>mfw I bought Nekopara Vol.2 Will this help me talk

>>381804902
Nope. You need to stop fapping for 1 month to be at least interesting for grils, and Nekopara wont help you with it.

>>381804902
Exact opposite.

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>>381805006
But I'm still uninteresting, I only like stuff that most grills would despise. Plus shallow as fuck boi.

>>381804902
Yes

>>381805664
just b yourself

>>381804902
No
Go >>>/fit/

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>>381806696
Thanks for nothing anon.

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>>381806784
>/fit/
>knowing how to talk to girls

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>>381806850
here's a better advice then

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>>381806784
>/fit/
>being interested in girls

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>>381804902
just bee urself

>>381806992
Getting muscles always help
Builds confidence

>>381804902
if anything it will make it worse

>>381804902
>weebshit
>helping with women
Holy shit anon, get fucking /fit/ and get some confidence, animeshit is only hurting you talk to women.

>>381806992
They don't even need to talk. Just flex, and all the girls go wild for their one incher filled with steroids.

Respect for anyone who's not a steroid fag.

>>381807375
God her scene was hot. Maybe it was because of all the bullying.
The threesome with her and Coconut in Vol.3 was great too.

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>>381807375
>baby bakery

Does Nekopara 0 contain any fucking?

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>>381804902
Why do you care?
Who the fuck wants to talk to girls anymore, it's 2017.

>>381807905
no

>>381807905
Nope. Just /e/shit and comfy cat times, but no H.

>buying a VN

>>381807905
Nope. There's no ero at all, hence no patches. It's just a short day-in-the-life story of the cats.

I don't like the h-stuff in these games at all. I had the lewd patch for vol 1, but I ended up skipping through all the sex scenes. It just felt wrong to have sex with the cat girls, because it felt like they were my daughters. Not arousing in the slightest.

Anyone else?

>>381807375
I unironically get extremely turned on by stupid euphemisms like that

>>381808000
>>381808029
>>381808215
Glad I didn't bought 0. What other games beside Nekopara has great H?

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>>381804902
Honestly, yea. I got my gf from joking about Nekopara on a discord server we both frequented to play assfaggots.

I mean, she's into the fantasy of wearing a cat collar and calling me master all the time but it was an interesting ice breaker.

>>381808225
You could just turn off the H in the settings you know.

>>381808324
Lots. You know how to read Japanese?

Why would any body want to talk to girls?.

>>381808535
Unfortunately I am a filthy EOPs

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>>381808460
>on a discord server
How feminine is her penis, anon?

>Start Nekopara Vol 3
>A 40 minute long threesome scene with Vanilla and Chocola pretty much 15 minutes in

My body was not prepared.

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>>381808225
None whatsoever.
It helps that Shigure is slowly conditioning Cashew into thinking that fucking his family is perfectly acceptable, so that we finally get some imouto action in Vol.4.

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>>381804902
>baby's first eroge
That low quality shit won't get you near any woman, try this, you'll become a man in no time and girls will be all over you.

https://vndb.org/v18795

>>381808324
Neko-NIN has more ero catgirls.

I prefer VN with adult heroine. No loli or imoutos shit. More like Nee-san and cakes. Any EOP vn for me?

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>>381808460
Following this up with interesting food for thought - if a girl dislikes your weeb side then why even bother? I find it impossible to be attracted to a girl who doesn't have overlapping interests, or at least is degenerate enough to be understanding even if it isn't her cup of tea. Why are you going for normie girls? They're boring. Get a gf who will co-op Shovel Knight with you and then willingly and happily cook you sinner because she likes serving her master.

Hint: Go for the Asian chicks. Any and all white girls you find like this will inevitably be into it only because they are fat or unattractive and need a redeeming quality, so they'd essentially be faking it. The quiet and timid girls are almost always kinky and want to serve, from my anecdotal experience.

>>381809217
>Go for the Asian chicks
I don't want my son to end up being a pathetic hapa male.

>You can get all of the games including 0 for $20 on steam during the sale
Nice. Going to pick these up. Disappointing there's no "routes", but I'll deal.

>>381809584
Don't forget to grab the 18+ patches from somewhere.

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>>381809340
>Wanting to have kids
Anon...

