already dead

not mario or zelda in the title

>>381778675
Maybe the fact that it is shovelware

The lack of content and the fucking timer lmaooo

>>381778872
>7/10
>shovelware
Do you even know what that word means?

>>381778987
I shoveled my 7 inch into your mom last night ;)

it isn't a good game

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>>381778675
Your birth lol XD

b a b b i e s f i r s t f i g h t i n g g a m e

>>381779090

kek

First it just seems like an uninteresting game to normies, two it's still impossible to buy a switch in stores

>>381778675
I'm having tons of fun with it but I suck, I have trouble with the level 3 Gran Prix.
I'm still not ready to go online.

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>Already dead
>I can find matches both ranked and unranked in <10 seconds at pretty much any time of day

>>381778675
It's a mediocre game with little content

Splatoon 2 can't come soon enough

>>381778675
I wanted to get it, but for 60 dollarios when I know I'll play for a week and never again and also with splatoon 2 around the corner, I rather save the money, I hope it survives, it's a fun game, a tad pricey tho.

>>381779237

https://www.amazon.com/Nintendo-Switch-Gray-Joy-Con/dp/B01LTHP2ZK

>In stock.

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>>381779090
>asks a serious question
>gets a redditor meme face and a ur mum lol joke instead
Im not sure why I keep coming back to this website. If you really think a 7/10 an (above average) game is shovelware I cant help you.

>>381779331
>2 maps at a time
>1 ranked mode at a time

l m a o

>>381779364
>reading comprehension

>>381779364
Damn, 400 and free shipping?? what a deal =)

>>381778675
Needs more content. Fury mode needs some variety between characters. Needs a better training mode for motion controls with no timer, the timer pisses me off. Should have a mode where I can set their behavior on no timer to practice.

>>381779712

=)

>>381779237
/thread

>>381779421
then leave and kill yourself.

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>>381778675
Are you gonna put this fucking thread up everyday? At least change the fucking comment every so often.
>Dead already?
Sub that out with
>Butthurt sony pony

>>381778675
>Pretty fun
>Great for multiplayer
>Looks better than mvci and is on the most underpowered console
>Didn't have $30 dlc announced before the game was released.
>Sold well

The only thing I can think went wrong is some characters seem to naturally outclass others.

>>381778675
1v1 is boring, party is ruined by a timer, and everything else is so garbo they aren't worth playing.

>>381779421
how tf is 7/10 above average in video games stupid nog

>sold half a million copies in 2 days
>dead

ok anon

>>381778675
splatoon had a record maximum of 5k (5000) people online at once and that was around launch. i dont know if thats the standard for online console games, but it sounds like peanuts to the stats of people playing pc games

>>381779982
>Everything else is so Garbo they aren't worth playing
>Garbo
>GARBO
WTF is this the 90's again? Fuck back off to Reddit and learn to enjoy games again you obese faglord fuck.
Let us know when your old enough to form a real opinion with real words.

>>381780262
>if you don't like my shitty babby games you don't enjoy any games at all

w e w

get some standards

>>381780262
chillax, gramps.

>>381780215
More people own a pc than a switch tho, by far, kind of a pointless comparison.

I have no issues finding matches.

>>381780335
im just curious about the numbers and i'm talking about wii u splatoon

>>381780317
I can't help your shit tastes anon, I can only pity you for how much your life must be bland and suck ass in general.

>>381780013
A five out of ten is average since its in the middle of one and ten
A six and seven are considerd above average and decent.
Most of /v/ would tell you anything below a seven is sholveware and anything above an eight is a paid review.

>>381779309
NO TWITCH VIEWS HAHAHA

>>381778675

Nothing. It's a fun game and it's sold a good number of copies. This weekend at TooManyGames I watched people playing it over and over again, everyone enjoying the hell out of themselves. It's a party game, for sure. But it's a fun game to play with friends and family, and I can see it being a con tournament game easily.

>>381780480
The game's boring to watch desu, and the focus almost solely on multiplayer means there isn't a lot you can stream well.

It's pretty fun to play though.

>>381780427
because in vidya that is correct, the rating system is retarded

5/10 is considered shit, instead of average

We had these threads throughout the lifetime of Splatoon.
Either stop replying or make these the anchor for ARMS discussion.

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>>381780480
>He uses twitch views to determine if a game is good

Please go back to plebbit.

>>381780424
>browses /v/
>gets upset that other people don't like his terrible sacred nintencow
>calls somebody elses life bland and suck ass

fucking kek, I love getting pittied by fat autismos.

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>>381779421
>;) is a reddit meme face

It's called a smiley you fucking troglodyte.

>>381780480
It has more Twitch viewers right now than Mortal Kombat X.

But we get threads about how Nintendo's (at best) 5th or 6th most important first party release this year is "dead".

That's how desperate people are to hate on Nintendo.

If y'all don't like Nintendo, that's cool. By all means, go play games that you do like.

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>>381780013
>>381780427
>>381780621

>>381780643
>lifetime of Splatoon
About a month?

It needs more content.
Once Splatoon 2 comes out, ARMS will die.

