I literally cannot enjoy BotW because Link is a manlet. Link

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Yeah but have you considered the fact that he's the perfect blowjob height for Sidon?

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I'm not a manlet IRL so I don't mind playing as one

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>>381804060
>>381804212
>>381804309


This is you:

>>381804212

Have you considered the fact that Link could still be the perfect blowjob height if all the hylian female NPC's where the same height or shorter than Link?

>>381804060
So I think I understand your problem. You are retarded. Because I can't imagine a scenario where someone not retarded would make Links height a game breaker. And I have a pretty broad imagination.

>>381804372
Some manlet was salty enough to draw this. I bet he had to use a stool to reach the tablet.

It's cute. He's cute

>>381804372
This is so deep.

>>381804372
this song is about you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bfyS-S-IJs

>>381804372
5'8 isn't even that short
I'm taller than at least 1/3 of the men I see, and very few people tower over me like you height obsessed people make it seem. Average is literally like 5'9.5

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I mean, it's not a crime to base your opinion on stupid reasons or anything, at the end of the day there's nothing you can't do if you don't enjoy the game.

But damn anon that's one hell of a stupid reason.

>>381804789
>5'8 isn't even that short
Anon I'm only 6'2 and you could probably fit in my pocket.

>>381804789
Do you live in rural china or something? I'm 6'4" and almost every other man I run into is close to my height.

>>381804905
>only 6'2
you either are wrong about your height or lying. 6'2 is very tall.

Im more concerned about the fact that there isnt a jacked link.

He needs to start lifting more pots and get gains.

I want to play a roided out link

>>381804789
>5'8 isn't even that short
In China, I guess. In any Western country you are little, teeny, tiny man that no girl would date in a million years. Myself included ;P

>>381804986
I figured 6'4 was the 'very tall' point.

>>381804575
>Some manlet was salty enough to draw this.

It's clearly mocking manlets, specifically ones who think women will spread their knees for any man above 6ft.

>>381804789

i thought the average was 5'9? I don't want to be half-an-inch smaller than average.

>>381805091
>>381804980

Liars!

>>381805091

Yeah thats false, also post tits

>>381804980
You aren't 6'4.

I have work at a liquor store, and look at people's ID all the time. Literally everyone thinks they're 2-3 inches taller than they are. Like I see men shorter than me (5'7ish) say they're 5'10, men who are 5'4-5'5 saying they're 5'8, etc.
>>381805091
>>381805130
>>381804905
but you're all going to just call me a salty manlet

>>381804060
You /v/ retards seriously have an illness with the height issue. Just buy fucking lifts or something, it can boost you 5 cm+ if you are that insecure about being short

>>381804060
Isn't Link supposed to be shota shit?

They are catering to Nintpedos

Why do people get so defensive over their height?

I'm a tiny ass 1,60m man and no one's ever really given me shit about it.

>>381804060
It's pandering to idiot females who can't connect with a male character. Make Link feminine so those fools can pretend he's whatever they want him to be. I read that in an interview somewhere. It's foolish, though. Most girls would rather Link to be more manly. Not bara Link or anything but taller with a bit of muscle.

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>Be very tall but have secret fetish for small guys overpowered by bigger girls
>Get to play zelda and be a twinky manlet next to BIG beefy Gerudo girls

>>381805362
As a 6'4'' man I can assure you that everyone laugh at you behind your back.

>>381805130


My neurologist is like 5'4 and he have more pussys than you could count in your entire life.
Is not about the height, is about being more than a fucking idiot and defining your personality ; hell, i even have seen people reaching serious height problems having girlfriends

>>381805250
What the fuck do you mean people think they are taller than they are? All you have to do is measure yourself and you know. And what is so surprising about anons being 6'2 or 6'4? It may seem rare but there are millions of people that are that tall.
You sound like a salty manlet.

>>381805612
>Neurologist
You got brain problems?

>>381805487
I don 't really laugh at them on their own, but like, when I see a short dude shouting at someone, or trying to start a fight it's fucking hilarious. I also laugh at them if they're wearing lifts. I know they've probably seen Shawshank Redemption or something and think "who really looks at another man's shoes, anyway?" but we all do, and they're super noticable and hilarious.

>>381804060
5'7" is still deep in manlet tier

>>381805362
It's just a meme. That's why everyone who memes it always starts their post saying they are 6'2" - 6'4"

It's just a fucking meme. I'm 5'6" and i can remember a single time in my entire life that anyone said anything about my height, also I've had multiple gfs in my life. There are like 0.5% of women who obssess over it, but the majority of the memery are insecure lanklets or just insecure people who want to make others feel bad about themselves.

