What kind of people think this design actually looks good?

weebs

Me.

>>381789648
Women

>>381789648
who gives a shit, the game was fun
qtes and long ass cutscenes weren't the best tho
t. pcbro

>>381789648
heterosexual men like me

>>381789917
This is the correct answer. Bayo's original design was created by a woman based on runway fashion models, therefore it's based on what women think is attractive and fashionable. The only input Kamiya had was the glasses and mole.

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Currently playing it and trying to get good ranks. But holy crap those random QTEs out of nowhere are so unnecessary. I don't mind some of them in boss battles (basically they are just more hype torture attacks) but when they randomly appear in a cutscene and you press a mircrosecond too late, it fucks your rank.

>>381789648

Me!
The last Bayo thread made by a homo like you lasted a while. Maybe this one will too.

>>381790919
Are the QTEs actually harder on PC or easier? Shouldm't having 2x the frames per second of consoles give you more time/frames to react?

>>381790501
>original design was created by a woman
False

>>381791334

Can't compare but as far as I know, the console versions were 60fps too. Except for ps3 I think because they had no real clue how to work with a ps3.

>>381792087
Wrong.

>>381789648
She is hot as fuck and fullfills as many fetish as you could possible add to a women

She is the equivalent of DMCs Dante since he basically is a wet dream for any women aswell

I kinda don't, but I recall there being a blonde that seemed pretty cute.

It's in my backlog okay.

>>381789648
Nobody, that's why she was redesigned for the sequel, she looks way better without the pinhead.

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>>381791963
>Mari Shimazaki
>woman

Bayo2 design is better

>>381792375
Its not

>>381792261
>a wet dream for any women aswell
the only people attracted to Dante are self inserting fedoras

>>381789648
I've never found her attractive fucking fight me /v/.

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>>381792316
How can a women be this based

I want her to make hentai

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>>381789648

>>381792584
No fuck you, you didnt believe me

>>381792489
I had a discussion about Bayonetta/Dante with several rl females and they all agreed with this

all women are good for is milking my dick

>>381792652
Yeah my bad

It's just because women usually suck at everything besides being a fucktoy

>>381789648
MUH

>>381792538

You are entitled to your shit taste, why would I fight you

>>381792924
japanese women in art/music are pretty cool

>>381791963
>>381792924
shitposting has addled your mind.

Neanche il piacere della tavoletta del water fredda. Tutto rovente.

>>381793972
False

>>381792924
You sound extremely insecure anon

>>381791334
Some button-mash QTE are more difficult because they go by quicker. But the only ones that matter are the optional Jeanne counters.

>>381789917
This. Fat american whale SJWs are too insecure to actually make attractive and good looking characters, meanwhile women in Japan don't give a shit and go all out with their design choices.
This is why feminazi characters are so garbage. They basically not allow themselves to have artistic freedom. Character is attractive? Sexism and sexualization of women. Character shows weakness/is nice? Again, sexism and misogyny.

faggots

>>381794492
And you sound desperately trying to trigger people

>>381790501
>therefore it's based on what women think is attractive and fashionable
All the best designers are men. Women wish they were that good.

>>381792489
>the only people attracted to Dante are self inserting fedoras

He's not kidding, DMC and Dante is super popular with girls. This applies to Bayonetta as well.

>>381795376
B-but, i know what women want. Women want to play as ugly fat whales with died hair that need no man and are stronker than any disgusting male in game.

>having trouble on PC with kb+m controls
>look at the steam page, says it's better to play with controller
>the controller control scheme is completely different from and other bam ham game I've played and really weird
>developers say you can't edit the controller controls because "they're good enough already, you don't need to edit them"
Thanks platinum

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>>381792615

>>381792489
No my sister stole my dante poster.
She never gave it back even when I moved out.

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Real little girls are nowhere near as adorable right? She kinda makes me want a daughter

>>381789648
Me

>>381796047
How does it make you feel, that your sister most likely came to your poster several times

i dont really find women sexy anymore

>>381796423
Daughters over Sons, always

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Reminder that Bayonetta likes little """""""Halos"""""""

>>381796423
ones on the street ive seen a dad walk with his daughter and his daughter would act EXACTLY like the girls in the anime it was the cutest thing i had seen in a while

>>381796423
depends, some girls look like they have an adult person's head on a small person's body while others just have this very frail very small look that inspires you to protect them with all your might

Hetero people.