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>>381807375
>>381807876

>>381810112
Have fun literally failing at life

>>381810243
Ponos is vagooo

>>381807235
Yeah, you should really go to fit

>>381810534
>Implying

Well its not like having kids will give you crippling depression, but its neither a failure not have them. Thing is, more financially secure you are the easier it is to have a kawaii daughter.

>>381810112
I like the idea of continuing my genetic lineage.

But I think my main reason is that I feel like I need something to protect and take care of to not feel empty. It doesn't necessarily need to be a child. Could be a not so independent girl too. I thought I had one but then she told me she was actually a guy. Still loves me but I'm no homo.

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>>381808225
>not fucking your daughterus
Gays not welcome

>>381808775
Well they had to spread out 5 H scenes, all of which are more or less equal length except for 1.
Honestly though, Maple and Cinnamon's scenes were kinda weak, but Maple ended up becoming my favourite cat besides Vanilla because of how vanilla her parts were.

Stop being feels fags and talk about catgirls

>>381807079
This nigga gets it.

>>381811207
>not posting source to your crops

>>381809879
of course. Hopefully there's some english uncensored ones.

>>381811207

Source you nigger.

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>>381811127
>I like the idea of continuing my genetic lineage.

Have fun hoping your child thinks the same. It's eventually going to hit a dead end where none of your descendants procreate.

Your best chance is to make a SHITTON of babies, but then your entire life is wasted on changing diapers and those genetics will wash out in a couple of generations anyway.

>yfw nekopara and all of its dialogue/art were made by a chinese married weeb woman

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>>381811735
>>381814924
https://exhentai.org/g/913760/029243ae08/

You can also check out a story about a guy fucking the island full of his daughterus https://exhentai.org/g/1048614/489d382bfd/

>>381807748
>The threesome with her and Coconut in Vol.3 was great too.
Oh fuck, really? I was going to skip V3 because I hate Maple and Cinnamon, but those two are waifu material.

>>381804902
Yes but what age are we talking about?

>>381815629
Rabi Ribi was made by some European weeb too, apparently.

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>>381816048

Thank you very much my dude.

I was just starting to manually sift through exhentai.

So do I skip all the filler and go directly to the h scenes or does the filler add to it? It took me 2-3 hours to get past the fluff before the first h-scene in the first volume.

>>381804902
when am i gonna fug the sister?

>Have to purchase an official patch for the h scenes
What the hell is this level of jewry?

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>>381816507

I'm interested in this series. Are the girls human girls or cats? Or do they live in a world where there are actual catgirls running around?
Also can I get my lewd on in the Steam version? How'd that work? I doubt I'd see stuff like >>381807375
in the vanilla game?
Thirdly, how do I hide this game from my RL friends. We're not quite normies but they shall never know that I know the eldritch truth of 2D > 3D

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>>381816072
>I hate Maple

>>381816072
Well you still might because Maple and Cinnamon have three scenes, one yuri and two threesomes, and honestly they're not as great. Still, Maple ends up benefiting the most at the end and she ends up being a great character. She could also potentially rival Chocola in terms of her love for Cashew. Cinnamon more or less stays the same and doesn't get a huge focus. Volume 3 is pretty much the adventures of Cashew and Maple plus that one slutty cat. Even so, Vol.3 is probably the best one because it cuts a lot of the melodrama short and focuses more on Maple's and Cashew's growth as a person.

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>>381816507
wait a sec is that true? I only followed this game when vol 1 came out and that patch was free

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>>381817157
They are cat girls, created through some freakish genetic engineering that everyone thought was awesome so they kept making them.
So much so that there are strays.

As for lewd, it's censored normally, but there is an easy to apply decensor patch.

And No 3. Man up pussy.
Honestly, you'd be surprised how fast people back down when you answer with full confidence that you are playing a game like that if they try to go in to tease you.
And even better, you can start giving them a play by play and they'll be the ones who get sheepish about it all and you can tease them.

>>381816048
God, those two doujins were great.

Can you play vol1 on your phone?

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>>381817636
>spoiler
Yeah I can actually imagine it go down that way. Thanks for the reply, might really pick up the games

>>381817543
wtf are you on about nigger
the h patches for nekopara 1 and 2 were always 10$

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>>381817332
>plus that one slutty cat
Cinnamon is canon best cat since she's based on Sayori's own scottish fold.

Ironic weebs garbage series.

>>381817828
if you really want to hide yourself playing it you could always download it and then turn steam into offline mode.