>>381780741
>5th or 6th most important first party release this year

pahahahahahahahhahaha little Timmy's first fighting game is the killer app that's going to sell this shitty console

>>381780821
wrong
7/10 and beyond is shit
8/10 is meh
9/10 is okay
10/10 is paid review

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>>381780709
This thread is up every day and never offers anything to the argument of whether or not arms is "dead".
I'm surrounded by niggers and 12 year olds that don't play games yet they own a shit PS4.
>Can't wait for Atari to crash the game market again so you fucking normies will GTFO!

>>381780939
thats a stupid, edgy opinion you've got there.

>>381780989
I never stated Arms was dead, I don't play shitty games so I wouldn't know how many people do.

maybe you should pre-order mario 25453 so you can ease some of your tension and anger at anonymous trolls on a shitboard

how the fuck do you beat Ninjara grab spam i just bought the game today and i am getting raped.

>>381778987
This is literally the wii sports of the switch. Fucking kill yourself

>>381781053
That's how /v/ treats scores though.

>>381781128
It is nice having games to preorder.

I was playing it just a bit ago.
You just can't discuss this on /v/ without false flag, shit posting, console wars, incorrect hyperbole, or some combination of these.

>>381780427

You forgot "An eight is blunder of the century".

>>381781149
Punch his grab.

>>381778675
Its overpriced

>>381781149
Don't toss both arms out. Keep one in reserve and when the grab comes out, punch him in the face to break the grab.

>>381780989
>This thread is up every day and never offers anything
Just like the forced meme Atari threads.

>>381778675
Bad limited gameplay and shitty controls.

How the hell thought it was a good idea to put guard on joystick click?

>>381778675
needs more wahoos

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No wahoo
No bing bing
Full priced shovelware

ARMS launched as the number one game on Amazon.com and topped the charts in Japan for week of release.

It's not going to set the world on fire, but it's doing fine.

Nintendo's third new IP this year btw, and they're all doing pretty well.

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Pretty nimble for a chick with a big ass. Is she trying to keep men from grabbing it?

>>381780989
>i own a switch IM A REAL GAMMMERRRRRR

>all that gaf role play
this is embarassing. currentyear/v/ is really reaching a new low. Brand fanaticism as a literal cult

>>381781662
Nobody gives a fuck how a game did in japan.

>>381781494
This thread is about arms being dead or not.
Atari threads are about glorious disco and doom.

>>381778675
Slow and clunky, flashy with no substance, hilariously overpriced.

>>381781363
>>381781478
what else do i need to do to git gud? i watched Yabuki and he was moving around so well with motion controls

>>381781793
I'm saying you faggots couldn't debate to save your lives

Here's what your character pick says about you

>Ninjara
>Scrub of the highest caliber; instantly picks the easiest character and will never bother to learn how to play the game
>Helix
>I'M SO LOLRANDUMB AND WACKY XD
>Min Min
>waifufag; will always use dragon despite being awful with it and leaving themselves open all day
>Twintelle
>assfag/semi-tryhard; will constantly spam ice and electric in the hopes of an easy grab
>Ribbon Girl
>tryhard of the highest caliber. will always have either hydra or slapmander. will become angry upon loss. he is the same guy who plays smash and insists on final destination, no items, every match all day every day
>Springman
>the most boring person alive and is always one of two people: does nothing but dash and deflect waiting for you to do something or becomes irrationally angry if you beat him and will target you only in 1v1v1 for the rest of time
>Kid Cobra
>slightly less of a scrub than Ninjara players, but bad in its own right for doing nothing but slapamander/hydra spam and will not try anything else
>Byte & Barq
>fun to play with; not always the best
>Master Mummy
>chill guys who just want to throw big punches and slam people into the ground
>Mechanica
>that guy who prides himself on a picking the worst character; will say lol you lost to mechanica if he beats you, but will say good job you beat the worst character if he loses

>>381779090
0,7*

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>>381782238
I like how you made up those little stories in your mind about each character.

>>381781997
was #2 in the UK charts as well.

>>381782238
While I disagree with most of this that spring man targeting you is dead on.

>>381782152
Practice, m8. Yabuki has probably been playing for half a year.

>>381780741
>it has more views than this 3 year old fighting game guys!
>That's good! Let's just ignore the 5 other fighting games that have come out since then!

>>381782152
>Use ribbon girl
>Equip revolver
>????
>Profit

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>>381782238
>>Master Mummy
>>chill guys who just want to throw big punches and slam people into the ground

>>381780939
>beyond
below you retard

>>381778675
>WAAAH
>people are actually playing a game instead of shitposting about it online for once which probably could have to do with the facts how straight-forward this game is
>REE

>>381781997
It's already the 10th best selling game of the year on amazon US and going up.

how is the reaction time and sensitivity of the controller?

>>381779213
wouldn't that be SFV with it's like 120 frame parry timing

>>381779793
They do, it is called Versus. Set time to infinite, health to infinite, and choose the AI setting you want.

>>381778675
we have this thread everyday.jpg