holy shit. RIP. press F to pay respects.

>>381789310
whats this now

>>381789357
He killed himself driving his car straight into an oncoming train

>>381789513
Fucking owned, dude

>>381789513
that's not what happened you cuck

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>>381789669
I like Ben

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The veins have already started to pulse. My hand grows nearer every moment. The impulses in my brain have already started.

Soon I will wrap pulgar around the snake, ending with chico. I will stare him in the face as i spit on him with lust in my eyes. Thats when I will move my physical body to the wall.

Slowly my feet will crawl up that wall, that same wall washed with regret, sweat, and dirt, as I have many times before. We will both know how this will end, he has watched time and time before.

I will grab "Jammu" from my underbed storage. Jammu is my small vibrator that I named after the queen herself as I like to imagine that she would be willing to use it on me as well.

I will slide Jammu inside my tight pink asshole and rev the engines. Jammu will vibrate like a Lotus 2016 Formula 1 engine, firing on all cylinders.

i will fantasize about Anzu calling me onichan. I'm like her older brother keeping her safe from the horrors of the world. I will keep her safe with me inside her both physically and emotionally as we are in love. Love that is forbidden.

My story will once again end soon as my body pulses and the floodgates open all over my own face. I feel it on a metaphysical level. I can almost hear the warm cum as it flies out of my hard throbbing weiner like that scene from 2 Fast 2 Furious. "Ejecto Seato Cuz". I feel it hit me, I'm the slut, the whore, I'm the one receiving the load on my face. This is the moment we all wait for.

I lick my lips, the taste of my salty thick cum filling my senses. I pry Jammu out of my tight asshole now pulsing almost to the beat of my heart. Theres now a slight smell to it, slightly pungent. I ignore the smell as I am ashamed.

I am ashamed for what my life has become, not because I fucked my own butthole with a woman's vibrator and then gave myself a facial like I'm Ai Uehara but because Anzu will never experience this with me. I am alone, broken. I contemplate the worth of this life.

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this is now a Ben thread

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>>381789310

>>381790113
who the fuck is that sperg?

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What did she mean by this?

Literally who?

>>381790490
Some fat pleb everyone treats like a legit game critic because he got fired by Gamespot at some point.

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Is he really kill? What happened?

>>381790749
whats the problem?

its his personal twitter and he has lived in california his entire life. what did you think he thought?

>>381790749
What an idiot. Complaining about the very order that might save Western Civilization.

>>381790749
what he said is true though. even (((Trump))) went back on what he said himself.

>>381790749
he's right

>>381790749
considering he's a jew who's lived in the bay area his entire life, jeff is way more tame than i'd have guessed

>>381790749
Lol what a fucking idiot, expressing your political opinion guarantees you lose sheckles goy

>>381791265
jeff isnt jewish

>>381791383
gerstmann is a jewish-german surname

>>381791435
it's a german name you cuck

vinny is legit jew (and SJW)

>>381791521
vinny is italian. he has a jewish wife tho

>>381791435
Those facial features scream anglo though

>>381789310
That would suck so bad

>>381791435
my name is berg

am i jewish?

>>381791612
probably

>>381791638
nope.

the whole "well his name is berg or something polish or german therefore jew" is fucking retarded

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PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!

why are these people so obsessed with twitter?

>>381790909
I have lived in California my entire life and I feel the opposite.

Not everyone that lives in this state is a liberal retard. Just most.

Jeff isn't as liberal as people think he is.
He said on the bombcast awhile back that he has voted republican before. When the brexit shit was happening he was bitching on his mixlr stream that the right doesn't care about fiscal conservatism anymore because they should have been against brexit due to how it affected the stock market.

>>381791903
why are you so obsessed with them?
You don't have to read their tweets

>>381790749
>ban

it's not. where the fuck do these faggots get their info from?

>>381791971
so he's a MUH GEE DEE PEE cuck. literally worse than libruls t b h.

>>381792440
CNN and Colbert

Did he died?

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>>381790749
>Jeff lives in Petaluma
>80% white
>5% asian
>1% black

Wow, so brave!

>>381789749
such a disgusting face though.. and posture

>>381793003
He would be decent if he hadn't been obese before. That neck flab is never coming off.

>>381789749
he looks like a burn victim that had their neck fused to their chest

>>381790749
he's correct. The motivation was good, but the execution was a clusterfuck that the courts would obviously have problems with.

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>>381789310
Please mods, make e-celeb threads a bannable offense