>>381817543
The H patches always costed money. If you bought it on steam, since they cut the H, it only costed like 10 bucks since normally the game costs 20 with the H scenes if you buy it directly from denpa.
Of course, that doesn't stop people from distributing the patch for free, and it doesn't stop now.

HOl up so the only way to play the game uncensored is to buy some patch from a 3rd party website?

LMAO dropped like if your first born's a retarded baby in order to get rid of it

>>381818141
that'd be neptunia
we just want to fuck cute catgirls

>>381818271
Both appeal to the same ironic normalfags weebs type of people.

where are the nekopara rape and NTR doujins
is this series small time in japan?

>>381804902
>Buying censored games
>Buying Sekai-Project games
How does it feel to be part of the problem?

>>381817934
I can't stand that her ears blend so easily into her hair

>>381805664
the trick is to get them to open up. The less you talk about yourself the better. Nobody likes listening to others shit, they all want to talk about their own shit

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yfw the sluttiest cat is based on Sayori's actual real life cat
I bet she makes it lick her pussy

>>381818228
obviously it's a visual novel on steam, they're not allowed to contain any sexual content.
by default.
which means it's fine if it's a patch.

it's fairly priced either way and you can just give sayori some money by buying it on steam and then pirating the patch, like most of us

>>381818332
personally I can't stand neptunia because it tries to be more than a glorified visual novel
it's disgusting

this is just a visual novel about you fucking catgirls.

neptunia is as bad as tales of, while this is simple fun

you probably hate fun anyway

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>>381818413
They don't care.

>>381818359
Please do not bring that filth in here you sub-human.

That's all fine and dandy but does the game features this?

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=954189134

>>381818578
there's just something about nekopara where i want to see the catgirls dominated,
violated, and unhappy

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>>381808893
>Blowjob duck face
>Cunnilingus
>Footjob

>>381818771
Sort your life out m8.

>>381818771
it's called being a submissive cuck

>>381804902
No, only catgirls
pick up a copy of amagami or love plus if you wanna practice talking to girls

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>>381818438
That's kinda the whole scottish fold thing though.

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Play the better animal girl VN instead

>>381819069
I cant stand that art desu

>>381819069
imma check it out anon, looks nice

>>381819265
why not

>>381819069
Can you fuck them?

Are any of the lolis particularly powerful?

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>>381818513
There needs to be more real life cats in maid outfits.

>>381819069
>no end with that big dog
>one of 2 endings is you literally being cucked by ugly loli (old)
>go buy some lightbulbs
No thanks
I forgot, can you even fuck that big dog or she only fucks shotashit?

>>381819069
>>381819365

>>381819351
No

>>381819337
For one the eyes on the right are way off. And i hate being able to tell that the eyes mere obviously drawn last. Bad faces really ruin it for me even if the rest are solid, which it looks like

tsdr autism

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>>381818513
>apron on the back

>>381819524
Can you watch them fuck eachother?

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>>381819351
Yes

>>381819069
COME ON BAYBEE

>>381819691
Why would you even want that?
No

>>381819691
Yes, ignore the anon that keeps saying no, just check the tags on vndb

>>381818513
Someone post that Japanese company that makes samurai armor for pets.

>>381819910
>Sex in Public Places
>Masturbation
>Shota Support Character
>High Sexual Content
Hot

>>381808225
>He doesn't want to fuck his daughters
???

>>381820234
He's sick anon. Leave him be.

is it better to buy directly from depansoft or from steam

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>>381820174
Don't forget the age difference yuri, you get to watch this loli get eaten out by her pet cat

>>381820804
I need this right now.

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>>381819387

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>>381820857

>>381804902

is adult content also included in?

>>381821385
No and finding the free uncut patch will require some search.

>>381820968
F U R I S U B I
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>>381807732
>implying anyone actually lifts on /fit/ other than /fraud/ and /plg/

Anyone know where I can find a set of all the h scenes from this series?

>>381817636
It should be mentioned that the "decensor patch" only restores the H-scenes. It doesn't actually remove the mosaics. There is no way to do that unfortunately. Had there been no mosaics the games would be one of the best ever to fap to.

>>381821989
Seriously m8? https://exhentai.org/

>>381822214
It just shows a picture of a sad panda??

>>381822401
Just what I expect from a Nekopara thread.

