There is literally no good reason not to join the Stormcloaks

shit questline

>>381816749
well if you consider not wanting to be a Thalmore puppet not a valid reason then yea....

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Imperials tried to cut my head off

I'd have to be the biggest cuck on the planet to turn around and side with them

>Muh politics
>Muh Altmer
>Muh possible outcomes

Don't care. They fucked with the wrong Dragonborn

>>381816749
skyrim belongs to mer get out snowniggers

>>381816749
The Stormcloaks make a shit government. The Empire are a bunch of weak jew globalist faggots and need to die already (ONLY FUCKING 20% OF THE CYRODIIL POPULATION IS NIBENESE/COLOVIAN).
Each province needs to have sovereignty again. BRING BACK THE YSGRAMOR LINE.

>>381816869
/thread

>>381816749
Skyrim is a shitty game and i rather not play it at all.

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>>381816749
Well...It depends. If you want a stable economy, go with the Empire. If you want independence go with Stormcloaks.

I mean, does anyone seriously think Skyrim would have a decent economy if it lost contact with Empire/Thalmor trading markets?

>>381816749
>Majority Nord population
>Lets in any refugees who waltz in from the Ashlands
>No centralized government, multiple municipalities that all have to answer to the government of a foreign nation that has historically been their enemy
SKYRIM YES

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>>381816749
To be fair, most of the Bretons are Reachmen.

>>381817692
The economy would go to shit instantly. So would the Empire's since the only other Imperial province is High Rock and they would have to go through Hammerfell or Skyrim and no way that's happening after the war.
And Morrowind doesn't count since they have always been an Imperial province in name only.

Skyrim belongs to the Dwemer. Faggot nord savages need to leave.

>>381818013
WE

>>381817930
Yeah, so Skyrim would basically lose trading privileges with Morrowind, High Rock, Hammerfell and Cyrodill, along with Summerset Isles. It'd be almost like an isolationist country then, and it would have to be self-sufficient

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>>381816749
yes, good goyim, join the Stormcloaks and destroy the Empire, ensuring that no one can stand against us and that our puppet controls you

As in real life, snowniggers yet again try and destroy glorious empire

I'd unironically join the Thalmor to be honest.
Their plan seems solid and they're /fa/ as fuck.
>m-muh all elves are faggots
kys

>>381818910
listen here you knife-eared piece of shit

>>381818446
They might still trade with Hammerfell, but even then it would be hard since they would have to go through a bunch of mountains and deserts to reach the main cities. And being a self-sufficient country after a Civil War and dragon attacks is going to be really fucking hard. Not to mention that the Stormcloak military is shit-tier.
So Skyrim is fucked basically.

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>>381818087
Are smarter, more creative, and more imaginative. We made machines that still work autonumously thousands of years later. We built great cities, one of which is even in use today by you savages. We are simply better than you.

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>>381818910
>Destroying all of reality
>Their plan seems solid
>DESTROYING ALL OF REALITY

>>381818910
>Their plan seems solid
They want to blow up the entire world what the hell

>>381819013
The nords are a race of cucks whose most prominent figure wasn't even a Nord.
They're famous for being niggers that despite being one of the first settlers of Tamriel failed to build anything worthwhile.

Meanwhile Altmer have an ethnostate, contributed plenty of culture, arts and magic to the Empire, hate the daedra and are fervent Auriel supporters, and want to undo reality because it was literally made out of a ruse.

>>381819174
>>381819132
A world and reality that was imposed unto everyone because one retard decided to ruin everything for God knows what reason.

>allowing foreign agents to build bases on your soil and harass your citizens for worshiping your emporer-god
Honestly, did the emperor take the first fucking deal the Aldmeri offered him?
The Aldmer were exhausted and wanted peace too right? They wouldn't have offered a peace deal in the first place otherwise.

It's like the Aldmeri came in with a huge list of demands expecting it to be cut down to a few territory concessions, as is standard and the Empire said yes to it all no questions asked.

>>381819049
>Forced themselves out of existence just to give other races a chance

Too good for this plane.

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>>381819132
>implying destroying all of reality is a bad thing

>>381819049
>smarter
You idiots managed to fuck up your main project and poof yourselves out of reality so good job I guess.

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>>381816749
yfw this is like modern day America

>>381819262
Tamriel is literally the entire point of the Dream and you want to fuck it up so you can go back to floating around in space as """"""gods"""""".
THIS ISN'T WHAT ANU WOULD HAVE WANTED

>>381819267
Talos is a false god anyway.

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>>381819338
t-thicc

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>>381819274
Hah, good joke. No, we did that because your mere presence were making us dumber. Of course, even a million years around you wouldn't bring us down to your level, but it was easier to just leave and focus on more interesting matters.

I thought only Altmer and Redguards thought of reality as a burden, are there any other races who's religion as the destruction of mundus as a stated goal?

>>381819490
>ur hur chim makes it a false god
I bet you think the Yokudan pantheon isn't a real thing.

>>381817692
>If you want independence go with Stormcloaks.
Is it a joke?
Do you think thalmor literally supply their army just because they honestly want to help?
No they would came to destroy tower as soon as empire would be booted from province

>>381819460
>Tamriel is literally the entire point of the Dream
There's no point to the Dream or to existence.
Tamriel is shitty.
I want to float back in space again.

>>381819626
then the empire would use that opportunity to attack the thalmor

>>381819559
Redguards don't think of it as a burden, they just don't give a shit. Closest thing to the Thalmor ideal is the Dwemer since they wanted to escape the Dream.

>>381819758
Yeah the Empire and their entire army of 30 people.

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>>381819323
>fuck up
That was entirely intentional, I assure you.

>b-b-b-b-but a united """empire""" is the only way to defeat the thalmor
meanwhile the KANGZ in hammerfell fucked off from the memepire immediately and have been blowing the fuck out of the kike elves ever since and the emperor couldn't do shit about it except become increasingly booty bothered before canonically getting assassinated by the dragonborn. sad! the fact that they have so much trouble taking over a handful of snowniggers in mud huts just proves that what's left of the memepire isn't going to do shit no matter what happens and the thalmor machine will keep mowing down every white gold concordat cuck

the entire empire is proof that whitebois forgot how to fight just like in real life

>>381819338
>>>/r/the_donald

>>381820084
>blowing the fuck out of the kike elves
If by "blowing the fuck out" you mean defeating their leftover regiment with their whole army + commando Empire squads after burning to the ground the southern part of the country , fucking up their economy sure, "blowing the fuck out".

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>>381819872
So how does it feel to be trapped in a time-fucking Evangelion for eternity?

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>>381819595
There is only one thing I believe in.

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>>381820403
Better than sharing a contintent with nords.

>>381820782
>dwemer
>dark skin
That's not how it works.

>>381820782
>tumblr nose

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>>381820909
>>381821108
This is an artists rendition, since we didn't bring any cameras. The skin is due to the tie-fucking evangelion being very, very cold.

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>>381820254
na they are cucks m8