven't finished games because of this shit. I have a problem

I do this shit too.

Must get max score on every mini game. Even if it involves getting a rare score only obtainable when the game flukes like in skyward swords bamboo cut or kh's winnie the pooh games

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>Playing ARMS multiplayer
>mimic grab animations like Spring Man's uppercut with the joycon when i land them

>>381854302
>playing ARMS
That's all you needed to post

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My perfect run of the Arkham games:
>one life
>don't "kill thugs" by throwing them off from too high rooftops (those that need an invisible wall to stop you), don't explode their own mines, don't let them get caught by grenades, don't throw smoke over them or abuse of fear takedowns (so they don't shoot blidnly), don't run over them with the batmobile (not even at low speed, because they end unconscious on the streets, and other thugs could kill them)
>don't let a single bullet hit me, or an explosion
>play as if the gadgets were not unlimited
If i fail at any of those restrictions, and other i might being forgetting, it's game over.

In Bloodborne, i hate how your weapons dissapear from your hand when you do other stuff than walking and killing beasts (opening doors, pulling levers, lit on candles).

I hate Resident Evil inventory system. Pic related.

I'm a sucker for realism in my games. The more realistic a game can be, without making it boring, the better.

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>Wait did I save? Better do it again just to be safe
>Wait did I save? Better do it again just to be safe
>Wait did I save? Better do it again just to be safe

>>381838053
>Not equipping full Zora when it rains cause it's waterproof.

>>381839912
Love doing this.

>I installed a menstruation mod for Skyrim and now actively monitor my character's periods

Is this weird?

>>381843362
I used to find it fun to obey the law in GTA, like rebelling against rebellion. I remember one time in Vice City a guy came up and started beating me but instead of killing him I waited for the police to arrive and arrest him. I didn't even know NPCs could get arrested before that.

>>381847794
Jesus fucking hell, dude. Seek help.

>>381843584
>>381844573
In Sapphire I always saved right outside the entrance of the Lilycove Pokémon Center, I flew there a lot.

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If a game has a belt fed LMG, I use it and nothing else. Doesn't matter if the gun is shite; I'm too much of a sucker for belt fed guns of any kind. Kinda sucks, as most games tend to give LMGs the shaft pretty hard. Last FPS i played with decent belt feds is Battlefield, Bad company 2, and perhaps R6 Siege.

>>381852336
Autistic as fuck. Seek help.

>>381853424
I hope you hate it.

>>381853912
>I then watch about 3 different people play through the game

Extremely autistic.

I used to roleplay and pretend in Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask when I was a kid.

>Link having a swim with all the major female characters in the river in Gerudo Valley

>>381840151
Ever since Silent Hill 2, Ive always assumed that panting means theyre done running and need a breather so now I do wjat you do out of habit

>>381855770
Little bit.

>>381856390
>Siege
>LMG
>decency
nope.

I REALLY wish I had recorded this though, last week me and 4 friends were goofing around in casual together and we all went russian recruit with LMG and breached the objective room from outside. The whole team at once.

We put breaching charges on the 3 exterior windows of Chalet Library and as soon as they were blown the other two of us threw in grenades then everyone just held left click and fired wildly at the room. WE ACTUALLY WON THE ROUND..

>>381843504
The reloading part is for fags but at least i can understand where youre coming from. Games look great in every department except for camera and third person movement. I think The Surge is the first game Ive played where most of the animations dont look like they belong on the Gamecube

no one can beat my autism
I main adc in league of legends

>>381854917
Yeah I autistically rage when weapons just disappear out of my hand in any game. How fucking hard is it to show sheathed weapons?

>>381845305
>turn on mic
>put on jewtube
>instant gold

>>381853573
I do all of these except the last.
Its the best way to unlock shit

>>381838053
Run around against the entire wall while endlessly clicking the jack in button on mega man battle network

>>381856736
James will actually run a bit faster if you let him breathe a bit.

>>381843284
spot the person who still can't find a switch

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>>381838053
I would jump into the back of trucks in GTA:SA just to see where the fuck the AI would take me.
That's how I found out this funny thing where if you stomp on a vehicle, the driver's AI goes crazy and crashes the car.

I slowly walk everywhere unless in a moment of action.

>>381859913
The guy in the first game doesnt but i let him chill so he doesnt have a heart attack on his way to Cheryl

>>381843284
Can you not.