>>381822401
>>381821989
(You)

>Check this shit out because you fucks always talk about it
>Shit premise, shit story, shit dialogue, shit characters
>The ero scenes are alright in terms of quality, but not content, mosaic censorship

This is the kind of game you just skip and grab a torrent of the CG's, if that since it's all vanilla, heavily censored shit.

whybother/10

>>381822498
>>381822658
My work here is done.

I recently got all three of the games and I have really enjoyed the story so far. I'm on the third one currently and Maple just got her small band going with cinnamon. I'm having a hard time picking which is my favorite, but I love the type of cat that coconut is based on, so she might be first

>>381822868
>all three
You mean 4. 0 still counts.

>>381823178
Right, I guess I didn't see 0 on the store. I'll have to go look later.
Volume 4 when?

>>381805664
>>381806850
You just have to be more confident dude. :)

Why do you fucking weebs care so much about 3DPD?

>>381823303
Winter.
Which is usually the placeholder season but who know.

>>381823548
I'm looking forward to it. The only issue I have with the series is the author seems to like to pair up two girls and keep them that way. I guess it's because these three volumes introduce two new ones at a time, so hopefully the fourth mixes it up. Also, more water sports please

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>girl at coffee shop I've had a crush on for like over half a year
>she's generally speaking nice to me
>always short small talk chat when she makes my drink
>been thinking of how to break the ice for some time
>brain goes blank everytime

What do I do anons? How could I break the ice and not look like a retard?

>>381816048
>https://exhentai.org
Is exhentai a fucking meme

all I get is a sad panda, shit is BEYOND retarded. post the nhentai link.

>>381823862
Just pay with your benis.

>>381823862
Ask for a hangout

>>381823303
Probably not for a while. Sayori ended up working herself sick before the release of 3 so probably not something to rush right back into. Plus, the OAV will keep interest in the series going in the mean time.

>>381823943
Take your (You) and go away.

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the fuck is this thread

>>381823862
You need to be careful, because she could just be a friendly person. It's part of her job after all. I did that once with a bank teller and she led me on for like a month with "oh I can't I'm busy" until I just said fuck it and stopped trying.
>>381823993
Yeah that sucks. I'd rather wait and have her not get sick for sure

>>381805006
Painkillers will help with that. I haven't fapped in 3 months

>>381823967
You have no idea how much I want to anon. She has a god tier ass but she also seems to have a pretty good personality as well.

>>381823983
you think so? I'm always worried that if I did that she would end up bringing someone else which is pretty much dating death.

I sure love /soc/ tier threads where people have to blog about their life.

>>381820968
>>381820804
>>381820857

if i get this from erogedownload am I going to get a virus??

>>381824196
Yeah I was thinking of that too. Nothing depresses me more then someone who's just nice to you because it's the SOP. Especially when not many people are nice to you at all.

>>381824412
I'm currently downloading from The Pirate Bay, never heard of erogedownload.

>>381824412
No but enjoy your long ass download. try this instead
https://sukebei.pantsu.cat/view/181382

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>Sayori will never do art for other stuff again
RIP

>>381824412
>erogedownload
Seriously don't understand how people use that shit.

>>381805006
>nofap
>not masturbating will give you superpowers
Are you stupid?

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>>381805006
>stop fapping

You know you got to be the stupidest son of a bitch I ever met.

>>381825338
stay low t, friend

>>381825151
"Superpowers" is a meme, but increased testosterone levels has many benefits. Plus if you're jerking off to porn every night, you will never care about finding/talking to actual women. It will never seem worth it the hassle.

>>381825903
>you will never care about finding/talking to actual women
No, that would be the crippling autism

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Better catgirl from a better game coming through

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>>381806784
>>>/fit/
>talking to girls

>Race of genetically engineered cats that are treated as literal second-class citizens with no rights, and whom are always at the mercy of their human masters
>need actual license (bell) just to go outside on their own
>can't get pregnant by humans, so they make perfect sex slaves
>age as fast as real cats, the catgirls in the main cast are all 1-2 years old
>all of this is treated as no big deal by the main cast

Pretty dark world under the cutesy visuals

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>>381808460
I'll take things that never happened for 100$ Jim

>>381824783
She literally did last year. It was the sequel to Boku to Koi Suru Ponkotsu Akuma.