>>381805778
seizures

>>381805487
So? There's really nothing I can do about that, assuming it's true. I can't see why being self-conscious about height is even a thing.

>>381805672
I mean people lie about there height. Learn how to read.

>>381805267

Link is 15 years old at the bare minimum, 17 years old is more reasonable given past history. There's no way the average 15 year old is 4'9" like Link is. Nintendo probably wanted to do a David vs Goliath thing, which is fine when fighting huge enemies, but there's no sense in making Link so small in comparison to the whole world. It's retarded for him to be a full head shorter than female npcs of his own race. Link is a Hylian male that got hit with a shrink ray that made him 30% smaller. It's stupid and senseless.

>>381805861
yes I see the irony now you're going to tell me to learn how to spell

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>>381805838

I feel your pain, I have reading epilepsy and it sucks. Keppra and Depakote are shit-tier.

>>381805838
I dare you to play Rez.

>>381804060
>He's a full head shorter than Hylian women, it's fucking embarrassing.
and he still makes them wet

you should see it as proof there's hope even for a midget like you, you just need to have a pretty face and be able to mass murder lion headed centaurs

i dont see the use in crying about your height since you cant change that shit. im 6' so i cant bitch about that. worry about your weight something you can control you fat shitters niggers

>>381805906
What am I going to do next?

>>381805974
Reading epilepsy? As in if you see the words flash flash flash flash flash you start frothing at the mouth?

>>381805798

Of course 5'7" is manlet tier, but the issue is that Link is too short to even qualify as a manlet. He's a literal dwarf (4'10" or shorter).

>>381804060
>I literally cannot enjoy BotW because Link is a manlet

damn, you must be really insecure about your height and/or manhood.

>>381805974


;_;


it started at my 19's and couldn't stop it without being medicated with some strong shit that provokes some dizziness on me

>>381806121
probably not reply anymore

He's supposed to be really young in the past, right? Maybe putting him in the resurrection chamber stunted his growth.

>>381806174

>be me
>be 5'7 manlet
>sort of hate my height but have had gfs and occasionally fuck girls, relatively a normie
>see this chinese guy who lives in my college dorm
>literally must be 4'9
>always looks funny carrying around this huge backpack
>never see anyone talk to him
>see him on his laptop always by himself in the dining hall

Should I stop letting it get to me? It seems like it can always be much worse

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>>381805465
Gerudu are all dweebs though.

>come from a country of manlets
>still 5'10"

Some of you guys are short as fuck, must be torture to live in America.

>>381806072
>since you cant change that shit
someone post that webm

>>381804060
Where are you getting this 4'9 number?

Link's always been short because it's more impressive when a small hero triumphs over a colossal evil.
That's it. That's the reason.
Same thing with Mario and Bowser.

>>381805860
lol its not true. 6'6 here

all my friends are pretty tall cuz we play basketball together we never laugh about anyones height

why is this thread still up?

>>381806209
>damn, you must be really insecure about your height and/or manhood.

I round my height down to 5'11 because that's what I am at the end of the day after gravity compresses my spine. If I were truly insecure I'd say I'm 6'0".

I also round down my dick length/width to 6.5"/5.5" because I'm not a fucking doctor.
I'm average in every regard; I don't have the luxury of being able to blame my genes for my failings in life.

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>>381805250
>Literally everyone thinks they're 2-3 inches taller than they are

That's weird, because until recently I always used to think I was shorter than I really was.

Everybody perceives the world from their eye-level and for some reason I always visualized myself ending at that point until I started to realize: Hey, my head actually doesn't end at my eyes.

That's when I realized that 95% of people are actually shorter than me.

Ah when the machines come you will all be little humanlets.

He's taller than Zelda, that's all that matters.

>>381806961
>tfw got a bad case of lumbar lordosis

I really need to fix this shit but the stretching and exercises are a pain in the ass.

>>381806504
What, in my game she said she would threaten him, is there different jokes?

>>381806961
I mean in terms of actual measurement
People always think I'm 5'10 when I'm not. I tell them my real height and it's shorter than what they think they are, and I'm taller than them. It's quite funny actually.

The whole point was average is not as tall as you'd think.

>>381806448

That chinese guy could literally be 13 years old.
Get him to put on a skirt and call you daddy

>>381806770
dunno.
seems like psy ops but it might not be? you never can tell.

>>381807165
Are there any complications if it goes untreated? I noticed I have it as well and my orthopedist never said anything about it for some reason, but beyond making me look fatter than I actually am, it doesn't bother me that much.