>>381845005
So it's not just fucking me, thank god. Lately whenever I do something stupid in front of someone a message pops up in my head saying "reputation -3"

>>381843284
ebin based black guy meme :^)

>>381843584
>the pokemon games where the ball's center wasn't one tile, so you literally couldn't stand in the center.

>>381860195
ahh yes car surfing

theres actually a glitch where you can actually be a passenger

>see waterfall
>have to check behind it

I masturbate to my character's feet in Dark Souls 3. Some of the best faps I've ever had.

>>381857816
II find Fuze's LMG is decent in PvE, but you have to be really good to use it in PvP to any effect.

I never use consumable healing items in RPGs, only healing skills that consume MP/Mana.

>>381847524
i do this in fallout

>saving the 12.7mm ammo just incase
>never use it

read the random books and letters you can examine

>>381845005
yeah same

>>381852336
anon, you should be always in hurry because you need to find ciri.

>>381838053

In most RPGs, I will try to rest at an inn whenever it's night for 8 hours even if there's no mechanical benefit to doing so.

>>381855770
I always use the basic needs mod and the mod where heat/cold matters. Then i become a vampire and both mods stop mattering(except for tiredness).

Both of these were when I was younger. I'm a perfectly adjusted Chad now.

>Battlefront 2 with no Internet
>play story mode a million times
>would restart ENTIRE game if I died at any points, including rewatching every cutscene
>might have even restarted if any of my squad mates died as well, but I forget

>some Yu-Gi-Oh game on my PSP
>would reload game if I ever lost
>shitting bricks at final boss because I didn't save for hours beforehand and he was actually pretty difficult (took me over a dozen tries to beat him my first playthrough)

>>381843584
Didn't you have to save in the pokecenter in gen 1 and 2 to use them on Pokemon Stadium? Because I only save in one out of habit and I think that's why.

I have a problem with over saving currency. Mainly in rpgs. I will grind a bunch at the start to save alot. If I buy anything expensive (anything above 10% of my current dosh.) I will grind that money back before continuing. Also I love games that let you store money in banks.

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>>381845305
>mfw deep down I just want someone to ask me what my favorite game is so I can explain why Ace Combat Zero is the greatest game ever made
I've considered taking it to jewtube, shilling it constantly on /v/ simply isn't enough for me to express how much I fucking love that game.

>>381860910
Everythings fine against bots because they get stunned by a shot. So any gun that has accuracy problems doesn't matter, you can just bodyshot shit to death.

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When I play Battlefield 4 I always use faction specific weapons. This makes playing as China a real pain in the ass sometimes.

>>381838053
I read dialogue with no voice actung out loud in voices that suit the characters.
Yes, including girls.
and suprisingly, it has help me keep my range as my voice developed.

>>381838053
Whenever I replay a game I know really well like the PS1 Spyro and Crash games, it always has to be a 100% run.

>>381838053
If I come to a split path or decision, I constantly think of the path I didn't take after I make the decision. It stresses me out, weirdly enough.

It's why I like my games so linear.

>>381845005
>social link rank up!

I like to think up imaginary news reports when I'm playing games like Grand Theft Auto, Sleeping Dogs, Just Cause, etc. that detail the madness I get into from another perspective. It adds a weird layer of humanity to the game.

Particularly in games like Just Cause I like to think of the news casts as them covering the events as though it were an invasion of the setting of the game.

I only play Darkest Dungeon with one of each class, color set 1, and with their canon names.

>>381863574
I do this in every battlefield game. There is no french issued side arm and playing italy is suffering.

>>381864038
You ever listened to these?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcf-zQ8lSFA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpODcXeOqII
You could compare your news stories to theirs, and see the difference in thought processes or some shit like that

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Back when I played pokemon sapphire I used to pretend I was dating Winona and I would always save the game in her gym standing next to her imagining we were holding hands
Also, in the same game I had about 6 full storage boxes of Pichu, a few of which I got to level 100.

>>381845005
I really do this anymore, but I remember back in winter 2011, I often had to walk home at night because I went to uni back then, and I had the Deus Ex: Human Revolution OST in my head every time I went out. I still haven't gotten around to playing that game, I just listened to the soundtrack because other people on /v/ liked it so much.

>>381843185
>toons

Retard alert!

I lean and turn my head with the camera in games.
Several times I've gotten a sore neck from looking up at a game at parts where I have to face the camera up.