So did they try to make some kind of superhuman mega soldier by splicing human and cat DNA? Why would they bother doing such a thing without a real good reason?

>>381827168
Getting into subhuman rights and such isn't cute. See Wanko; where you learn there's a law against forcing your pets to fuck you and how many owners induce heat on their pets specifically for that purpose.

>>381827358
>needing a good reason to genetically engineer catgirls for domestic purposes
How's that war on drugs going?

>>381827396
>>381827168
I thought I was the only square person in this planet that worried about this. NEKOPARA and Wanko are literally too grimdark to fap to.

>>381827168
>can't get pregnant by humans
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand dropped.

>Play though first game
>Sister is absolutely adorable, is dripping wet for her brother and has all the best lines ("I do hope there's a carrot to go along with this stick!")
>Play second game
>She's even worse, but now I can pet her
>She fucking purrs

Goddamn, when is the sister route gonna open up? She'll be the star of 4, won't she?

>>381827904
The beginning of Sylvie's story is about how she was bought for the specific purpose of being a breeding sow, and how she was essentially raped on a nightly basis attempting to induce pregnancy.

The character is also as dumb as a rock and that's really all she's good for.

>>381827904
>>381827168

Yeah, it's kinda messed up. But I actually appreciate how the girls are clearly still cats, not just decorated humans.

They run heavily off instincts, do all kinds of stupid things and really do need someone responsible looking after them. The bell is pretty much a driver's license.

So it's all good.

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>>381827965

>being so deluded you believed there were storylines in place for pregnancies and litters

>>381818465
This basically, but as a former wankstain that could not hold a conversation without it being about myself it is damn hard to learn how to ask the right questions and hold a convo without it turning into a session of 20 questions

This isn't advice for girls but just for making friends as well

>Talking to girls
>Not talking to cute boys instead.

>>381828518
>Implying boys can even compare

>>381828123
>Yeah, it's kinda messed up. But I actually appreciate how the girls are clearly still cats, not just decorated humans.

I agree. The series does a surprisingly good job at emphasizing that the catgirls are still cats at heart. It also helps that Chocola and Vanilla are the main girls, since they both continue to act the most cat-like through each game.

My girlfriend got made me it when I said the girls in this arn't cute. She thinks guys that like moe girls would make a good father or something.

>>381829164
Marry that girl anon.

>>381828610
Better than 3DPD girls. But 2D catgirls are better than both either way.

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>>381805006

>tfw stopped fapping
>tfw penis gets super hard whenever a grill even talks to me, now.

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Im good to go right?

>>381829752
good
chase that feeling
find girls to talk to and give you that feeling
talking to a woman *should* feel rewarding

Would the the nekopara ero version ever be uncensored? as in no mosaics?

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Coconut is canonically the best girl and those who disagree deserve to be catstrated.

>>381804902
Talking to girls is easy. Just don't be autistic.

>>381830124
Excellent taste.

>>381804902
Weeb porn game teaching you to talk to girls? How naive are you? This reeks of 12 year old.

Answer: no.

Do catgirls shit in litter boxes?

>>381829891
Yes.
And for posting in the wrong thread you BETTER be rolling for Tamamo Cat.

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>>381830350
Whoa dude fucking got him. OP's anus=REKT.

>>381825794
>niggers still falling for the nofap meme
hahahaha enjoy prostate cancer while chad gets to jerk off and fuck your oneitis, fag

>>381831246
>(((prostate cancer)))
enjoying your (((medically approved))) 21 orgasms a month?

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Anyone else feel like the hentai stuff came out of left field in vol 1? I knew it was a porn game. I specifically pirated the uncensored version. But it still surprised me.

I mean, the first 3 quarters of the game feel like a dad simulator. I was getting into the slice of life story of taking care of two daughter figures while trying to run a bakery. I'm pretty sure nutman specifically says at one point "they're like daughters to me."

And then the sex.

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>>381816048
>https://exhentai.org/g/1048614/489d382bfd/

>>381831386
((((Enjoying)))) things is not something you should be proud of, anon

>>381831484
shame it's a "turn the page" type VN with no real choices or consequences which makes sense I guess as otherwise you'd end up with a (proposed) mass effect clusterfuck of interweaving lines volume to volume.
Would certainly help with replayability though.