>>381804905
Anon I'm only 7'2 and you could probably fit in MY pocket. Get in now, I'm taking you away.

>>381806891
lmao
so you ARE a manlet which is why this triggers you

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>>381805250
>tfw my license says 6 foot 3
>tfw that was when i was 18 and im now 6 foot4


>tfw nothing is actually designed for my fucking height

>>381807556
>tfw no giant bf

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>>381807486
I think it's fucking with my lifting and giving me back pains because I can't keep a straight back very well.

If you wanna try and fix it here's the guide I'm trying to follow.

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>>381807486
There's this stretch to do as well that supposedly helps a lot.

/fit/ is literally worse than /r9k/
>WAH MY MAXILLA ISNT PERFECT
>WAH IM NOT 6'3
>IVE BEEN LIFTING FOR 6 MONTHS NOW WHERE IS MY GF
>LOOK AT THIS MALE FASHION MODEL LOOK

the world would be a better place without them, they are calling buzzfeed beta but the entire board is a bunch of insecure whiny cunts

>>381807820
that first /sip/ of the day, th

>>381807734

All these postures are basically half of my beginner yoga class. Maybe you should consider doing some yoga it's fun

>>381804060
Agree, BOTW link is just a little boi pussy faggot. You nintentards should be ashamed of yourselves

who 5'4" masterrace here?

Outside /fit/ and american tinder screencaps I have never seen "tall" being closely associated with a good looking man.
There are ugly tall people and good looking short people with most people being around average. It's weird to see how you precieve the world but I'm pretty sure most of you have some sort of autism at least

If you're attractive height doesn't matter. It's a bonus.

None of my chad 'friends' are tall but they have nice facial structure and are sociable.

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>>381806728

4'9 is actually being generous if you assume the average adult hylian female is hovering around 158cm to match jap heights and that Link is a full head shorter. That would mean Link is at most 136cm tall which translates to 4'5"

>>381807712

You're always a manlet to somebody, especially on the internet because of Norwegian shitposters.

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>>381804986
>6'2 is very tall.
>6'2" ≈ 188cm
>very tall

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>Human Revolution gets a Switch Port downgrade

I lost my virginity in the tallest country in the world (netherlands) as a 5'9 tall eastern european.
>inb4 it was a prostitute/old/fat
no. stop complaining on focus on yourself

>>381804060
The dumbest reason to not play a game thread

>>381808275
>>381808276
manlets detected

>>381805365
This this this.

Link is suppose to have alpha male features, but this game's art and character design is clearly meant mostly for females. And since feminism is in, it doesn't alienate a lot of the males either, though there's a few like OP who just wants to play as a guy who isn't a fucking twink.

>>381809296
I seriously can't fathom being that level of autistic.

>>381809296
people have damned games by their cover art alone. It's called having free will

>>381809296
This is like the dumbest reason not to play a game board

>>381805161
>It's clearly mocking manlets

I only ever see lanklets pretending like they get all the women because of their height

>>381809360
cope xDd

>>381808885
quoting me with a picture of an anime girl doesn't disprove anything

>>381807175
There are like 3 conversations you can have

>>381809894
Just give up m8. I used to browse /fit/ for years but I had to accep that you cant fix autism. Some people are just fucked mentally, beyond repair.
You can fix a body, you cant fix mental illness. look at all the rich celebrities commiting suicide
Some people are fucked and thats it. if only people did not give them attention

Isnt't this a fucking board for video game discussion? Why are there so many fucking height threads everyday can the mods do their fucking jobs

>>381809575
You have the free will to take a nail gun to your sack

>>381810201
because even /r9k/ makes fun of people who care this much about height, so they will have no where to go. the average /fit/ poster has more insecurities than a teenager girl on tumblr and they gonna flood to more popular boards eventually

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>>381809932
>quoting me with a picture of an anime girl doesn't disprove anything
Facts disprove that 6'2" is very tall. Smug anime girl is here just for fun.

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>Every single time height is mentioned lanklets sperg the fuck out and derail the entire thread to discuss how much they hate manlets, while irl manlets get more pussy than they ever will
Oh and i hope this piece of truth will make you REALLY angry big guy ;)

>>381804060
Only irl manlets give a shit about that though.
Lol shorty.

>>381806601
if you are such a self conscious little shit that you get height surgery you should kys

>>381810384
what makes height different than anything else? the top 10% of height isn't considered tall now? so whats next? top 10% of iq is average? top 10% attractiveness is just average? seriously, for all the things you could be insecure about, you pick the most retarded and least important one. being a retarded neet? who cares. being under 6'2? wow no point of living.
jesus christ

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Would the game be better if they made Link bigger?