>>381864414
I didn't really do the comparison thing, but I really appreciated the news reports in GTA V.
Can't imagine how much that added to the voice acting budget, but considering GTA V made more money than I could comprehend I'm sure it was worth it.

>>381864691
What if the camera did a 360 degree rotation?

>>381864691
>>381864998
RIP

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>>381843936
This. Whenever I'm bored or doing something in the background, I just jump around like an idiot.

>>381864723
Same, they really fleshed out the worlds they're from. One little detail I really liked about IV's news reports is that there's one anchor from them, Mike Whitely, who is voiced by the longtime anchor of the 1010 WINS radio station in NYC, John Montone. It really added to my immersion.

>>381864691
I do something similar, I tilt my body when I turn in racing games.
I've been doing it ever since I was a kid playing Mario Kart 64.

>>381843584
This

>>381843936
I'm pretty sure that's from WoW.

>>381838053
I move my body/head when i throw nades in games

Role playing is fun. People with autism usually have poor imagination, so immersing yourself like that is fine. Most genres you play today are heavily inspired by pen and paper RPGs.

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I used to kill the desert sorceresses in dark souls 2 and then take out the binoculars and masturbate to them, with luck their bodies would also get stuck in walls and such so that I would get to see them from new and exciting angles.

>Game is one where anything you have equipped is in the cutscene
>If I saved not to much before I restart, change clothes to characters normal clothes, like Link's green tunic, and play again

>>381839757
This. God bless Xenoblade's collectopedia log.

>>381865379
You weren't the only one that got aroused by them.

>>381865379
>tfw they clip into the wall and you have a Cask of Amontillado fetish

>Far Cry, any of them
>I love getting perfects on bases, no alarms, preferably all snipes
>Get so into it
>Crouch
>Lower my head a bit IRL
>Click analog stick to hold breath
>Hold breath IRL

>>381853285
No fucking way, you fucking freak of nature

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>Face camera toward the sky
>Solar glare from sun
>Squint IRL

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>>381843284
Kek'd

I have "completed" Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor three times without beating the final boss once (by which I mean I've branded every single warchief and captain in every area of the world and completed every mission except for the final one)

I love the game and look forward to the sequel, but after hearing that the boss is just a QTE I couldn't bring myself to ruin it.

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>>381843504
You need to suicide you abomination

I don't think you guys actually understand autism. Autism would be shit like spending hours sorting and resorting your pokemon PC boxes, making them hold items based on alphabetal order or releasing pokemon that contain the color yellow because it makes you uncomfortable etc.

Can't beat story mode without 100% everything else first
Well, most of the time, definitely every second play through

>>381866219
That's real Autism™, yes. This is a lighthearted thread about Aut Lite™

>>381866219
>OCD is the only kind of autism
Well meme'd

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> game has interactive doors that open or close
>Always close door to avoid getting spooped on

When playing shooters like CoD or something, I only use weapons that belong to whoever I'm playing as
So if I'm playing as the Germans I only use the German weapons, Americans only American weapons, etc

>Killing unique named character in Fallout
>Has to drag the body and place it in a less awkward position
>Any limbs that get blown off are placed close to where they should be

>>381866530
99% of posts in here are either roleplaying, light OCD or simply being perverted.

>>381866634
Your post reminded me of the game Warhammer 40K: Fire Warrior, which is a FPS with a two weapon limit, and you must keep a Tau Empire weapon with you at all times, severely limiting your choices.

>>381845305

Oh yeah? I got you beat.

For the last 7 years, every time I complete a video game (or get through as much content that I believe the game has been fully experienced), I write a full on review in notepad, talking about the game, what it's about, and finally I rate it. I do all of this pretending that this will be posted on a website (which it isn't) and that there is an audience that I talk to that not only actually reads it, but reads all of the articles I've written in order, making appropriate call backs to earlier written reviews on the "site".

I usually try to kill every friendly NPC in a game.

>>381866695
I mostly do unarmed runs, and I "aid the decomposition process" by punching people until they pop and are as thoroughly converted into chunks as possible.

>>381867164
Upload one now

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>>381867273

Spoiler: The further back you go, the shittier the writing gets.

In RPGs I position my characters based on how close they are to the protagonist, friendship wise.
I make up detailed back stories for my characters in games like FFXIV and Etrain Odyssey.

>>381867389
Well now you gotta show us 2009.