>>381831484
Well I mean, the heat thing was already touched on beforehand, and Shigure purposely left out the fact that you can treat a cat's heat without having to fuck it by doing exercises and shit.
I knew what I was getting into. It was just a matter of time.
Besides, we all know the whole point of the series is Shigure getting Cashew to think that having sex with your family is ok so she can get the pastry dick.

>>381831484
>>381832039
I always thought VN's are all about choices and different outcomes. When I first played on of them I was kinda confused by the lack of it.

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What happens when the cat-people race decide they don't want to be treated like second-class citizens? They're clearly capable of learning and have sentience.

>>381823943
there is a general on the h board anon, now go do your research

>>381823862
>I've known someone for half a year
>also they're a service sector employee so they're literally paid to be nice to you

She likely hates you anon, and even if she doesn't you'll be lucky to have even gotten enough attention by her to be freindzoned rather than just be another customer.

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>>381832829
Well, Vol.3 touched upon the issue a bit with Maple's whole "I'm not JUST a 'catgirl'" thing, so I guess it's only a matter of time.
Alternatively, just wait for them to finally make Nekopara Alternative.

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>>381832829
A literal race war would break out, but humans would win one-sidedly. We have two weapons catgirls can't deal with: Catnip and Dick.

>>381833172
And tuna and fancy cow meat

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>>381833167
>wanting the NEKOPARAs to get CHOMPED

>>381827168
Are there any games which actually look at animalgirl rights and what they deserve?
porn or not porn, MGQ not included.

>>381833172
That's true. But think about it: they are technically cats. They can have multiple litters a year, consisting of 4-6 kittens. And they can grow to maturity in about 4 years. Think of the sheer amount of infantry they would have to throw at the humans.

>>381832829
More important question, how long is the average life of a catgirl?

>>381833548
You can't beat the cock.
>The cats throws litter upon litter at the humans.
>The men just lace their dicks with catnip and call it a day.

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>>381833548
See >>381833808

It would be far more likely for humans to groom cat infantry to use in wars instead.

>a future where catgirls are raised for the specific purpose of being disposable infantry

>>381833352
Blazblue mentions that catgirls like Tao and beastkins like Makoto are all offshoots of bioweapon research and are genetic deadends which are why they're often seen as being inferior or just tools for regular humans.

Of course, this is quickly replaced with TAO WANTS FOOD and MAKOTO HAS A FLUFFY TAIL, so yeah...

>>381833571
It's been a while, so I don't remember it exactly, but I calculated how old chocola and vanilla were based on how old the street vendor catgirl said she was, and how old cashew said she looked(how mature she was).

I believe, in catgirl years, chocola and vanilla were 26 years old. 1-3 real years.

>>381834102
>Thousands of catgirls with badly fitting body armor and oversized helmets charge each other
>Communist Cats are dropping toys to distract the enemy
>155mm Catnip Artillery hits
>A few Catgirls are napping in the sun
>Some are rubbing their croches against their rifles
War is hell.

>>381834834

There's actually an artbook that has the ages for all the characters. The fanwiki has them listed.

Azuki - 3 years old
Maple - 2 years old
Cinnamon - 2 years old
Coconut - 1 year old
Chocola - 9 months old
Vanilla - 9 months old
Shigure - ??

>>381827967
Shigure is going fucking insane at this point so Vol.4 better give her the dicking she needs to calm down.
https://youtu.be/afwn7rKASxI?t=5h48m16s

>>381835052
Dude, what are you saying? She's his sister.

>>381835052

If Shigure gets fucked, I'm honestly curious how it would be. Just being kissed on the cheek made her pass out and get a nosebleed. Actually getting fucked is going to destroy her mind.

>>381833113
Yeah your likely right anon. Then again what's the point in anything if we don't have some hope of something? Still I don't doubt she hates me I know hate myself.

>>381835592
Just because she hates you doesn't mean you can't make her your girlfriend.

>>381834932
This needs to be funded

>>381835721
Explain anon? Please don't say rape.

>>381835198
All the more reason.

>>381827837
I usually just drink cologne these days

>>381835816
You can be in a relationship with someone you hate

>>381835012
Hm. That doesn't really add up. Let's say chocola and vanilla (C and V for short), using sun years to show around what age C and V are in maturity, appear to be around the stage of a 15-16 year old human. Going by the official Sun age of them, that roughly comes out to that each month roughly equals 1.78 years.