>>381810384
But 6'2 is in the 95th percentile of height for men.

OP fell for the manlet meme so hard he applied it to a video game.

Good fucking god.

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>>381810782
>who cares
Looks like you care.
I just said that 188cm is not very tall, I am 190cm and i know alot people taller than me. Global average height is dragged down by asians, dude.

>>381810201
>>381810382
when will they learn....

>>381811274
>manlet poster is an insecure lanky faggot

who wouldve thought

>>381809157
why?`Why would anybody do this to himself? I would rather stay a virgin manlet my whole life than doing this.

>>381811274
Mexicans too.

Anyone under 200cm is honestly a manlet these days.

>>381810876

fuck. now i wish botw had a remote village somewhere with bokoblins just minding their business and not being hostile

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>>381811415
You can never put more than 75% of its former weight on the bone ever again and a lot of former patients struggle to sprint or run

>>381811274
Post body. I'm 184cm and the only reason I'm decent looking because I was playing waterpolo for 6 years.
90% of the tall people I know are either lanklets or fat as fuck and they aren't even more popular than average dudes.

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Can't manlets and lanklets just get along

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>>381811407

>>381811407
>animeposter being proud of his height
>implying he isn't a fat neckbeard

>all these mad manlets
holy kek

>>381809157
I would rather be a manlet than do that.

>>381806234
My ex gf have epilepsy. I feel so bad for her.
Did you even got your condition on under control?
What meds you on?

Ex is in her late 20's and still get regular ones, even on heavy meds.

>>381812259
No idea what thread you're looking at but there are 3x more angry lanklets here kek

>>381812259
>be annoyingly autistic
>people call you out
>LOOK ALL THESE OFFENDED PEOPLE PRAISE KEK XD

dude, you just havent grown out your le troll xD 14 year old phase which wasnt even popular back then but now its pretty sad

>>381804060
You're a special kind of tard aren't you boy?

>>381812443
>>381812472
>revealing themselves to be manlets
hahahaha this thread keeps getting better

>>381812613
honestly m8 consider suicide

>>381804060
>link
>manlet
>mario
>manlet
>captain olimar
>manly tears tier
>fox
>furlet
>samus
>goddamn amazon
I think I know Nintendo's fetish

>>381812613
Revealing themselve to be an angry lanklet.
How does it feel being fat? Kek

>>381812824
The great fairies in BotW only reinforced this

>>381812742
>>381812852
>they keep responding
please stop! my fucking sides!

>>381811592
Jesus he's just walking around with a boner and shit.

>>381804372
fiction
average b tard does not have the money for that

I just can't understand why a man would be obsessed with another man's height.

>>381812613
>be skin and bones
>a-at least I'm taller than them...
You can hide in this mongolian sock puppet imageboard but everybody you know can see your pathetic body shape through your clothes.

>>381813112
hows the weather down there, little guy?

>>381813112
>I just can't understand why a man would be obsessed with another man's height.
>a man
>man

do you really call those people 'man'?

>>381812932
>laughs at manlets responding
>while responding to them aswell
Can you be more of a fucking retard god i am 6'4" but lanklets make me want to kill myself

>>381813327
autists have zero self-awareness. most boards are smart enough to ignore them so they come to /fit/ and /v/

>>381813327
>i am 6'4"
sure thing little buddy. I'm sure you are constantly fucking supermodels daily and barely have the time to post on /v/

who's easier to trigger, /pol/friends? or manlets?

>>381813643
lanklets are already triggered when they create these threads so its not too fair

>>381813643
Lanklets
Mention height in any way and they sperg out
Hard

>>381804060
was it autism?

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>>381811659
I wont, because fuck you, but i never said im good looking. Actually i'm rather ugly with serious case of slavface. If i have to use any meme name, im probably strongfat (190cm, ~95kg) but that's because i work at construction sites since i was 14.

Literally all i said was that 6'2" is not VERY tall and bunch of small folks got buttblasted.

>>381804060
TP link was a manlet too compared to Zelda and Midna

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>>381812824

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>>381814043
>guy bragging about his height is a self-admitted 3rd worlder poorfag working at construction sites

This is why this site has zero credibility.

>>381804212
How tall is he next to Kass, Revali and Teba?

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>>381814332
>3rd worlder poorfag working at construction sites can't be tall
Why does it matter at all? We're not comparing salaries or social standing, just height. Why are you bringing up these other factors?

>>381804060

link has always been a manlet, though

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>>381804789
>Average is literally like 5'9.5
My girlfriend is 5'9

Reminder that people have literally killed themselves since the manlet meme started. It's not fucking funny and has done actual literal harm.