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>>381867389
>Life is Strange
I NEED TO SEE IT

>>381867389
At least you write about a lot of topics. I
>>381844820
just write shit about GTA.

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>>381867549
I warn you. These were written when I was at the shittiest of my writing talents and I think some of them were still riding off of the AVGN high going on at the time. I also didn't have the "standards", so honestly it could be all over the place.

>>381867643
https://pastebin.com/03gynqE5

>>381866228
You must have hated FFX-2.

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>>381838053
Haven't read the thread but I'm guessing many of mine have already been said.

>slowly walk instead of run in survival horror games whenever there's no need to run, solely for the sake of immersion
>slowly walk in other games sometimes like the Batman: Arkham series unless I actually need to hurry or I'm just impatient
>if I'm playing a game where you can ride a horse, sometimes do this exact thing while riding it (that part of the Last of Us where you rode that horse around that college campus was so fucking good)
>whenever I have teammates fighting with me, I always try to make sure they're healed up and think of them almost like they're real
>always reload if I have even spent so much as a couple of bullets in a clip (and since I have minor OCD, finding more ammo so that I have the maximum amount of ammo for my guns is such a great fucking feel)
>do a shit ton of prep for enemy or boss encounters that might be hard, stocking up on healing items, ammo, etc., even practice a bit before I get to the encounter; sometimes I find out that I prepped way too much and it turns out being really easy
>speaking of, in fighting games and Smash, I practice a shit ton for days or even weeks before ever going in ranked mode, or fighting people online, because I want to make sure I'm absolutely ready (it's partially because of this that I still haven't gone to a single irl tournament yet)
>also in shooters, if I fire my gun and an AI ally walks in front of me, making me shoot them accidentally, I'll feel really guilty, like I were in an actual battle zone irl and accidentally shot my squad mate or something; additionally, if I run out in front of my allies while they're shooting something, I'll feel really dumb and incompetent, like I could've avoided friendly fire

Also, I save like a motherfucker in any game that has manual save.

>>381838053

I sometimes slow walk through cities and villages in singleplayer games.
I sometimes slow walk away after defeating someone in PvP

>>381867978
that was nice to read but a little bit bland

>>381868972
Well it is a review; he has to at least try to sound objective

>>381868801
Samefag here, I also do >>381845305 or I talk out loud like I'm streaming or making a Let's Play, even though I'm not. I do plan on buying recording equipment one day and doing just that but for now, I'm just that autist who talks and laughs to himself while playing vidya and pretending like I have an audience when I really don't.

>>381839757
This.

Only use/wear something if it looks cool, even if it's the most powerful item in the game I can't use it unless it looks nice.

>>381868972

Parts of this >>381869036 to be sure, but most of it is just because I don't really have a good outlet to talk about my opinions on video games in general, and usually when I do want to talk about a video game even on /v/, it's way past the sell-by date on interesting discussion.

Though I was pleasantly surprised that a lot of people shared my opinion about the ending in recent Life is Strange threads I've seen.

I'm trying to think of a review I think would be objectively interesting to an average reader and also not the length of a goddamn novel, but I don't think I tend to have any thought-provoking opinions about games until far after I've written the review.

>>381868972

Oh, and if you're looking for something autistically bad, go back to the earlier years.

>>381869289
Also, back in halo 3 whenever I got a trooper added to my squad, I'd make sure they didn't die, and would restart from the checkpoint if one did

>>381869345
I think it's neat that you have the drive to actually get your opinion down in words somewhere at all. I just let my unspoken reviews fester in my head while I'm daydreaming at work until they're gone.

I only highlight 1 objective/quest at a time even if the game allows you to track multiple missions/quests

>>381839757
I do this in every game

>See fire
>See if I can stand in it

>>381847794
I mean I'm sure you make for a great pet owner or parent or whatever, but damn dude it's okay to ease up and have more fun with it. It's just fiction, embrace the escapism

>I watch all the credits even if its skippable

God help me

>>381852336
Autism or not that actually sounds chill as fuck.

>>381838053
I play video games for the sole purpose of enjoyment.

>>381870128
I always do this just in case you get some cool reward or if there's some cool thing in the credits.

Sometimes games literally have credits that are over 20 minutes long.