The average lifespan of a cat (since the lore states they are technically just physiologically modified cats) is 5 years. 5 years is 5 x 12 months, and each month, in nekopara cat age, is 1.78 years. That means, every sun year they would age around 21.3 catgirl-years. Therefore, after 5 sun years (the average lifespan of a cat) they would be approximately 106.8 cat-years old at the time of death.

They age at an incredibly fast rate.

>>381836415
Why would you be in a relationship with someone you hate?

>>381836432
nekopara vol 7 will just be them really old and at the end they all die

>>381836754
You'd be surprised at how many people are in exactly that situation
because they love to be with people they hate

>>381827168
the game has a plot?

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>>381836839
>because they love to be with people they hate
kinda like us, uh

>>381836432
Furthermore, that would mean that Azuki is 64 years old, Maple is around 43, and Coconut is 21. Which doesn't make sense because all the older catgirls appear to only be around the young adult stage.

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>>381836839
That just makes me feel even more depressed. I want to be with someone that actually likes me and if she does hate me even if she did give it up what's the point? I don't know anon. I wished I had never felt love before. I would be fine if I had never experienced that. Now I just feel dead inside.

>>381837526
You'll find someone, anon. Love is something that grows over time, you'll experience it again with someone deserving of it

>>381829935
how to tell someone has never talked to girls


The novelty wears off extremely fast. Yeah sex is cool, but after a while it's just sex. There's so much more to life than chasing pussy. You won't even have to worry about getting laid if you love yourself and have your own interests.

>>381836839
I wish I could find someone I liked to be around of the opposite sex, love or hate them as a person.

>>381837526
>I had never felt love before.
You haven't. You have an infatuation with an individual you likely know little to nothing about (no matter how much you've talked about whilst she's at working having to put up with you) and you're likely filling in the huge amount of holes you have in her personality / behaviorisms / anythings to idolize her further.
Just go off and do whatever the fuck you want, even go straight out and ask her out, you'll have lost significantly less than you think you would have because the last six months leading to this has done a whole lot of nothing except you sitting in the back seat wishing you could drive.

>>381837726
I sure hope so anon. The last girl I was with I legitimately loved and of course she ripped said heart apart. Been trying to get myself back together but it feels like some days nothing can go right. I'm still here though so you can't say I'm a quitter.

>>381838195
Oh I'm sorry anon I wasn't referring to coffee shop girl. I was referring to my last relationship. Girl I was with for years. I loved her and she claimed to have loved me but obviously that was bullshit considering what she did to me. That's what I was referring to. I never really believed love actually existed till she had come into my life.

I went in expecting some cute catgirls but then it turned out to be in some dystopian future where these cuties were treated as subhumans. I'll admit that the H-scenes and the build up to them are pretty damn good, but everything about these VNs puts me on edge. I'm always expecting something horrible to go wrong that ends up with my kawaii nekos getting put in the pound or worse. Is this how demihumans created through genetic experimentation would realistically integrate into society?

>>381804902
If you want to learn how to talk properly to the ladies, you should check out the Rance games instead.

>>381838295
Amen to that. Things get easier, but the pain likely will always be there to some small degree. Finding someone new will definitely ease it, and you'll move on in time, make new memories and be truly happy with someone else

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>>381830124
excellent taste my friend

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Is the next Nekopara going to have a thicc mommy-type catgirl character? Or maybe an animalgirl character that isn't specifically a cat? Right now none of the girls really interest me.

>>381837020
Yup
>Guy from a prestigious Japanese sweets making family tells his family to fuck off and opens a pastry shop
>His sister sends him some catgirls that he rescued and adopted into the family so that he's not lonely
>He now has to manage running a shop and dealing with how to raise his catgirls
>They fuck every now and then
Volumes 2 and 3 is about dealing with the issues the rest of his family's catgirls have, usually consulting in feels, and bonding with/fucking them
Pretty generic cutesy comfy catgirl stuff, but the overall circumstances like what >>381827168 said are much darker and serious, but it isn't cute so we just gloss over it like nothing, although volume 3 did touch on some of the more concerning societal issues and prejudices being a catperson has.

>>381804902
i just talked to some girls
then my friend got hit by a bottle
wouldn't recommend honestly

>>381838986
I don't see how those are related. Talking to girls doesn't get you glassed in 99.99% of cases

Vanilla>Maple>rest

Just picked 1&2 up. Should be interesting if I can get the patches to work.