If you participate in it your fucking accessory to murder and should all be ashamed. Yes I'm a manlet before you reply I'm just pointing out that there have been cases of suicide over something so fucking stupid.

>>381814642
>1 person out of 7 billion means the average is wrong

>>381814657
based natural selection weeding out inferior men

>>381814657
I don't think anyone here cares man.
I am a manlet also and i have no ill will towards these people but jesus they get so brutal and angry about height kek

>>381814043
because you have to be really fucking tall to stand out of the crowd since there are many different things that can make someone look taller/shorter like posture, height, hair, body type, clothes and a lot of different things and even like 2-3 inch difference (which seems a LOT) is barely finger long and most people wont notice the difference between like 6'0 and 6'1 because guess what, most people arent autistic focusing purely on one thing.
this doesn't change the fact that 6'2 is 95%
>inb4 asians
there are no asians in russia and eastern europe and in majority of western europe.

>>381814479
you just proved that people bragging about height are miserable. nothing wrong with that, but the majority try to deny it and when others ask proof of them fucking different girls every day, they just backpedal

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>>381814332
Well, at least i'm honest.

But where i was bragging? ALL I SAID was that 6'2" is not VERY tall, like i don't know, basketball, volleyball player tall. Thats, VERY tall. 188-190 is average slightly higher-than-most guy.

Also, you would be suprised how decent skilled construction worker can earn and live in "3rd (2nd actually) world country".

>>381804060
Hylians are short, you dumbass. Also he's like 5'3', not 4'9'. Still a huge manlet but who cares? inb4 L O N D O N but I'm a 6'2' female (not a tranny) and I'd date the fuck out of Link if I also wasn't a lesbian.

>>381815095
>female (not tranny)
where are you located my dear

>>381804986
>very tall.
At least not here in Austria.
I'm 190cm (probably 6'3", but who knows with that bullshit system?) and while I'm rather tall, there are quite a few people that are my height.

>>381809157
No thanks, I'll stay a 5'6' manlet.

>>381814830
The joke is that she is taller than him

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>>381815037
>there are no asians in russia
Russian are literally more asians than european, mate

>>381815095
>lesbian

This link was made for you

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Reminder that Link is consistently shown as short, being shorter than Zelda in TP, and being around 5'2 in OoT at the age of 17 (Link is also 17 in BotW). Link's short. It's how it is.

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>>381815434
Look out mate, i said exactly the same and i was attacked by bunch of smallfolks

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>>381815095
>Lesbian

Well that's not a problem with Link

>>381815643
>that text
wew

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>>381811592
I can promise you, as a girl (again, inb4 L O N D O N) she rejected him not because of his height but because he has a fucking boner and he literally just walked up to her and touched her ass. I'd fucking smack him if he did that. And then he goes up to her again and fucking smacks his boner against her ass, what the fuck is this retard's problem?

I miss when 4chan was a bunch of socially inept nerds instead of legal autists

>>381815684
What does the text say?

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>>381815392
>>381815558
>>381815643
You're goddamn right. TwinkLink best Link.

>>381815734
L O N D O N
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>MFW men care more about men's heights than women care about men's heights.

>>381815734
now if chris hemsworth walked up to you shirtless and with a boner would you have that same reaction still?

yeah thought not
it's ok to be superficial, just don't try and hide it roastie cunt

>ywn be a manlet who is seriously considering suicide
you may as well do it. your life will never amount to anything anyway

>people STILL use the imperial system over the metric system

>>381805091
>tfw no above average in height gf (male)

>>381816128
Yes because get the fuck away from me, even if it was a girl I'd be creeped out, in fact I've had some creepy lesbian bitch come up to me and attempt to kiss me.

Please, kill yourself. Don't give me that roastie garbage. I don't give a fuck what you look like, if you come up to me and start touching me without my permission you are getting a fucking fist in your face and a boot shoved up your ass. It's really not that hard to understand personal space.

>>381816145
Don't kill yourself, it's just your height. Believe me when I say there's a number of girls out there who love shorter men, especially tall girls, if you're into that. And ultimately what matters is your personality, values, and whether or not you're a fat fuck. Everything else to a woman worth your time is secondary.

Are you really gonna throw away your one chance to live on this earth and do the things you always wanted to do just because you're short? Is that really your plan? Your life won't amount to anything, yeah, BECAUSE YOU'LL BE FUCKING DEAD YOU IDIOT!

>>381816505
there is a reason why you only see metric system when it comes to these threads. only americans are this autistic about height

>>381815684
What does it say?