>>381796583
especially nowadays it's okey to be a homosexual degenerate

>>381796423
real people are disgusting 99.999999999999999% of the time

>>381789648
>having a girl fetish
ewwwy, how creepy

>>381796423
Maybe but they will grow up eventually and become insufferable.

>>381790919
Bayo 2 fixes this

>>381796634
kek

>>381796634
I am pretty sure Bayonetta is all about the quantity of halos, just as every women secretly dreams of

>>381795812
>playing batman games

Anon...

>>381795812
japan can do NO WRONG

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>>381792464
It is.

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>>381795229
>Google is an invaluable resource
>anon doesn't use it

>>381792489
go back to drinking your self into a coma, Tameem.

>>381792489
RETARD

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>>381797938
Patrician taste friend

>>381798278
C, always.

>Bayo tells you a bedtime story
>still cant sleep
>shes gives you a passionate kiss why jacking you off until you feel tired
>implying this isnt the comfiest

>>381798278
C is the only true and right answer

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>>381798278
C. I mean, how is that even a question?

>>381789648
Girls who have power fantasies

>>381798278
i'd prefer her to be my gf since then she wouldn't be used goods

>>381789648
People that voted for sarah palin

>>381798278
only neo-/v/ would choose anything other than d

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>>381798278
Why would anyone pick anything but C?

>>381797189
You realize other games have similar mechanics to batman games and they're known as bamham right?

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>>381798537
This makes lots of sense but witches are usually promiscuous

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>>381798278
C
It's like they're not even trying to make the choices hard

>>381798663
you can be promiscuous and still be a virgin

>>381798382
She looks like that one dude, whos the protagonists crush from a shoujo manga

>>381798451
she will kiss you on the forehead and full body embrace you the whole night

>>381798575
back in the day it was fun to make yourself look silly

today you only get questionmarked as a reply

>>381798794
What

>>381796489
I don't really care. After studying biology in college humans are just things to me.

>Bayonetta will NEVER use your face for a throne

Why exist

>>381799018
I am sorry for your sister, she surely must have wished for a cooler brother

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Dyke hair > Beehive

I cant get a boner from bayo, she is so over the top. Like something so big you cant actually see shit unless you watch it from a fuckton far away

>>381797938

I prefer women with longer hair but her look in Bayo 2 works for me as well, it's short but it's a good style and she still looks very feminine even without taking her T&A into consideration

>>381798537
That mindset is so weird. The moment you use unused goods, they are used goods.

>>381801309
used goods means that someone other than you have had sex with her

>>381801446
But she is not less of a slut just because it was you that she allowed to use her
It probably means she is more of a slut than usual sluts actually

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Even if she is capable of murdering god, reminder to regularly hug your waifu because she needs it.

>>381799018

>I learned about the endocrine system therefore I don't care about people anymore

Lol you might have picked up knowledge while in college, but it looks like you still didn't learn anything yet. Humans are deterministic chemical machines instead of being ensouled children of God, and care can be broken down into the release of oxytocin and activation of the ventral medial pfc, sure, but knowing how it works and realizing none of us are magical homoculi doesn't justifying not caring. Grow up, faggot

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>>381802327
>Humans are deterministic chemical machines instead of being ensouled children of God
You just know there are sociopaths out there that view it this way and its depressing. This board may bring out my cynicism but i don't think i'd function if i brought it outside

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We are just pieces of meat on bought time and someday it will start to rot away and nothing will remain.
Heaven could not even be real because humans get bored when there are no problems around them and are absolutely incapable of enjoying themselves nonstop which would turn it into a hellish borefest so why would you even want that lmao.

And I'm totally A-Okay with all of this because knowing that having fun is pointless does not stop me from having fun because not doing it would be just as pointless

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yo is this a Bayo thread?

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So what if we are just meat, Bayo is the most wonderful piece of 2D meat and love is real!

>>381805631

What were they thinking with that sticker?
At least it brought up a conspiracy theory that Bayo 2 is coming to steam because she has the haircut from 2 on that sticker.

>>381798382
>>381805827
>short hair
>choker
Why is this such a good combo?

>>381789648

Everything and everyone in Bayonetta looks tacky and over-designed as fuck.

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>>381789648
>What kind of people think this design actually looks good?
People who don't hate women for what they are.