The five reasons people love this game so much.
1. Pimp Daddy Bowser
2. "Jump up, Super Star!"
3. Harriet
4. Body-snatching
5. "I'M THE MUTHAFUCKING TEE REX!!"
6. bing bing wahhoo #87
>>381826903
The five reasons people love this game so much.
1. BING
2. BING
3. WAHOO
4. YIPPEE
5. MARIO
>>381826903
1. Here we go
2. Off the rails
3. Don't you know
4. It's time to raise our sails
5. It's freedom like you never knew
>>381826903
And canonical parallel universes
>>381828170
YOU KNOW A CAPTAIN NEEDS A CREW
>>381828840
EITHER WORK OR GET THE SHOE
6. The gameplay looks good
7. Now fuck off
>>381828170
8 more reasons
1. Odyssey, ya see
2. Odyssey, ya see
3. Odyssey, ya see
4. Odyssey, ya see
5. Odyssey, ya see
6. Odyssey, ya see
7. Odyssey, ya see
8. Odyssey, Odyssey
>>381829232
BRAVE WIDE WACKY WORLD
Bing bing, bing bing... Bing bing, bing wahoo... Boy am I tired of you boring sony niggers and your boring nigger nigger insults, take a hike you fucking losers. Mario is art and just because you can't understand that (the only games you porch monkeys have are cinematic messes and rip offs of our games) doesn't mean you should come into our threads and start bing binging like the fucking crazy frog you crazy monkey. Now get out of out thread before I make you slaves (again).