>>381816586
>someone pretend to be a grill
>no Tits or GTFO
Sad

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>When people take the manlet meme so far that they cannot even play short characters without getting mad

You need to spend a few weeks away from the internet.

>>381816586
>Don't kill yourself, it's just your height.
wrong. being a manlet means that you are LITERALLY useless in every aspect of life and girls who pretend to like you are just doing it out of pity.

Manlets need to be removed form the gene pool

>>381804060
I enjoy this game cause I can relate as a 5'10" manlet

>>381806504
You have to eat all the eggs?

>>381816858
>imagine being this mad

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>>381816586
Listen little baby,

You're gonna get a lot of degrading and hurtful comments in this thread, but that ain't what I about.

Let me just say you are perfect the way you are you hear me sugar? PERFECT don't ever change, you deserve everything and anything you want.

stay safe for me baby girl

>mfw thinking about you hurting

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>>381816858

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>>381816756
>pretending
This is a blue board anyway. I love how you assume because I'm not a roastie that I can't possibly be a non-tranny grill. God forbid I want my own personal space.

Of course, I say I'd beat them, but in reality I'd probably just hyperventilate and cry like I did at the fair that one time when I was 17 and got groped by a drunk 40 year old dude.

>>381816858
You're right, you are useless, because you think you are and you are what you think and I think you're a fucking whiny little cunt who needs to man the fuck up and get a personality. Nobody likes you because you're an insecure faggot who whines about your height and muh roasties and muh pity. The only way you'll learn is if I tell you the truth, and everything I just said is the truth. Literally no woman worth your time gives a flying fuck about your height. I have tons of female friends and none of them care what height our male friends are, and we have 5 guys in our group of ~12 male friends who are under 5'7'. One of my female friends is 5'8' and dating a dude who's 5'6'. Why? Because she loves him and height is so inconsequential.

Stop feeling bad over shit you can't control and start learning to love yourself. There's very few things that disgust me or other women more than self-pitying woe-is-me insecure faggots. I'm not saying hide your insecurities, but you aren't gonna get anywhere if all you do is complain about what you don't have instead of appreciating what you do. You can be vulnerable and insecure when you've established the friendships. In the meantime, work on not being insecure about your height.

>tfw 5'6"
>even girls are my height or taller
>Amazonian/taller women are my primary fetish

Everything went better than expected.

>>381817389
k

>>381816858
Comment was too long, had to make separate post for this. Ahem.

You wanna know something? I'm a 6'3' female and I went to prom with a boy who was 4'6'. I could literally carry him with one arm. Roastie faggots laughed by friends thought it was cute or didn't care. And my friends' are the ones that matter, not the Stacys and Chads who pointed and laughed at us, which for what it's worth was maybe 3 cunts and 1 dude throughout the entire event who I saw do that. All the other Stacys and Chads couldn't give less of a fuck. Maybe because they were high/drunk, maybe because they were too busy trying to stealth fuck on the dance floor, I don't know, but the point is even if everyone at Prom laughed at us it wouldn't matter because we had fun and I personally loved being able to swing him around in my amazon arms.

>>381804060
Link is like 15. Possibly 14.
And 100 years prior in most of the memories, Zelda is 16 and not 17.

>>381817610
>this self help bullshit being unironically posted on /v/
fuck off back to neogaf

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>>381817770
>tfw no 6'3 amazonian goddess
post a picture of your feet

>>381817610
Yeah man the fuck up, where have I heard this before? Guess what? Its not gonna change the fact that I got a micro dick

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>>381817864
I literally cannot physically refrain from helping people in need. It is literally in my nature.

>>381817925
>footfags

>>381818171
Protip: You have hands. Unless you don't, in which case I don't want to know how you're typing.

Just be a male lesbian bro. Use your tongue and your fingers. It feels better that way anyway.

>>381818174
>>>/adv/

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>>381818174
I'd have asked for tits but do you really want a ban?

>>381817610
>>381817770
>just B urself bro

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>>381806961
>Everybody perceives the world from their eye-level and for some reason I always visualized myself ending at that point until I started to realize: Hey, my head actually doesn't end at my eyes.
That's like 4 year old logic, how old are you? Have never looked in a mirror? You must actually be retarded, im not even trying to be mean.

>>381818645
Yes. Release me from this hell. No.
This hell is all I know.

>>381818673
You wouldn't believe how important that platitude really is. Although, always look towards bettering yourself, but don't fret over the small things. For example I have super greasy hair. I used to refuse to go outside because I was terrified everyone would stare at me and judge me for my greasy hair even though I had showered hours prior. Then I went outside a few times with super greasy hair and realized nobody gives a fuck. Only the absolute Staciest of Stacys and Chaddiest of Chads would even judge you or say anything. Think about it like this; do you notice if a girl missed a spot on her leg while shaving? Maybe. Do you judge her for it? I sure hope not.

