What vidya characters are canonically big dicked?

haha what

Is his dick also detached from his torso?

Johnny gat from saints row

>>381800416
me

>>381800416
what the fuck

>>381800712
Oleg too

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Wait what?

Vergil from DmC.

>>381800416
>we'll never get fun video game ads again

>>381800897
Fuck you

>>381800897
Thanks for the reminder, anon. Now I'm suicidal that we won't get a DMC5 and we're stuck with that shit.

>>381800416
Aha little dick white bois btfo

probably duke nukem

Satan from Dante's inferno

Mario

>>381801248
lolnope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpOmTDON-e4

>>381800897
"bigger" doesn't mean "big"

>>381800416
The guy at his right looks like Mike Matei

>>381801328
How can Black boiz even compete?

>>381800416
No you don't understand. They're trying to figure out how he's peeing with no dick. That's the ironic joke.

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Vaan.

Snake from MGS. Snake complains about his pants being too tight even when they're big.

>>381802103
So, what are the "huge features" he has?

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>>381801791
with girls

>>381802331
Big feet

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>>381802423

>>381800416
would his dick be connected to his body?

or would it be a glans floating about a shaft's length out in front of his torso (given how the rest of his body seems to hate connecting 'limbs')

>>381800416
>that height

even if he had a huge dick he'd still be rubbing it against the underside of the urinal like a fucking retard.

the guy in VLR canonically has an 18 inch dick

>>381804358
he's making an arc

>>381804741
>from that far away

I'm pretty sure even his torso would be rubbing against the urinal

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>>381800416
Confirmed by the creator

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>>381800690
>>381804260

Underrated thread

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>>381800416
God this fucking game was trash.

>>381800416
my gf

>>381806020
I had a bad dream like that when I was younger.

>>381806594
Not it was not.

>>381804858
BROWN