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>>381838529
Thanks for the encouragement anon. No joke I was driving home from work and this song came up on the radio. Sometimes it feels like the universe wants to fuck with me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubKUP8c0FHE

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>>381839302
This, although after Volume 3, I can't pick between the two so they're both number 1 for me.

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>>381817934

post the patches, just got Nekopara vols 1 and 2 via humble bundle a week or two ago

>>381840545
The free patches?

Used this one:
https://wordpress-imoutoworks.rhcloud.com/nekopara-vol1/

Not from that mirror but that's the only site I found still offering a download.

>>381840545
All three patches are on sukebei.

>dont masturbate
>eat a chicken breast
>suddenly im a girl

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>>381840721>>381840831
thanks anon

>>381818465
My issue is girls always ask me to tell them about myself and I have nothing to fucking say

>>381836432
>The average lifespan of a cat (...) is 5 years
That's probably backed up by studies or something, but my cat lived for 13 years and still spent most of her time walking around the neighborhood, and she died from an accident, not old age. Plus, having human DNA mixed with cat DNA probably messed up their life cycle and could make it so that they stay in their prime longer. You can't say that Azuki has the body of a 60 something year old.

>>381831246
Masturbation does to you slowly what castration does to you immediately. There is no other practice in this world as undermining to masculinity as masturbation, except maybe eating soy.

>>381831386
>implying I only fap a mere 21 times a month
please

>>381841145
The majority of cats are strays that live outdoors, which drastically lowers their lifespan. The 5 years is just the average, counting all cats.

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>>381819443
>big dog
Her name's Kotarou
geez

>>381841680
>There's a stray that lives in my neighborhood and often sleeps in the lawn chair in my backyard
>Try to be nice to it, give it food and stuff
>It's only ever let me pet it once, it usually runs away at the sight of me
>I just want to have a cute cat pet again, this fucker is freeloading on my property anyway

>>381833352
I know of an untranslated one where the roles are reversed and you get fugged by the catgirls/kemonomimi

>>381841108
>What do you do on your free time
>I like reading, mostly biographies about 16th ninjas and sex demons
>what about you do you read?
>lol no I haven't touched a book since High School
>what do you do on your free time them?
>blah blah blah blah
>oh really is blah blah blah hard?
>blah blah blah
repeat. Can't keep it going forever though, short bursts only. Every time the topic comes back to you just bring it back to her. Eventually she'll feel appreciated enough and you can say shit to her about how you're a neet with no friends, but only reveal that once she wants your dick. Don't do it before because then it's weird.

>>381842098
>My family, after a long story ended up adopting the neighborhood cat
>We had never had a cat up until this point
>I found her old owners, they declawed all 4 of her claws then kicked her out after she was healed, probably because she was spraying
>This cat was the most lovable and friendly animal I have ever met
>Made me realize I'm a cat person
>When she died from heart issues at ~13 years old, for her, I cried for over 6 hours straight.
I miss her, and it's been 8 years. I saw her all over the house for months afterwards.
Your stray has probably had a hard life, ours was fed chicken and waffles and ham by our neighbors before we took her in

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>>381819069
I love Mikan!

>>381806784
he wants to talk to girls not become a faget

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>>381842636
Man, the first part before it got all lewd was comfy as fuck.

>tfw no doggirl walking simulator
>no catgirl head petting simulator eaither

>>381842493
It's natural that you cried. That cat was a part of your family. That's something that people often don't realize about their pets--they are as much family as your brothers, sisters and parents.
When my dog died a couple years ago, everyone cried and were sad for weeks. My mother still on occasion asks where he is when she gets drunk.

>>381842992
It'd still be pretty comfy if it didn't have the weird group sex scenes. Sexually attending to your wife and cute dog loli is perfectly wholesome. Having foursomes where your two dog lolis lick your balls while you fuck your wife is a little different.

>>381843051
Definitely, I wasn't implying that crying was abnormal or anything. But stray cats have a soft spot in my heart now. When my fiancee and I get our own place we will get two of our own and probably foster cats as well

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>>381842992
Why hasn't anyone made a virtual pet cute girls with animal ears game yet?

>>381843161
I don't see the probleme.

>>381806850
you will literally never get better advice. if you're a shitty person, get fucked