Basically nobody but you cares and the tiny percentage of people who do are not worth your time.

>>381818494
>tfw go there once
>spend entire day giving advice to 40 different anons in 10 different threads
>feel like killing myself by the end of it
Never again.
>How do I stop the overwhelming desire in me to help and better people? How do I stop giving people advice? Advice needed.

>>381804372
>i want yo buy a helicopter
>you should

lost

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>>381817925
>tfw no 6'3 amazonian goddess that tells you to bee yourself and also posts on an Inuit snowmobile maintenance imageboard
This world is too cruel

>>381820467
I can be your friend if you want. Just promise you won't judge me, because I won't judge you. Actually, yes I will, harshly, but only for your major personality flaws. If spinning rapidly in circles while flapping your arms is what makes you feel better after a stressful day, go for it. Just don't be a narcissistic cunt.

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>>381804060
link was always a midget

I'm 5'7" and 125 lbs, and if I were any taller I'd be less adorable to tickle and carry everywhere :3

>>381804060
I hope you are dead serious about this post

>>381810953
sure if you lump in borneo pygmies and half-starved chinamen. It's practically average in the civilized world.

>>381804060
You know she's like an elf or something right?

>>381820947
At least you own it, and not like these 5'8" manlets emphatically insisting anyone over 6 foot tall is a mythical giant. Big Girls and Boys like little boys that they can cuddle like you.

>>381821326
I think most big guys like other big guys but it's nice having one that likes to treat me so delicately. I can also do gymnastics moves that no man over 5'10" can do :)

>>381819598

tits then and i'll post mine too

>>381821134
>she

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>>381819516

That's alright, anon. I'm not afraid to admit it's an unusual thing to learn at such a late stage in life.

It's not that I wasn't aware of how tall I was in terms of units of measurement I guess I just never realized how tall that made me look to others who perceive me from an outside perspective.

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>this entire thread

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>>381821972

>>381821483
No.

>>381806961
WHERE'S THE FUCKING GIF

>>381808515
I deadlifted with poor form last week and I'm not sure if I should keep lifting or not because now my back hurts a little

Should I keep going or will I just snap myself even more?

I will go really baby weights... Is this a bad idea?

>>381804060
his tinyness makes him really cute and i want to fuck him, this is pretty distracting

>>381822375
I didn't mean to quote, fucking phone

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>>381822352

This one?

>>381814642
>I only get lanky bitch so manlet boohoo
lul

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>>381822352

>>381810876
I would love it, if we had the Giant's Mask in BotW

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>>381822549
>>381822591
YES


YESSSSSSS

>>381807296
>psi-ops
Sequel never

>>381815734
>what the fuck is this retard's problem?
being dumb

>>381804060
>Link is supposed to be like 17-20
Nigga what. Like is at MOST 17. Hes probably 15 though.

>>381805487
I think that's just you. Most lanklets have nothing over other guys except height, so they obsess over it and try to make it seem like it's a deciding factor for women. No girl's going to want an ugly 6'4'' man with a shit personality.

>>381823378
He's probably the same age as Zelda, who is 17.

>>381815451
Well that's a pretty bad joke

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height threads are the best (you) farms, I need to start making them more often

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>>381816586
>you are getting a fucking fist in your face and a boot shoved up your ass.

...go on

>>381804060
Is it because you are a manlet?

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>>381824090
What the fuck do you get out of it?

>>381824242
He just said (You)s

>>381824118
there are signs of invitation with girls, like eye contact and body language. Only an autist would approach someone busy that they've not contacted before.

>>381824323
what I can't fap to this...

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>>381824118
>Hello
>WTF STOP OPPRESSING ME

>>381824242
It makes him feel less alone. He gets that sweet dopamine hit everytime he gets a (you).

>>381824323
Moreover, only a desperate autist would approach a brown, crayola haired hamplanet.

>>381824242

>>381824310
>>381824652
these
(You)'s are the only thing that sustains my pathetic existence

>>381825000
Nothing wrong with that, /v/ is a retard farm full of insecure manlettes. It would be wasteful if you didn't take (you)'s.

>>381816586
lmfao

>>381804060
it's a game for kids and teens, grow the fuck up, ya fag.

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>>381821972
>>381822285
I cant even comprehend how mad some little munchkin would have to be to make these.