I never sleep in-game due to my severe somniphobia.

i like to set the day cloudy or rainy and drive all around vinewood in GTAV. I stayed in LA for a while and enjoy my time driving around and go to every area and take a walk, specially at night. GTAV for me is my way to visit LA and sometimes take picture of angles of buildings or houses i find interesting although i wont be able to enter bars and restaurants in GTAV but i don't know, I feel nostalgic, that's all

I've played Bioshock 2 enough that I only use the drill, telekinesis, and security command for bot friends. Started by just trying to hoard as much money as possible by not using guns, and now that's all I use.

In Nioh I make sure to clear the level of all enemies and find all kodamas before seriously attempting to take on the boss. Its stupid because the enemies respawn anyway if I die to the boss but I like the feeling of completition I get walking around in an empty level even for a while.
If I stumble into the boss arena before clearing the level, I just study the bosses moveset for a bit and then intentionally let myself get killed so that I can go clear the level and come back.

>>381843504
You ever play the witcher 3? Basic movement is really clunky because they wanted movement to look super realistic. You'd probably like it

>>381864451
Wow

>>381842532
>in town
>everyone is walking
>"shit I need to blend in"
>slow to a walk until I'm out of town

>>381838053
I used to reload saves when NPCs or party members don't look at me in dialogues.

>>381870404
I remember beating Assassins Creed: Brotherhood and you couldn't skip the credits. I waited for like 10 mins for it to finish, took to fucking long. So I changed the channel and watched an episode of a cartoon. I tuned back in just in time to hear the post credits dialogue.

Changed my attire to blend in when I was in Oblivion cities.

>>381838053
I only walk in Skyrim no fast travel or carts, I installed a mod which makes your stamina only increase when standing still of sitting so you get a few seconds of sprint and that's it. It also makes fighting hard as balls. I had a mod where it actually drained if you were running then hurt you but that crashes the game since it's really outdated.

>>381842658
/k/ is the board made for you fellow gun autist. I do that too, even in real life while dry firing weapons or shooting bb guns or airsoft ones when I was a kid.

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I collected 999 lives in Super Mario World because it was calming to my literally autistic brain. I didn't even play shit like RPGs back then somehow, like things you would actually consider grinding if you were a normal person.

Nowadays I just do things like stay in a particular area in a videogame to take in the aesthetics, scenery and music so I feel like I'm part of the world. BotW was fun for this and especially the Animal Crossing series.

I'm playing Digimon World Next Order and I fantasize about having my Digimons in real life. So I imagine they're with me, or I imagine them fighting other giant Digimon.

K maybe I'm still really autistic...But I hate grinding that's some progress.

>>381838053
I have to do a running jump even if it isn't necessary. I never noticed it either until someone pointed it out but in every platformer I have to do this. And this >>381860747

>want to explore the map in a game made where exploring the map is the last thing you want to do
I'd pay to explore goddammit

>collect everything, absolutely everything
>never use any item
>sell pretty much everything
>become rich
>don't do anything with my money

I grinded 999,999 rupees in BotW by killing stone taluses repeatedly. Now I can't buy anything because I'm afraid of the counter going down even though I have shit-tons to sell.

>>381839816
I do this too.
I even take off armor and equip robes in Morrowind and Oblivion.
Sheathe weapons.
Dispel spells on me.
Dont take stuff from crates in a town.

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>close all doors in any rpg after i enter/leave
>hesitate for 10 mins when trying to test "bad" choices

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>>381843280

>>381838053
>when the autism leaks into reality
I think out loud like the characters from heavy rain after playing it for so long

I do nearly everything posted in this thread. (AQ=35)

I refuse to reload a save state to achieve another ending. I'll always do NG+ even if it means going through several playthroughs for all of them.

>>381843417
I want newfags to leave.

People have been calling their wow characters "toons" for a goddamn decade

Anyone assblasted by the word is obviously revealing the fact they never even played the game

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while playing Super Metroid, I time my shots at the boss statue to make it look like my shots are deactivating them, and in the mother brain fight when her body die I time a perfect screw attack through her to look like one of those samurai/anime endings.

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>plant c4
>hold up mouse pretending it's the detonator

>>381870128

I'm sure you won't, but never play Mighty No. 9.

>>381838053
I roleplay blending in on quests where you need to follow someone, so I'll not only keep my distance but like turn to market stalls or stand in front of doors facing away from the NPC or keeping them just within my FOV. Because it's fun.

>>381878790
srsly who tf doesnt know this? 13 years that game has been out. alts etc are toons. it's synonymous

>>381838053
I usually stick with the first range weapon available in the game.
Going through FPS with pistol can be nice