>>381804060
My favorite character is Jigglypuff, and its Pokédex entry has it at about 1'8".

>>381825789
You must be a real hit at parties

Link is literally stated to be 17 in the damn game. If you try to buy a Noble Pursuit, you can have Link claim to be 117.

>>381804060
I don't get it.
Height has nothing to do with your ability to attract pussy or success on life. Grow the fuck up.

>>381814642
>dating an Amazonian

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>>381825000

(UUUU)

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>>381816128
>being tall = being chris hemsworth

So why did the king of Hyrule have dark skin while Zelda has light skin?

>>381804060
Being so autistic you can't enjoy a game cause the player character is shorter than women.
Nice.

>>381804789
I'm 5'11"

>>381804060
it's because zelda players dont want to feel even shorter that they are. know your audience

>>381826751
>>381830753
shoo shoo manlets

5'10" is the new 5'6", have you seen teenagers these days? It's ridiculous. Manlets are being bred out of existence.

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>>381804372

This comic is mad retarded, Im 5'4, in my late 20's, and have fucked a ton of women, and am currently engaged to my fiancee, who is an inch taller than me.

This some retarded ass shit.

>>381806961
This is true, I tend not to notice I'm decently tall until I see myself with others in the mirror.

>>381804060
>I literally cannot enjoy BotW because Link is a manlet
Good ol /v/

>>381834602
t. triggered manlet

>>381804060
I can relate to link since I'm a 6' manlet

>>381804060
He's literally almost as tall as most other Hylians.

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height means virtually nothing. I'm 11'6" and I've never had a girlfriend.

>>381836186
makes sense, 11'6" is pretty much the absolute bottom limit of being considered normal height

do you at least lift?

>>381836434
>Lanklets will rule the earth!!!

>>381836761
I can dream

a world without manlets and colored people would be perfection

>>381804060
Both link and zelda are 17. They're the same height. The king is just tall as fuck.

>>381837561
>The king is just not a manlet
ftfy

>>381804060
I'm 6'3 and it doesn't bother me at all, maybe it only bothers you because you can relate? :^)

>>381837610
No. He's abnormally tall. You're literally a manlet compared to him.

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Manlet link perfect height for things

>>381837763
look little buddy, I know you are trying to normalize men being small but you are completely wrong and you should just drop it while you have a leg up (if that's even possible at your height)

>>381832868
I think you missed the point champ

>>381804060
Link is a cute gay bottom. He's supposed to be short. How else would he find a tall bf to dominate him?

>>381832868
but that's the point of the comic anon, it doesn't matter how tall you are

>>381837923
>manlet gettins upset he's called a manlet
l.m.a.o.

>>381804060
link is perfect for straight shota

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>>381841860
Phone poster detected, you can tell because his phone added straight for some silly reason

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>tfw you'll never fuck a cute manlet

>>381842351
You could, a gun isn't expensive and towels make decent ropes. Got a car?

>tfw 5'0 and asian
No bully pls

>>381810532

Manlet detected

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>>381804060
>manlets complain ITT
>a girl shows up and tells them it's their mentality more than their bodies
>FUCK YOU ROASTIE BITCH, IF IT WAS A HOT GUY YOU'D IMMEDIATELY OPEN UP YOUR GROSS PUSSY, WHORE
>mfw

>>381816858
lanklets need to be chemically castrated

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Who is taller?
I bet BotW Link is

Is this a BotW thread?

>>381811418
>200 cm
>not a manlet
Looks like youre not in the 300cm club little boy

>>381846196
whose dick is bigger ?

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>>381846969
Neither is big

>>381806961
>tfw 6'2"
>But there's a catch
>3 of those inches are pure forehead

Man I WISH my height ended at me eyes. Having a five head is suffering, I would definitely knock off 3 or 4 inches of my height if I got a normal head in return. Been bullied all my life over it and girls don't even look my way. The one time a girl ever flirted with me I was at a barns and noble wearing a hat. We talked a bit and she was flirting but I was getting hot and took my hat off. I saw her face go from one of interest to disgust, it happened in slow motion. She then immediately said she had to go and she had a good time talking with me.

>>381811592
>That part where the guy is just straight up digging in her ass

Wow that's a bold motheefucker, props

Should've gotten arrested tho

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but Link isn't supposed to be handsome.
being short is cute

>>381817837
>>381817837
>Link is like 15. Possibly 14.

Are there people retarded enough to actually believe this.

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>>381826132
what the fuck

>>381805091
>tfw 5'9" and married to a cute little Chinese woman
The math checks out boys.

>>381818494
>>381817864
Oh please, don't pretend this thread is on topic at all.